Chinese Seeing that the scene was about to be embarrassing, the cream boy stood up and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, you must also know that we experienced a great battle a few days ago, and we were all injured and in poor physical condition, so let's get rid of these." ”

As soon as I heard this, I deeply agreed, and immediately clapped my hands: "Yes, yes, let's get rid of it." ”

But the surging sister said reluctantly: "Hmph, the man who is soft and lying on his stomach is really annoying, if he doesn't perform acrobatics for me, I hate you." ”

I quickly stood up and said to a group of goddesses watching the play: "Okay, okay, can you stop making trouble, let them go, we still have to barbecue." ”

How do you know that my well-intentioned words have attracted a lot of complaints.

"Barbecue brother, have you forgotten your identity, do you have a part to speak here?"

"yes, yes, you're just the little brother we hired for fifty dollars to carry things, what are you dragging?"

A group of girls yelled at me, which made me feel so sad, it's really hard to be a good person in this world.

Even the stupid trio looked at me unpleasantly, and scolded me, "It's just a little brother, get out of the back." ”

As soon as I saw it, there was no choice but to have me to end this farce.

So I motioned for everyone to be quiet, then looked at the three fools, and said righteously: "Then I'm sorry, so far, I can only tell my true identity, you listen well, in fact, I am Liu Lang!"

Quiet, quiet, very quiet, very quiet, dead quiet.

Then there was a burst of laughter.

Even the sisters were leaning forward and backward with laughter, not to mention the stupid.

"Ouch, the barbecue brother actually said that he was Liu Lang, so I was still Su Xiaoxuan. "Sister Surging was the first to slap me.

"You are Su Xiaoxuan, and I am still Chu Huaiyu. "Sister Qingling.

"It's so funny, this barbecue brother, forcibly pretending to be the deadliest. "Senior Sister Ruoying.

Mack, I can't play anymore!

I looked at this group of masters who ate inside and outside helplessly, and I loved it.

"Little barbecue brother, what do you mean by pretending to be coerced in front of us? Do you want to take these beauties?" said to me in a gloomy voice.

"Whatever you want, you can play, I'll go to the barbecue. "I was so angry that I wanted to leave.

But the cream Xiaosheng didn't let me go, "Barbecue brother, although I don't know your name, but you pretend to be me in front of me, can I bear this? As the school bully of the fifth middle school, can I bear this kind of thing?

What do you want?

I wanted to kick this girl to death, but thinking that I promised Sister Tian Tian not to fight, I forcibly held back.

"What do you say?" I asked, taking a deep breath.

"Okay, kneel down and apologize to our brother Lang. Big and small eyes said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, kneel down, you can't let the school bully be ashamed. "A group of girls are making foolish noise, and I really feel like I'm being forced to go to Liangshan.

"Ouch, why is this place so lively?" Suddenly a voice sounded, and we followed the voice, only to see behind us, seven or eight angry boys came in a mighty way.

But we don't know any of them.

"Wow, what a lot of beautiful women. "A big-nosed boy who took the lead saw the beauty on our side, his eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly.

The people behind him also cheered in unison, "I didn't expect to see so many beauties here at once!"

"Beauty, can you play together? ”

Some even whistled.

These are really typical campus bastards.

Saying that, one or two boys were about to hug the goddess of my house, and several girls screamed in fright, and they all gathered together, but they squeezed me to the end.

"What are you afraid of? My brother is very friendly. Big Nose said with a laugh.

"Brother Liu Lang, you must protect us, you have protected us, shall we go out with you alone at night?"

This trick is so ruthless, it's going to let the dog bite the dog.

When the cream student heard Chu Huaiyu say this, he also stood up and said, "Brothers, dare to ask which school you are from?"

The big nose looked the cream boy up and down, and said confidently: "We are from Chengxiang Secondary School, who are you?"

It turned out to be a secondary school, no wonder it was very easy to be a hooligan.

I heard Sister Tian Tian say that this school, the students in this school are some children who don't learn and don't know how to learn, the school spirit is very chaotic, and fights and brawls often happen.

"We are Cheng Xiang No. 5. Cream Xiaosheng arched his hand, "Brothers, these girls are covered by us, can you look at my face and reveal this matter?"

