287, The Art of the Imperial Husband
Four thousand five hundred words, two chapters and two in one.
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"What's wrong with you?"
"yes, what's going on?"
Xiao Ming, Li Xiaolan, and Tang Sumei were shocked when they saw Yu Wenli crying, and hurriedly asked her what was going onβwasn't this okay just now? Wang Qi answered a phone call and left suddenly, although he left too suddenly, but looking at his hurried appearance, there must be something urgent! Yu Wenli was crying because of this?
Of course, Yu Wenli wouldn't cry because of this. She wasn't so much crying as she was afraid!
Yes, the current Yu Wenli is quite afraid, afraid because of the lie just now, and afraid because the lie was exposed!
The third girl didn't know who Wang Qi called just now, or who he answered, but when she looked at the caller ID, she knew that it must be Jiang Shan calling, or he called Jiang Shan!
And once the two of them talk on the phone, her lie just now will be self-defeating!
If Jiang Shan didn't have a big deal to find Wang Qi, maybe she would be a little panicked, and Wang Qi wouldn't blame her!
But what Wang Qi did just now, it was clearly a sign that Jiang Shan had encountered some trouble, and then asked him to help his brother! She lied at this juncture, what would Wang Qi think of her after that?
Yu Wenli didn't dare to imagine it at all!
She has been friends with Wang Qi for more than two months, and she has almost touched Wang Qi's personality.
In harmless little things, he can indulge her, sometimes she is petty and "unreasonable", and the other party will also rely on her and take the initiative to take the fault on his head.
For example, the last time Wang Qi and Jiang Shan worshiped "brother and sister", in fact, she knew that it was Lin Yuying, Xia Jinli and Wu Zhimin who were "pretending to be ghosts", Wang Qi didn't actually know, he just pushed the boat down the river.
Then, she lost her temper unreasonably because she was afraid that her boyfriend would spark something with his godsister, and as a result, Wang Qi gave in for her and was willing to end the relationship of "godbrother and sister" with Jiang Shan.
But in some big things involving principles, she knows that her seemingly gentle and easy-to-talk boyfriend is quite stubborn and quite insists on his "principles" and "bottom line"!
"Could it be that I have touched his principles and bottom line this time?" Yu Wenli, who was frightened, thought.
"It's nothing, it's just ...... A little uncomfortable. Xiaolan, Xiao Ming, Su Mei, you eat slowly, I'll go first. Faced with the concerned inquiries of the three roommates, Yu Wenli didn't dare to tell her the worries in her heart, and she was not interested in eating at this time, so she was ready to leave.
"You two are gone, what are we going to eat? Xiaolan, call the proprietress to count the signatures, anyway, everyone has eaten almost enough." Xiao Ming said.
The owner, Li Xiaolan, was worried that everyone was not full, so she asked everyone to simply eat a little more, and asked Yu Wenli to sit down, and if there was anything to put on a table for them, they could also help her come up with ideas.
But now Yu Wenli's heart is in turmoil, and this kind of thing is not easy to tell outsiders, so she shook her head and insisted on leaving.
The other two daughters saw that Yu Wenli insisted on leaving, and they didn't want to eat, so they called Li Xiaolan to pay, and they flashed early.
Li Xiaolan had no choice, so she had to call the boss to come over and pay the bill.
A few minutes later, after counting the signatures and settling the accounts, Li Xiaolan paid the money, and the four girls began to walk back. Li Xiaolan and Tan Sumei were in front, and Yu Wenli and Xiao Ming were behind.
"What the hell is going on, Wen Li? I see that you can't give up, your eyes are red just now. Is it so serious?" Xiao Ming asked in a low voice.
For her best friend and best friend, Yu Wenli naturally had nothing to keep secret, so she put her worries and fears on Xiao Ming.
Xiao Ming didn't expect that there were so many Taos in this, his brows furrowed, and he thought about it and said:
"It's a bit difficult for you to do this. It's okay to make an ordinary phone call, but seeing Wang Qi's panicked appearance just now, it is clear that something big happened over there, and you just lied again, and if it were me, I would be angry! But, Wen Li, why did you lie just now? A few of us still wanted to twist the phone and question Wang Qi at that time!
"Well, I'm ...... If I had known that Jiang Shan had something to do to find Wang Qi, would I be such a small-bellied and unreasonable person?" Yu Wenli sighed and said, with a look of remorse.
"Flutter-" Xiao Ming smiled and glanced at Yu Wenli fiercely:
"This isn't a small belly chicken intestine? So what is a small belly chicken intestine? You, you're really a fan of the authorities! I know you're worried that your godsister will become a vixen, and finally wrap up your own man and run away. However, let's not say that Jiang Shan is still young now, and she will be a full adult in two years, no, 'Chengjing' - why are you worried about what will happen in two years? Two years later, if you have a good relationship with Wang Qi, maybe the marriage certificate will be ripped off, why are you worried about things so far away?
