Volume 1 Chapter 379 Invincible Mouth Cannonflow

More than 2,400 years ago, it was the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period when a hundred schools of thought contended, that is to say, this rabbit who loves to brag ...... No, it should be called a false beast. is actually an old goblin who has lived from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period to the present?

Well, again, the previous question. A goblin who has lived for more than 2,000 years, how could Weishenme be so weak? Even Chen Yuanyuan, who had just stepped into the ghost realm, could easily catch it.

You must know that the cultivation of spirits is far more rugged and difficult than the cultivation of human beings. Especially the catastrophe that will come every three hundred years, it has caused many spirits to be shattered and disappeared in the long river of history. And the spirits who have successfully survived the calamity can not only live for another three hundred years, but also have a qualitative leap in strength

This beast has lived for more than 2,400 years, and at least it has survived seven tribulations According to common sense, the spirit that has survived seven calamities has taken off the mortal womb and stepped into the realm of earth immortals, it is absolutely impossible to be so weak

Although the beast does not have the ability to read minds, it is very good at reading words and feelings. According to the surprised look that flashed in Lin Yang's eyes, it guessed what Lin Yang was thinking.

As a result, it immediately put on a look that had experienced vicissitudes. After sighing lightly, he said in a faint voice: "I know, you must be thinking in your heart, how can this old thing, who has lived for more than 2,000 years, be so weak, right? Actually, I wasn't like this before. I think back then, I also gave ideas to Meng's mother who moved three times; Xu Fu, who also gave the sea, pointed in the direction; I drank the jade dew wine offered by Yang Guifei herself, and I saw Song Huizong go out of the palace in the middle of the night to find Master Li...... At that time, I cultivated to the depths of mana. Whether it is Yuan Tiangang of Si Tianjian, Zhang Daoling of Longhu Mountain, or Lin Lingsu of the Shenxiao Sect, they all ask me for Taoist spells, and they want to call me a 'great sage and good teacher,'. It's a pity that not long ago, the eighth calamity came, and I was accidentally injured by the calamity. Although he was able to save his life with his superior strength, his cultivation for more than 2,000 years was ruined and he became what he is now......"

Speaking of this, the beast's eyes rolled, and the expression on his face instantly became serious: "Although my strength has regressed greatly. But as long as you take care of it properly, it won't take much time to recover. In addition, although my strength was damaged due to the calamity, I have not forgotten the various cultivation techniques and powerful techniques stored in my mind...... Young man, I see that your bones are amazing, you must be a genius of cultivation, as long as you are willing to worship me as a teacher, swear by your soul, and be willing to be loyal to me and never betray. Then, I can pass on all the knowledge I have to you, you know, in my life, I will not easily accept disciples. In the past 2,000 years, I have only accepted a few disciples such as Li Chunfeng, Zhang Jiao, Wang Chongyang and Zhang Sanfeng. If I hadn't cherished your qualifications, I wouldn't have taken you as an apprentice, so young man, you have to know how to seize opportunities. If you miss it, you can't get it back even if you cry to death......"

The tone in which the beast said this was very serious. The other people in the conference room, even including Wu Sangui, Li Zicheng and other soul envoys, couldn't help but believe its words. Only Lin Yang, instead of being moved by what it said, felt a little funny.

"How do you feel familiar with what you said? Ah, I remember, this is the same as the feeling of those hosts in TV shopping shouting that they only need nine nine or eight arrows, it's just the same scene."

Although the content and tone of the beast's speech are very different from those overly excited hosts in TV shopping. But in Lin Yang's view, their essence is the same. It's just two words - flickering

Shaking his head, Lin Yang said angrily: "What about Li Chunfeng, why don't you say that Di Renjie is also your apprentice? And that Zhang Jiao, the Yellow Turban Rebellion in the late Han Dynasty was caused by you? Hey, by the way, I've always been curious, who is more powerful between Wang Chongyang and Zhang Sanfeng." Since you are their master, give me an analysis and analysis. ”

His words were purely in response to the beast. But what he didn't expect was that instead of being angry, the beast also analyzed it seriously: "Wang Chongyang's innate skills are very powerful, and he has learned the Nine Yin True Scripture and the Dali Duan Family's One Yang Finger, and his kung fu has entered the realm. As for Zhang Sanfeng, he not only learned part of the Jiuyang Divine Skills, but also created Taijiquan and Taiji Sword. These two people were the top masters of their time. If they bump into each other, it's really impossible to tell who is strong and who is weak......"

"Wait. ”

Lin Yang listened to the black lines on his head, and hurriedly stopped: "Jiuyin True Scripture, Yiyang Finger, Jiuyang Divine Skill, I said, what are you doing here? Are you playing the Legend of Jin Yong's Heroes? Okay, don't pretend to lie in front of me." Do you think I can believe what you say?"

