Thirty-seven, kicking the hall?
Looking at Liu Chenyu's distant back, Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but shake his head and said: This girl is always so unpredictable and unpredictable, if it goes on like this, how can she marry someone in the future?
Just when Jiang Shuiyuan sighed, Wu Zichen came out of a corner coldly, and asked with a gossipy face: "Boss, that one was the sister-in-law just now, right?
Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't wait to kick him away: "Do you still have brain cells in your head that are not working properly? Could it be that you have a head just to look taller? That one just now is Liu Chenyu, the leader of the third class, and we are classmates in junior high school, and we happened to have a meeting together today, so we chatted for a while by the way. What did you think of such a normal and pure relationship?"
Wu Zichen patted his chest: "It turns out that it's not my sister-in-law, then I'll be relieved!"
"What are you relieved of?" Jiang Shuiyuan wondered.
"Uh...... In my opinion, that beauty is definitely a little pepper, if she becomes a sister-in-law, the little one will definitely be scolded three times a day! Since she is not a sister-in-law, of course the little heart will be put back in the belly. Wu Zichen smirked a few times, and then asked, "Boss, what is the important news for today's meeting?" Say it to open the eyes of the little one!"
Jiang Shuiyuan said in his heart that it would be good for this eighth woman to ventilate the classmates first, and even said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that the school club is preparing to recruit new students, and the student union requires that each of our freshmen must participate in a club, and those who rank in the top 50% of the class can apply for two at the same time." An individual's form in the club is recorded in the file as a social practice score, which directly affects the future qualification for admission and college entrance examination. These are the school club directory and related registration requirements, you should take a look at them first!"
"Then boss, which club are you going to apply for?" Wu Zichen asked as he took the materials.
Jiang Shuiyuan said: "I haven't thought about it yet, maybe I will choose between the Chinese Studies Lecture Club and the Olympiad Club." What about you, what's your plan?"
Wu Zichen scratched his head: "I don't know if there is a hairdressing or makeup club in our school, if there is, I would like to go in and learn from them and improve my skills!"
Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand: "Please, do you think there would be such a strange student club in a normal school?"
"What's so strange?" Wu Zichen was a little dissatisfied: "Who in this world doesn't want to be more beautiful? After all, not everyone is like you and Pu Xiaoxiang who have brought disaster to the country and the people! If you are not beautiful, you want to be pretty, and if you are pretty, you want to be prettier, and most people don't want to use a knife on their face, so what should we do? Today, who doesn't need to dress up, from state dignitaries and celebrities in the business community to film and television stars, television hosts, and even ordinary people who go out on the streets?
Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly thought that if he hadn't been lucky enough to meet Shuibei Niangniang, would his pursuit of appearance go astray, and finally be as obsessed with hairdressing and makeup as the one in front of him, and even become a narcissist who "never leaves his hand and looks at the shadows"? Thinking of this, Jiang Shuiyuan felt sweating, and immediately apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry Wu Zichen, I lost my words just now, the love of beauty is indeed shared by everyone, and hairdressing and makeup are also very useful!"
Seeing that Jiang Shuiyuan agreed with his point of view, Wu Zichen immediately became eyebrows fluttering: "Boss, do you think so too?" In fact, the real joy of hairdressing and makeup is to watch all kinds of people let themselves be rounded and flattened, and handsome guys and beauties are unpredictable in their own hands. Even if Pu Xiaoxiang is so stunning, he is also allowed to be light by makeup artists when he is hairdressing, isn't it a great joy in life to think about it?"
"Your hobby is really different from ordinary people!" Jiang Shuiyuan broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, and paused before continuing: "Now I'm going to eat in the cafeteria, you can take these materials and look at them first, remember to keep them well, if they are lost or damaged, be careful of your neck!"
Wu Zichen patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, the boss, the small ones will be in the position! If there is any loss or damage, the boss will not work hard, and the small ones will take the initiative to cut themselves to thank the world!"
In the next few days, club recruitment became the hottest topic in the first year of high school, and students would ask with concern "Which club do you apply for?" "Do you still recruit people from the Ink Calligraphy Club?" and "Does the Rotten Ke Chess Club give a high score?" Jiang Shuiyuan was not exempt from vulgarity, and after weighing it for a long time, he decided to apply for the Olympiad Club and the Chinese Studies Lecture Club at the same time, because before the final results came out, no one could be sure whether they could be admitted to the highly competitive Olympiad Club, and it was particularly important to leave a way back.
It is said that in the past, there was a senior brother with excellent grades who was too big, and he was determined to win the Olympiad Club, and he never thought that he would fall off the list. You must know that the student's performance in the club will be recorded in the personal file as a social practice score, and if you do not participate in the club, it means a zero score, which will affect the admission of the college entrance examination in the future. When the Olympiad Club announced the results, the other clubs had already completed their tasks and quit their troops, and the buddy finally had to close his eyes and enter the swan ballet that no one signed up for, which became a sensational anecdote.
