(Cat flutter Chinese) My reaction was relatively fast, I just wanted to run with one foot outstretched, and I received a shoehorn in the face.

Then I was surrounded by the crowd of women, and I felt my face withstand the wrath of the shoehorns all over the world.

And He Tiantian passed the clothes back on the side, smiling uncontrollably.

"Where did you come from, kid, so nasty at such a young age!"

"Kill him, so that he will dare to peek in the future!"

"The old lady sits on you to death!"

In the end, the woman who shouted that she was going to sit on my ass and sit to death still didn't sit up, maybe she didn't have clothes on, and it was easy to get pregnant when she sat up.

"Sister Tian Tian, help. I helplessly begged He Tiantian on the side for help, but she ignored me at all, just laughing wildly on the side.

And I didn't dare to stretch out my hand casually, as soon as I touched it, it was touching the flesh raw.

I don't know any of these women, and if I know one, they will think I'm an honest and reliable gentleman.

"He Tiantian, your sister. I looked at He Tiantian's appearance, I was angry, and finally my face couldn't bear the crazy shoehorn, I yelled, closed my eyes directly, and grabbed my two hands around me, and whoever I caught was counted.

"Ahh

"Yikes!"

"Dare to play hooligan and beat him. ”

The women were crimson by me, but they were even harder.

I took advantage of a gap to stand up, thinking that it was all broken and broken anyway, and it didn't matter who it was, and who was caught, I grabbed one and threw it directly in the direction of the lake.

The edge of the lake was covered with green grass, and the woman was thrown down by me, rolling in waves and passion.

When the women saw that I was angry, they went even more frantically around me.

So I grabbed one in my left hand and threw it down with my right hand, and in the blink of an eye, the women rolled down like crazy stones, and the scene was spectacular.

I caught who threw whom, and after throwing the last one, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, just now everyone felt slippery, why did the last one have clothes!

When I thought of wearing clothes, my eyes suddenly looked down, and my hairs stood on end!

Rub, Lao Tzu threw it happily, and he didn't even look at it and threw He Tiantian on the side.

And He Tiantian estimated that he was busy laughing just now, but he didn't expect me to attack my own people, and shouted while rolling: "Liu Lang, your uncle!"

Those women fell into the water one after another, and He Tiantian stretched out his hand, kicked on one leg, stopped, and then rushed towards me, and came to my side in the blink of an eye, I just wanted to explain and apologize, He Tiantian kicked my ass without saying a word, so I also became a crazy stone.

Fortunately, the skin of my butt is thicker, and when I rolled down, I rubbed against the grass a lot, so I stopped.

I saw that the women were still trying to chase me, so I quickly ran away.

He Tiantian followed me closely, and I was afraid to kick my ass again.

When the two of us went down the mountain out of breath, He Tiantian's eyes became extremely angry when he looked at me, "Liu Lang, you belong to a dog, you can eat wherever you go, you can do things on the mountain!"

I said embarrassedly: "What, this is pure accident, let's go, let's get revenge!"

"What revenge?" He Tiantian was stunned for a moment.

"Find that old man is not ashamed to take revenge. I said angrily, I have never seen such an old and disrespectful master.

"Do you know that old man?" asked He Tiantian in surprise.

I nodded, "Remember I told you that I had an old military physician father, and he taught me the massage technique before." ”

He Tiantian patted his head, "That old man just now was your master?"

I nodded and said depressedly: "I know he is shameless, I don't know that he is shameless to this realm, and he has a fight with you." ”

He Tiantian pinched my ear, "You tell me honestly, your master will teach you massage?"

"Nonsense, he's just a piece of waste, what else can he teach me?" I said with grinning teeth.

"I thought that this obscene and obscene temperament in you was also learned from him, exactly the same. He Tiantian said to me, and then let go of my hand.

I ignored her, turned around and led the way in front, I just want to kill my master now.

"What is your name, Master?" He Tiantian suddenly said to me inexplicably.

"I don't know, anyway, my dad calls him the old man. I replied casually.

"Mu chirp...... He Tiantian heard such an obscene name, he just frowned and groaned, not wanting to say whether I was teasing her or not.

I led He Tiantian, who was frowning all the way, to the front of a dilapidated small house, the door was closed.

I don't know if he's at home or not, anyway, it's just a kick in the past, and he kicked the door open directly, "Old man, let's die!"

Then He Tiantian and I saw the scene inside and were dumbfounded!

A lewd little old man was sitting in a chair with his back to us, holding a book of an unclothed woman in one hand, and a paper towel dragon gate array was placed on the table, and there was an old computer on the table, and the screen was still flashing......

He Tiantian's face flushed and turned away.

I saw that the old man was so obscene, and he actually fought left and right at home in broad daylight, and immediately rushed over, "What book are you reading, haven't I read it, I'll take a look!"

As soon as the old man saw that it was us, he threw the book on the bed, and then pretended to be calm, touched his whitish goatee and asked, "It's Lang'er, you are in such a mood to come to see the old man." ”

Looking at this posture, I am preparing to treat what I just happened as a floating cloud.

I rushed to him and shouted, "Master Mu Chiao, is it appropriate for you to treat me like that just now?"

"What's wrong with you, old man?" said Mu Chiao, looking at me in surprise.

This acting is amazing.

"What did you do just now, and then push me out to carry your bag, you tell me!" I said as I tried to pull his beard.

But Mu Chirp dodged slightly, dodged me, and then closed his eyes and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? The old man has been meditating at home and cultivating immortals. ”

I was furious all of a sudden, and the older I got, the more shameless I became.

While he wasn't looking, I put a hand on his head and wiped out a few grass clippings, "You dare to quibble!

The old man was exposed by me as a lie, and said without changing his face: "Oh, the old man remembered, you were talking about the unpleasant thing just now when you went up the mountain." ”

"Yes! Apologies!" I said in a puff.

"Yes, I must apologize!" I didn't expect the old man to be more excited than me, and stood up suddenly.

When I wondered if he was going to kneel down for me, he suddenly swept over, and I slammed my legs and knelt straight in front of him.

I was about to get up, but he held me down, "Presumptuous!

I was so angry that my face turned red, "Didn't you apologize!"

"What are you talking about? You actually want the old man to apologize to you? The old man asks you, who kicked the old man's ass on the mountain?"

I was stunned all of a sudden, I forgot that there was such a stubble, I forgot that I personally kicked my master down.

"Have you ever seen an apprentice who kicked his master? It's a great rebellion! If it weren't for the old man and prime minister who could hold the boat in his belly, he would have to peel off a layer of your skin today!"

I continue to be blindfolded, I am here to ask for sin, why is it now that I am kneeling and confessing my sin.

"I think you have been filial to the old man for many years, and I won't pursue you this time, get up. Mu Chirp said to me.

I quickly got up and couldn't hold back a word.

"Didn't you go to school in the city, why do you have time to visit the old man today?" said to me.

I'm here to visit, I'm here to do something.

"Well, something happened recently, so I came back on leave. So I told Mu Chirp everything about my dad.

Unexpectedly, Mu Chirp had no sympathy at all, and after listening to it, he just said "oh", and there was no follow-up.

I was about to scold him, when I heard him smile at me very obscenely.

"You offended the old man just now, and now the old man has an urgent and important task to be handed over to you!" Mu Chirp sneered at me.

"What's the mission?" I thought at once.

Mu Chirp pulled me to the dilapidated computer, "Come on, come on, help the old man find a few bad websites that can be watched online, the old man can't find it after looking for a long time." "Cat flutter Chinese