Thirty-five, the happy holiday life of the water source of the excellent Shengjiang River
is also approaching the New Year, Wu Zichen's life is extremely hard, but the water source of the river is leisurely.
Father Jiang Youzhi, as the head teacher of the graduating class, is busy making up classes every day, and has to fight wits and courage with the group of children in the late stage of middle and second disease, and he can't spare his hands to take care of his son. Mother Chen Fangyi is busy taking care of the business in the store, the period before and after the Spring Festival is the peak consumption season, and the turnover in two or three days can be worth the past month, "whether to eat meat and drink soup in the coming year, or eat vegetables and swallow bran, it depends on these few days" (Chen Fangyi's original words), she is reluctant to get the white flowers and silver that is about to arrive, and after weighing it, she can only temporarily grieve her son.
In fact, Jiang Shuiyuan also wanted to go to his mother's store to help, but her store sells women's clothing and supplies, and customers will inevitably have to try them on when they choose the goods. So her mother Chen Fangyi can only appreciate her son's kindness.
The water source of the river is just idle. In the morning, I get up early to run and box, then eat, read, read, and eat, and go to bed on time at ten o'clock in the evening, and my life is like an atomic clock that only has an error of one second for hundreds of thousands of years. Although the days are a little dull, Jiang Shuiyuan is happy.
It wasn't until the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month that the big guy's New Year's goods had been purchased almost completely, and the pedestrians on the street were gradually decreasing, and Chen Fangyi, who was finally relieved, turned around and began to care about her son's life. Jiang Shuiyuan came back from exercise in the morning and just entered the door, her mother Chen Fangyi looked up and down a few times, frowned and asked, "Son, you usually dress like this?"
Jiang Shuiyuan thought that he was wearing the wrong clothes, and after a careful inspection, he replied: "Yes, I usually wear them like this." What, what's wrong?"
Chen Fangyi shook her head and sighed: "Look at your pants, your calves are about to leak out!"
"Easy to move!"
"There is also a down jacket, which was just right last year, why is it tightly stretched on the body like a vest this year?"
"Tight and warm!"
"Look at your unkempt hair, it's covering your eyebrows!"
"Wear hats without a hat!"
"New Year's Eve cut my hair and killed my uncle. If you don't cut it these days, when are you going to cut it? You have two uncles, both of whom are jumping around!" Jiang You, who had finished the make-up class, walked out of the kitchen slowly and methodically with millet porridge, and said with a smile: "Fangyi, if you want to say that our son has changed a lot this year, just saying this son is like mushrooms after a rain. I estimate that our son has grown at least 123 centimeters taller this year, can the clothes he wore last year not look small?"
I don't know if he wore the bracelet given by Shuibei Niangniang, or when he reached the age of growing taller, Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly grew 13 centimeters taller this year, and he was originally counted down in the class, but quickly jumped to the middle and upper reaches of his peers, and made a beautiful turnaround.
"Yes! When I was born, I was like a cat, thin and small, and in a blink of an eye, I grew so big and started high school!" Chen Fangyi was full of generosity, and then blamed herself a little: "Look at me, I am a mother, I am dizzy to make money, and I didn't even notice that my son's clothes were tattered and lost like this." If I dress like this for the New Year, others will not know how to poke my backbone and scold me for slamming the door! It just so happens that there is no business today, son, I will go to the street with my mother later, and my mother will buy you some new clothes!"
"That's as it should be! Look at how competitive our son is this year, he has won the fourth place in the whole province in the high school entrance examination, and he can easily enter Huai'an Mansion Middle School without spending a penny; he has won the first place in the school in the final examination, and now who in the entire family home mentioned that we must not give a thumb to the water source? Shouldn't we buy a few new clothes to reward us?" Jiang Youzhi immediately voted in favor, and then his voice changed: " Of course, as the head of the family, Mr. Jiang has also been remarkable in the past year, not only tutoring his son to achieve high grades, but also being promoted to the head teacher of the graduating class, making outstanding contributions to the economic development and growth of the family, I think I should also buy a few new clothes to reward it!"
"I'm going to buy clothes with my son, what are you doing to make a fuss?"
"Then you give the money, and I'll buy it myself. ”
"What about the pocket money I give you every month? If you don't eat cigarettes or drink alcohol, that money won't be enough for you to buy a dozen sets of clothes?"
Mother Chen Fangyi is a typical knife mouth and tofu heart. Don't look at her righteously refusing Mr. Jiang's non-standard request at this time, but after breakfast, she began to busily urge Jiang You to go out quickly, and criticized it: "Look at you dressed like this, it's a shame for us to walk with you." Why don't you go and buy some clothes and pick them up?"
In this way, the family of three began a pleasant shopping trip.
Chen Fangyi, who made a lot of money a few days ago, seemed to have a lot of money and a lot of money, while her father, who had pocket money and a clean goose, seemed to be poor and short-sighted, so he had to lower his posture and unconditionally agree with his mother's views in various choices. As for Jiang Shuisumi, who is already approaching 170 meters tall and still growing rapidly, there is no need to worry about the waiter at the PAPINO store saying "I'm sorry sir, the minimum size of this T-shirt is 170, I'm afraid it doesn't fit your figure."
