The matter of buying a puppy was delayed again and again, Tang Juexiao said again, wait, and wait for the connotation to be stable.

Fu Mengyao knew that her boyfriend was busy and her time was tight, and buying a puppy was a troublesome matter, after all, dogs have a long lifespan and can accompany their owners for many years, so they can't make decisions easily.

didn't have time to buy a puppy for the time being, so Fu Mengyao turned her boyfriend into a ......

To describe it in some aspects of internet buzzwords......

Tang Juexiao rested for almost two months, worked diligently every day, and after returning to Beijing, he first incarnated into a big wolf dog for a few days, then became a little wolf dog, then became a little milk dog, and then recovered into an old dog that was struggling to breathe......

When he came to the company, Tang Juexiao was half-asleep, squinting his eyes from time to time, reading documents slowly, and he was dazzled.

Ye Xin was taken aback when he entered the office: "Boss, what's wrong with you?"

Tang Juexiao's eyes were a little dark, and he slowly raised his head: "Ye Xin, what's the matter?"

"Boss, are you sick?"

"The air in Yanjing is not good, and I work hard, so isn't it reasonable for me to become weak after returning to Beijing?"

Ye Xin always felt that something was wrong, but she ran with Tang Juexiao and then returned to Beijing together.

Yang Yan came to Tang Juexiao to report the matter, and was also surprised to see him like this, after the report was finished, he said pointedly before leaving: "Boss, be careful that the oil runs out." ”

"After this kid made a connotative joke, he seemed to be a little floating. Seeing the door closed, Tang Juexiao figured out how to deduct his salary......

It wasn't until Liu Huan went to find Fu Mengyao that Tang Juexiao ended this increasingly weak life.

Tang Juexiao said that Yang Yan floated after making a connotation joke, which is of course a joke, but the connotation joke became popular as soon as it came out, and now the number of users has exceeded 10 million, which is very popular, but it is a fact.

Money can make ghosts grind, Tang Juexiao didn't know how to do it in the early days of the original connotation paragraph, but now he understands a way of thinking, just throw money. In the end, whether you can return to your original cost depends on your personal strength.

Tang Juexiao's "First Connotation Joke Contest" attracted more than one million people to participate, and if you think about it carefully, all the prizes are evenly distributed to the contestants, it's not just two yuan per person, I really haven't seen such cheap publicity......

The joke has a way of liking and voting to add points, and after multiple choices, there are judges to comment at the end, and at the last moment, the user's mobile phone voting is still good.

That is to say, when it comes to the finals, a player at the bottom of the ranking, if he has a financier to throw him a million, he may also become the first "king of jokes" at this time

But the financiers are all looking at their faces and throwing money, who reads jokes?

Tang Juexiao's connotative joke is known as "the most connotative", but it is not very funny and too academic......

M: Would you mind if I explored Mendel's laws with you?

F: There is a difference in the nature of plane geometry and solid geometry.

M: I'm attached to Italy on the Axis side.

F: Why didn't Napoleon use the Air Force in the First World War at Waterloo?

M: Do you know what Lexington means to American independence?

F: In the classification of consumption in economics, what else is there besides subsistence consumption?

M: I adore the great man who brought up xxxxxx.

F: Are you familiar with Ampere's rule?

M: When ethanol is used to produce ethylene, the position of the thermometer should not be careless.

F: I've heard that the southeast trade winds on the west coast of Peru have been going on for three months.

M: I know how to properly extinguish the alcohol lamp.

F: Let's go.

Because of the number of individual fans, Tang Juexiao's paragraph has the highest number of likes, but it's not funny. What was really funny was the entry of a female classmate.

"A woman is like a handful of sand, the tighter you hold it, the faster she goes. So how do you keep the sand...... Wet the sand. ”

This has more than 500,000 likes, except for Tang Juexiao's joke, which is her most popular. If nothing else, she will win the joke contest this time.

Not only will she win the championship because of this paragraph, the people of "Tucao Conference" have already contacted her, and she is likely to become a screenwriter under the Tang Dynasty.