"Your face, what are you?" the big nose glanced at the cream boy with contempt.

Cream Xiaosheng suddenly became embarrassed.

And the big and small eyes immediately shouted: "Cao, are you blind! I haven't even heard of Liu Lang, the school bully of our fifth middle school!"

"Liu Lang, school bully, Cheng Xiang's school bully, isn't He Haoran?" asked the big nose in surprise.

Cream Xiaosheng immediately shuddered, "I'm sorry, that was before, the current school bully is not just himself, He Haoran, has been cut off by me." ”

The big nose suddenly paid attention, "You have some ability." ”

"Well, so, I don't want to make a fuss, so this matter is over, you guys go. Cream Xiaosheng suddenly took up his posture.

"Grass, what are you! We, Cheng Xiang Middle School, are you afraid of your fifth middle school, what are you pretending to be for us here!"

"You, don't push me!" Cream Xiaosheng's face was blushing for a while, and he was very embarrassed.

"What's wrong with forcing you? Just your mother, He Haoran is a man better than you, so you are still a school bully, are you a school bully who squeezed He Haoran dry in bed?"

Suddenly, the people below also laughed.

I listened to it very depressed, I didn't want to have anything to do with that sissy, the only relationship I had with him was that I was his brother-in-law.

"Don't force me to call someone! You have to know that I'm a school bully, and I'll respond to every call!"

"Grass, Lao Tzu is the most unaccustomed to being stupid at every turn, give me a beating first, and then we will divide the girls. The big nose let out a loud shout, and punched the cream Xiaosheng in the face.

The cream Xiaosheng's nose was beaten squarely, and the nosebleed gushed out at once, which was not spectacular.

"It's still a school bully!" Big Nose kicked the cream boy to the ground again, and his little brother quickly surrounded Big Eye and Big Beard, and beat the three of them with three punches and two kicks.

"Brother Liu Lang, where is your iron head skill?"

"Brother Shu, where is your golden bell hood iron cloth shirt?"

"Brother Yuanlin, where is your iron sand palm?"

Ma Dan, I found that none of the girls on my side were afraid, and they actually shouted on the side.

This clamor was okay, and the big nose was even more angry.

"Iron head gong?" kicked his head.

"Golden bell hood iron cloth shirt?" kicked underneath.

"Iron Sand Palm?" stomped his hands.

The three of them were beaten so badly that they kept rolling on the ground and were in a state of embarrassment.

"Big brothers, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please let us go. Cream Xiaosheng's whole face was trampled and swollen, his demeanor was no longer there, and he knelt on the ground in embarrassment and begged for mercy.

"Aren't you a school bully? Don't you lose the face of your fifth middle school?"

Cream Xiaosheng fell to the ground and got up again and moved to the big nose, "Brother, I'm wrong, in fact, I'm not a bully of No. 5 Middle School, I'm not Liu Lang, we're just students in No. 3 Middle School and Senior High School, we just pretended to be Liu Lang just to pick up girls, you let us go." ”

Hearing that this girl recruited herself, the girls were disgusted for a while, of course, not because they were pretending to be identities, but because they were too useless, and they were soft so quickly.

"Yo he, I also learned to use this trick to pick up girls, yes, then these girls, I'll help you soak them, don't thank you uncle." The big nose said with a snort.

"Thank you, uncle, for helping us pick up girls!" Cream Xiaosheng kept kowtowing there.

And the big nose finally looked at us, and saw a bunch of big beauties, just like choosing a girl in a nightclub, he said to his subordinates: "You say, who do you want to choose?"

At this time, a little brother monkey was in a hurry, so he rushed up with a wicked smile, pointed at Sister Qingling and shouted: "I want this, this is bigger." ”

Seeing that his hand was about to touch Sister Qingling's body, Sister Qingling finally shouted: "Liu Lang!"

The cream boy on the side immediately replied: "I'm not Liu Lang, don't call Liu Lang, I'm going to be killed by you......"

Then, he was horrified to see that the little brother flew out upside down, five meters away!

I put away my feet, met the eyes of the audience, and said helplessly to the cream student: "Didn't you say it? I am Liu Lang Chinese!"