Chapter 2: "Super Comedian"
Knock...... Uh, the one who slammed the door was a beautiful woman named Jura, who was Zhou Xing's college classmate. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
This is the news that came back from the memory of the original owner of this body after Zhou Xing was stunned for a moment.
"Jura...... This name ......" Zhou Xing couldn't cry or laugh, but he still hurriedly ran out to open the door, and if it was a little later, he was worried that the door would be kicked by the other party.
Because from memory, it's really not impossible.
Opened the door, and an image that was completely inconsistent with the other party's style appeared in front of Zhou Xing.
The skin is like condensation, the eyebrows are picturesque, the nose and cherry lips are beautiful, the snow neck is long, the chest is straight, the waist is slim and the buttocks are plump...... Well, Zhou Xing can't stand the depiction anymore.
But there is really nothing to say about this Jura's appearance and figure, but it is more ...... her style of acting It's completely the appearance of a goddess, the heart of a female man.
This contrast still needs to be digested by Zhou Xing.
"Why are you not opening the door for half a day?"
Jura frowned, her big eyes with long eyelashes rolled around, and then she leaned over her head and sniffed at Zhou Xing's body.
"Hey, you...... Are you a dog?" Zhou Xing was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated.
"It's yours!"
Zhu La glanced at Zhou Xing, and immediately replied with a character that did not suffer a loss, and then Shi Shiran walked in.
"You probably didn't do anything good just now!"
Zhu La's face suddenly changed, and he bumped Zhou Xing's shoulder with a smile, and said, "Say, did you just secretly hide at home and jerk off?"
Zhou Xing was petrified in an instant!
This woman...... It's too tough, you're a woman, hey!
However, Zhou Xing must also admit that the other party in his memory is indeed so unbearable.
But no matter how the other party is, Zhou Xing has nothing to say to her.
Zhu La is Zhou Xing's college classmate, and the performance department of the Huaxia Drama Academy is level 10.
After the accident that year, except for the former university homeroom teacher Cui, who cared about him from time to time, that is, Zhula did not distance himself from him, but often helped himself.
Even...... After Zhou Xing completely cut off his acting career, it was also Jura who helped him find a job to make ends meet, so that he didn't have to starve to death by reaching out to his family.
Of all the people, these two were the only ones who believed him - he was framed.
For Zhula, Zhou Xingzhen has no reason to be disgusted, but should be grateful.
Seeing Zhou Xing being "shocked" by herself, Zhu La seemed to be very proud, but then, she suddenly "snapped" and applauded, and said with a smile on her face:
"Congratulations, you're finally free!"
Zhou Xing was stunned, and a warm current of asymptomatic surging into his heart made his nose suddenly a little sour.
He understood that Jura was talking about the lifting of the ban.
Jura was also stunned by Zhou Xing's reaction, but then laughed and said, "Yo, what's the matter, I was moved by my sister?
After glancing at Zhou Xing up and down, Jura pursed her lips with a look of 'disappointment' and sighed, "Alas, forget it." ”
"Fuck off!"
Zhou Xing was completely speechless, turned around and walked inside, taking the opportunity to wipe the corners of his eyes.
At that moment just now, he was really moved, it was really good to be remembered and cared for, and this feeling was something that Zhou Xing hadn't experienced for a long time.
But no matter how good the sensationalism is, the second half of Jura's sentence is ruined.
Of course, Zhu La didn't pay attention to it, turned around and kicked, and the door suddenly slammed shut, making Zhou Xing twitch his mouth again - it turns out that the hand is an ornament on you.
Zhula didn't have any sense of introspection, walked to the sofa and sat down, turned on the TV with the remote control casually, picked up the apple on the table again, rubbed it on Zhou Xing, and said with a smile after taking a bite:
"Look at your virtue......! This apple is so sweet, where did you buy it?"
Of course, Jura saw Zhou Xing's emotions, but she didn't mention it again, but gaged.
How did she know that the current Zhou Xing was no longer a classmate she was familiar with, but was replaced by a soul in his thirties from another dimension.
At this time, a TV series was being broadcast on TV, and at first glance it was a Qing palace drama, of course, none of the actors in it knew Zhou Xing.
After a few glances, Zhou Xing, who was a screenwriter in his previous life, knew that this was a bloody drama, so he lost interest, but Zhu La, on the other hand, watched it with relish.
Looking at Zhula's side face, she is still very beautiful, but this is not the point - just after a short contact, Zhou Xing recognized Zhula, if nothing else, just for the girl's seemingly big grin, but delicate kindness.
People have no relatives and no reason with you, why do they care about you for so many years and take care of your emotions?
What a girl!
"It would have been better if I could have been gentle. Zhou Xing said silently in his heart.
At this moment, Jura suddenly turned his head and said, "Hey, I haven't been silent for a long time, what's the matter, I can't bear to just these apples?"
Zhou Xing was instantly covered with black lines, and said in sweat: "I bought it at the stall downstairs, you have to take it if you like." ”
As he spoke, Zhou Xing also grabbed an apple, and Xue Zhula wiped it on himself, and then took a bite.
Well, it's quite sweet indeed.
Zhu La laughed, apple crumbs squirted out, and reached out and slapped Zhou Xing: "Yes, there is filial piety, my sister didn't hurt you in vain!"
This shot made Zhou Xing stumble, and the apple almost fell off, so Zhou Xing hurriedly caught it.
