When my mother saw that I agreed to go on a blind date, joy instantly welled up on her face. After a long time, my mother finally remembered the fact that I hadn't eaten yet, and asked, "What do you want to eat?" ”

When I heard about the blind date, I still wanted to eat, and replied, "Don't eat, I'm too tired, I want to rest." ”

With that, I went to my room.

I entered the room, closed the door, lay on the bed, and said to myself, "My life has been arranged like this?"

I promised the second elder to go on a blind date, but there were a hundred reluctances in my heart. Except, I think it's a shame to go on a blind date. There is a more important reason, that is, I don't want to go through the rest of my life step by step, and I don't want my life to be planned too early.

Graduate... Job... Blind date... Tie the knot... Buying a house... Having a child... Repay the loan and many other things. Just thinking about it, I have endless troubles. Before I could enjoy the pleasures of life, I came to the end of my bleak life. I don't want to, I feel scared when I think about it.

I also know that if you go early and go late, this road will have to be taken sooner or later. However, I was able to choose to leave later. After all, I am still young, how can I embark on this bright road so quickly.

I'm not sure what will happen in the future. However, what I can do is to make myself chic for a few years. At least, this moment of youth belongs to me. The road I am on now is what I want to take. However, I dare not disobey the opinions of the second elder. Besides, I also responded positively, so I can't be untrustworthy!

I looked at the ceiling above me and asked, "What can I do to turn defeat into victory and save my life?"

"Who told you that the kid is willing to be a dick. It's good now, I don't solve my personal problems by myself. The second elder is interested in you. I scolded again: "You said you! It's just a blind date, what's there to be afraid of." It's not that you walk into the gloomy cemetery alone in the dark night, and it doesn't mean that you step into the boundless abyss. It's just a blind date, are you so scared? You! ”

In an instant, I said without confidence: "I'm just a guy who has no future." ”

My voice alone echoed through the room. There was no sound other than the nasty buzzing sound of mosquitoes. This dark night is destined to make me lose sleep!

Although I can't figure out the details of the second elder, I rely on the relationship between the second elder and Aunt Zou. If I choose to stand on my feet, I will definitely lose. If you want to win, you can only start with Aunt Zou's daughter. The best thing is that Aunt Zou's daughter rejects me so that I can get a new life.

How can I get Aunt Zou's daughter to reject me?

I closed my eyes and thought about it for a while, but I still couldn't think of a satisfactory answer. Just when I was disheartened, my mind was circling the scene of Zhuge Liang burning Sima Yi. Seeing Sima Yi's feet, he stepped into the ghost gate carefully buried for him by Zhuge Liang, but it rained heavily in the sky.

If Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition wants to succeed, Sima Yi must be removed. Seeing that success is coming, but failure is achieved. Zhuge Liang looked at the heavens and shouted angrily: "It is up to people to plan things, and it is up to heaven to make things happen." ”

I can't understand what Zhuge Liang's mood was when he said these eight words. But these eight words reminded me of Sun Tzu's Art of War, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, and winning all battles.

I have no impression of Aunt Zou, let alone Aunt Zou's daughter. If I want to know myself and the other, I must first study the law of blind date.

When I opened my eyes, I was full of energy. I turned on the computer and searched for blind date tips, blind date strategies, blind date skills, and blind date precautions on Baidu.

After studying these books overnight, I finally have a better understanding of the word blind date. These treasures are the cornerstone of blind date and success. If I do the opposite, I will go to the abyss of failure.

At this moment, I was deeply proud of my wisdom in touching on the analogy, and I thought to myself, "Reading more books is still beneficial." ”

With a plan to deal with the inevitable defeat, I closed the computer and thought to myself, "I can finally sleep peacefully tonight." ”

However, this night, I still had insomnia.

I don't know when I'm going to fall asleep. As I was in the middle of my sleep, a knock at the door pulled me out of my sleep. I grabbed my phone and looked at it, it was not even seven o'clock. I shouted weakly outside the door: "Blind date, more tiring than the college entrance examination." ”

My mother heard my dissatisfaction, and in order to take care of my emotions, she shouted, "You can sleep again." ”

When I heard this, I fell asleep with my head covered.

Seeing his mother's expression, Dad smiled and said, "Okay, you can have a snack! It's still early, let him sleep more." If you toss like this, he will be resistant. ”

"It's seven o'clock, it's still early. My mother asked, "We're so used to him." Let him get up early, he still dares to be emotional?"

Dad said, "Didn't you hear what he said? Blind dates are more tiring than the college entrance examination." It's the weekend, and you let him sleep more. ”

Mom also felt that Dad was reasonable, but after thinking about it, she asked uneasily, "What should I do if I oversleep." ”

"You just let him sleep for another two hours, at nine o'clock, and he won't wake up, and I'll take care of it. Seeing that my mother didn't speak, my father acquiesced, and said, "Don't rush too hard for this kind of thing." ”

I fell asleep again and had a dream.

I dreamed that Director Li was on me, adding a few patients. When I heard this, I was instantly awakened. I opened my eyes and saw myself sitting on the bed, and I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's a dream." ”

For radiology, the most feared thing is to add patients.

We are the staff at the bottom, and the leaders add people, and we dare not refuse. However, those who are in the name of the director have no fear and completely ignore our work. Not only do they not realize that it is shameful for them to cut in line. Instead, he had to make a move, to let everyone know that he was here to cut in line.

