Chapter 432: Sit-ups
As soon as I heard this, the whole person seemed to have been blown up by thunder, and my footsteps were fixed in place, motionless!
What did I just hear? Sister Tian Tian said that she was my physical education teacher?
She came to report to the school, she was not an English teacher, so she went to be a physical education teacher?
I suddenly thought that I just told her that physical education class is dispensable, and it doesn't matter if you don't go to it, I wish I didn't go to it, no wonder Sister Tian Tian heard my words, her eyes were so weird.
If I knew that Sister Tian Tian was my physical education teacher, I would really want every class to be a physical education class, and my mouth would kill people!
I hurriedly chased after him, and cheekily asked Sister Tian Tian, "Sister Tian Tian, why don't you become an English teacher and a physical education teacher?"
Sister Tian Tian didn't look at me, and said casually: "What's the matter with you, anyway, you don't want to go to physical education class, but it's dispensable, I wish you didn't go to school, now I'll let you get your wish, go back to sleep, don't bother in front of me, I still have to go to class, a large group of classmates are waiting for me in the playground." ”
I knew she was waiting for me right here.
I can't wait to slap myself and make myself cheap!
I explained left and right, Sister Tian Tian was stunned and didn't reply to me, it seems that what she said just now really made her sad.
Thinking about it, Sister Tian Tian finally came to school, and tried to continue to teach me, this is the first class she taught me, she must be very excited, waiting for the two of us to meet, see my surprised expression, but, I skipped class directly, so that she came to me in person, and I actually said that it doesn't matter if I don't go to physical education class, I'm a bastard.
Seeing that Sister Tian Tian was angry, I looked left and right, there was no one around, and suddenly I lazily picked her up.
Sister Tian Tian's body was attacked, she screamed and quickly covered her mouth, she looked around nervously, her expression was panicked and cute, not to mention how tempting.
I pressed her against the wall and kissed her so hard that she was almost unconscious before I let her go.
Sister Tian Tian suddenly gasped for breath and slapped me hard, "You are looking for death! If someone sees you, my sister will kill you!"
As soon as I heard her call herself sister again, I knew that she was in a better mood, and that she scared me to death just now.
So I continued to be cheeky and said to her: "What's the matter, why does my husband kiss his own wife, and care about other people's eyes?"
"You kiss it again!" Sister Tian Tian suddenly leaned her face over.
Rub, I really haven't heard such a request, I kissed it decisively, her skin can be broken by blowing, kiss it, don't mention how good it feels.
As soon as I kissed it, my ears were about to be broken, and Sister Tian Tian yelled at me depressedly: "Don't you understand how to tell me? Sister is letting you kiss again!"
Although my ears hurt to death, I was cute by Sister Tian Tian's words, and I weakly explained: "You said you kissed it again, why do you blame me now......"
Sister Tian Tian didn't beat me or scold, and finally let go of her hand depressedly and said to me, "Go to class with my sister!"
"Okay. "I followed her in a good mood.
"Sister Tian Tian, why do you want to teach physical education, isn't it good for you to be an English teacher?" I asked curiously.
"How relaxed the physical education teacher is, let you run if you're in a good mood, let you run if you're in a bad mood, my sister has wanted to be for a long time, and now I've finally got my wish, hehe. When Sister Tian Tian said this, she actually laughed mischievously.
I shuddered, this is a devilish physical education teacher, building his happiness on the pain of others.
"Sister Tian Tian, let me ask you one more question, and you have to answer me very seriously. "A very strange question came to my mind.
"What?" Sister Tian Tian heard my words, and her face became serious.
"You say, I want to tell others in the future that my English is taught by the PE teacher, and my kung fu is taught by the English teacher, will others believe it......
"Liu Lang, your uncle!" Sister Tian Tian almost fainted with the white of her eyes.
When I arrived at the playground, Sister Tian Tian led me to our class very neatly, and the classmates saw me appear, and they squeezed their eyebrows at me, many of them knew Sister Tian Tian, after all, the whole school was out to support me at that time, just to save Sister Tian Tian from the bad guys.