"Alas, you said that you have a small body, but the flesh has grown, but there is no shelf, it's time to exercise, and your stubble, or you are my classmate, even a year younger than me, and people still think you are my father when you go out!"
Jura looked like he was pointing out.
"Hey, girl!" Zhou Xing hurriedly replied, who let this guy always toss his own.
Zhu La was stunned for a moment, then she reacted, and reached out and pinched Zhou Xing's arm: "Bastard, die, dare to take advantage of the old lady!"
Zhou Xing hurriedly parried, but where was the opponent of the 'tough' Zhu La, he was pinched by Zhu La several times in a moment, and he grinned in pain.
"Hey, you're so ruthless!"
Zhou Xing gasped, but as soon as he raised his head, his eyes immediately straightened.
It's dog days now, and Jura is wearing it very casually, a small low-cut suspender belt in her sleeveless chiffon shirt, so much trouble, and bending over, half of her snow-white chest is immediately exposed, and Zhou Xing looks at it, and the white flowers pierce his eyes.
Zhu La was still proud, and in a blink of an eye, she saw the strange look in Zhou Xing's eyes, and was stunned for a moment, only then did she realize that she was gone, and she was about to have a seizure, but her eyes suddenly blinked, and her face changed again, and she said softly:
"Is it pretty?"
"Hmm-"
Zhou Xinggang subconsciously replied, suddenly felt that something was wrong, looked up and saw Zhu La's eyes that seemed to be smiling, and suddenly a tremor in his heart, he quickly moved to the side of the sofa, and said embarrassedly:
"Uh...... This, accidentally seen, you-"
"You big-headed ghost, you! Voyeur!" Zhu stretched his hand and slapped Zhou Xing's thigh on the thigh, and the sound of 'snap' was crisp and loud!
"Ouch!" Zhou Xing cried out in pain.
But Jura sat up straight as if nothing had happened, and said with triumphant eyes: "Let you still peek!"
Zhou Xing couldn't cry or laugh, but he also went from memory to reality and really got to know Jura again.
Actually, it's not bad to have such a 'girlfriend' in life, at least some of the discomfort after Zhou Xing's crossing has faded a lot.
After a while, after eating the Jura apple, he reached out and threw it into the trash can three or four meters away, took out a piece of paper from the carton on the table, wiped the corners of his mouth and hands, and said:
"Okay, let's get down to business, have you thought about your show?"
Hearing Zhu La's cold appearance, Zhou Xing was stunned: "What?"
Zhu La's eyes widened: "You kid won't forget it, right? This is Teacher Cui who gave up his face to beg for someone to get you such a chance, and you actually forgot it!"
As he spoke, the annoyed Jura raised his fist, and he was ready to make a move when he saw the stance.
Being glared at by Zhu La like this, Zhou Xing's heart was excited, and he quickly stood up and hid away.
However, Zhou Xing has already remembered from the memory of the original owner - the show that Jula said was a work that participated in the second season of "Super Comedian".
A few days ago, because Zhou Xing was about to lift the ban, his university homeroom teacher, Mr. Cui, made a special trip to find Zhou Xing and analyzed his current situation.
Coincidentally, the second season of Beijing Satellite TV's "Super Comedian" was launched, and Mr. Cui suggested that Zhou Xing participate, firstly, to become famous, and secondly, to let the public know Zhou Xing again through acting skills, which attracted the attention of directors in the industry.
What's more, one of the judges is Feng Dacheng, a big name in the director industry!
Feng Dacheng is a film director, and every drama is a big production, if he can get his approval, Zhou Xing's comeback road will be smooth.
"Super Comedian" is a stage for grassroots comedians, and ordinary people can also sign up, but they can only participate in the preliminary round after being interviewed by the program team and passing.
When he saw this in his memory, Zhou Xing secretly said in his heart: "Isn't this similar to my original World Dragon TV's "Smiling Proud Jianghu" program!"
Of course, these memories flashed in Zhou Xing's mind, and seeing Zhu La's hatred of iron and steel staring at him sulkingly, Zhou Xing hurriedly said: "Remember, remember, even if I forget my surname, I can't forget this!"
Jura was still a little unconvinced: "Why do I feel that you are a little unreliable?"
As he spoke, Jura questioned, "Then tell me, what program are you preparing?"
Zhou Xing suddenly cried out in his heart, Lao Tzu just crossed over and hasn't eased up, you are here, how can I have time to figure it out.
Seeing Zhou Xing's eyes rolling wildly, Zhu La didn't know what the situation was, and immediately became angry: "Zhou Xing, your uncle!"
Zhou Xing was almost stunned, you are such a gentleman!
However, the roll of his eyes just now really made Zhou Xing find a clue.
At this time, the TV series on TV has just ended, and the advertisement is being played, which is the two hosts sitting there and shouting hoarsely, "Don't 998, don't want 188, just 98", which makes people want to change the channel immediately.
Seeing this advertisement, Zhou Xing's eyes immediately lit up!
Because, Zhou Xing had a sketch related to this advertisement in his mind.
Although that sketch is not a classic, it is definitely full of laughter, and when it was performed at the Lantern Festival Gala on Mango Terrace that year, the applause continued, and the audience laughed forward and backwards, which is very revealing.
Yes, that's it, it's definitely more than enough to participate in the preliminary round!
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