Chapter 313: Zhang Daoling's Lines (First Update)
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"No wonder I always think you smell, it's because your clothes haven't been washed for too long. Liu Lang, who stood up again, covered his nose and said.
"Damn, is that a psychological effect, is that good! The smell you smell is the innate body fragrance of Dao Ye and me, and it has a chicken feather relationship with whether or not to wash clothes. Zhang Daoling's old face flushed and explained patiently.
"Vomit ......"
Hearing the word body fragrance, Liu Lang almost vomited out all the food he had just eaten.
It took him a long time to calm himself down, but he hesitated to borrow clothes.
"That, Zhang Daoye, why don't I go find Guangyaozi Daxian!" After a while, Liu Lang smiled awkwardly, turned around and was about to leave.
Although Guang Yaozi's robe is a little bigger on his body, at least that great immortal is a clean person, and his clothes definitely don't smell weird.
"Slow!" Zhang Daoling shouted to Liu Lang, and then said righteously: "Although I only have this clothes, during this time, Brother Liu has taken good care of me, even if I go out to run naked, I can't help Brother Xiao Liu, you take this clothes!"
Without waiting for Liu Lang to refuse, Zhang Daoling took off only a pair of trousers, and then solemnly handed a full set of Taoist priest outfits to Liu Lang, including the pair of black cloth shoes.
"This ......" Liu Lang didn't pick it up, and it didn't answer it, so he was stunned on the spot.
"Brother Xiao Liu, don't be polite to me, if you really feel embarrassed, next time there will be a standard cell, just let me live for free for two months. Zhang Daoling directly stuffed things into Liu Lang's hands, and at the same time put on a big loss.
Liu Lang took a deep breath, and was finally defeated by Zhang Daoling's enthusiasm, nodded, and put away the robe, cloth shoes, etc.
However, it was not a matter of letting Zhang Daoling naked, Liu Lang took out a set of Armani suits and a pair of leather shoes from the Dragon Ball and threw them to Zhang Daoling.
Zhang Daoling divided five by two, put the suit on his body, and then put on the pair of leather boots barefoot, and when he looked at it again, he suddenly felt like a performance artist.
If you take a photo of the current Zhang Daoling and post it on the Internet, you will definitely be able to compete with the sharp brother who was on fire before. Brother Sharp is a handsome face with tattered clothes, but Zhang Daoling is just the opposite.
"Zhang Daoye, you can lend me the dust in your hand too!" Liu Lang saw that Zhang Daoling was wearing a suit, but he was holding a feather duster-like dust whisk in his hand, which was really nondescript, and asked again.
"I can't give you this!" However, this time Zhang Daoling was not so refreshing, he caressed the dust that had fallen off with a look of affection, and said: "This is Dao Ye my natal immortal weapon, he is here, he is dead." So, I'm really embarrassed. ”
"That's it, forget it, Zhang Daoye have a good rest, I'll withdraw first. ”
Liu Lang still has a certain understanding of the natal immortal weapon, which is the immortal weapon that the immortals practice with their own divine souls, which can greatly increase the power of the immortal weapon, and at the same time, if the immortal weapon is destroyed and injured, it will also devour the divine soul, and its importance can be imagined for the immortals.
Not to mention the relationship between Liu Lang and Zhang Daoling, even if Zhang Daoling's brother-in-law borrowed a natal immortal weapon from him, Zhang Daoling would never agree.
Besides, Zhang Daoling's dusty appearance is not very good, don't want it, Liu Lang decided to show You Xijian when he opened the altar tomorrow, and he would definitely be able to suppress a vote.
After resting in the Du family's old house for one night, early the next morning, Liu Lang took out the Taoist priest who had been teleported from the immortal prison.
"It doesn't seem to smell much, is it my psychological effect?" Liu Lang relied on his courage and put the robe on the side of his nose and smelled it, although it did not have the body fragrance that Zhang Daoling said, but there was no peculiar smell, and it was no different from ordinary clothes, although this robe had not been washed for more than a hundred years, but it didn't look very dirty, of course, it could also be that gray was more resistant to dirt.
Liu Lang no longer hesitated, put the robe on his body, and then replaced the leather shoes on his feet with black cloth shoes.
"Huh?"
After changing the whole outfit, Liu Lang suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart, this feeling is very strange, if you use words to describe it, it is that he suddenly feels very awesome, and people all over the world should bow to him.
"Although, you do listen to, but you must not be proud, you can't be arrogant, modesty makes people progress, pride makes people backward, do you understand?"
Liu Lang felt that this fluttering feeling was unacceptable, and it must be cut off from the root, so he taught himself a lesson.
After the class, Liu Lang's boiling heart calmed down a little, and then walked out of the room with square steps.
Yesterday, he had already instructed the Du family to prepare a square table, two red candles, and yellow paper, cinnabar, brushes and other utensils for opening the altar.
At this moment, Du Bingkun is directing the children of the Du family to place these things in front of the Du Mansion.
Outside the Du Mansion, a large number of people have gathered to watch the excitement, because before Liu Lang entered the Du Mansion, he said that he would open the altar today to eliminate the disaster and pray for the Du family. So, even if no one was informed, everyone came early.
"Liu Zhenren!"
Du Bingkun turned his head and happened to see Liu Lang coming out of the house. Liu Lang, who was still in a suit and leather shoes yesterday, has changed into a Taoist robe at this moment.
Although it was just a change in clothing, Du Bingkun suddenly felt that Liu Lang's whole temperament had changed all of a sudden, and he actually had an urge to lie on the ground and bow to Liu Lang.
This feeling is like a person who believes in Buddhism sees the golden body of the Buddha, a person who believes in the Tao sees the tablet of Lao Jun, and a person who believes in Christ sees the cross.
"Patriarch Du, are things ready?" Seeing that Du Bingkun's face was full of admiration and admiration, Liu Lang couldn't help but feel a little strange in his heart, yesterday, this old man was quite normal yesterday, although he was very respectful to himself, but he didn't show such fanaticism!
"Tell Liu Zhenren, things are ready. Du Bingkun involuntarily lowered his head, assumed a ninety-degree standard bowing posture, and then said with a trembling voice.
"Uh...... Patriarch Du doesn't need to be so polite. Take me to see those things. Liu Lang hurriedly helped Du Bingkun up, he was afraid that after a long time, Du Bingkun's old waist would be scrapped directly.
"Liu Zhenren, please come with me!" Du Bingkun bowed, just like the common people in ancient times saw the emperor, and carefully took Liu Lang to the gate of Du Mansion.
Outside the gate of Dufu, the number of onlookers has reached nearly a thousand, yesterday Liu Lang deliberately showed a few unique skills, the image of the living fairy has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, of course, there are also those who are not at the scene, I heard that someone can jump four or five meters high, the first reaction of those people is that this is bragging, so the purpose of their coming is to expose the lie.
In addition to the two groups of people with different purposes, all the people who are still standing outside the door of the Du family, the Du family will never miss the Dharma that changed the fate of the Du family this time, including Du Ruming and Caifeng.
When Liu Lang walked out of the gate of the Du Mansion and appeared under the plaque of the Du family, the originally chaotic scene suddenly quieted down, and only a second or two later, the various expressions of joy, anger, sorrow and joy on the faces of the previous people were replaced by pious worship. (To be continued.) )