Chapter 573: What Is This? (3rd Update)

In the original version, Miao Fu's lines are to combine Jingwei reclamation with Wang someone, saying that because Wang defected to the Japanese, he was caught and pressed directly into the sea, which is called Jingwei reclamation. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, there is no such character in Zhou Xing's current world.

Although there is Chaplin of the same era in this world, it is because Master Zhuo belongs to the literary circle and does not matter, and Wang is an indescribable historical and political figure.

In this way, this burden naturally can't be used, but Zhou Xing likes this paragraph very much, and there is also Jingwei in the later Nezha troubled sea plot, which belongs to the front and back, if it is all reduced, the loss will be great, and it will also make the later plot lose a lot of color.

Zhou Xing didn't want to do this, so he could only change.

So, the previous scene appeared.

And Guo Chao heard that Zhou Xing's more and more outrageous it became, even beyond his imagination, and he couldn't help covering his face, looking like he didn't want to say more to Zhou Xing.

Zhou Xing was still struggling at this time, and looked at Guo Chao proudly: "You still despise me just now, what's going on, are you dumbfounded?

While speaking, Zhou Xing still had the villain's triumphant appearance on his face, which made the audience laugh even more.

Guo Chao really couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Zhou Xing and said: "Come on, come on, tell me first, what's going on with this mountain moving, who told you that Jingwei and his father moved the mountain?"

Zhou Xing exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Yugong moves mountains, you don't even know this?"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing still covered his mouth, looking surprised.

In an instant, all the audience at the scene burst into laughter, leaning forward and closing back one by one, and then looking at Guo Chao's round eyes, they laughed even harder!

After being stunned for a moment, Guo Chao's throat rolled and said with difficulty: "You say...... Jingwei's father is a fool?"

Zhou Xing said as a matter of course: "That's right!"

Guo Chao was choked for a moment, and then asked, "That Lao Tzu is a hero?"

Zhou Xing turned his head and looked at Guo Chao like a fool: "Yugong is Jingwei's father, isn't Jingwei the son of Yugong, you don't understand this." ”

Saying that, Zhou Xing shook his head and sighed: "It's really hard to communicate with someone with an IQ like you." ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Alas, I can't do it, Yugong is Jingwei's father hahaha......"

"It's also a shame that Zhou Xing can figure it out, what is this, Jingwei is a son, I'll ...... it."

The audience burst into laughter, and the audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.

Guo Chao seemed to be in a relationship with Zhou Xing: "No, you said that Yugong is Jingwei's father, this is ...... Where did this come from?"

Zhou Xing glanced at Guo Chao and sighed: "Say you're stupid, you're so stupid, the Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Classic of Mountains and Seas, isn't it just that Yugong moved mountains and Jingwei reclaimed the sea, and in the end they all experienced ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, so it's called the Classic of Mountains and Seas, I don't understand this! Alas...... Why is there such a big gap between this person and people?"

The last look in his eyes, a look of disdain, made the audience's laughter that had not faded surged up again, and they laughed even louder.

"Hahaha, I've opened my eyes, it turns out that the Classic of Mountains and Seas is like this......"

"Really...... This explanation is absolutely unacceptable, and it is not possible to accept it!"

"Alas, I'll go, I can explain it like this, Zhou Xingzhen ...... I admire the rolling thunder in the sky......"

"Laughing makes my stomach hurt, but this explanation, nothing is wrong, it is so good...... It's a classic!"

Guo Chao's face stiffened at this time: "It turns out that this is how the Book of Mountains and Seas came, and it really opened my eyes......"

Zhou Xing waved his hand, looking indifferent: "You don't understand, it's useless to explain to you, you just need to know that there is such a thing." ”

The audience laughed again, but suddenly, Guo Chao pushed Zhou Xing violently:

"What do I know, I know, if we are all distorted like you, then our 5,000-year-old civilization will be ruined by you!"

Zhou Xing stood firmly, as if he had been pushed by Guo Chao, and said in a daze: "Isn't that the case?"

Guo Chao said angrily: "What are you doing here, the donkey's head is not matched with the horse's mouth!"

Zhou Xing touched his nose: "But...... There are no mountains, no seas, no ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, where do you come from?"

Guo Chao stretched out his finger and said: "Yugong Yishan is the story in "Liezi Tang Wen", and the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulty is in "Journey to the West", as for Jingwei, you are even more ridiculous, people are women!"

Zhou Xing was stunned: "Ah?

Guo Chao glared and said: "Nonsense, she is the daughter of the Sun God Emperor Yan, can she be a woman?

Before Guo Chao finished speaking, Zhou Xing casually continued: "Mend the sky, I know!"

"Poofha!"

"Again!"

"I'm just about to be laughed silly, how long has it been a while, alas, my stomach hahaha......"

Guo Chao rolled his eyes directly in choking, and then said stupidly: "Ah...... That may be when I grow up. ”

The audience laughed louder than ever.

After Guo Chao took a breath, he continued: "This, when I was a child, my nickname was Nuwa, on this day - I drove a small boat across the sea, overturned in the waves, my soul was immortal, and I turned into a water bird named Jingwei, and I wanted to avenge this by filling the sea with stones, this is called "Jingwei Reclamation"!"

Zhou Xing was taken aback: "Oops!"

After the audience's reaction, they all responded with warm applause, after all, the paragraph just now was frustrated by Guo Chao's subdued tone, and there was a feeling of cross talk, which sounded very flavorful.

Guo Chao asked, "Do you understand?"

Zhou Xing smiled and reached out to touch Guo Chao's stomach: "In the end, you are full of knowledge." ”

Although he was questioned by Zhou Xing again, his action, and when Guo Chao slapped Zhou Xing's 'claws' and said "don't dare, don't dare", the audience was amused again.

Zhou Xing said at this time: "I understand, Emperor Yan's daughter is called Jingwei!"

Guo Chao nodded: "That's right." ”

Zhou Xing continued: "One day there was nothing to do, rowing on the sea, rowing a wave, Jingwei looked at it - oops, the wind is too strong......"

Guo Chao hurriedly reached out and grabbed Zhou Xing.

Zhou Xing hadn't reacted yet: "What's wrong?"

Guo Chao glared at Zhou Xing: "Where is there a Baoji person here?"

It turned out that the last "Oops, it's too windy" was said by Zhou Xingxue Baoji, and the same was true of the original version, which made the audience start to flip, but then they couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Xing was surprised: "Isn't Emperor Yan from Baoji, Emperor Yan's Mausoleum is still in Baoji." ”

Only then did the audience know that this was the case, and they were happy again.

Guo Chao frowned and said, "You say that destroys the beauty of myths!"

Zhou Xing disagreed: "Let's respect historical facts!"

Guo Chao looked too lazy to say more to him, waved his hand and said, "You don't remember this clearly!"

Zhou Xing pouted and said, "Anyway, that's it!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing said: "I remember the others clearly!"

Guo Chao was stunned: "What else?"

Zhou Xing snapped his fingers and said, "There are always widows chasing the sun, right?"

Guo Chao was stunned again!

And the audience was stunned, and they were all stunned, looking at each other. Widow chases the sun...... What is this?

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