Hearing Jiang Shuiyuan say "not coming", Zhou Yuantong breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart.

Whether it is age, appearance, or the book "Complex Analysis: Visualization Method" in his hand, or Li Yu's "Illness Begins on the Mountain House" casually, everything on this young general is full of weirdness. The so-called "if something is abnormal, it is a demon," he cannot be allowed not to be vigilant, and if he really wants to capsize in the gutter before encountering a big war, then he will have a lot of fun! Therefore, he immediately got off the donkey down the slope and said: "Since Brother Jiang is unwilling to play, let's not make it difficult for the strongman, let's continue the topic just now and talk about how to deal with the group of tigers in Jiangnan!"

Shi Xuan felt that since everyone had met, whether they were friends or foes, they would first beat them up and frustrate their spirits. Who knew that Jiang Shuiyuan was reluctant to beat the group of elementary school students opposite, so that his desire to watch a good show was frustrated, so he had to say stupidly at this time: "It's not that President Jiang doesn't want to play, it's that he is afraid that he won't be able to control his hands and cripple you!"

"Cut, what's the use of shouting loudly? If you have the ability, you will come to fight, and you don't know who will cripple whom!" Fan Nanping did not show weakness.

Shi Xuan glanced at him disdainfully: "The toad yawns—what a big breath! I just don't know if I really play the game, and my appetite for drinking water is just as big?"

"Then come! Whoever doesn't come is small!"

"You!" Shi Xuan was almost so angry that he vomited blood, but he couldn't say anything hard. He is a good hand at talking endlessly, but if he wants to play poetry solitaire, in Fan Nanping's words, he still doesn't know who is playing with whom! After hesitating again and again, he can only look at Jiang Shuiyuan with a sad face: "President, do you see?"

In Jiang Shuiyuan's view, at present, whether it is poetry solitaire or the battle of tongues, it is false, the victory is not happy, the defeat is not sad, and it has nothing to do with the overall situation. The real win or loss will ultimately be seen in the debate arena. However, Shi Xuan's "president" forced himself to come forward: As the head of a club, he can't let his members be bullied, right? When the people's hearts are scattered, how can the team be led? What's more, people come to the door again and again, and there is no reason for him not to accept the offer. At that moment, Jiang Shuiyuan sighed, raised his head from the book, and asked politely: "Brother Zhou, since everyone wants to play so much, then let's play?"

"Let's have fun!" Zhou Yuantong felt that it would be good to explore the bottom of the river water source earlier, so as to save his eyes when he met on the field in the future, "But Zhou is a few years older, so please ask Brother Jiang to start first!"

Jiang Shuiyuan glanced out the window and confidently refused: "Now the train is still on the boundary of Huai'an Mansion, no matter what the junior brother says, he can be regarded as half a landlord, how can there be a reason for the master to start first? Brother Zhou is a guest from afar, please start first!"

With the support of Jiang Shuiyuan, Shi Xuan immediately regained his vitality, and began to ride his horse and gallop on the road of no return: "Wednesday Lang, don't you know? In our Huai'an Mansion, there is a saying that 'the handsome guy in Huai'an Mansion talks about it, and the highest hand in the world is the first'. Which do you think is more powerful than the best player in the world? So I advise you to start honestly first, lest you don't even have a chance to speak later!"

Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly felt that if Shi Xuan traveled to ancient times, he would definitely be the best choice for the two armies to scold when they were fighting, and it was best to let the opponent's master shoot an arrow to death when he was scolding, and then the whole world would be quiet!

Zhou Yuantong smiled honestly: "Since this Shi brother has said so, then Zhou has no choice but to be respectful and obey his fate." ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Shuiyuan's pig teammates immediately took out melon seeds on the bench and set up the onlookers' formation, all of them had a look of "send you to death, I'll drink cold water", and they teased for a while: "Senior Brother Jiang, stop the point, don't be ruthless, it's boring to play to death!"

"That's it, I'm a guest from afar, so I have to give someone a breath, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Leave a line for doing things, and see each other in the future, Senior Brother Jiang must be merciful, we still expect them to give us backs!"

"Even if you don't show sympathy to the guests, you have to think about the other passengers, you can't let the five of them open the cool white on the train to Bao Yuan, right?"

The five members of the Huaihai Middle School debate team were suddenly full of black lines, and at the same time, they also felt great pressure from the strong self-confidence of their opponents. After a little discussion, Zhou Yuantong rubbed his hands and said: "Let's go from shallow to deep! Let's start with the simplest "Goose" of Tang Luobin Wang, which I learned in kindergarten, 'Song to the Sky'. The word 'song', Brother Jiang, please!"

