(Cat Pounce Chinese) I was so frightened that my body retreated straight back, and my mouth said, "Tian Tian, what are you doing here?"

But she didn't answer me, she just walked towards me, walking, and walking until my heart was about to break.

Just when I was about to break down, she was like that......

Walked right past me?

I was at a loss.

What the hell is this?

He Tiantian walked directly to the edge of the bathtub inside, turned around, smiled at me cutely, and then pulled the curtain, and I heard the sound of water being released inside.

She was going to take a dip in the bathtub?

But, on the other hand, Lao Tzu's bath hasn't been finished yet.

Seems like she doesn't mind what I'm doing, or maybe she's drunk too much and doesn't even see what I'm doing?

When I think of this, I can't help but feel like I have a feeling for the rest of my life, which is so exciting that just now, I was witnessed by a beautiful woman The birth of an airplane......

The curtain in front of the bathtub was hazy and lighty, and I only saw a graceful body taking off her clothes, and then she turned sideways, and the shadow on the curtain made me crazy!

Yes, this purple thing is not needed, there is a ready-made ......

Under the intense stimulus, I quickly finished what I was going to do, and then took a hasty shower, and ran out like a dog, feeling as nervous as a thief.

After all, I had a mandarin duck bath with her, and even looked at her shadow......

I went out gasping for air, trying to calm myself down, but the more I thought about it, the hotter my head became, so I hurried to clean up the mess on the table and try to distract myself.

After more than ten minutes, the door of the bathroom opened, and He Tiantian walked out wrapped in a bath towel again.

Probably a little drunk from the heat of the bathroom, she seemed to sober up a little.

When she saw me packing up, she actually said to me, "Liu Lang, you haven't slept yet?"

Looks like she really didn't see what I was doing......

I saw her out of the water, and her body began to be unwell-behaved again, and I said to her in a ghostly manner, "I'm still waiting for you." ”

"What are I waiting for?" she asked curiously.

"Didn't you promise me one condition during the day?" I said in a hurry.

"Oh, do you want the old lady to press the loose bones for you?" He Tiantian can still remember in this state, it's really awesome.

But why is there such a big gap in this statement - my understanding is great health care, and her understanding has become loose bones, as if she wants to beat me to death?

"Forget it, I find that I have soft bones. "I was a little hesitant.

"What's it, come on, you don't know what the old lady says. She actually smiled at me and walked into the room herself.

To advance, or not to advance, this is a difficult problem for the ages.

"Want to know if you can go to Hainan?"

"Hey, I'll come in. ”

I went in spinelessly.

"Tian Tian, what do you say about my Hainan incident?" I went straight to the point as soon as I came in.

"Undress. "But she turned a corner, and the car was so fast that it almost threw me out.

"No, just tell me about it. "I don't dare.

"Are you a man?" Liu Lang, do you know what kind of man I dislike the most?" she asked.

This is a question to give, and I really know, "You don't like men to fight the most." ”

"No, the old lady doesn't like a man with a thief's heart and no guts. You are this kind of man now, you want to die or live in your heart, but you don't dare to let go of a fart, you are like this, how can you chase girls?" He Tiantian said to me a little angrily.

I wiped it, why is this woman unreasonable, and the previous standard answer was changed when it was changed?

"Tian Tian, I'm still young, what are you talking about chasing girls. I said with a twist.

"Oh, you just expect girls to stick upside down, right, you're surrounded by beautiful women now, and everyone wants to stick you upside down, but in my eyes, you're still a soft egg. He Tiantian gave me a contemptuous look.

I don't like to be agitated, and I will be undressed as soon as you provoke me.

I took off my clothes and threw them on the ground, and said to her, "Come on, you'd better get me a big health care set." ”

He Tiantian smiled, suddenly opened the drawer, and took out something.

When I saw it, I went crazy.

Where did He Tiantian get the nine-section whip?

"Do you know what the old lady wants to do?" He Tiantian smiled obscenely.

"Of course I know," I said, "I have a little donkey that I never ride, and one day I rode it to the market on a whim, and I was proud of my little leather whip in my hand...... You want to play the game of riding a donkey. ”

He Tiantian was stupid, and asked a little dumbfoundedly: "Liu Lang, were you singing just now?"