"You don't believe me, you look at my expression, my eyes, it's so sincere, can I still lie to you?" The beast raised its head and looked at Lin Yang with its very cute face, blinking its eyes and selling cuteness.

"I'm not a woman, and it's useless for you to sell cuteness to me. After snorting coldly, Lin Yang said: "Do you really think that I don't know your true nature? Look, how can you lie, how can you lie, haode can be said to be bad, dead can be said to be alive, how dare I easily believe what you say?"

In the more popular words nowadays, a false beast is a beast that lies with his life and dedicates his life to the great cause of lying and deceiving people...... Those who engage in pyramid schemes and sell insurance should really treat this beast as the ancestors of the industry, and pray for incense every day.

Lin Yang squatted down, stretched out his left hand and grabbed the beast's long ear, and lifted it up without mercy. With a snap of his right hand, the dark blue soul fire immediately burned the thunder talisman between his fingers to ashes. Hideous thunderbolt dragons appeared beside him, staring at the beast with fierce eyes, revealing its hideous fangs, ready to pounce and tear the beast into slag.

"I advise you to tell the truth and not challenge my patience. ”

Hearing Lin Yang's words, the expression on the beast's face instantly froze. Although it didn't speak, it had already exploded in its heart: "Impossible, this is impossible." How could my innate ability be of no use to him at all? In the face of my lies, even cultivators as strong as Yuan Tiangang, Li Chunfeng, and Zhang Daoling couldn't help but believe it. This hairless young man who doesn't look very old, will Weishenme be indifferent to my lies? His cultivation can't be stronger than Yuan Tiangang, Li Chunfeng, Zhang Daoling, and the others, right?"

Even if the beast tried to break its head, it would not be possible to figure out why.

That's right, Lin Yang's cultivation has just stepped into the Yuandu realm, and compared with these legendary cultivators who have finally attained the Dao Flying Immortal, the gap is so big that it really can't be calculated in terms of Dao. The reason why he was not deceived by the Beast's lying talent was because there was a golden black yang fire from the sun in his body

The Golden Crow Yang Fire is the purest and most yang flame in the world, which can resist all evil spells. The natural ability of the beast to lie is also one of the evil spells. It's just that the grade is extremely high, and even the Immortal Buddha can deceive it. But in front of the natural enemy of Jin Wuyang Huo, it can only be ineffective.

Seeing that his biggest reliance - lies - had no effect on Lin Yang at all, coupled with the thunder and lightning dragon eyeing him next to him, even if the beast was reluctant, he could only accept his fate and compromise.

After sighing helplessly, the beast hung its head and told the truth: "Okay, I'll tell you the truth, I was able to live for more than 2,400 years and survive seven calamities, all because before each calamity came, I was able to find a cultivator or demon to help me stop the calamity through my ability to lie." Again, it's because I've never failed to lie. That's why I'm too lazy to cultivate. Anyway, every time I encounter danger, I can get through it safely through my three-inch tongue......"

Lin Yang finally understood that this guy weishenme could live for more than two thousand four hundred years, and weishenme could survive seven calamities without dying...... Dare to love this old thing, and it's the 'invincible mouth cannon flow, ah.'

However, there was still a trace of wonder in his heart: "But it's not good for you to panic, those cultivators and demons can actually believe it, and they don't hesitate to risk their lives to help you stop the catastrophe?" Are they all brain-dead?"

"They're not brain-dead, but you're a pervert" said the beast angrily, "I've lived for more than two thousand years, and this is the first time I've been indifferent to my lies." Seeing Lin Yang's brows furrowed, he hurriedly said, "Don't be angry, biedong is angry, I'm praising you, I'm really praising you." ”

"It's the first time I've heard this kind of compliment. Lin Yang snorted coldly, and did not continue to entangle with the beast on this issue, but instead asked: "According to what you just said, you taught the Dorjee people the art of raising ghosts in the skin urn, and you also want to use it to survive the calamity?"

The beast has lived for more than 2,400 years, but it has only survived seven eons, which means that it will soon have an eighth calamity. It is thought of pretending to be the messenger of Dora Bodhisattva and deceiving Dorjee into doing these hurtful things. It was not difficult for Lin Yang to deduce its purpose.

After a moment's hesitation, the beast finally told the truth, "That's right. Once this female ghost devours the soul and blood of ninety-nine eighty-one people through the path of the human skin urn, she will become a blood Shura. When the doom comes, I will inevitably be attracted by the strong resentment, anger and bloody smell in her, and let me go and fall on her head. I'll be able to escape the catastrophe."

Hearing these words from the beast himself, Dorjee felt that his whole body was about to collapse.

It turns out that this damn rabbit is really not a bodhisattva messenger, but a demon minion. It turns out that the things it instructed itself to do will not be able to resurrect Ganglamedor at all, but will only completely harm Ganglamedo

Enraged, he roared with exhaustion: "You bastard, you damn bastard, you deserve to go to hell, tortured in the depths of hell forever, and there will be no liberation."