"'Singing the peach blossom fan at the bottom of the wind', the Northern Song Dynasty Yan several "Partridge Sky - Colorful Sleeves Hold the Jade Bell Diligently". The tail word is 'wind', Brother Zhou, please!"

"Tsk, 'dance low willow building heart moon, song peach blossom fan bottom wind', Brother Jiang is so chic and handsome, poetry and wine are elegant, coupled with red sleeves to add fragrance, it is like a fairy among the gods! Then we take Tang Dufu's "Spring Night Rain", "sneak into the night with the wind", and the ending word is "night"!"

"'Lying down at night and listening to the wind and rain', Southern Song Dynasty Lu You's "November 4th Wind and Rain Masterpiece". ”

"Let's pick up Tang Dufu's "Happy Rain on a Spring Night", 'Good rain knows the season'. ”

"'Autumn tears are like rain', Tang Libai's "Linjiang King Festival Song". Seeing the big eyes of Huaihai Middle School and others, Jiang Shuiyuan explained casually: "The upper and lower sentences are 'Wu Yunhan, Yan Hongku, the wind number Shasu Xiaoxiangpu, and the festival scholars feel autumn tears like rain', the name of our school's Huapu Xiaoxiang is from this poem, so I memorized these sentences by the way." ”

Shi Xuan shouted on the side: "President, why do you take the initiative to sue them? In the future, if you want to pick out those obscure and unpopular verses, let them be suspicious! Let them ask questions! Let them drink water!"

Chen Di said: "It turns out that Pu Xiaoxiang's name comes from here!"

Zhou Yuantong arched his hand: "Thank you Brother Jiang for your teaching!" The word 'rain' is our answer to 'Dense rain obliquely invades the Xuli Wall', which comes from Tang Liu Zongyuan's "Dengliuzhou City Tower Sent to Zhangting Fenglian Four Prefectures". ”

"'Swing in the wall, outside the wall', Su Shi of the Northern Song Dynasty "Butterfly Love Flowers-Spring Scene". ”

"'The Tao is sunny but sunny', Tang Liu Yuxi's "Bamboo Branch Words". ”

……

This went back and forth, and the two sides did not decide the winner for more than ten rounds. The reason for this is that, on the one hand, Jiang Shuiyuan did not deliberately kill him, otherwise the first word "song" he answered with the poem "Song Fu Xiaohengfen" in Su Ying's poem "Fenghe Shengzhi Dengli Mountain's High Top Fable", which could force all the Huaihai Middle School debate team to drink cold water; on the other hand, Huaihai Middle School was secretly accumulating energy, waiting for the opportunity to prepare for the big move.

"'Success or failure turns empty', Yang Shen of the Ming Dynasty "Linjiang Immortal - Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water". ”

"'Cumulus Empty Forest Fireworks Late', from Tang Wangwei's "Cumulus Rim Sichuan Zhuang Works". ”

Jiang Shuiyuan hesitated for a moment: "This word 'late' is interesting!"

"If you can't think of it, take the initiative to drink a glass of cold water, and I can sue you!" Fan Nanping gloated.

Hearing this, Chen Di not only sneered a few times: "Please, can you not use the IQ of your single-celled creature to judge the behavior of a human genius? Do you think our Senior Brother Jiang will not know the poem 'Chi Ri Jiang Shanli'? Do you think you will stand at the top of the pyramid of human IQ with the phrase 'Chi Ri Jiang Shanli'? Please use your walnut kernel brain a little bit to think about it, are the rules of our Senior Brother Jiang's solitaire game the same as your solitaire rules? If you can name the seven-character ancient poem that begins with the word 'Chi', I would like to take the initiative to drink a cup of cold water! ”

At this time, everyone suddenly discovered that the rules of Jiang Shuiyuan playing solitaire were indeed different from those of the Huaihai Middle School team, and his solitaire poems were all seven words, and the words of solitaire must be at the beginning of the sentence. In contrast, the rules of Huaihai Middle School are much more relaxed, the poems have five words, there are seven words, and when you are in a hurry, three words, four words, and six words can also be used to make up the number, as for the word solitaire, as long as it is in the first half, the first one does not care at all.

“…… That's what he is embarrassing himself, what does it have to do with us? Anyway, there are only 5 seconds left now, and if you can't pick it up, you just wait to drink water!" Fan Nanping said with a stiff neck.

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Shuiyuan gently slapped his thigh: "I think of one, Tang Dynasty Emperor Fu Ran's "Send Qian Tang Road Shaofu to the System", 'Late Failure to Sell Wild Snow'." ”

Fan Nanping was disappointed, but he refused to admit defeat: "Is it really fake?

Shi Xuan, who had been waiting for a few people from Guan Huaihai Middle School to drink water, immediately rushed out: "Wait a minute, this classmate, if I understand correctly, you should be questioning the authenticity of our answer, right?"