12. Life is like hunting

Jiang Shuiyuan carried the luggage in one hand and the test paper in the other, pushed open the door next door, and saw Zhang Jin lying on the table concentrating on the test paper, and didn't even raise his head when he heard the door ring. Saying that he hadn't seen him for two weeks, Jiang Shuiyuan still missed this simple and sparse guy, so he smiled and quipped: "Hey, I said Zhang Jin, why didn't you even say hello when you saw my brother come in?" Don't you want to see your brother?"

Zhang Jin raised his head and apologized repeatedly: "Yes, I'm sorry, I, I didn't see it, you, your training is over?"

"It's over!" Jiang Shuiyuan threw his luggage on the empty bed, then pulled over the chair and sat down: "I was thinking about whether I could escape, but I didn't expect to be caught by Uncle Ge, so I had to rush over." In case I don't do well in the exam, Uncle Ge wants to abolish my martial arts and expel me from the school, you have to help me plead for mercy!"

Zhang Jin smiled awkwardly: "No, it won't!"

I don't know if he said "no", referring to Jiang Shuiyuan's failure in the exam, or whether Uncle Ge will not abolish Jiang Shuiyuan's martial arts and expel him from the division. Of course, it may also mean that when Uncle Ge uses the door rules, he will not help to intercede. In short, Jiang Shuiyuan pondered for a long time and didn't come up with a reason, so he had to follow Zhang Jin's appearance and lie on the table to do the test papers honestly.

The whole test paper has an obvious Ge style, and you can smell the sinister and insidious hidden in the questioner for ten miles against the wind. Broadly speaking, the topics can be broadly divided into two categories:

A type of question seems very simple, but how to figure out how unreliable, similar to "A bear fell into a trap of 19.617 meters, and the fall time was exactly 2 seconds." Ask for the color of the bear". If you want to solve this problem, you must do your best, first use physical knowledge to calculate the gravity unit g, and then combine geographical knowledge to determine what latitude it is, thirdly, according to biological knowledge, what bears are at that latitude and what are their living habits, and fourthly, with reference to geological knowledge, guess where the soil can dig a trap nearly 20 meters deep...... Finally, the answer is obtained by comprehensive judgment.

Another category of titles is rather fancy, and can be read as a heart-wrenching short story, similar to "Jack was sentenced to death by the king in order to save his lover Ruth." At the begging of the princess, the king decides to let Jack play a game with 4 other condemned prisoners who don't know each other, that is, to grab mung beans from a bag containing 100 green beans, and those who catch the most and least will be put to death, while the rest will be killed. The king also stipulated: each person can find out the number of mung beans left, but they cannot communicate with each other, 100 mung beans do not have to be divided, but each person must ensure that at least one is caught, and if there is a duplicate, it will be regarded as the largest or the smallest, and will be executed together. These condemned prisoners are very smart, brutal and desperate for their lives, so under what circumstances will Jack survive? Basically, after reading the question, everyone can conceive a TV series with more than 300 episodes in their heads, who still has the heart to answer the question?

Jiang Shuiyuan endured stomach convulsions and the strong desire of the questioner, and finally finished the test paper within two hours.

Just as he got up to drink water, Zhang Jin also finished his work, leaned on the back of the chair and relaxed for a long time. Jiang Shuiyuan saw that his face was full of tiredness, so he poured him a cup by the way, and then asked: "How is it? After finishing the test paper, do you have the urge to hang the golden bell upside down and use a small bamboo stick to pump the soles of his feet?"

The corners of Zhang Jin's mouth twitched: "The question, the topic is so good!"

Even an honest person like Zhang Jin, who loves mathematics, said that the question was not good, and you can imagine how successful Uncle Ge's test paper was. Jiang Shuiyuan sighed: "The ancients said that words are like people, how can I think that the questions are like people?"

Just when Jiang Shuiyuan was about to start spraying, Ge Juntian suddenly pushed the door in, and when he came in, he asked, "When the time comes, how are you doing in the test papers?" I'm stir-fried tofu with pickles - salt first, if you don't meet my prescribed score, you can wait to sleep in the hallway tonight!"

Jiang Shuiyuan forcibly choked back those words he had thought of back in his stomach, and complained a little depressedly: "Teacher Ge, shouldn't you be stuck in the middle of the roll?"

"Of course!" Ge Juntian made no secret of this, "Although we are from our own family, since it is an exam, we have to follow the regular one, so as to cultivate your correct exam habits." You can't wait for you to get to the exam room and say to the invigilator, 'Teacher, I'm still five minutes away, please wait?'

After handing in the test papers, Jiang Shuiyuan asked a question that all the students had asked: "Teacher Ge, you said that you can study mathematics, why do you still have to take the exam? Why is there no trust between people at all? If the monthly, mid-term, and final exams are to check the learning situation, and the college entrance examination is for hierarchical selection, then what are the Olympiad and mock exams for?"

Uncle Ge didn't raise his eyelids: "It's very simple, the Olympiad is to let the world know that you know, and the mock test is to let you know that you don't know." As for the issue of trust, I will trust Zhang Jin, and maybe I will trust others, but I will not trust you, a little slippery head!"

Jiang Shuiyuan covered his chest with his hands, looking heartbroken: "Teacher Ge, do you know? Your words deeply hurt the heart of a student who respects you and worships you!"

"It's strange to believe you!"

Uncle Ge then sat down on the circle chair by the window, and said slowly with an expression of memory and thought: "In fact, a long time ago, when I was a sophomore or junior in college, I also had such a question, that is, what is the ultimate purpose of learning, or education? Because for individual human beings, they have to learn all kinds of knowledge from birth, even if you end up learning heaven and man, you can only turn into a handful of loess after all, and you can't pass on knowledge to future generations like the internal force of martial arts novels. Moreover, knowledge is endless, and in the process of learning, knowledge is also growing day by day, not to mention that people will make mistakes and forget, and will grow old and die?

"And what about what you thought about later?"

Ge Juntian smiled slightly: "I was still a student at the time, so if there were problems that could not be solved, I naturally had to ask the teacher for advice." Mr. Hui gave me an analogy, saying that learning is like hunting in the forest, people need to get prey to survive, but prey also wants to live well, so people must continue to learn hunting skills to ensure that they can catch prey every time. The prey is getting smarter and the hunting skills of man are becoming more and more refined, and in the process, man is getting stronger and stronger. But isn't there a day when a hunter can lie down on a pile of prey and regret why he learned the art of hunting in the first place?"

"It's okay to regret it once in a while, right? It's also a reflection, so that you can see the path of your life clearly. Jiang Shuiyuan argued.

Ge Juntian laughed: "Sure enough, he is worthy of being my apprentice, and even his quibbles are the same as I was at the beginning! Mr. Hui's answer is that reflection is of course necessary and necessary. But when you are confused and regretful, you should try to let yourself find fun and gain in learning, and then liberate yourself, instead of complaining and doubting everything! )