Fang Ya intervened in other people's marriages, and the news of being beaten by the original partner soon spread throughout the Mu Mansion, and at the same time, the farce that happened between the security department and the group of middle-aged and elderly women was also widely spread, there is no doubt that everyone was stunned by the obscenity of the security department, but they didn't know which brother in the security department came up with the idea. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

At this time, as the chief director of the whole farce, Liu Lang was napping in his manager's office, of course, this is what outsiders see.

In fact, Liu Lang's consciousness body was drinking and chatting with Guang Yaozi in the immortal prison.

That's right, it's about drinking.

Guang Yaozi has been put down by Liu Lang from the beam of the room, and the rope on his body has also been untied, not only that, Liu Lang also opened the big lock of the cell, invited Guang Yaozi out, the two sat opposite each other in the prison guard's lounge, on the stone table in the middle, there were four dishes, two meat and two vegetarian dishes, braised hairtail fish, steamed pork ribs, vegetarian assortment, fish-flavored eggplant. In addition to that, there are more than a dozen cans of beer, as well as two goblets.

The wine and food are all brought in by Liu Lang directly from the outside through the ancient jade pendant, which is also a new function he has just discovered, no matter how far away from the immortal prison, he can teleport the things around him to the immortal prison through the ancient jade pendant, too big things have not been tried, but small things are definitely no problem.

Looking at the table of wine and food, Guang Yaozi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but he didn't dare to move his chopsticks.

"Little brother, what do you have to say, you are so hot and cold, my little heart is a little unbearable. After being hung by Liu Lang for a whole night and a morning, Guang Yaozi no longer dared to treat Liu Lang as an ordinary jailer.

Liu Lang on the opposite side rubbed his hands, "Actually, today I mainly want to make amends with Guangyaozi Daxian, I misunderstood you before, I found two eighty-five women in the morning to try it, the invincible peach blossom talisman really worked, and I was really sorry to let Daxian suffer for a day in vain." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's over, Lao Tzu is a great immortal of the heavenly court, how can he ever be so insulted by mortals, you immediately kneel on the ground and sing conquest, I may be able to forgive you." Of course, this is just what Guang Yaozi thought in his heart, in fact, Guang Yaozi didn't dare to complain at all, but said very generously: "Little brother don't feel guilty, blame me for not understanding the scope of application of the invincible peach blossom talisman at the beginning, everything is my fault." ”

Just kidding, he still has to stay in this mortal immortal prison for half a year, if he doesn't have a good relationship with Liu Lang, he may not be able to bear what kind of torture he will suffer in the future? He has seen the tiger bench in the corner, if it is really used on him, the sourness will definitely be unbearable.

Guang Yaozi's attitude made Liu Lang nod secretly, the IQ of the gods was really enough, he was sure that Guang Yaozi might have turned himself a hundred times in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face.

In this way, Liu Lang's confidence was further strengthened. No matter what big immortals, small immortals, and golden immortals you are, as long as you arrive in this immortal prison, you have to stay honest with me.

In a word, I am in charge of my territory!

Of course, Liu Lang still had to be polite on the surface, "Guangyaozi Daxian is serious, let's not care who is right and who is wrong in this matter, in short, the previous unhappiness is all written off, if there is any need in the future, just ask, come, I will toast you first!"

After determining the basic strategic policy of "I am in charge of my territory", Liu Lang also determined the basic tactical policy of "carrots and sticks", the connotation of which is that those who are not convinced must be strictly disciplined, but they must not be offended to death, and some benefits must be given after discipline.

Guang Yaozi picked up the wine glass, touched it with Liu Lang, and then drank it all.

"Huh, this wine has a unique taste! it is slightly bitter in the mouth, but it has a long aftertaste. "Where has Guang Yaozi drunk beer before, and after a glass of beer, he immediately praised it.

"This wine is called beer, which was invented by Western barbarians, and in addition to that, they also have a red wine, which also has a unique flavor. I'll get you some another day. Speaking of this beer, Li Zhong hid it in the manager's office before, and forgot to take it with him when he left, which made Liu Lang turn it out. Of course, Liu Lang didn't spend any money on the dishes on the table, you know, Liu Lang now has eight yuan in his pocket, not to mention four dishes, he can't even buy a soup, these dishes are packaged by him from the company's canteen, Mu's Group is a little good, lunch is free, and there is no limit.

"This beer is good, it's not worse than those immortal wines, it's good to drink too much immortal wine, and occasionally change the taste, brother, you drink it too!" Guang Yaozi was no longer polite, and filled another glass to himself.

Liu Lang wasn't sure if his mind could drink, so he took a small sip of his wine glass, and found that the real body in the manager's office seemed to have taken a sip of wine. Liu Lang can basically be sure now that what Gu Puyu is condensing in the immortal prison is not a simple body of thoughts, but more like a doppelganger of him, a flesh-and-blood doppelganger, and what the doppelganger does will also be fed back to the real body.

After a few glasses of beer, Guangyaozi is a little too much, mainly because he has been sealed and cultivated, if he can mobilize his immortal power, let alone a few glasses of beer, it is two jars of liquor, and it will be fine.

As soon as a person drinks too much, it is much easier to talk, and the gods drink too much as they talk more.

"Brother, don't look at you in this immortal prison, if you really go out, I can kill you with one breath!" Guang Yaozi said with a big tongue.

In this regard, Liu Lang had no doubts, and said with a smile: "I am a mortal, you are an immortal, isn't it normal to destroy me? I don't have any lofty ideals, as long as I mix well in the mortal world." Yesterday, my sister-in-law passed me a set of Dou Zhuan Xing Shift, I think that with this Dou Zhuan Xing Xing Di, I should have no opponent in the mortal world!"

Liu Lang's face was full of confidence, he had already verified the strength of the Dou Zhuan Xingyi on the Sky Defying Police Flower, after comparing it with his own security guards and Yue Jing's bodyguards, he felt that the Sky Defying Police Flower was already a master among the masters, and he had abused all the masters among the masters, could anyone else be his opponent in the future?

"Do you think that at your level, you can crisscross the mortal world?" Seeing that Liu Lang said it lightly, Guang Yaozi smiled dumbly.

"Isn't it?" Liu Lang asked rhetorically.

"Hehe, although I have been sealed as a cultivator, I can tell that you are only in the middle stage of the Quenching Body Realm. ”

"What do you mean by the middle stage of the quenching realm?" Liu Lang obviously didn't know much about this realm.

"To put it simply, on the road to becoming an immortal, you are just getting started, how do you think the immortals came about? It's not that it is a mortal who cultivates and ascends to become an immortal, more than five hundred years ago, I am just a mortal, if a mortal wants to become an immortal, he needs to go through four stages: quenching the body, refining qi, condensing yuan, and Xuandan, each stage is extremely difficult, requiring diligence, talent, and chance, all three are indispensable, and you are only the first stage, to tell you the truth, every year someone will fly from the mortal world to the heavenly court, so, how many masters there are in this mortal world, you can imagine it......"

Guang Yaozi's words were like a basin of ice water, poured directly on Liu Lang's head, making him completely sober up, and Liu Lang sadly found that he was just a frog at the bottom of a well.