Who knew that there was no news from the Osai Society, but I first received an interview notice from the Kodansha of Chinese Studies. Jiang Shuiyuan held the attitude of giving it a try, and came to the Kodansha of Chinese Studies at the specified time.
Due to the national middle school students' difficult competition on Chinese culture, the Chinese Studies Lecture Club is barely one of the top clubs in the school, but it cannot be compared with the Olympiad Club at all, the surface reason is that there are fewer students in the school's liberal arts class and poor student performance, but the deep reason is that science and technology are now dominant, and Chinese culture has gradually declined. Therefore, the Kodansha only occupies two classrooms on the second floor of the student activity building, one as an office for the president and members to handle daily affairs, and the other as a conference room for study and discussion.
When Jiang Shuiyuan walked into the conference room as an interview venue, the first thing he noticed was not the three examiners, one man, two women, but the bookshelves standing against the wall around him were full of classics of Chinese culture, among which there were even many old books bound in threads.
Before Jiang Shuiyuan could say hello, he heard the girl sitting on the right hand side opposite exclaiming: "Wow! Our Chinese Studies Lecture Talk Club finally has a handsome guy, and he is also a handsome and handsome guy with a handsome and chic face like a crown and jade eyes like a star, it is not in vain that I have secretly prayed so many times! What are you hesitating about, president, hurry up and admit directly without the examination, there will be no such shop in this village!" Let's just let this handsome guy put on Hanfu and take a few artistic photos and post them out, to ensure that those girls in the liberal arts class are full of spring and rush to report to our Kodansha!"
Jiang Shuiyuan was full of black lines, and they were a little suspicious that they had entered Sun Erniang's bun shop on the cross slope.
The bespectacled girl sitting in the middle was a little old, and she was a little embarrassed at this time, but she still barely managed to maintain the situation: "Vice President Chen Di, we are now interviewing new members, please stay calm! Although this Jiang Shuiyuan classmate is very good and will increase the popularity and strength of our club, the links that should be taken still have to be taken, so as not to stay honest in the future!"
The boy on the left-hand side was even more solemn: "President Liu said it very well! Our Chinese Studies Lecture Club is a veteran club with a long history and profound heritage in Huai'an Mansion, and we must be cautious in selecting members, and we must rather be short than excessive, and we can't just put cats and dogs in, so as not to damage the reputation of the club! Don't embroider too many pillows these days, if you raise your noble hand just because of your outstanding appearance, others will laugh at us for being a Chinese Studies Club or a beauty pageant club?"
Jiang Shui said coldly: "These are also part of your interview?"
President Liu in the middle hurriedly said: "We deliberately laughed just now to ease the tense atmosphere, and now we really start the interview." What classics of Chinese culture have you read? ”
Jiang Shuiyuan looked at the surrounding mountains of classics and felt a little ashamed: "I was interested in Chinese studies not long ago, and I have read very few classics of Chinese culture. ”
The boy nodded: "In that case, then I will come up with a simple question in the Analects for you to answer." The first question is a fill-in-the-blank question, if there is a blank after the three words 'gentleman no', what word would you fill in according to the original text of the Analects?"
"Gentleman, no?" Jiang Shuiyuan subconsciously asked.
Vice President Chen Di, who spoke at the beginning, thought that Jiang Shuiyuan was not very familiar with the Analects, so he hurriedly relieved: "Don't worry, think slowly, as long as you say one casually, you can pass the test!"
Jiang Shuiyuan blinked his eyes and replied slowly: "In the first chapter of learning, there is 'a gentleman is not heavy, he is not heavy', so you can fill in the words 'prestige is not heavy'; in the second chapter of politics, there is 'a gentleman is not a weapon', you can fill in the word 'instrument'; in the seventh chapter of the narrative, there is 'I heard that a gentleman is not a party', and you can also fill in the word 'party'; in the tenth chapter of the township party, there is 'a gentleman is not decorated with a cyan', I don't know if you can fill in the four words 'decorated with a cyan'? In the fifteenth article of Wei Linggong, there is "a gentleman does not raise people by words, and does not use people to waste words", which is to fill in "raise people by words" and "use people to waste words" can also be regarded as correct; in the same article, there is also "a gentleman can not be small and can be greatly received", can you fill in the eight words "can be small and can be greatly received"?
"In the seventeenth chapter of the yang goods, there is the word 'the gentleman does not enter', and you can fill in the word 'enter'; in the eighteenth chapter of the micro-sub, there is 'the gentleman does not give his relatives, and does not make the minister complain and does not agree', and should be able to fill in the two answers of 'give his relatives' and 'make the minister complain not to'; in the nineteenth chapter of Zizhang, there is 'is a gentleman who does not do it', and you can also fill in the word 'for'. That's all I can think of, I wonder if there's anything missing?"
Hearing Jiang Shuiyuan's answer, the boy who asked the question and President Liu couldn't help but look at each other, and Chen Di rolled up his sleeves and stood up directly: "Handsome guy, shouldn't you be here to kick the gym?" ———— tearfully begged for a dream cup ticket, and worked the weekend!