Chapter 1136: Why
Fang Zheng suddenly understood, this is not a monk dressed like this, this is someone cosplaying him!
Fang Zheng subconsciously touched his bald head, took a picture of the glass on the side, grinned, and said in his heart: "I didn't expect the poor monk to become an idol sometimes, hehe......"
As a result, I saw a person in the shopping mall in the mirror, who was also dressed exactly like Fangzheng, slowly walking by. This is nothing, but there is still a girlfriend hanging on that person's arm! Fang Zheng subconsciously looked at his arm, and suddenly felt a feeling of being hit, shook his head, and quickly flashed.
Along the way, Fang Zheng met many young people who were about the same as him, and many of them were very handsome. At the same time, he also understood why everyone couldn't recognize him, this white-clothed monk running all over the street, who knows who is who!
"Well, at least I don't have to worry about being harassed. Fang Zheng muttered, and stopped paying attention to these.
At this moment, Fang Zheng saw a person standing outside the ATM in front of a bank. The man was wearing an old green coat with a half-buttoned hat, and his face could not be seen clearly. The point is, this person inadvertently revealed a short knife in his sleeve!
Fang Zheng looked around, it was a side road that deviated from the main road, and there were very few people coming and going. But even if there are few, there are people passing by here, this guy is a little too bold! But the other party has a knife, and he really wants to come hard, I'm afraid something will happen!
Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, leaned over, stood behind the other party, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, brother, what are you doing?"
When the other party heard this, he was startled, and hurriedly looked back, and saw that it was a bald little monk, and frowned: "Why do I want to report to you? What are you doing?"
Fang Zheng flipped his hand, and said with an extra knife: "I'm going to rob the people inside, what about you?"
The other party was stunned for a moment, and said very unhappily: "Do you have any professional ethics?
The man took out the knife in his sleeve and said, "I'm also a robber, go along! ”
"That's not good, the poor monk is in a hurry to use the money. It's going to be changed for you. "Founder Road.
"Hey!" The man was very angry, and was about to say something, when he suddenly listened with his ear sideways, and lowered his voice: "I won't have anything to do with you, let's do this ticket together! Grab the money, divide it equally! Don't refuse, listen to the movement inside, it's the sound of the ATM counting the banknotes! It's a lot! There will definitely be a lot of grabbing in a while!"
Fang Zheng said: "Okay, then together." By the way, what are you doing robbing money?"
"Drink vigorously, not for the sake of drinking vigorously, who will do this physical work. The man said.
Fang Zheng asked curiously, "What is vigorous?"
"You don't even know Dali? Why don't you even know Dali? Dali is a cough potion. After drinking it, it was fluttering......" the man said.
As soon as Fang Zheng heard the cough potion, he immediately understood. Ordinary cough drops are nothing, but some cough drops contain codeine, poppy husks, and other things. If you drink too much, you will become addicted, just like taking drugs. However, it is not as harmful as taking drugs, but the more you drink, the more you drink...... If you don't drink, you will have withdrawal symptoms such as chest tightness, shortness of breath, fatigue, photophobia, and joint pain. If you take it for a long time, the whole person will become in a trance, and the most serious cases can lead to schizophrenic symptoms such as hallucinations and delusions.
The eyes of the person in front of him were in a trance, obviously he had drunk too much and cut off his confession, and his brain was a little unbright. Otherwise, he would not have stood by the ATM in broad daylight, and even if others said that he was robbed, he would let him queue up......
Fang Zheng shook his head, this kind of person is pitiful and hateful......
"Listen, the ATM inside is rattling, you wait, I'll grab the first wave first, and you follow. After the man finished speaking, he turned around and opened the security door of the ATM, and shouted: "Robbery! Give me all the money you withdrew!"
A voice with a bit of a wooden voice sounded: "I saved money, but I didn't withdraw it." You're late!"
The man roared, "What?!, Lao Tzu waited outside for a long time, and you were in a hurry...... You save money?!"
The man said, "Well......"
The man said, "You take it out for me!
The wooden man said, "Why?"
The man said, "Why? I have a knife, why do you ask me? Hurry up and give money!"
The man said, "No money!"
The man said, "No money, then you give me a cigarette to smoke, I have waited for so long and I haven't even smoked a cigarette." ”
The wooden man also simply: "Don't give it." ”
"Do you believe that I use a knife...... Hey, where's my knife?" the man realized that the knife he had been holding was gone.
Fang Zheng looked at the knife in his hand, and casually turned it into an iron ball and threw it into the trash.
Then I heard the sound of fighting inside, and at the same time, the people passing by outside also heard the quarrel inside, and then opened the door, pulled out the two people who were fighting, and pressed the man to the ground.
The Mu Ne man also came to his senses and yelled, "Do you want to accept it?!"
"Damn, I'm lying on the ground, okay? You don't help me, and you let me help you? Are you stupid?" the man cried.
The Mu Ne man looked dazed, this Nima, what a brain circuit!
The passers-by who helped shouted, "Don't move!"
The man was also unconvinced: "Why don't you move? It's Wang Ba who is motionless, I have to move!"
"I'm a police officer!" the passerby revealed.
"You're a cop, what's wrong with a cop? I'm grabbing some money to buy a force, what's in your way?" the man screamed.
The police are also confused, what did they encounter when they went out?
Fang Zheng was watching, listening, and following the music from the side.
At this time, the man saw Fang Zheng and immediately shouted: "Hey, big brother, I'm done robbing! It's your turn, you go!"
Fangzheng's smile suddenly froze, and the man's voice attracted everyone's attention and fell on him.
Fang Zheng hurriedly folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk just joked with this benefactor." ”
"What are you kidding? he still has a knife!" the man shouted.
When the police heard this, they immediately became nervous, and asked the wooden man to hold down the man, he got up, walked to Fang Zheng and said, "Don't move!"
Fang Zheng was speechless for a moment, sure enough, watching the fire from the other side would also be affected by the fish in the pond......!
The policeman took Fang Zheng aside, looked back, no one followed, his originally serious face immediately turned into a smile, took out a small notebook and a pen and said, "Fang Zheng hosts, sign a name?"
Fang Zheng was stunned: "Signature? Do you know me?"
The policeman laughed and said, "Although the streets are full of cosplay and monks, I am not an ordinary person, and my face is blind." After so many years as a police officer, people can still tell the difference. I recognized you at a glance, hehe. ”