"Lord?" Jiang Shuiyuan keenly caught a novel word.

Liu Xinying waved her hand: "How to arrange it when the time comes, what you have to do now is to concentrate on studying." After you have finished reading all the classics in our reference room, let's slowly study the rules of the competition that is difficult in Chinese studies. ”

Chen Di also waved his fists: "This time we have a handsome guy from Jiang University, and we guarantee that we can sweep away those arrogant guys in the first middle school!" Of course, what Sister Xinying said is also right, what we have to do now is to read the book carefully, and keep secrets, don't let the group of bad boys in No. 1 Middle School find out about our formation, especially the secret weapon of Senior Brother Jiang, which must be hidden before the spring selection competition begins!"

"What are you three talking about? and talking so happily!" Fu Shouzhang didn't know where to scrape together enough silver taels, and hurried over to treat him.

According to the annual practice, the student union will ask each club to arrange a program to participate in the selection, and then make a grand New Year's Day party for the whole school teachers and students to enjoy. Didn't the two of us take turns to encourage the handsome guy Jiang to come out and win glory for our Chinese Studies Lecture Society?"

Fu Shouzhang nodded again and again: "This is a good idea, I raise my hands in favor!"

Jiang Shuiyuan broke out in a cold sweat: Sure enough, the female man couldn't afford to be provoked, so he dug a pit and buried himself without paying attention! He immediately hurriedly pleaded: "Senior Sister Chen and Senior Brother Fu don't want to joke, the younger brother can't sing, the second can't dance, the third can't play the piano, the fourth can't do magic, and there is not the slightest literary and artistic cell in his body, do you want to go on stage to be a monkey for others? No, no, absolutely not!"

Fu Shouzhang said: "Minister Jiang's image is so good, what does it matter whether he can play and sing or not? As long as Xian Yi immediately walks around the stage, he is guaranteed to win a warm applause!"

"To put it bluntly, it's better to use me as a monkey!" Jiang Shuiyuan directly exposed Fu Shouzhang's conspiracy.

Chen Di said: "Anyway, you are the deputy minister in charge of the work of the Propaganda Department, and this task will fall to you." As for how to do it, you can just watch it, anyway, you can't embarrass our Guoxue Kodansha!"

No wonder he was enthroned as deputy director of the Propaganda Department as soon as he entered the club, and he was waiting for himself by digging a pit here! Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head, turned his face and asked Liu Xinying: "President, what are the programs that our Sinology Lecture Club participated in the selection in the past? It's a big deal that this year we will do the same and have a second season in a different scene!"

Liu Xinying cupped her eyes, and said a little embarrassedly: "The members of our Chinese culture talk society are either otaku or nerds and antiques, and they have always been singing, dancing, and poetry recitation to participate in the selection of student union programs in the past, and it is difficult to play any new tricks." Last year, Chen Di finally came up with an idea for a Hanfu performance, but he was shot by the student council during the primary election——"

"That's because the group of people in the student union have no vision! In addition, we really can't pick out any good-looking boys in our club, all of them look crooked and cracked, and when they wear Hanfu, they are like big horse monkeys wearing cheongsam--they can't see beauty at all, how can they pass the primary election? If the men were all like Jiang Da's handsome guys, and the women were like Pu Xiaoxiang, we would have entered the New Year's Day party a long time ago! I guarantee that the group of local buns will open their eyes and truly see what is called the great etiquette and the beauty of uniforms!" Chen Di said indignantly. But the fundamental meaning is one: the Hanfu performance did not pass the guò primary, and I will die this day, which is not a crime of war!

Fu Shouzhang, who was knocked down by a rod, was also indignant: "I don't dare to agree with President Chen's high remarks! If the men are like Minister Jiang and the women are like Pu Xiaohua, let alone wearing Hanfu, even if you are wearing a sack, you can still enter the New Year's Day party! In the same way, as long as your creativity is good enough, let alone a crooked melon and cracked dates to wear, even if you don't have a long face, you can still be selected." How can you blame our male members?"

Liu Xinying hurriedly said: "Don't talk about it! You are all members of the Chinese Culture Lecture and Talk Club, do you know what it means to 'don't say anything about success, don't tell you what happened, and don't blame the past'? Fu Shouzhang, you go and greet the other members, and the cost of eating will be borne by the club later, even if it is to organize a member activity; Chen Di, you have always been eccentric, and you will definitely be able to think of a lot of good ideas, and when the time comes, discuss it carefully with Jiang Shuiyuan, and see if you can come up with a better program and show your face at the New Year's Day party!"