In fact, the waitress at the PAPINO store praised Jiang Shuiyuan sincerely after seeing Jiang Shuiyuan trying on new clothes: "Mr. is very handsome and handsome, and his figure is good, he is simply a clothes rack, and he looks good in everything!"
Chen Fangyi was also proud: "That's it, you don't see whose son he is?"
The waiter looked Chen Fangyi and Jiang Youzhi up and down a few times, and then looked at Jiang Shuiyuan, looking like he wanted to speak and stopped.
"Look at it, it's definitely biological!" The waiter's puzzled look almost made Chen Fangyi go away on the spot.
After visiting a few more stores, Chen Fangyi gradually became numb, and defended weakly: "Don't look at me with strange eyes, he is indeed my own child." Do you want to prove it? Not to mention the blood to recognize relatives, even if you take a genetic test, there is no problem!" -- In fact, although Jiang Shuiyuan is her own child, after the genetic adjustment of Shuibei Niangniang, the genes of the two are already very different, and if you really want to take genetic tests, there will be a big problem. Fortunately, Chen Fangyi didn't know this, and she wouldn't really take a genetic comparison test.
It is said that "people rely on clothes, and Buddha depends on gold", Jiang Shuiyuan, who has cut his hair and put on new clothes, is certainly invincible, and even Jiang Youzhi, who calls himself a bad old man, feels a lot of energy. At this time, Jiang Shuiyuan's grandmother called to see her grandson, and by the way, the whole family wanted to get together before the year, and Chen Fangyi, who was full of a sense of achievement, immediately dragged the new couple to her parents' house.
When the three members of the Jiang family arrived, they found that the eldest uncle and the younger uncle had already arrived, and they didn't mention it when they met. Jiang Shuiyuan, his cousin Chen Ruhai, his cousin Chen Ruhui, Chen Rumin, and his cousin Chen Rumei didn't see each other for a while, and they soon made a mess inside and outside the house. When the old couple saw that their children and grandchildren were full of children, they were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths, and watched them play with a smile.
The old man Li Wenyou was a gentry landlord, and he only joined industry and commerce after the state recovered the land in the early years of the Republic of China, and he was very concerned about the studies of the younger generation. When Jiang Shuiyuan came over, he grabbed him and asked, "Shuiyuan, I heard that you have been studying hard recently, how did you do in the final exam?"
"How is your academic performance" and "How much is your salary?", "Do you have any female (boyfriend) friends?", "When will you get married?", "When do you plan to have children?", known as the five ultimate tortures of relatives visiting the door during the Spring Festival, among which the question of "academic performance" is particularly lethal to students in school, and it is simply nirvana. As soon as the old man sacrificed this big killing weapon, Chen Ruhai, Chen Ruhui and a few others began to hide in the room, for fear of harming the innocent.
Jiang Shuiyuan replied with a smile and casually: "I did average in the exam, so I can barely make do with the New Year." ”
The old man's question just scratched Chen Fangyi's itch, and he added with a smile on the side: "The exam is very average, and I only maintained the first place in the grade, but the science subjects of mathematics, chemistry, physics, and biology are okay, and they are all full marks." Liberal arts subjects such as Chinese and national history are almost there, and they are still a little far from the full score, and there should be room for improvement. By the way, I don't know how many of them did in the exams?"
The faces of the uncle and uncle, who were originally sitting on the side, turned cloudy in an instant.
The old man Li Wenyou snorted twice: "A few of them are just like Mei who are more concerned about studying, and the others who fall in love fall in love, play games on the Internet, and their parents don't care too much, how good can their grades be?" Like Rumin, who only scored 60 points in mathematics in this final exam, which is just half of the full score, and he still fails, and I don't know how to learn!"
Seeing that the atmosphere in the living room was not right, Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly hid in the room. It is estimated that Chen Ruhai and several of them heard the old man's words, and they all sat on the bed weakly and refused to speak. Chen Rumin, who was in the second year of junior high school for half a day, asked dejectedly: "Brother Shuiyuan, why is it the same mathematics, you can score 120 points, but I can only score 60 points?"
Jiang Shuiyuan said with a smile: "It's very simple, you take the test with 60 points because you can only score 60 points, and I take the test with 120 points because there are only 120 points on the test paper!"
Chen Rumin burst into tears.
Cousin Chen Rumei asked for her brother, "Then how can I learn mathematics well?"
"It's simpler, and you can easily get a high score in just three steps. Jiang Shuiyuan replied with a grin.
"Say it quickly, say it quickly, what is the secret?" several people urged in unison.
"The first step is to master all the knowledge points in the book. The second step is to prepare the pen and paper and walk into the exam room full of energy. The third step is to meet a grading teacher who is mentally normal, has a normal IQ, and is in a normal state. Then you can easily achieve a high score. ”
“……”
Chen Ruhai and the others couldn't help but be speechless, and said angrily for a long time: "Deceive people too much, beat him!"
The brothers immediately swarmed up.