And Sister Tian Tian looks so beautiful and fragrant, it is difficult for others to forget her at a glance.
Especially now, she is dressed like this, and there is a mature charm in her youth, so that everyone's eyes can't take their eyes off her.
Within a day, two beautiful teachers came to the school.
The beautiful teacher before was sad enough, the most beautiful teacher in the school, and this title was ruthlessly taken away by her physical education teacher in less than a day. This is the voice of our classmates.
"Okay, let's start class. Sister Tian Tian stood in front of us and said to us solemnly.
"Okay!" I responded positively, with a good attitude and correct posture, and took the initiative to make everyone doubt life.
Sister Tian Tian looked at me, and I looked at her, squeezing my eyebrows at her.
Sister Tian Tian suddenly gave me a wink, and then said: "In view of the fact that someone skipped class in the first class I took, and was stolen by me, Liu Lang, you will be punished for running five laps around the playground." ”
I'm so dumbfounded, Sister Tian Tian must have done it on purpose, not to play like this!
I felt that I was really killed by Sister Tian Tian, I just came to the first class last year, and the book was thrown away by Su Xiaoxuan, and I asked Sister Tian Tian to punish me for standing for a class because I didn't have a book.
This year is Sister Tian Tian's first class, I was caught by her for skipping class, and I was punished for running the playground.
Sister Tian Tian and I, will we die if we don't have a rough time?
Fortunately, I was trained by the three masters, and the five laps were only two thousand meters, and I ran down easily, and then ran to Sister Tian Tian and said loudly: "Report to Mr. He, the five laps are over." ”
Sister Tian Tian looked at me funny, and finally didn't feel sorry for me anymore, and said, "Get in the ranks." ”
"Yes!" I replied aloud.
"Okay, everyone has finished the warm-up just now, and we will do sit-ups in this class. Next, do sit-ups in pairs. Sister Tian Tian said to us seriously.
As soon as they heard about the grouping in pairs, everyone began to look for a partner spontaneously.
I looked at my classmates who were scurrying around like ants with a confused expression, and I was stunned that none of them came to me.
Am I so high in their minds?
There were 51 students in my class, and the other 50 had quickly formed pairs, leaving me standing alone, and I felt abandoned by the whole world.
Sister Tian Tian looked at me amusedly and said, "It looks like someone has been abandoned." ”
Ma Dan, I know I'm abandoned, but please don't break it, leave me some dignity as a human being, my dear wife!
After Sister Tian Tian finished speaking, the surrounding classmates immediately burst into laughter.
I have a good face, and I blushed a little.
"The popularity is really bad. Sister Tian Tian smashed her mouth and joked.
I said to Sister Tian Tian depressedly: "Actually, I think a person can do sit-ups. ”
"The self-consolation of a single dog. Sister Tian Tian said mercilessly.
I went crazy all of a sudden, everyone in the school, everyone else may be a single dog, I can't be, I even have a baby, Sister Tian Tian is going to do something!
Fortunately, Sister Tian Tian immediately said again: "For the sake of this classmate's pitiful sake, I will make it difficult for me, help you press your legs." Come on, all of them, first group, lie down!"
As soon as I heard that Sister Tian Tian helped me press my feet, I was in a good mood, and my wife still had a good conscience and a remnant of discipline.
So I quickly lay down, and Sister Tian Tian was also generous, and she sat on my feet with her ass and helped me hold my feet.
Sister Tian Tian didn't know when there was a black whistle in her hand, she said: "The first group, fifty push-ups, I will blow the whistle to start, see which group is the fastest to complete." ”
"It has to be me!" My morale is boosted, as the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working, I am a husband and wife, and I am not tired.
Sister Tian Tian gave me a blank look, then put the whistle in her mouth and blew it.
I was ambitious and vowed to be the first place, so I straightened my waist and ran upwards.
But when I ran around, I secretly screamed in my heart that it was not good, and I used too much force!
Sure enough, my body couldn't be contained, and I slammed into Sister Tian Tian's body, directly knocking Sister Tian Tian down and pressing her under me.
My head, in full view of everyone, was buried in Sister Tian Tian...... [.]