Chapter 506: Funny, We're Serious!(2nd Update)

After an advertisement, the screen went black, and then the sound of leather shoes walking on the ground came from far and near, and at the same time, there was a serious voice:

"The first season of the Comedy League is about to be staged, please sit in the safest position you feel most secure!"

The first sound made the audience a little confused, what is the situation, and sit in the safest position, what are you doing?

The point is that the TV screen is dark, only sound comes out, and those who don't know the situation think that their TV is broken, or even invaded by aliens. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

At this moment, there was a 'pop', the sound of the light switch sounded, and a beam of light came down, startling the audience who was still strange just now.

Under the lights, the audience saw that this was a wide stage, but the stage was arranged like a theater, the dark red curtains on both sides were opened, and a figure stood in the center of the stage, under the lights, not Zhou Xing or who?

Zhou Xing was dressed in a black tuxedo, with a small red bow tie on the neckline, a gentleman's hat, a pestle and a stick, and a mustache on his mouth, which immediately reminded the audience of Chaplin played by Zhou Xing in "Where is the Thief".

I saw Zhou Xing standing there expressionlessly, and said seriously and quickly:

"It's a toxic show! It's a show that makes you want to watch it! It's a show that makes you laugh out loud after watching it!"

Speaking of this, Zhou Xing's speech slowed down: "To sum up, this is a star-starred comedy show created by the top comedians in China - Comedy League!"

The audience sneered, what, the show hasn't started yet, you are so boastful, if I don't laugh at that time, look at where your face goes.

"On such a stage, our five groups of comedians will do their best to show you the new power of the domestic comedy stage, this is a high-end atmosphere and high-grade stage, this is a stage where a hundred flowers compete for spring flowers, and this is also a stage that is unique in the country and even the world and even the whole universe, are you willing to watch it, or are you willing to watch it, or are you willing to watch it? Anyway...... We're all willing to act!"

I'll go!

The audience was immediately amused by Zhou Xing's words, you are too shameless, right?

However, such a unique introduction has aroused the audience's interest, in fact, rebellion is not only a character only for teenagers, everyone has an unconvincing side, but adults are better at controlling emotions.

But Zhou Xing's shameless words aroused the audience's rebellious psychology - I want to see how you make us laugh, if you don't laugh at that time, I will scold you to death!

is also the top comedy star in China, you are so brazen to put gold on your face?

Those Spring Festival Gala comedy celebrities didn't come, and Wang Hanlin, the only one who came, was still outdated, and even if those Spring Festival Gala comedy celebrities, not every one of their shows was so exciting, not to mention you, can you do it?

As for what high-end atmosphere is on the grade...... Okay, barely enough for a little side, the stage design is really good, but what the hell is a hundred flowers blooming in spring?

Spring is blooming, well, that's fine, it's spring, but it's a hundred flowers--isn't that a description of a woman? One of your five groups of comedians is a woman? What a special thing...... The only female Lin Yuan also quit!

There is also a unique stage in the whole country and even the world, and even in the whole universe, Nima, can you not be so spoofed, but...... It doesn't seem to be a problem, let alone the whole universe, even if you go up and down for 5,000 years, your stage is unique, and you really can't find another one exactly the same.

This one...... There's nothing wrong with that, but why do I sound like I want to beat you up so much?

Of course, this promotional film is not a comedian in his previous life, it was tossed by Zhou Xing himself, and in order to make this shameless and even shameless propaganda film pass the review, Zhou Xing also spent a lot of words.

What Zhou Xing uses is the big talk in the comedy performance, which is a common trick to shake the baggage, the more it blows, the more it blows, the more it blows, the more it is blown and the more boundless, of course the audience will not believe it, and while listening to it, he is happy to wait for his balloon to be popped, and then laugh.

Zhou Xing wants this effect, as long as you are interested in it after watching it, my goal will be achieved, isn't this the purpose of the promotional video?

It is precisely for this reason that Zhou Xing successfully let this promotional film pass the review.

"Now, there are still ten minutes left before the start of the show, and I promise with my personality that once again I remind everyone that if there is an object, hold the object tightly, and if there is no object, hold everything that can be held, even if it is lying on the bed or lying on the sofa, as long as you don't stand, because ......"

Zhou Xing's serious expression finally moved, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Because, I'm worried that you will be unsteady on your feet and fall down because of laughing cramps in a while." ”

Saying that, Zhou Xing's painting style changed abruptly, and he looked like Lao Xing's upper body shrugged his shoulders and shook his hands and shook his head: "Don't blame me for not reminding you!"

"Poof!"

The audience was immediately amused, who would have expected that after a serious book, Zhou Xing would make such a play, which suddenly caught the audience off guard!

Well, before Zhou Xing could only be regarded as serious, he was still talking about unreliable things about running trains, but this time it was too sudden, a 180-degree turn, who could withstand it?

At this moment, before the show started, countless viewers in front of the TV were amused and laughed, shaking their heads while laughing, speechless.

But after laughing, the audience came back to their senses, no, this hasn't started yet, I just can't stop laughing, it seems that this show is really interesting?

More and more people are thinking about this, so they are looking forward to the show even more.

Of course, there are also people who can't accept this style, pouting disdainfully, and then choosing to change the channel.

But more people have made up their minds, and they will have to take a good look at how Zhou Xing shows the power of the top comedians in China, and even many people call friends:

"Hurry up and watch Jiangnan Satellite TV, there will be a good show in a while, don't blame me for not reminding you!"

After the comics, Zhou Xing's face returned to its original state, facing the camera with a solemn face, and said sincerely: "Funny, we are serious!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing took off his hat and performed a standard gentleman's salute, this slogan, as well as this action, is the signature of a comedian in his previous life.

At this time, the lights on the stage gradually dimmed, and at the same time, there was a deep male voice:

"Nongfu Spring is titled, the country's first celebrity comedy competition reality show jointly created by Jiangnan Satellite TV and Laughter Factory - Comedy League, which will be broadcast in ten minutes, don't leave, otherwise you will lose a chance to burst into laughter!"

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The second shift arrived, asking for recommendation votes, brothers and sisters, and the third shift was at two o'clock in the afternoon.