Chapter 616: Contraception to Ward Off Evil Spirits (6th Watch)
"The name of this novel seems to be very appropriate!" Liu Lang threw down the chicken soup book in his hand, walked into the novel area, and took down a copy of "The Legend of Xiao Ming Xiuxian" from the bookshelf. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The protagonist is also called Chu Xiaoming!" Flipping through the first page, Liu Lang was even more surprised.
Chu Xiaoming in the novel is an orphan, helpless, and bullied, but suddenly one day, he accidentally got a jade pendant with exercises, and since then he has started the road of cultivating immortals. There is no strong background, and there is no powerful teacher, but Chu Xiaoming has a firm heart, no matter what difficulties and dangers he encounters, he did not take a step back, and finally went through all kinds of hardships, achieved the supreme immortal body, and became the first person in the Three Realms.
Liu Lang flipped through this web novel "swish", and it took less than an hour to read all five volumes of "Xiao Ming's Cultivation Biography".
"It's so much better than those chicken soup texts. Liu Lang nodded with satisfaction, the documentary style of the novel is destined to be more acceptable than those prose poems. The key is that this novel not only has ups and downs in the plot, but what is even more rare is that the protagonist Chu Xiaoming not only has three positive views, but also has a tenacious personality, which is definitely a very good example to learn, and he also has the same name and surname as the juvenile criminal Chu Xiaoming, and Chu Xiaoming of the mortal immortal prison is easier to substitute himself into the novel.
Although it is impossible for a novel to completely change Chu Xiaoming, the benefits are definitely indispensable. After being inspired, Liu Lang selected five novels with positive protagonists and positive thoughts, plus "The Legend of Xiao Ming's Cultivation of Immortals", a total of six, more than 30 copies.
Seeing your uncle, exactly the same as his own interests and hobbies, the primary school students next to him were stunned, the most annoying thing is that the uncle actually went to the counter to check out with a bunch of novels he liked, and he could only read the book here hard, although there was a lot of pocket money, but as a primary school student with the goal of studying hard every day, he would never dare to buy the novel home, because, in that case, there would inevitably be a bloody storm together.
"When will I grow up!" the elementary school student sighed, then lowered his head and continued to read his "The Legend of Xiao Ming Xiuxian", although some of the words were unknown, but he still read it with relish.
In the end, Liu Lang spent more than 700 novels on more than 30 novels.
"Hello, buy a web novel published by Penguin Literature, and get a signed poster for the writer for 500 yuan, you can choose which writer you want. After collecting the money, the staff of the bookstore said enthusiastically.
As he spoke, he pulled out a large stack of posters from under the counter.
"Is this the average appearance level of online writers?" Liu Lang flipped through those posters and was immediately depressed, because even if he used Huaxia PS, one of the four evil arts in Asia, the appearance of those writers was still miserable.
"Generally, hot writers are ugly, and handsome ones are a mess. The staff member who took the poster sighed and said: "Let me tell you a secret, I also write novels on the Internet, but my parents are not very good, I am too handsome, I have written seven or eight books, and I haven't even earned back the courier money for sending the contract, so I can only work in this bookstore." ”
“……”
Liu Lang was suddenly defeated by that buddy's logic.
"Why don't you choose this one, the pen name is two and one and add five, it is one of the hottest writers now, and it can be hung on the head of the bed to ward off evil spirits. The staff enthusiastically handed a poster to Liu Lang.
Looking at the poster, Liu Lang took a deep breath and fled with the more than 30 novels he bought. The ugliest person he has seen so far is Wei Shengjin, who fled from the eighteenth layer of hell to the mortal world before, ready to take away him, and this guy with the pen name Eryi Tianzuo Wu is definitely the second ugliest, so ugly that he has no friends.
If you really want to hang it on the head of the bed, it is not to ward off evil spirits, but to prevent pregnancy.
When Liu Lang returned home, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon, Mu Xueqing had just returned home, and when she saw Liu Lang coming in with dozens of books, she couldn't help but ask, "Your new book?"
"Hmm. Liu Lang nodded, threw the book on the coffee table, and then poured a cup of water to drink.
Mu Xueqing picked up the novel on the table and said in surprise: "You still read this kind of thing?"
"What's the problem? These novels are very well written, very positive. Liu Lang explained.
"Positive energy?" Mu Xueqing couldn't help but open a book.
"I'm going to cook, you can try it!" Liu Lang said, walked into the kitchen, and after more than half an hour, brought four dishes and one soup to the restaurant.
"It's time to eat!" Liu Lang shouted, but Mu Xueqing didn't react.
Liu Lang walked to the living room suspiciously, only to find that Mu Xueqing was holding a novel, and she was completely fascinated, even if Liu Lang walked in front of her, she didn't notice it.
"It's time to eat!" Liu Lang shouted again.
"Huh?" Mu Xueqing finally heard this time.
"I'm sorry, but this novel is so good, I didn't know it and I blended into it. Mu Xueqing explained awkwardly.
"Let's eat first! Liu Lang said.
Mu Xueqing was reluctant to put down the novel, and sighed: "I really admire that the author can have so many wonderful ideas, and if you have the opportunity, you can meet and ask for an autograph or something." ”
Liu Lang glanced at the author's name on the cover of the novel, and coughed dryly, "It's okay to sign it, just meet it, I'm afraid that when you see the author, you won't have the courage to read the book he wrote anymore." ”
The reason why I say this is because the author of this novel is the second ugliest in the world by Liu Lang.
Therefore, sometimes, as a reader, you simply read a novel when you read a novel, and don't be curious about what the author looks like, because in terms of the average appearance level of the author, the possibility of surprise is very small, and most of the time it is fright.
After eating, Mu Xueqing ran to the living room very dedicatedly, and picked up the novel again, he didn't have Liu Lang's reading speed, and this novel couldn't be finished in ten days and a half months.
Liu Lang originally bought six sets of books, but Mu Xueqing read one, and he could only keep the whole set. Fortunately, Mu Xueqing didn't watch "The Legend of Xiao Ming Xiuxian".
"The Legend of Xiao Ming's Cultivation of Immortals" is completely tailor-made for Chu Xiaoming, and the others are not given to Chu Xiaoming, and this one has to be given to Chu Xiaoming.
After returning to the bedroom, Liu Lang teleported all five online novels to the mortal immortal prison, and then his own consciousness also entered the mortal immortal prison.
"Xiao Ming, I'll give you a gift. Liu Lang took "The Legend of Xiao Ming's Cultivation of Immortals" and went straight to Chu Xiaoming's cell and said to Chu Xiaoming.
Liu Lang came twice in two days, Chu Xiaoming couldn't help but be a little flattered, you must know that his boss has never enjoyed this kind of treatment in his thirties, and there is a gift today, Chu Xiaoming was a little excited to turn out the set of "The Legend of Xiao Ming Xiuxian", just looking at the name, his eyes were straight.
(To be continued.) )