Chapter 226: If it doesn't work, it has to work
The catfish teacher frowned slightly and immediately turned his head to look at me.
I knew that her expression was telling me that she was already a little angry, and I quickly explained: "It's such a teacher, not a group of people, it's two people. β
"Are you from the karate club?" asked the catfish teacher in a cold voice.
"Well, yes. β
"If I'm not mistaken. Although I didn't go to the scene to watch it, when you and Gao Xiang competed, you defeated Gao Xiang with one move. Is that so? Now his junior has come to trouble you, and you're bruised and swollen?" asked the catfish, "Give me a reasonable explanation." β
I was stunned, this explanation didn't seem to be possible, and I realized that this catfish teacher was a little too smart.
She must be suspecting me of lying to her now, and if a woman suspects a man's lies, the man has to use a hundred lies to get her back.
I was silent for a moment and said, "Here's the thing, I did get beaten today. You see I'm bleeding all this, I can't fake it. β
"So you were really blocked yesterday?" asked Mr. Catfish, whose eyes were as sharp as knives, staring at me.
"Well, yes. "I've lied, I must put this lie down, I can't go back to this thing, it's all because of this foreign man, mother, I came here to deliver breakfast in the morning.
"Hey, you look like you were the one last night. Mike suddenly screamed, then took out his phone, looked at it, and looked at it again. Then he handed it to Mr. Catfish, "Catfish, do you see if this person is your student." "The chapter of ζ½Άγθ¨γζ Ό intoxication has been uploaded
The catfish teacher took the mobile phone and looked at it, and in the mobile phone, a naked boy and a very sexy woman were running all the way, which was a very bull fork.
The boy's face was exactly the same as the one in front of him.
"Do you have twin brothers?" asked Mr. Catfish, handing me his phone.
I looked at the photo, and there was a click, I was a grass and mud horse, the scene where I ran with Tang Yun last night, I was still naked at the time, and I am completely famous now.
"I also received it this morning, and the circle of friends is on fire. It's all this video footage. Mike said, "Catfish, you are a very artist as a student, and there are many people who dare to do this in our country." I always thought that you Shenzhou people were more conservative, but I didn't expect that you guys were also very open, haha. β
I handed the phone to Mike and glared at him fiercely, shit, it's all your fault, I said, "Teacher." I have no siblings. β
"Get out. The catfish's voice became extremely indifferent.
I glanced at her, and finally chose to be silent, because the facts were all in front of me, I grass, I was pitted by myself, no, I was pitted by that dead fish eye, paralyzed, if he hadn't chased and killed us, there would have been no such thing at all.
"I'm sorry. "I was also a little helpless, but finally walked out of Catfish's office.
Shortly after I walked out of the teacher's office, I saw a lot of students holding their phones and then looking at me with strange eyes.
"This, you are Wang Chongyang. A boy immediately came up and asked me.
"Neurotic, I'm not Wang Chongyang, am I so similar to him?" I said loudly, and then ran back to the dormitory.
"He is Wang Chongyang. β
"I'm grass, one of the crazy representatives of the philosophy department, it's too dick. β
"It's really a big eagle. β
"Who's that girl?"
"Outside, outside, just now Wang Chongyang was beaten by two people in the karate club and his face was swollen, gossip magazine interviewed the two students who beat Wang Chongyang for the first time, if you want to know the news behind, wait patiently for twenty minutes, our magazine will be published as soon as possible. β
The campus radio actually broadcast the incident of my use of force with the karate students just now, and I almost spurted blood, it must have been the people who took the initiative to find the gossip magazine.
It must be Mao Xiaohui who hacked me inside, I was depressed, I was really going to vomit blood.
After returning to the dormitory, Zheng Jun, Jiang Weijia, and Kong Wen immediately pressed me against the wall, and the three of them asked two questions, the first question, was it really beaten? The second question, who is that girl? Playing naked in the middle of the night, remember to call them in the future, can't be so lonely. Of course, beautiful women must be wanted.
