(Cat flutter Chinese) I heard Dong Kai's big grin on the phone, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, completely stunned me.

Just now I patted my chest with Xiao Feiyu to assure Dong Kaihai that he was in love with him, and before a minute of this, Dong Kai made a phone call and slapped me in the face.

Xiao Feiyu has just made up his mind to hand over his body to Dong Kai, this shocking stirring stick, she has messed up all her good things, and her surging sister doesn't bring her own pit like this.

I snatched the phone, and then cried and scolded into the phone: "Dong Kai, your uncle!"

After saying that, I hung up the phone, I'm really afraid that this guy will pop out again in the next sentence: Liu Lang is better to be white and beautiful, then I really want to die.

After I hung up the phone, I saw Xiao Feiyu stand up all of a sudden, grabbed my ear directly, and carried me out.

"Ouch, Sister Feiyu, let go of me, it hurts. I wailed all the way out of the bar, cursing Dong Kai's whole family in my heart.

I was kind enough to give him an assist, but I didn't expect him to be a brother.

Sister Feiyu let go of my ears, I rubbed my ears, these ears were pulled by the two women without distress in a day, and two more ears would be torn into Zhu Bajie's ears.

"Okay, Liu Lang, I didn't expect you to be embarrassed with Dong Kai, I really misjudged you!" Xiao Feiyu's tears fell.

I didn't expect her to react so much, so I hurriedly comforted her, "Sister Feiyu, you really misunderstood, even if Dong Kai is that kind of person, I, Liu Lang, am not that kind of person." ”

Anyway, let's wash myself first, Dong Kai, that guy is left to fend for himself, Lao Tzu is incompetent.

"You're not that kind of person yet! The girl Dong Kai brought last time was your classmate, and you introduced it to Dong Kai, so Dong Kai knows the taste of the marrow, and now he comes to ask you for a girl again, am I wrong!" Xiao Feiyu was pressing.

"It's true that the girl was my classmate last time, but it's not what you think, last time it was just pure drama. "Speaking of which, I told Xiao Feiyu about the last time.

As I spoke, I lifted my clothes to show the bandages on my back to convince her that all of them were a conspiracy.

"What you said is true?" Xiao Feiyu asked me stupidly.

"Of course it's true, I dare to pat my chest......"

"Don't swear, that's what you just said. Xiao Feiyu poked me in the wound mercilessly.

"You say, what did Dong Kai mean by saying this to you just now?" she asked me again.

"You also know that he is a fool, and he is naturally more unscrupulous when he talks to me, he must have been misunderstood by you and depressed, and he wants to find me to drink. "I opened my eyes and said nonsense.

"Blame me?" Xiao Feiyu asked me rhetorically.

"I don't blame you, I don't blame you, that guy deserves it, just let him be depressed. "I don't care about that guy, I almost didn't kill me.

"No, Liu Lang, you have to promise me one condition!" Xiao Feiyu suddenly looked fierce.

I was afraid, "What conditions do you say first?"

"Play a play with me!" Xiao Feiyu said to me.

I righteously refused, "No, I'll kill you and don't pretend to be your boyfriend, I've done this kind of thing several times, and I haven't reaped any benefits." ”

"Hmph, what benefits do you want! Besides, I didn't let you pretend to be my boyfriend, why are you so nervous! Isn't the old lady's appearance worthy of you?" Xiao Feiyu yelled at me.

"It's that I'm not worthy of you, I'm just a pig!" I said depressedly.

"I want you to cooperate with me in a play, and I want to see if Dong Kai is sincere to me. Xiao Feiyu said.

"How?"

"Didn't Dong Kai ask you to introduce him to girls, you just introduced him, and when the time comes, I will look in the dark to see what will happen to him?" Xiao Feiyu said.

Well, you might as well kick him directly, just the person he wants to fall in with when he sees a sow, and he can still have a temperament when he sees a beautiful girl?

"This matter is settled, if you dare to cooperate with Dong Kaili to get me, hehe, I will make you the ultimate VIP of the men's and women's bar!" Xiao Feiyu's eyes were cold, and he glanced at me.

I hurriedly covered my body, "No, no, Sister Feiyu, I am also a victim of this matter, and I am on your side." ”

Dong Kai, don't blame your brother for not being righteous, it depends on whether your discipline is strong or not.

