Chapter 788 - Smoked a weird thing

"Ding! Congratulations on getting a random koi!" the system said.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned, Koi? He had saved merit three or four times, and he only got one koi? Fang Zheng was unhappy in his heart, but after many lessons from the past, Fang Zheng also learned to be smart. He doesn't complain first, let's look at the goods first!

"Receiving?" the system asked in a somewhat odd tone.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he always felt that there was a taste of obedience in this tone, and subconsciously asked, "Can you not accept it?"

"It's all smoked, and if you don't take it, you have to take it. The system laughed.

The bad premonition in Fang Zheng's heart became even stronger, but he still nodded: "Accept!"

The next moment, Fang Zheng only heard a miserable scream from above his head: "Oops! Get out of the way, hide to the left!"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he subconsciously stood to the left, and then there was a snap on his head, and a slimy, fluffy thing slapped on his bald head!

Fang Zheng looked down, and 100,000 Cao Nyima rushed by in his heart! This is a koi?! This TM is a koi, he is the Buddha!

I saw a pale white fish with a little blue light lying on the ground, how did he look at this fish, how familiar did he look, take a look at it himself? Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone, immediately went online, searched for it, and the next moment, a picture popped up, and the two were compared, and Fang Zheng's face was black!

The red boys, monkeys, lone wolves, and squirrels who heard the movement all ran over, and saw Fang Zheng in a daze with a fish in front of him, and his face was not very good-looking. Several guys looked at each other and said in their hearts, "Could it be that Master is hungry for fish?"

The red boy leaned over, looked closely, and stabbed the fish on the ground, which remained motionless, its eyes wide open, and its mouth open as if it were dead. The red boy looked up at Fang Zheng and asked, "Master, what are you buying a salted fish for?"

That's right, this fish doesn't look like a koi fish at all, and it doesn't have any colorful colors!

Fang Zheng picked the corners of his mouth, looked up, didn't speak, climbed up the wall, looked around, and said in his heart: There is no one around!

Fang Zheng asked the system, the system didn't say anything, and the yin and yang weird voice of the system before the Fang Zheng guide had a bad feeling in his heart.

Walked over, touched the fish, and said, "This can't be a koi, right?"

"Poof!" Hearing Fang Zheng's words, the red boy couldn't hold back, and laughed on the spot! Covering his belly, he pointed to the salted fish on the ground and said, "Haha...... Master, are you teasing me? This is a koi? The koi are colorful and so good-looking! This guy is just one color, and it's ugly! It's ugly, look at this look, look at this face, look at the eyeballs, and finally smell this smell again! Is this a salted fish at all!

"Uncle Xian!" At this moment, before Fang Zheng could speak, a voice suddenly came from the ground!

Fang Zheng, Red Boy and the others were stunned, looked down, and saw that the fish was still dead. However, it wasn't what he said, so who said it?

The squirrel went over, touched the head of the fish and said, "It seems that he is really dead, Master, did he fall to his death?"

When the dead fish fell from the sky, he flickered into becoming a meat pad. Even if he dies, he will die, not salted fish.

"You're dead!" The voice of the stinky rascal sounded again, like a 10,000-year-old fritter, and this time everyone saw it clearly, it was this salted fish that said!

The squirrel was startled, and quickly ran to the lone wolf's head, pulled the long fur, and hid himself.

The lone wolf is not afraid, a bullish monk in the temple, a super demon king, any demons and monsters come, they have to lie on their stomachs. He leaned over, sniffed it, and said, "You're all like this, and you're not dead yet?"

"Haven't you ever seen a salt bath?"

Fang Zheng said: "You are not taking a salt bath, you have fallen into the salt pit, and you haven't climbed up for ten years, right?"

As soon as Fang Zheng's words came out, everyone originally thought that this dead fish would fight with Fang Zheng, but the fish rolled his eyes and said, "How do you know?"

Everyone was speechless for a moment...... Can this also be confused?

Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes and asked, "You just asked the poor monk to move to the left?"

Salted fish was stunned for a moment, stared at Fang Zheng and asked, "Here, who is the boss?"

Everyone collectively looked at Fangzheng, salted fish glanced at everyone's eyes, the salted fish that originally raised its head and eyes suddenly snapped, its head fell to the ground, and then there was no movement, the eyes were extremely big, and he directly pretended to be dead on the spot!

Fang Zheng's eyebrows furrowed, it seems that this guy is right! But pretending to be a dead fish? This trick is useless for him!

Seeing that the salted fish was silent, the red boy stabbed him, but he still remained silent.

The squirrel was relatively innocent, leaned over and said, "Master, did you scare him to death?"

"I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death, let's send it down the mountain and open meat for the villagers." Anyway, this is also a salted fish from Lingshan. Fang Zheng sneered and looked at the salted fish with a smile. If it were another monk, it would really be a little difficult. But Founder's is not a serious monk!

When the salted fish heard this, his body stiffened obviously.

When Red Boy and the others heard this, they were immediately happy, and Red Boy directly grabbed the tail of the salted fish, dragged it out, and said as he walked: "Master, if you want me to say, such a big fish, the flesh and blood of the whole body are treasures." If you use it to stew your spiritual ginseng, you will be able to cultivate the exercises much faster. ”

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "That's not good, the poor monk is also a monk, how can he eat meat......? By the way, such a good fish makes everyone fishy. ”

"Ah, Master, you're not mistaken, are you? There are so many households, so many people, such a small fish, how can you divide it?"

The monkey said slowly: "Simple, you chop him up at the entrance of the village, and the family will divide a little, and it's okay." ”

As soon as these words came out, the salted fish, who had pretended to be dead, suddenly moved and shouted: "Are you monks? Do you still have a conscience? It is not right to insult a corpse, you know? Have you ever read the scriptures?"

The salted fish spoke, and everyone laughed, small sample, do you pretend again?

Only the squirrel pulled his big tail and said, "Wow, you're dead, didn't you just die?"

"You're just dead, can't Lao Tzu sleep?" said Salted Fish arrogantly.

The squirrel didn't care, and said, "You sleep, but your eyes are open?"

Salted fish rolled his symbolic eyes and said, "You find a fish with eyelids for Lao Tzu to see!

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