Chapter 98: Seven Stories, Part 10
She didn't know if anything else was good or not, and she wasn't in the mood to try it, but she knew that chocolate was sweet and didn't want to stop taking possession of the taste.
Seeing that she was eating so happily, Shan Linyuan reached out and took it: "You can't eat too much at one time, give it to me." ”
The master did not dare to disobey the order, so he quickly took a piece and hid it, handed him the whole box, and then stared at it tightly with both eyes.
Worried that You Shengge would have sneaky behavior, Shan Linyuan said to her: "If you want to be a person, you have to be above board, and if you commit something, it will be very serious." ”
Thinking that the master was talking about her behavior of hiding chocolate, she hurriedly handed over the hidden piece: "The disciple knows that he is wrong, please punish the master." ”
This look made Shan Linyuan feel that this little fox was very cute, and said to her: "Knowing mistakes can improve a lot, this piece will be rewarded to you, and you are not allowed to do it again next time." ”
Hearing what the master said, You Shengge nodded happily: "Thank you, master." Then he put the piece of chocolate in his pocket and hid it.
Her appearance is very cute, Gu Shiyu handed over the biscuit in her hand: "You can't eat chocolate, eat some biscuits, your master should be fine." ”
Although she is an uncle, she is only in awe of the little fox in her heart, and she still looks at Shan Linyuan.
Nodding to her, "Eat." ”
I took a biscuit and put it in my mouth, and chewed it with a click, the second and third.
Gu Shiyu watched her eat, because she ate too fast, almost three times faster than Gu Shiyu.
Reaching out to take it, she saw that there were only two biscuits in the box, and Gu Shiyu stared at her again.
Immediately retracted his hand and asked cautiously, "Have I eaten too much?"
Shaking his head at her, he showed a good-looking smile: "No, do you demons eat so fast?"
She tilted her head and thought for a while, and replied, "There are also those who are slower than me, such as Grandpa Spirit Turtle, the giant python is very fast, and he can eat the whole when I eat one leg." ”
Nodding to her, he realized that the demon ate at the same rate as they did when they were animals.
When she arrived in the city, she first went to the clothing mall and brought the little fox in, she was immediately attracted by all kinds of clothes, ran a few steps forward, stopped and followed the master, and looked around.
Girls are born to love beauty, whether they are human or demon, and they don't want to suppress her nature in this regard: "Go, don't break it, take what you like." ”
Permission, like a bird out of the cage, chirping flew over.
Gu Shiyu immediately followed and chose clothes with her.
Take her to the underwear area first, and when she saw the clothes here, You Shengge said reluctantly: "I don't like this, I want it over there, and the master will approve it." ”
For the sake of her first day as a person, she explained to her very seriously: "This thing must be bought, and girls in the human world must wear it, but your master must be embarrassed to buy it for you, so you have to thank your uncle and me." ”
She is an uncle, so she can only listen to her, and what she says is the Tao, and she can't believe it or not.
I found a tape measure to measure her bust and chose a few underwear before taking her to the women's clothing area.
Since it is the first day of being a person, there must be no clothes, and it can be seen from this one on her body that even if there is, it is not something that can be worn out today in the 21st century.
I bought more than a dozen sets of clothes, and five or six sets of underwear took them to the cashier: "Checkout." ”
Shan Linyuan came over and handed the card to the cashier: "Use mine." ”
Gu Shiyu didn't bother to argue with him, and put away his bank card.
It was already past twelve o'clock when he came out of the mall, and You Shengge was swinging left and right in the car, all kinds of discomfort.
Shan Linyuan saw that he thought he had just provoked something, and asked her, "What's wrong, are you uncomfortable?"
He stopped and replied, "That strange dress inside makes me uncomfortable." ”
Instantly embarrassed, I don't know what to say.
When Gu Shiyu saw it, she couldn't help laughing, turned to You Shengge and said, "Bear with it, just get used to it." ”
With an 'oh' sound, he sat up straight in the back seat, endured this sad feeling, and suddenly felt that being a human being was actually not that good.
The car stopped in front of a high-end hotel, and Gu Shiyu sighed twice: "I thought that the monks were poor, and it seems that they were misled by the TV series." ”
didn't tease her, got out of the car and handed the key to the waiter, and went into the restaurant to ask for a separate private room.
The lunch for the three of them was also the first time You Shengge had lunch in a restaurant in the world, and he couldn't wait to keep looking outside.
After waiting for more than half an hour, the first dish was served on the table, and after the master and uncle started, she put a piece of chili pepper in her mouth, wanting to vomit but didn't dare to vomit, tears flowed out like this.
Shan Linyuan opened the drink and gave it to her: "You also eat cooked food with the giant python spirit turtle, don't you know what this thing is?"
After a few sips, his head shook like a rattle: "They only eat cooked food when they entertain guests from the human world." ”
The sad feeling in her mouth was still there, and she stuck out her tongue and made a hiss~~hiss~~ sound.
