Chapter 478: Poor Monks Don't Discriminate and Snore [Ask for Subscription]

Sun Pu didn't hear anything wrong, and then smiled: "The name is not good, it's too ordinary now, if you give a good name, you may be prosperous now." ”

"How long have you been here?" asked Fang Zheng curiously.

"It's been a year. Sun Pu replied.

Fang Zheng said: "One year, twelve months ......" added in his heart, more than a dozen times a month, and hundreds of times a year just washing other people's feet, no wonder the technology is so skilled! If this guy doesn't do pyramid schemes, he goes back to work as a foot washer, foot massage shop, or something, maybe he will make a fortune......

After washing his feet, Xu Yin brought a bowl of water, put it on the side, and said, "It's hot, and if you're thirsty at night, you can drink it." ”

Fang Zheng thanked again and again, although Xu Yin's stomach was not full of goods, but Fang Zheng still understood the reason of reaching out and not hitting the smiling person.

Xu Yin said another sentence and left.

Sun Pu leaned over to Fang Zheng and asked, "Master, are you really going to stay here for a long time?"

"Yes, the poor monk thinks it's very good here, everyone is very harmonious, like a family. The poor monks plan to live here permanently, and as long as you don't drive the poor monks away, the poor monks will always live here. Fang Zheng replied.

When Sun Pu heard this, he smiled, but there was more of a sneer in his smile, and he said in his heart: "I said this, I'm afraid that tomorrow I will cry and shout and leave......

Others also had the same idea, around half past nine, the door was closed and the lights were turned off, and as soon as the door was closed, the wind in the hall was smaller, and there were many people in the room. Fang Zheng couldn't help but ask, "You still don't sleep?"

Sun Pu responded: "It's okay, think about the direction of life, review what you learned today, don't sleep first." He was embarrassed to say that he couldn't sleep in the heat.

Someone else responded, "Master, you go to sleep first." Our group of people like to snore and the sound is so loud that if you go to sleep first, you won't be able to sleep. ”

"Haha...... yes, go to sleep. "Someone should make peace.

Fang Zheng immediately said righteously: "What do you say? A poor monk is a monk, and since he has joined the WTO, he has to follow the customs of the villagers and snore, and it is not a big deal. Rest assured, the poor monk is not so stingy, because he can't sleep because he snores, or he is angry or something. Poor monks don't discriminate against snorers......"

"The Master said well, he is worthy of being a high monk, that is, he is enlightened. Sun Pu said.

"That's it, what's wrong with snoring? I didn't eat your meal, I didn't spend your money. Mage, I'm here for you!"

"Yes, yes, it's fate for everyone to be together, it's just snoring, it's okay. ”

A few people who were still unhappy about losing money suddenly spoke.

"Okay, a few of you are snoring, one louder than the other, at this time, you don't have the right to speak. It's still good as the mage said......"

Fang Zheng responded with a smile, and everyone talked for a while and fell asleep one after another. But it's hot, I can't sleep......

However, some people fall asleep upside down and ......

"Whew!!!h

An earth-shattering snoring sounded, and Sun Pu, who was finally a little sleepy, was so frightened that he sat up, and the side was like a corpse, and a row of people who were originally lying down sat up in shock, looking at each other one by one, and finally their eyes fell on the root of the snoring sound - Fangzheng!

"Grass, no wonder it sounds so good, it turns out that he snores more violently than we combined......" scolded one of the snoring fellows.

"Sun Pu, what can I do, how can I sleep with such a loud noise?" a woman complained.

"You ask me, who am I asking? Didn't you brag there just now? Didn't you all say that snoring was fine? Why don't you say it now?" Sun Pu said.

"Didn't you say it just now, why are you blaming us now?"

Sun Pu said as a matter of course: "Yes, so I won't wake him up." ”

"You don't scream, and I don't scream. ”

"Then let's take it together. ”

"Snorr!" A snoring sound sounded, and I don't know why, the sound sounded as if it sounded in my ears, and the ears of several people who shook hurt at the root.

Sun Pu covered his ears and scolded: "Grass, this is not snoring, this is thunder!"

The others also scolded, deliberately raising their voices, trying to wake up Fang Zheng, but they sadly found that after their voices were raised, Fang Zheng's snoring sound also increased, and the snoring, snoring, snoring, shaking one by one holding their heads, pressing pillows, rolling quilts, all tricks were used.

"Bear with me, after this while, I guess I won't fight. Sun Pu said.

As a result, ten minutes passed.

"Whew!!!——"

Twenty minutes passed.

"Whew!!h

"Grass, I can't stand it, I'll go out to sleep!" One person finally couldn't bear it anymore, his eyes were bloodshot, he got up, and was taken out with a towel.

"I can't stand it anymore, I'll go out too. "A woman went out with a pillow and a sheet.

"I'm going to ...... too"

Thirty minutes later, Sun Pu was left in the room, looking at the empty room, listening to the thunder on the side, and finally Sun Pu also surrendered and went out with the quilt.

When everyone left, Fang Zheng opened his eyes slightly, revealing a wicked smile, but after a dream, he turned over and continued to sleep.

The next day, before the chickens in the village crowed, Fang Zheng woke up, he was used to going to bed early and getting up early, looking at the empty house, and smiling brighter. Pushing the door out, I saw a group of people lying under the eaves outside, wrapped in quilts, horizontal, kicking, and sleeping in various positions. Similarly, the bags kissed by mosquitoes on their bodies are one after another, and many people are still scratching them in their sleep.

Seeing this, Fang Zheng also sympathized with them a little, did he do this a little too much?

But when Fang Zheng turned his head and saw the big iron cable on the gate and the two janitors sitting asleep at the door, the little sympathy in his heart instantly disappeared.

Fang Zheng nodded, walked into the kitchen, turned around, looked at the kitchen knives on it, the good guys are all with openings, Fang Zheng picked it up, tried it, and it was hard to cut vegetables bluntly! Looking at the people outside, Fang Zheng shook his head slightly, and said in his heart: "In order to prevent others from committing suicide, or armed riots, do everything you can......

At this time, Fang Zheng's gaze fell on a few objects, and then showed a wicked smile...... "It's you!"

"Bang dang!"

"Bang dang!"

"Bang dang!"

Sun Pu was sleeping in Zhengxiang, and suddenly heard a sound like a knock, and the sound was extremely loud! The whole person was so frightened that he was trembling, and he woke up suddenly, but he was covered in a cold sweat! However, he couldn't take care of it anymore, his eyes were red, and he looked at the source of the sound angrily!

PS: When the frenzy of coin giveaways has passed, I will give everyone a blast, but I don't dare now...... The explosion is set to become a dog...... Not subscribed at all. Embarrassment......