XXIII. and the loss of the river's water
Jiang Shuiyuan and Zhang Jin left the office suspiciously.
After school in the afternoon, Zhang Jin couldn't wait to pull Jiang Shuiyuan to find Ge Juntian, but Jiang Shuiyuan was unmoved: "Let's go to dinner first, and we will have to study at night in a while." As for that, there's no rush for the time being!"
"No, no, not in a hurry, difficult, aren't you curious?" Zhang Jin stammered the more anxious he became.
Jiang Shuiyuan smiled and explained: "You still don't know Uncle Ge's temper? If he proved it, he would have rushed to the door of our class in big pants and slippers, slapped the answer on our faces with pride, and then snorted a stinking fart." Since he did not appear, there is only one result, and that is that he has not yet proved it. Why should we bother to look for ourselves?"
"No, no, it's impossible, right? Ge, Teacher Ge is so powerful, I, my conjecture is so shallow, how can it be, maybe it hasn't been proved in an afternoon? I, I don't believe it!" Zhang Jin was surprised and resolutely defended Ge Juntian's authority as a teacher.
Jiang Shuiyuan said in his heart: I have never heard of a saying that "a fool cannot answer a question that a hundred smart people can't answer"? What's more, you are clearly clumsy on the outside and show off on the inside, isn't it normal to dig a pit and bury Ge Juntian, a conceited guy in it? I just don't know how long this pit will bury him, and it won't be fun if he gets scared.
Thinking of this, he stood up: "Don't believe it, do you? If Uncle Ge proves it, I will lose, and I will cover this week's dinner; if Uncle Ge does not prove it, even if you lose, the naming rights of this conjecture will belong to me!"
In the process of learning Western science and technology. We often come across a whole bunch of nouns and theorems, many of which are named after scientists from ancient and modern times, such as mathematics. There are Eulerian diagrams, Yang Hui triangles, Cauchy convergence, Lopida's law, Laplace operators, Lagrangian median value theorem, Chebyshev's law of large numbers, and so on.
This kind of naming can be roughly divided into two categories, one is named after the discoverer by later generations or peers, which is also the most common, such as Archimedes' law, Gaussian curve, and Klein bottle. If it is discovered by two people, or if one person discovers it and the other person supplements and improves the application, it can also be jointly signed by two people, such as the Alzera-Ascoli theorem and the Young-Mills theory. With the development of science. Nowadays, it is not uncommon for three or more people to co-sign terms and theorems, such as the Poincaré-Burkhof-Wiitz theorem, the Gauss-Kodazzi-Mainnaldi formula, and the Bogoliubov-Born-Green-Kirkwood-Yvon equation (BBGKY equation for short). Everyone is familiar with it.
There is also a category named in honor of someone by the discoverer, such as Planck time, Planck problem, which has little to do with Planck himself, and the historical Jenny spinning machine is named after the discoverer Hargreaves after his own daughter. In the history of science, there have even been extreme examples named after opponents of the discoverer. For example, Poisson Bright Spot (first proposed by Fresnel. But Bai Song thinks it's ridiculous).
What Jiang Shuiyuan said is naturally the latter. Zhang Jin blinked: "Okay, okay, then, then let's make a decision!"
After reaching an agreement, the two went to Ge Juntian's office. Knocking lightly on the door, I heard an impatient voice from inside: "Knock on what? I'm not here!"
The two couldn't help but look at each other: "I'm not there" What does it mean? If you are not there, who is talking in the room? The honest and honest Zhang Jin hesitated for a moment and then replied: "Ge, Mr. Ge, I, I am Zhang Jin, He, He, and Jiang Shuiyuan came to see you, did you prove it? I, can we go in?"
Jiang Shuiyuan rolled his eyes: Brother Zhang. Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? Does Uncle Ge's voice seem to prove it? But it's okay, being slapped in the face while pretending to be forked is the audience's favorite plot. Especially a tsundere narcissist like Uncle Ge, which is rare to see in ordinary times, and it is definitely not to be missed.
After a long time, I heard Ge Juntian say dejectedly in the house: "Come in!"
The two pushed the door into the room, only to see that the room was gloomy, Ge Juntian sat in front of the blackboard with a gloomy expression, he had a rare cigarette in his hand, which was brightly or darkly, and the small office had already been filled with the choking smell of smoke mixed with the smell of chalk.
Jiang Shuiyuan turned on the switch, the fluorescent lamp suddenly turned on, Ge Juntian subconsciously raised his hand to cover the light, but it drove the chalk dust on his body to scatter and float under the light. In the moment he was stunned, Jiang Shuiyuan joked: "Yo, Mr. Ge, you should be out of love, right? Look at your unkempt and unkempt clothes, smoke-loving appearance, there should be no thoughts of suicide, right? Let me tell you, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower, don't think that losing a tree will lose the entire forest, in fact, we have a lot of beauties in Huai'an Mansion." I heard that Zhang Mingyue's sister in our class is still single, and her body shape, appearance, demeanor, and habits are a match made in heaven with you, why don't I introduce you to you?"
Hearing that Jiang Shuiyuan was going to introduce Zhang Mingyue's sister to Ge Juntian, Zhang Jin was happy first. Ge Juntian also barely cheered up and smiled: "Your master has already been selected, the person you said should be kept for yourself!"
"Shi Niang has already been chosen, when will we meet?" Jiang Shuiyuan immediately asked.
Who knew that Ge Juntian was quite vigilant, and immediately stared at Jiang Shuiyuan with a thief-proof expression: "What do you want to see your master and sister for? Everyone can see others, but you can't see you! Hmph, don't think I don't know what kind of virtue you are, Liu Yong is 'wherever there is well water to drink, you can sing willow words', you are good, wherever there are girls on campus, they are talking about water sources." Tell me honestly, how many little girls have you been in trouble since you entered Huai'an Mansion?"
Jiang Shuiyuan almost knelt down and shouted: "Who is talking nonsense here? God is pitiful, I have always been simple, kind, honest and honest, and I have never kissed a girl on the mouth, how can I go to trouble the little girl? This is purely rumor-mongering, slander, and shameless rumors!"—but when he said this, he was somewhat weak-hearted, because the soft and sweet fragrance on the principal's lips immediately shook in his head.
Ge Juntian's face was full of disdain: "Are you still simple, kind, honest and honest?
"Then I want to dare to ask, why am I not simple, kind, honest and honest?" Jiang Shuiyuan felt that his personality had been greatly insulted.
Ge Juntian turned his head and asked Zhang Jin, "Zhang Jin, do you think Jiang Shuiyuan is simple, kind, honest and honest?"
"No, not honest!" Zhang Jin replied succinctly, "No, but Mr. Ge, the guess you at noon today, did you prove it?"
Hearing Zhang Jin's question, Jiang Shuiyuan almost raised his foot and kicked him out of the door: "It's really a pot that can't be opened!" I just worked hard for a long time just to change the topic and avoid embarrassment. By the way, how do you keep remembering this stubble?
Ge Juntian's face suddenly fell, and he said with a frown: "I'm sorry, I was too confident at noon and talked too much. Maybe it's because I'm shallow and stupid, I can't prove this conjecture. Of course, there is also good news, that is, if you go to see Mr. Hui with this conjecture, he will definitely be impressed with you!"
Hearing this, Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly felt a faint sense of loss, just like an exam with a huge disparity in strength, he was originally holding the victory, but he didn't expect to win the first place in the end, but it was the inconspicuous kid who took the championship. (To be continued......)