"Also, Jiang Shan is beautiful, and I have seen it, and it is true that I am pitiful, sinking fish and geese! But the problem is that Jiang Shan has a fatal wound, that is, she has no culture. Just a junior high school student, no matter how beautiful he grows up, he is also a stupid big sister and just a vase! It is impossible for him to talk to Wang Qi -- what are you talking about? Is it oil, salt, vegetables, rice, sauce, vinegar tea? Your husband, I have been observing for so long, he is by no means a person who cares about such frivolous trivial matters as 'oil, salt, vegetables, rice, sauce, vinegar and tea'! That guy has great ambitions! He will definitely have a bright future in the future!
"It's true that men like beautiful women, but after a long time, men, especially the more excellent men, care more about the connotation of women, care about whether they have a common value and world view with them, chat and talk together, put in one place, can talk to them, heart-to-heart, and at the spiritual level, they are heart-to-heart, heart-to-heart, and the smart brain of the mutual exchange song, which is the so-called confidant!
"Jiang Shan is famous, but can she be Wang Qi's confidant?
"So, for a stupid eldest sister who has no culture, only knows how to do housework and laundry and cook for men, I don't know what you are worried about, what are you afraid of! Instead of worrying about Jiang Shan, you might as well worry about Wang Qi's peerless pretty senior sister!"
Xiao Ming's words made Yu Wenli, who was fascinated by the authorities, suddenly feel a taste of enlightenment, and immediately muttered: "Xiao Ming, I...... Shouldn't I really worry about Jiang Shan?"
"Of course, do you need to say that?" Xiao Ming directly climbed on Yu Wenli's shoulder like a man, and continued to whisper in her ear, "Wenli, tell you, if I were you, I wouldn't even mind that Wang Qi had a leg with his godsister, turning 'godsister' into '(four) sister'ββ"
"Ah-" Yu Wenli exclaimed, but she got Xiao Ming's eyes again:
"Why are you so surprised? Prick up your ears and listen to the old lady tell you carefully:
"First of all, you have to admit that men are all lower-body animals, and they can't see beautiful women or be seduced. Generally, those men who have no money, no power, and are good-looking can only look at beautiful women with dry eyes, and they can enjoy it, but men who are rich and powerful, and handsome, like beautiful women, want to obtain resources in this area, it is simply too easy. Do you think that if he wants to go to--don't look at me like that, make you still look like an innocent little sister, dry, on, grass, it's all the same meaning, you understand what I mean-- if your husband wants to go to which girl in our building, whether the girl has a boyfriend or not, he just needs to spend a little more careful thinking and blend more in private, do you think, which girl can not be recruited, don't want to? Anyway, the old lady is 110,000 willing- Haha, don't hit me, just kidding!
"Go on, in view of your husband's God-loving face, coupled with his humor and likable character, your husband has a natural charm for women, especially excellent women. I'll tell you this--you may not like to hear this, you don't believe it, but as your best sister in Jiangcheng, I still have to say, who called you like a lost little lamb now, you need the guidance of the old lady?ββ in his life, if he can't find a lot of money, it's okay, once he gets ahead and finds a lot of money, it will definitely not be a woman who can tie it up and be satisfied! Even if Lan Fang, who looks like a fairy, comes, it won't work! It's not your man's fault, it's not that he can't stand the test- Alas, in fact, I have never seen a man in reality who has stood the test, and they are all a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites - but men are genetically determined! They are not satisfied by nature, they are born to want to ...... Well, the one who hugs left and right, with a group of wives and concubines, but some men can realize this dream, and some men can only lust in their hearts, YY, and they don't dare to let their wives know.
"So, and the final summary, since your excellent husband is born to be a master of attracting bees and butterflies, and he will not be transferred by your will, then why don't you turn passive into active, take the initiative to attract a butterfly for him, and satisfy the desire of his lower body?
"You take the initiative to introduce yourself, pimping, the object is still under your control, such as Jiang Shan's stupid white sweet, can't you still fight her? When your husband is tired of playing and has no freshness, sooner or later he will like the new and hate the old, and think that beauty is just like that, and then feel a huge guilt towards you, and understand who is really good to him!
"If you manipulate men like this, men can't run away and can't swing away!
"Instead of being like you, you manage him to death, and when you encounter a little threat, you will be jealous, crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself, so a few more times, you can only make him feel disgusted, more defensive against you, and finally completely disgusted with you, break up with you, why bother you?"
After listening to Xiao Ming's strange talk and deviant "Imperial Husband's Technique", Yu Wenli directly opened her mouth wide, stared at Xiao Ming's face, and said in a shocked and unbelievable tone:
"Xiao Ming, you ...... Aren't you too extreme? I don't believe that men are like that! There are good men who are devoted to their women and loyal to them, right?"