In their words, cutting in line is glorious.

When other patients saw someone cutting in line, a quarrel was inevitable. For us, this is the greatest pain.

For this phenomenon, I just want to say four words in my heart, "It's so shameless." ”

Because of this dream, I didn't feel sleepy. Ten minutes later, I got up and walked out of the room. When my mother saw me coming out, she hurriedly said, "Wake up, go wash up and eat something." ”

I was stunned for a moment, didn't come back to my senses, and said in my heart: "The person in front of me is Teacher Jiang I am familiar with?"

Seeing that I was motionless, my father shouted, "What are you doing standing?" ”

"Oh. I turned and went into the bathroom. I looked at myself with dark circles under my eyes in the mirror, patted my forehead and said, "How did I forget, I still have to go on a blind date." ”

When I came out of the bathroom, I saw that my mother had chosen clothes for me. The mother is so enthusiastic, and it is not easy for her son to refuse. Ten minutes later, I walked out wearing blind date clothes.

My mother looked at me and said, "My son, how do you look at it, how handsome." ”

My dad handed me a note, "Get to this address, call the number from yesterday." ”

I said weakly, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Hu, let's go!"

Dad said, "We won't be involved in the affairs of your young people." ”

When I saw that the second elder was not going, I didn't mention how happy I was. But he still said calmly on his face, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Hu, I'm going out." ”

"Wait. Dad shouted.

I chuckled in my heart and said, "I don't think it's that simple." ”

Dad stretched out his hand and said, "Leave your phone and take mine." ”

I could hear my dad's voice that he was worried that I wouldn't go on a blind date honestly. He used it this way to monitor my every move. They look at the call records to know if I went on a blind date honestly. I didn't expect Mr. Hu to even think of this relationship, worthy of my father.

Of course, I won't sit back and let him slaughter, complaining: "Mr. Hu, can you trust people more?" ”

"Who called you my son. My father stimulated me and said, "I knew you didn't dare to go on a blind date." ”

My boy's blood poured up. In order to prove myself, I put down my mobile phone, took his mobile phone, and accepted the challenge: "Teacher Hu, your son is not so cowardly. ”

Mom asked, "Eat some?"

"Nope. I looked at my mother's eyes because I wanted to sweep me out of the house for a long time, "I'll go out for a haircut first, so as not to lose the face of the second elder." ”

Seeing that I was so sensible, my mother handed me a few hundred yuan, "This is pocket money, you take it and spend it as you like." ”

I have never seen my mother so generous, and I said, "Teacher Jiang, it's really hard to understand!"

Seeing that I didn't reach out to take the money, my mother stuffed it directly to me, and said, "When you see Aunt Zou's daughter, be polite." Eat what you need to eat, play what you need to play. ”

Dad also said: "Meet, eat, and watch a movie." You young people can talk about life and about the future. You're both doctors and recent graduates, so you should have a lot in common. You young people, if you want to play, you can play more, and you can't come back too early today. ”

"Teacher Jiang, Teacher Hu, you are waiting for the news of my triumph. I opened the door and walked out. I walked into the elevator and said in my heart: "Second elder, I'm sorry." Your son doesn't want to start a family too soon. ”

I reached out and hailed a taxi.

The driver asked, "Where to go." ”

I handed over the address on the note.

While driving, the driver asked, "Young man, dress so handsome, go on a blind date!"

I gave a thumbs up and complimented, "Good eyesight." ”

It didn't take long for me to arrive at the blind date. I saw that it was still early and found a barbershop.

The barber asked, "What service do you need?" ”

I said, "Get a haircut." ”

The barber asked, "Excuse me, what are the requirements?" ”

I looked at myself in the mirror and smiled, "Help me get the ugliest haircut." ”

The barber suspected that he had misheard and asked, "I'll make you the ugliest haircut, which doesn't match your clothes." ”

I said, "That's what I want." ”

The barber asked with certainty, "Are you sure?" ”

I looked at myself in the mirror and shouted, "Come on!"

After more than twenty minutes, the barber asked, "Are you satisfied with this hairstyle?"

I looked at myself in the mirror, this hairstyle was simply ruinous, and praised: "Very good." ”

I paid and left the barbershop. I vaguely heard the barber sigh, "The ugliest hairstyle I've ever heard of." I don't understand these young people. ”

I saw that I had a hairstyle that ruined the three views, and I said in my heart: "The first item of blind date, pay attention to the image." Hehe, my hairstyle is ruined! I'm one step closer to failure. ”

I walked into the café and saw a lot of people looking at me with strange eyes. When I saw their expressions, I already knew that I was one step closer to the blind date failure. I leaned against the window and dialed the number on the note.

I said in a very ruffian tone, "I've arrived." ”

The person on the other end of the phone was frightened by my rudeness. After a few seconds, a voice came from the other end of the phone, "I'm almost there, too." ”

"Hurry up. I urged.

"Good. The other party's answer really surprised me. If it were me, I wouldn't show my face.

In order to lower my score, I first ordered myself a cappuccilo. After a while, the person I was waiting for didn't show up. I saw Xiao Xiao walk into the coffee shop.

I saw my acquaintance, like a thief, and quickly changed his position, with his back to her. I thought to myself, "Why, she's here." ”

The more I dared not think about it, the more it eventually happened. Xiao Xiao came to me and couldn't hold back a smile: "You... How..."