Knock on the table: "Tongue back, rinse the meat in a cup and eat it again won't be so spicy." ”
After listening to the master's words, I sandwiched a piece of meat and soaked it in the quilt a few times before eating, and it was really much better.
Although she is not very adaptable to the things in the human world, she has eaten this meal very happily, she has eaten a lot, and she is a little supportive, so she lies on the ground to rest.
It's already human, but the habits of animals haven't changed yet!
The other two were still eating, and Shan Linyuan glanced at her: "Sit down." ”
I quickly got up and sat upright, but I really felt that this position was very uncomfortable.
After lunch, Shan Linyuan came out of the checkout and asked Gu Shiyu, "Where are you going?"
I really haven't thought about this question, she has spent many Mid-Autumn Festivals and various festivals by herself, and she originally wanted to have a companion with these two people this year, no, this person is a demon, but it seems that Shan Linyuan is not ready to take her with her.
He didn't welcome it, and he didn't have a reason to continue, so he shook his head: "I don't know, probably go back to school." ”
waved to the master and apprentice, walked in front, where to go, think slowly.
She walked out of a distance of more than ten meters, and Shan Linyuan stopped her: "If it's okay, let's go through it together." ”
It seemed that he didn't need to be lonely, and turned around with a sincere smile: "Okay, thank you, senior brother." ”
Take the two girls to the place where the spirit turtle told him, this is their home in the human world, and it is usually the place where people ask these wild fairies for help when they are in trouble.
Not bad neighborhood, the rooms are the tallest housing of this generation, with three floors up and down.
Originally, I thought that the inside should be the same as the temple, but when I went in, I saw a duplex house, European-style decoration.
There was a huge velvet bear on the sofa in the living room, You Shengge immediately hugged it in his arms when he saw it, and asked happily and cautiously: "Master, can I play with this?"
This kind of thing, Shan Linyuan will definitely not hold it in his arms, and Gu Shiyu is only a guest here, so it can only be hers: "It's yours." ”
Seeing the master and uncle go upstairs, he quickly picked up the velvet bear and followed, and after walking a few steps, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he could only reluctantly put it back.
The third floor of the house is a relatively independent space, which is divided into a five-bedroom, two-living room, two-bathroom suite with two balconies, and only a staircase of one meter and six meters wide is connected to the lower two floors.
When you go up to the third layer, the first thing that catches your eye is a yin and yang gossip mirror, called Tongtian Realm, which is something that the wild fairy uses to find a target, and the name of the person who encounters trouble within a certain range will appear on it, and the wild fairy will secretly guide him to find it, and if the two sides reach an agreement, they will take action to solve the trouble for her.
In addition to the Heavenly Realm, there are three situations in which the wild immortals solve people's troubles: karma, admiration and searching, the wild immortals will seek out those evil spirits and eradicate them, but they also need to collect the victim's personnel, or money, or property, or offerings.
The two rooms on the east side are run through a study, and the bookshelves are full of various scriptures and classics and materials of various demons, as well as some things that will be used to solve people's troubles every day, such as magic swords, five-element gossip mirrors, cinnabar, rune paper, etc.
A room due north is the master bedroom, which has a large copper bed, and the equipment of various modern family bedrooms is also basically complete, with a small bookshelf, on which are some heart sutras and books to persuade people to do good.
This is the highest floor, and it is also the master bedroom of the room, You Shengge is the resident wild immortal of this mourning hall, and this room should be hers: "This will be your bedroom in the future." ”
It was the first time he had seen such a place, and when he heard that this very beautiful room was his own, You Shengge happily ran in and rummaged through.
I flipped through it, but there were only bed sheets and quilt covers, scriptures and classics, and I couldn't help but be a little disappointed, she was a demon, and it didn't have to be so troublesome for a demon to sleep.
When she didn't turn it over, Lin Yuan said with a calm face: "Put everything back and put it in place before you are allowed to come out." ”
Seeing that the master was angry, she was a little scared, and hurriedly started to tidy it up.
Back on the first floor of the room, Gu Shiyu fell on the sofa and hugged the velvet bear: "Your apprentice is quite cute, there is no male one, I also want to raise one." ”
Ignoring her ridicule, I went to the kitchen to get a bottle of water and opened it to drink, and went out on my own.
He ignored himself, didn't bother to care what he was going to do, and simply fell asleep on the couch.
You Shengge didn't see Lin Yuan, and Gu Shiyu seemed to be asleep again, so she gently took the velvet bear from her arms, hugged her in her arms, and fell asleep on the sofa.
I ate a little too much at noon, and I was really sleepy at this time.
When I woke up, it was already dusk, there were a lot of things on the table, the little fox was still sleeping, and Shan Linyuan didn't know what to do in the kitchen.
One of the benefits of a bar-style kitchen is that it's perfect for flirting.
At this time, he regarded himself as the hostess, and in the past, he naturally picked up the things on the bar and ate them, and did not forget to show a sweet smile and praise his skills: "Your cooking skills are so good, I really want to eat for the rest of my life." ”