Jiang Shuiyuan got involved in such a troublesome matter for no reason, and he was quite annoyed in his heart: "President, this kind of thing that has nothing to do with our club at all, and is time-consuming and laborious, can't we not participate?"

"If the program is selected for the New Year's Day party, the social practice of the club members will be added five points!" Liu Xinying's explanation was neat.

Sure enough, the score is moving!

Even if Jiang Shuiyuan doesn't care about those five points, it doesn't mean that all the forty or fifty people in the society are willing to take the initiative to give up, so as the deputy director of the Propaganda Department, he can only dig out his mind to see if he can find a very creative and good idea. While eating Malatang, Jiang Shuiyuan asked Chen Di: "Senior Sister Chen, don't we have the kind of beauties who play the flute, play the erhu, and play the guqin in our club? Let them put on gorgeous Hanfu and go up to play a song "Erquan Reflecting the Moon" or "Caiyun Chasing the Moon", and it is guaranteed that they can be selected!"

Chen Di was so spicy that he inhaled the cool air, but he still ate it happily. In between eating skewers, he replied vaguely: "First of all, our club really doesn't have the kind of beautiful women and talented women you said; secondly, even if there is, do you think our amateur level can play better than those crazy people in the music club and guqin club?"

Jiang Shuiyuan thought for a moment and then asked: "Then are there any boys in our club who have unique skills?" Just like Paul Potts, the champion of the British Talent's Talent, although he looks a little stumbling, he can perfectly sing the excerpt from the opera "Nobody Sleeps Tonight" from "Turandot" when he opens his mouth, and he can also be selected smoothly!"

Chen Di temporarily stopped the kelp knot sent into his mouth, turned his head and looked Jiang Shuiyuan up and down a few times: "Do you have a stunt?"

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head.

"Then no!" Chen Di continued to fight to the death with the kelp knot.

Jiang Shuiyuan felt that he had exhausted his donkey skills, so he had to retreat to the next best: "Then let's find two boys with flexible mouths, and then go to the Internet to find a classic cross talk joke and let them practice for a few weeks, then we can barely make do, right?"

Chen Di simply put down the string of kelp knots and asked seriously, "Are you planning to steal the business of cross talk?"

"Does our school also have a special cross talk club?"

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, the answer is: Yes! And many of them have been practicing speaking and singing since they were children, and large passages such as "Announcing the Name of the Dish", "Eight Screens", and "White Affairs" can be easily obtained. Handsome guy Jiang, are you going to play a big knife in front of Guan Gong, or do you want to warm up wine and kill Huaxiong?" Chen Di looked at Jiang Shuiyuan playfully.

Jiang Shuiyuan was a little discouraged: "Then Senior Sister Chen, what good ideas do you have?"

Chen Di raised his head and looked at the sky, as if he was trying to reminisce about the previous time, and said for a long time: "I have always felt that my Hanfu performance was a very good idea, but it is a pity that I did not find a suitable person for praise and appreciation. Why don't we try again this year?"

"Don't!" Jiang Shuiyuan felt chills when he thought that he was painted like a ghost and walked around the stage in strange costumes, and quickly refused, "Don't, I'd rather the Propaganda Department not be able to report a program than such a program!"

"What's wrong with this show?" Chen Di's two slightly thick eyebrows suddenly erected, "Since you think that what I came up with is not high-grade enough and can't be put on the stage, then you can think about it yourself in the future, and you are not allowed to bother me!"

Jiang Shuiyuan was stunned for a long time before he continued to think of ideas while eating Malatang, but he didn't think of any eye-catching good programs in the end. I had to sigh a long time: the so-called "art industry has a specialization", it seems that this kind of question can only be asked to the annoying spirit Wu Zichen. Don't look at Wu Zichen's usual giggling and not being in shape, but when it comes to all kinds of strange ideas, no one really can beat him!

Sure enough, after listening to Jiang Shuiyuan's statement, Wu Zichen slapped his thigh suddenly: "Boss, if you ask me, you can be regarded as asking the right person!"

Jiang Shuiyuan was also full of joy when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "I don't know what Brother Wu thinks?"

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This is the chapter that makes up for Tuesday's drunken mistakes! Other chapters will be completed in the future!