"It's not me, it's not me. I rebelled and said, "You're looking at the wrong person." β
"Fart, it's strange to see the wrong person. β
"Yes. β
"Chongyang, I always thought that my hanging was awesome, you were awesome," Jiang Weijia said with a deep look at me.
I sighed and said, "Okay, you guys are ruthless, it was an accident, I was chased and killed, and I was slapping with a beautiful woman, who knew that a killer would be killed halfway, and I was so scared that I didn't even wear my pants, so I ran away." β
When I think about it now, I can't wait to give myself these mouths, paralyzed, and I regret it, if I had to wear them at that time, I wouldn't have been so famous at all.
"Okay, let's talk about the beating you were given?" said, "It's a karate, this can't be, are you drinking?"
I hurried to tell the truth.
When the three of them heard this, they all said that I deserved it.
I said, "I regret it, I regret it, you can't comfort me." β
My phone rang.
I took it out and saw that it was Tang Yun who called me, and I took it and said that she already knew about our running, and now it is in the news headlines, and it is difficult to think of it now.
I said, "I don't want to be famous like this, and it's not the way to be famous, so how can I block all these news, pictures, and everything?"
"Yes. Tang Yun said with a smile, "Just ask the relevant departments to take action." β
I immediately remembered a person, and I said, "Okay, I see, I'll call someone first, I'm going crazy." β
"What are you crazy, you should be happy. Tang Yun said with a smile, "I guess a lot of prodigal girls must like to try your stuff." β
I blushed and said, "I won't tell you, you bad guy. β
Tang Yun laughed.
After I hung up the phone, I immediately called Nan Zheng, this thing can only be done by Nan Zheng, Nan Zheng quickly answered, after hearing my words, he laughed over there, and then began to squeeze me, saying that I was indeed very hanging. I want to cry without tears, Nan Zheng said that this matter is indeed difficult to do, but it is not impossible, just talk to the major media, and then let some departments in the capital coordinate.
I said, "Brother Nan Zheng, this matter depends on you, the happiness of my life is on your shoulders." β
I can't imagine that the family of the Southern Expedition can meddle in the affairs of the capital.
"Chongyang, actually, I can do this thing, but it will take some time, I recommend someone. Nan Zheng smiled, "He will definitely help you do it." β
"Who?" I asked immediately.
"Jiang Weijia, your bedroom buddy. Nan Zheng smiled and said, "He's faster than me." β
"Okay, Brother Nan Zheng, I'll invite you to drink another day. "I hung up.
I immediately looked at Jiang Wei's house.
Jiang Weijia saw me staring at him. "What are you doing? I can't stand such a look, I can tell you, I'm not the kind of person you think, I'm a normal man. Jiang Weijia said anxiously.
"Brother Weijia. I cried out intimately.
Jiang Wei's family got goosebumps for a while, "Don't, don't be like this, Brother Chongyang, if you do this, I can't afford it." β
"I called Brother Nan Zheng, and he said you can handle these things. I said, "You have such great ability, let me shield my brother." β
"Brother Nan Zheng said this to youγ"
"yes, that's what he said. β
"I've been cheated. β
"Brother Wei Jia, it's time for you to show your awesome strength. I immediately smiled and said, "Brother, my happiness depends on you." β
But I'm just a student. β
I immediately turned my head and said, "Kong Wen, Zheng Jun, help me hold this guy." β
Jiang Wei's family was about to escape, but then they were pressed on the bed by the two.
I directly ripped off Jiang Weijia's pants.
All that's left is a pair of panties.
"What are you doing, what are you doing. Jiang Weijia shouted, "Help, someone is going to explode chrysanthemums." β
I took out my phone, "Tell you, if you don't do me this favor, I'm going to make you famous." β
Kong Wen said: "Yes, Chongyang, I support you in doing this. β
Zheng Jun said: "This is a good brother." β