"Okay, you wait for my call, I'll make an appointment with you in advance. Xiao Feiyu said to me, and then staggered back to the bar.

In fact, I didn't have much unrighteousness, I promised Xiao Feiyu to act in this play, in fact, I also want to say that these two people are so consumed, I am sandwiched in the middle sooner or later, inside and outside is not a person, it is better to cut the mess quickly, if Dong Kai is confused, then the two of them will return to the bridge and return to the road as soon as possible, if Dong Kai is not messy, and Xiao Feiyu secretly promised, it is better to go directly to the house and have a baby that night.

Dong Kai called me again at this time, I picked it up depressedly, and before I scolded him, he scolded me first: "Liu Lang, you, big! master, why are you scolding me, you have eaten gunpowder!"

I didn't just eat gunpowder, I ate a bomb.

"What are you looking for me, Brother Dong, I was in a bad mood just now. I said to him.

"I'm also in a bad mood, such a coincidence, then come out for a drink!" The two of them immediately forgot about the unhappiness just now.

Paralysizing Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, is it good to be harmed by you?

"If you don't drink, your body is fragile. I said to him.

"What's wrong with your body? Is there too many women around you who can't bear it, hahaha, it's okay, tell your brother about this, and your brother won't laugh at you." Dong Kai laughed arrogantly.

I don't know if this girl is arrogant, I don't know if his arrogance is his fatal injury, "It's better than your thousand-year-old virgin." ”

Dong Kai couldn't laugh all of a sudden, and he said bitterly: "Liu Lang, can you not say this?"

"You said it first. I replied.

"You really don't want to drink?" he asked me again.

"It's really not good, in the future, I'll drink with you until you die in a few days. "At that time, you probably had to cry while drinking.

"Okay, that's what you said, it's better to bring a few more beauties out, to be white and beautiful. And sure enough, the girl said this.

Dong Kai is dead in this scene.

I casually perfunctory a few words to him, and suddenly thought of a question: "Brother Dong, last time I met a very awesome person outside the night bar, that person has a scar on his face, and he speaks very domineeringly, as if he has heard your name, do you know him?"

Dong Kai asked, "Do you have any other characteristics?"

"Oh, I have a terrible memory, like a little goldfish. "I was reminded of this strange feature.

"Oh, that's my cousin, the people in the rivers and lakes call Brother Tiger, you can meet here, you really have fate. Dong Kai said.

"Oh oh oh last time he helped me out, you thank him for me, I'll visit him when I'm free. I said.

Just like that, we hung up the phone after a few casual words, and I arrived home.

I saw that the light in Sister Tian Tian's room was still on, and I wanted to tell Sister Tian Tian about it quickly, I want to be a qualified little spy.

So I knocked on He Tiantian's door, and she opened the door after a while, and when she saw that it was me, she asked in surprise, "Liu Lang, you want to go out?"

I looked at the clothes on my body and said embarrassedly, "I'm coming back from a trip." ”

When He Tiantian heard this, he pulled my ears, and my ears were dead.

"Didn't you let you rest at home! Dare to go out! And you didn't tell the old lady!" He Tiantian said viciously.

"Sister, I have something very important to report to you, you can listen to me first. "I salvage my ears.

"Where did you get your clothes? The old lady didn't buy you this. "He Tiantian's eyes are so sharp.

"You let me finish first, and you'll know when you're done. I said and slipped into her room.

Her room was as fragrant and sweet as ever.

"Sister Tian Tian, do you know someone named Sister Qing, no, no, no, Wu Qing?" I asked.

As soon as he heard the name Wu Qing, He Tiantian's face turned pale, and he couldn't really have a leg when he was paralyzed, so how tragic was my green hat, and he was given green by a woman.

"Sister, do you know her, what is your relationship?" I asked unwillingly.

"Tell me what's going on first!" He Tiantian suddenly asked me with a sharp look in his eyes.

So I told her how I met Sister Qing and what Sister Qing explained to me without reservation.

I told her that I had strayed into a gay bar and that she was laughing heartlessly, but now that things are right, she won't suspect me of lying.

After He Tiantian heard my words, she suddenly sneered, and she patted me on the shoulder.

"You want to drug me, okay, Liu Lang, you help the old lady give her the medicine first Chinese!"