Chapter 1291 - Bullying the Old Ancestor for Not Knowing the Numbers?

The squirrel was stunned, flicked his big tail, pointed at himself, and said, "I answer the question?"

Boss Qian nodded and said, "Yes, you answer!"

It was the first time for the squirrel to be the spokesperson of the One Finger Temple, and he was suddenly a little excited, pointed at himself excitedly, and asked, "Then what should I answer?"

Many people were spoiled by this little guy and took pictures with a click.

There are also people who are worried that the squirrel will be bullied, and they will look at the money boss more and more unpleasantly.

Boss Qian didn't care so much, but repeated the old question: "You deceived us by advertising, but you don't sell tea, what does this mean? So many people have been waiting at the door for so long, and you don't sell anything? You are a fraud, you know?"

Boss Qian's momentum is incomparable, at least for a little squirrel, he is still very confident.

However......

The squirrel's eyes widened and asked, "What advertisement?"

Boss Qian: "......"

Burst!

Quite a few people sprayed on the spot, which was ...... It's too cute!

Boss Qian looked at the squirrel intently, and after making sure that this little thing was not playing with him, he said: "You advertised on the TV station, saying that you have the best Hanzhu tea, don't you know?"

The squirrel was decisive, shook his head cutely and said, "I don't know, what's wrong?"

What's wrong?

What's wrong?!

Boss Qian had an urge to go crazy, and at this time he realized that it was not necessarily a fist-to-fist fight that hit people, the most devastating thing was to punch the air with all his strength, in vain, vomiting blood!

Boss Qian said: "You lied to us, advertised that the tea was good, and we came, but said there was no tea, understand?

The squirrel scratched his head and said, "Liar? Our tea is good, it's really good." But why are you here? Advertise that you are selling tea?"

Boss Qian: "......"

Listening to the squirrel's words, Boss Qian's eyes were about to pop out, this Nima's ...... Is this innocence, or is it a thief? These questions are simply lore!

"Haha......" Song Ming couldn't hold back any longer, clutched his stomach, and laughed.

She took the lead, and the others laughed too......

For a while, Boss Qian only felt that he was a complete fool!

Look at that cute stupid squirrel again, I just feel that this guy is more cunning than a monkey!

Boss Qian waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's go." ”

The squirrel walked away with an inexplicable look.

Seeing that everyone was still laughing, Boss Qian glared at him one by one, and everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Boss Qian's eyes rolled and said: "Okay, the abbot has said it, we are here for nothing, there is no tea, let's disperse! I told you a long time ago, the advertisements are all deceptive and exaggerated." It's the first time I've heard that bamboo leaves can be used as tea, isn't that?"

When everyone heard this, they remembered that their tea leaves seemed to be soaked.

One by one, they are also complaining, but since they don't sell or send tea, it doesn't make sense for them to stay here.

So, one by one, they began to prepare to leave.

At this moment, a faint fragrance wafted over......

Everyone is a good hand at tasting tea, and for the taste, especially the taste of tea, not to mention the origin three miles away, but they can also distinguish the high and low with a smell.

So, everyone subconsciously stopped......

"What does this smell like?" someone exclaimed.

Tang Chen said in surprise: "The curious fragrance is different from ordinary tea, this seems to be the unique fragrance of bamboo!

Song Ming's eyes also lit up obviously, and said: "Incense, it's not the kind of incense with heavy makeup, it's a fresh fragrance from the bottom of the heart...... But where did the smell come from? There's no one drinking tea nearby?"

Tang said confusedly: "The fragrance of this tea is clear but not strong, but the wind does not blow away, which is really unheard of." ”

Song Ming heard Tang Confused say this, and suddenly noticed this key.

In winter, the northeast and northwest winds blow non-stop, and it stands to reason that any fragrance will be blown away by this strong wind.

But this delicate fragrance, as if ignoring the existence of the wind, wafted to everyone's nose, fragrant to the bones.

Boss Najia also exclaimed: "Good tea, good tea......! Suck ......"

Boss Jia was really drooling.

When everyone was amazed, Boss Qian's eyes were cloudy, obviously, he was different from all the people who asked for tea, at least his purpose was not simple.

Just when everyone was admiring, a salted fish was holding a large bowl, and the big bowl was steaming, and there were green leaves like jade. Under the sun's rays, the leaves become more and more crystal clear, which makes people's eyes shine.

Almost subconsciously, everyone gathered around, looked at the tea carefully, and suddenly exclaimed one by one: "The best cold bamboo tea!"

"This is really the best Hanzhu tea!"

"The advertisement didn't lie to us, Hanzhu tea really exists!"

"This smell, it smells good!"

"When I smell it closer, it smells even better!"

"Hey, what kind of tea set is that tea-making thing? Why haven't you seen it?"

"Phew, that's a fart tea set, it's just a big tea bowl, and the water used is just plain water!"

"This ...... That's a bastard, a waste of baby!"

……

When Salted Fish heard this, he gave them a blank look and said, "It's all guys who drink water, what's the trouble? ”

"That's because you don't understand the tea ceremony!"

"That is, this tea should be brewed in the best purple clay pot!"

"Hanzhu belongs to yin, it should be soaked in the water of yang fire!

"Don't say it, it makes my mouth water just thinking about it. ”

"If you take a sip of this tea, you will ...... it."

Gollum ......

Just when everyone was talking about how to take a sip, the salted fish raised their heads and took a big sip, and the sound of the cow drinking half of the sound made everyone's hearts drip blood.

An old man beat his chest and pointed at the salted fish and shouted, "What a tyrannical thing!"

Song Ming also said: "That's not how tea is drunk. ”

Tang Chen followed: "You all said that the yield of this tea is not high, and you still drink it like this, it's really ...... It really hurts me!"

Boss Jia followed: "This salted fish mage, don't spoil good things, look at it, how much is your bowl of tea?"

As soon as Boss Jia spoke, someone immediately shouted: "I'll give a thousand!"

When Boss Jia heard this, he was anxious, and immediately said, "I'll give two thousand!"

"Ten thousand!"

"Fifteen thousand!"

"This is a tea that is more precious than the big red robe, there is no price, you just shout such a price? I don't know how to count the bullying ancestors?"