In addition, a series of things in Sheng Tang are bound, and her Weibo fans have also skyrocketed by more than 100,000 during this time, and if she can operate, she can also make a little money from it every month.

Every popular software has a core culture, and the connotation is a joke, but the core culture is "connotation", which is very popular with some small white-collar workers and clerical personnel.

But does the connotation joke only exist in cross talk sketches, or is it only known in these years? Actually, no, it used to have another name, called "brain teaser".

Tang Juexiao walked around major cities, took people to eat and drink at public expense, and finally returned to Yanjing. Zhang Yiming wanted to visit more than a month ago, but the result was ......

Tang Juexiao's appointment is almost full, Zhang Yiming doesn't have a lot of energy at this time, and Tang Juexiao's assistant won't give him special treatment......

ByteDance is also in Yanjing, the address is in Zhichun Road, Haidian District, and it will be a while to come to the headquarters of Shengtang.

Zhang Yiming himself wanted to make an appointment with Tang Juexiao directly, and waited for more than a month to calm him down, but now he thought about it carefully for a while, and then changed the appointment to Yang Yan.

When he came, he was thinking about Sheng Tang, and if he wasn't an insider, he couldn't feel the terrible ...... of Sheng Tang

Take ByteDance as an example, compared with Shengtang, the company's address is remote, and there are only a few buildings nearby that have houses for rent. ByteDance has housing subsidy benefits, and the nearby rental price is now 2,000, and the housing subsidy is estimated to be 1,000. Someone said, isn't this better than not giving? In other words, the company must know how much the rent is nearby, that is to say, he has calculated that the employee's salary will spend 1,000 on rent.

And there will be a small pitfall here, that is, how many kilometers must be rented within the vicinity of the company to have this rental subsidy......

What does this mean? If you live close, it will be easy for employees to work overtime, as long as you come to work overtime, the value of work will definitely be greater than 1000.

Sheng Tang Dynasty does not have this calculation, and will soon be able to come to the company after getting off the subway, and those who have housing subsidies are equivalent to directly earning housing subsidies, and those who do not have housing subsidies do not need to post 1000 to rent a house at this time.

On this basis, Sheng Tang beat most of his peers.

Almost all the powerful Internet companies have something in common, including food, eating quite well, crayfish or something, free snacks to take, coffee, milk tea, chocolate, candy...... Eat as much as you want.

There will also be a gym and some sports halls for takeaways......

Almost all the powerful technology companies will try to create a "home feeling", all the same.

But it's actually another scam.

How much can you eat in three meals? Internet companies do a lucrative job, and they always eat whatever you want.

Snacks are infinitely open, do you dare to eat them indefinitely?

So not only is the housing subsidy sometimes fake and unreal, the money can't be earned, and the food and drink benefits are also fake, who dares to really eat more......

What creates the feeling of home, in fact, is to change the way to make people more comfortable overtime, a company with good benefits, definitely not to talk about the feeling of home, but to find more ways to pay employees more wages, and let employees spend more time with their families every day.

Is it that the CEOs of other companies are black-hearted and have all kinds of calculations......

Neither is it.

Take the housing subsidy as an example, if Zhang Yiming can get the current house in the Tang Dynasty, he will not be careful.

Why did Tang Juexiao get it?

Because Tang Juexiao really won all the way. won too much, Tang Juexiao felt that there was no need to worry about that little money, so he gave his little profit to the employees. But Tang Juexiao's insignificant small profits in his eyes may be fatal if he puts it on other companies.

In terms of housing subsidies and the same salary, Shengtang will give 2,000 more than ByteDance's invisible, and if it is 1,000 more than the same position, the actual payment will be 1,000 more.

Most of the difficulties in the world are due to lack of money, and Tang Juexiao is equivalent to taking the difficulties of more than 10,000 people on himself.

Standing downstairs at the headquarters of the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Yiming faintly felt a momentum that belonged to Tang Juexiao, enveloping this area, what are the high housing prices and high prices in the capital, and a bunch of problems in the Tang Dynasty can't feel it, everyone has that kind of smile on their faces that they have not been bullied.

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