I was about to vomit blood, "You don't have to take it to heart, just feel it." ”

He Tiantian patted her head, as if trying to dislodge my singing voice from her mind, and she said to me, "Get on the bed." ”

In desperation, I followed her words and fell straight down.

This is not over, He Tiantian restrained my hands again.

I was stunned, "Are you playing really?"

"You don't like it?" she suddenly smiled charmingly.

"Like like, hurry up, hurry up. "My heart tickles.

I'm closing my eyes, and my back hurts.

He Tiantian suddenly hit me, "Let you think about some dirty things all day long." ”

Hey, why doesn't it feel right?

"Let you beat the old lady's idea!"

"You just did the nasty thing in the bathroom!"

"Let you desecrate Yiyi's clothes!"

My back is getting more and more painful, and my heart is simply paralyzed, He Tiantian saw it just now, but he didn't say it until now!

What a terrible woman.

My body writhed to prevent her from beating, but she suddenly stood at the head of the bed and stepped directly on my hands, making me grin in pain.

"Tian Tian, you will still run out like this. I looked up at her towel in pain.

"The thief's heart is not dead, isn't it!" He Tiantian stepped on my hand and scolded.

I was tormented by her physically and mentally, and suddenly my temper came up, and I scolded directly: "Grass, you are dressed like this, I can't look at it! I want to, you can kill me! Lao Tzu died and crawled into your bed in the middle of the night!"

My words made He Tiantian's feet loosen, and he didn't step on me.

"Hmph, you keep stepping on it, keep smoking, anyway, it's okay to be a ghost under the peony flower!

"Well, it's a bit of a man. He Tiantian didn't get angry with me, but said to me with a smile.

"How flattering it would be if you were like this forever. He Tiantian let go of my hand as he spoke.

I was liberated and jumped out of bed and tried to run, but she stomped on my stomach.

"What are you running? You want to run before you do your big health care. He Tiantian said to me with a smile.

"Come on, come on, then you come, there's a kind of you who will take care of me to death. I simply rolled over and went straight down again.

At this time, He Tiantian threw the things in his hand and sat on my lower back.

"How did you press yesterday?" she asked me.

I was stunned, "It's okay, you can press it casually, as long as your hand is on me, it's comfortable to press no matter what." ”

He Tiantian stretched out his foot and gently kicked my head, and said seriously: "The old lady asked you something, and you answered seriously." ”

"Uh, Sister Tian Tian, you promised to help me with great health care for a purpose, why do you want to steal the teacher?" I finally understood that everything was a conspiracy of this woman.

"Otherwise, you want the old lady to really help you loosen your bones, right?" He Tiantian patted me on the back.

"What are you doing with this thing, don't you want to massage with me, on call. I said depressedly.

"I'm a little interested, you seem to have a bit of a doorway in your approach, and I want to study it. She said.

"I'm not ashamed of what Master said, passing on men but not women. I said.

He Tiantian grabbed my ear, "Say it or not." ”

"Oops, hey, I said, you let go. I said spinelessly.

He Tiantian let go.

"But we have to make a deal. "My heart is alive again.

"No, I can't. I didn't think she would flatly refuse before she listened.

"You didn't listen to me. I said angrily.

"Do you want the old lady to dedicate herself?" she said through gritted teeth.

"What do you want, your thoughts are so dirty every day, I just want you to teach me a few tricks of your leg and foot skills. I said.

"You want to learn my leg and foot skills?" she was stunned.

"Didn't you just say that if I want to grow up, I have to have some skills. I can't fight with people every day with brute force, and in the future, if someone else gives me two hundred people, what can I do? I said angrily.

"You know that if you learn the old lady's leg and foot kung fu, you can't turn back. He Tiantian thought for a moment and said.

"Why don't you just learn a few tricks, it's as deep as the sea when you enter the Buddha's door. I pouted.

"Okay, that's what you said. Yes, my wife can teach you a few tricks, but you still have to promise me one condition. He Tiantian suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth.

"What conditions?" I had a vague sense of foreboding.

"Help me get Su Xiaoxuan's girl!"

"Moreover, I want to take a picture of the old lady to show ...... "cat pounce Chinese."