"Yes! Not only that, but there are a lot of them! You quickly break up with Wang Qi, and then go to any man in Wang Qi's bedroom to be your boyfriend - Wang Jianchao don't look for it, that guy is not a fuel-efficient lamp - and then, I dare to guarantee, these men will definitely treat you as a treasure, you say east, they dare not go west, you say south, they dare not face north, they are definitely more obedient than pugs.
"But would you?"
Yu Wenli was stunned!
Yes, of course she can find a single-minded and half-hearted man, such as Zhang Qingfeng in the past, who was very honest, good, and never messed around, but as Xiao Ming said, is she eye-catching?
Yu Wenli didn't give up, and asked in a daze: "There is no such thing as the best of both worlds, and it is excellent, right...... A man who is good to his other half and doesn't care about it?"
"Yes, in the movie, there are a lot, go and see it!" Xiao Ming spread his hands and looked at Yu Wenli with a look of contempt.
Yu Wenli stood in place, her mouth slightly open, and stood motionless for a while, then she came back to her senses, her eyes were sad and sad, her expression was sad and painful, she looked at Xiao Ming and said:
"Xiao Ming, what do you think I should do now?"
"If you really care about Wang Qi and like Wang Qi, just do what I say - of course don't do it completely, pimp your man or something, it's a joke - relax your heart a little, don't be too careful, otherwise men will be very disgusted.
"Sometimes, especially when it comes to emotional issues, it's much better to turn a blind eye than to take a magnifying glass and observe your man's behavior.
"You know, for some men, it's better to fight than to fight, and it's better to pretend to be strong than to be pitiful.
"Trust me, you're the kind of man who is a bit machismo at heart. Pretending to be a delicate flower that is about to fall when the wind blows is definitely better than pretending to be a strong grass that the wind can't blow down. Your feelings, your future path, will also go wider, farther, and longer. β
"That'...... What should I do now?"
"Cold ββ!" Xiao Ming glared at Yu Wenli, seeing that Yu Wenli was still stunned and at a loss, her heart suddenly flooded with a kind of helplessness of "it is difficult to teach", but she still had to teach, so she chirped, "Hurry up and call! Ask Jiang Shan how she is? Is it okay? Do you need to come over to help now?...... Can't you say these clever and obedient words, and you can't invite pets with positive points? Or have you been with Zhang Qingfeng for a long time, and you are used to being the eldest lady, and you can't save face with Miss Yu?"
Yu Wenli ignored Xiao Ming's sarcasm, quickly took out the phone and called Wang Qi, thinking to herself, after such a long time, Wang Qi should climb to the rented house where Jiang Shan lives even if he climbs, not to mention that he ran to the side of the road just now?
The phone rang, but the other party didn't answer, and soon hung up on her.
Yu Wenli was stunned for a moment, and hit again, this time, the other party hung up faster.
He ...... He hung up on me...... Woowoo...... He never hung up my phone......" Yu Wenli had a rotten face, shocked and frightened, and cried directly.
Xiao Ming rolled his eyes again, glanced at Yu Wenli and said:
"It's just hanging up the phone, and it's not like the sky is falling, why are you crying? Maybe he has something to do now, and it's inconvenient to answer. Then let's fight again later, a few more times, it's best to hit that guy until the phone is turned off! Hmph, I don't believe that there will really be hard-hearted people in this world, and even if there is, he doesn't look like him!"
"What if...... What if he really turned off the phone?" Xiao Ming's composure made Yu Wenli calm down a little, not feeling like the sky was about to fall like just now.
Anyway, it's so late, just go to bed, recharge your energy, and continue to harass tomorrow morning. He has to go to work, is it true that he has been turning off his phone, or he can't change his number? I guess he wants to take advantage of the small trick that is not right to catch you this time, but it is not a big mistake, to make a fuss, and to raise the bargaining chips for the later negotiations. I know a man's mind very well, and I just bite the three-plate axe of the gold, don't care about him!
"By the way, don't just call when harassing, but also follow up with harassing text messages, one doesn't work, two can't send four, the content is not limited, there is only one subject, that is:
"Husband, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I was very wrong, you just forgive your kiss cutie-ah, Wenli, why are you beating me? Didn't you shout like this when you two were making out? What are you shouting? Xiao Qiqi is still a chick 0 chicken? Xiao Wenwen is still Xiao Lili?...... Hahaha...... Walked away, I won't blow it with you, and I'll dry my mother's mouth. When you go upstairs later, remember to invite me to drink a bottle of iced tea, which is considered the consultation fee for my mother's emotional problems. Tell you, these words, ordinary people, the old lady doesn't tell her......"
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