218, why don't you go upstairs and sleep tonight?
Wang Qi and Yu Wenli, who were holding hands and walking back, laughed for a while, and after a short break, Wang Qi asked Yu Wenli next to him:
"Wen Li, Xiao Ming and Zhuo Wei, have they always been so treasured? I really laughed to death just now!"
"yes! These two are very funny! they are very cheerful and lively types. Stay with them, no matter how boring people are, they will be amused by the two. Yu Wenli nodded and said.
"Then what engineering college did they enter in the first place? should they go to the special actor exam of the film and television academy, or go to talk about cross talk!"
"Hehe, I think too!"
When the two were about to approach the dormitory building, Wang Qi, who had been "not knowing the taste of meat for many days", suddenly felt like a fire all over his body, his heart was itchy and unbearable, and he immediately turned his head to Yu Wenli and whispered:
"Wen Li, why don't you go to sleep with me tonight? It's almost half past twelve, and most of the guys in the dormitory are also asleep. Let's be quiet when we open the door later, and you will get up early tomorrow morning and go back, and no one will know that you have spent the night in my room. ”
Yu Wenli actually thinks very much in her heart, this guy next to her is full of tricks, and his ability in that aspect is also very strong, and he can coax people, and he has a lot of fame, doing that kind of thing with him, every minute and every second, with infinite freshness, is the supreme enjoyment that makes her have endless memories.
However, the thought of the embarrassment and embarrassment after being bumped into made her instinctively deterred.
Yu Wenli thought about it, held back the tempting voice in her heart, shook her head and said in a low voice:
"No, I'd better go back to my room. The rooms in the dormitory are not very soundproof, and the beds are high and low...... One...... When it moved, it jingled everywhere and sounded terrifyingly. ”
"It's okay, Wen Li, we can 'see the sages and think together', learn from Zhuo Wei and Xiao Ming's methods, spread a blanket on the floor, and when the time comes, you kneel on the ground, hehe......" Thinking of the beauty, Wang Qi couldn't help but let out a lewd laugh.
His words immediately made Yu Wenli's face flush with shame, pinched him, and said: "Go! I won't do it! In summer, people's favorite thing is to wear shorts, do you think people can't wear shorts?"
"That's okay without kneeling, there is no cotton wool or mattress, and kneeling directly on the floor is really kneeling. Then just stand—it's okay to stand, isn't it??"
Yu Wenli's face turned even redder, her face was feverish, her ears were hot, and even her breathing became short, and she shook her head quickly in shame:
"If you don't do it, you won't do it if you kill me! It's embarrassing...... Oh my God, Wang Qi, where did you know so much of this mess and shame? You still say that you were a virgin before you met me, and I don't believe it! Now I don't believe it at all—how can you be a virgin who knows everything?"
Seeing that the other party actually questioned his identity as a virgin, Wang Qi immediately touched his chest and said with a serious face:
As for those messy things, of course, I didn't get them by self-taught, they were all put up by listening to Zhou Jiang, Li Shuang, Wu Xiaolong, and these guys when they were bored. Familiar with 300 Tang poems, I can't make poems and can chant, I have listened to a lot, I have been mixed for a long time, your husband draws inferences from one another, and his learning and comprehension ability is strong.
In order to clear his suspicion of stealing moves from the little yellow book, Wang Qi didn't blink, and directly sold a few guys in the bedroom who were much purer than him.
Wang Qi bitterly swore and swore to tempt Yu Wenli to go upstairs with him, go to Wushan together, and bathe in the rain clouds together, saying that he must be careful and careful later, slow and slow, if she does not agree, she will never speed up, let alone send a "big trick" that can kill people, say good and bad, plus Yu Wenli, who has not been intimate with her lover for many days, is also very yearning for that kind of thing, as well as the "Zhuyu in front" of Zhuo Wei and Xiao Ming, and finally nodded shamefully.
"Still, you have to make sure you just ...... The words that I have just promised are not allowed...... You are not allowed to rectify the family, otherwise, they will definitely not go to you in the future!" Yu Wenli, whose pretty face was flushed, bit her lip and said tremblingly.
"Guarantee, 10,000 guarantees! You can rest assured, Wenli, when the time comes, I will hand over the accelerator, brakes, and steering wheel to you, and I will be a puppet, a puppet, and an inflatable doll for your husband, okay?
"In short, if you don't move, I won't move, if you move, I won't move, everything will be up to you, okay?" Wang Qi patted his chest again and whispered a promise.
Now he finally realizes that once a man is impulsive, it is really a loss of reason, a complete loss of discipline, and he can tell all nonsense and guarantees!
So, the two who were determined to do so held hands, tiptoed, and climbed the stairs like thieves.
1st floor, 2nd floor, 3rd floor...... Sixth floor. The few flights of stairs that could have been climbed in less than two minutes took a full five minutes to climb to the door of 6-1 with light hands and feet, lest they should alarm their colleagues on the floor.
Then, Wang Qi reached into his trouser pocket, summoned the key from the cube, inserted it into the lock hole, turned it slightly, and after a few seconds, the door opened.
The living room was pitch black, and the two bedrooms where Zhou Jiang, Li Shuang, You Yu and others lived at the far end were also closed doors, and there was no light visible in the cracks in the doors below, and they were obviously already asleep.
At this time, Wang Qi smiled "hehe" and made a "husband wise" expression to Yu Wenli behind him. Yu Wenli gently pushed him from behind and asked him to turn on the light in his bedroom. Although she had been up two or three times, she was still a little unfamiliar with Wang Qi's bedroom.
"Wait, Wen Li, I'll go turn on the lights. As soon as the lights inside come on, you'll be right in. Wang Qi turned around and put his mouth to Yu Wenli's ear, whispered, and after speaking, opened his mouth and bit Yu Wenli's round and hot earlobe.
Yu Wenli let out a shudder, her legs subconsciously put together, and she quickly pushed Wang Qi to stop being weird.
Wang Qi walked to the door of his bedroom in the dark, twisted the spherical handle, unscrewed the bedroom door, and slapped the switch on the wall at the door with a "snap", and the small bedroom instantly released bright light. Wang Qi closed his eyes and was about to turn around to look at Yu Wenli behind him, when a familiar voice sounded in the bedroom:
"Seventh Brother...... Is Brother Qi back? I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I'm almost asleep. ”
This voice, isn't Wang Jianchao who else?
Wang Qi was so angry in his heart, he couldn't wait to go up and make this good death, but Wang Jianchao, who "died" here tonight, was put into the cube and directly vaporized it with a high temperature of 7652.4 °C!
And Yu Wenli behind him was also shocked, and immediately her pretty face turned white with fright, and she was stunned, she didn't even dare to say hello to Wang Qi, she turned around directly, opened the door, "knock knock", and ran downstairs as if she was running for her life.
Wang Qi took several deep breaths, and then calmed down the lust and anger in his heart, and his face changed to an expression of surprise and surprise, and said to Wang Jianchao, who had already sat up from his bed:
"It's Jianchao? You're a rare guest today! When did you come over? Why didn't you go to accompany your girlfriend?"
Wang Qi said as he turned around to close the outermost door, and before closing the door, he looked downstairs again, until there was a loud "bang" downstairs, and even after feeling some startling closing sound in the dead of night, he closed the door of his house and turned back to the bedroom.
"Alas, don't mention it, Seventh Brother! Today is the day when my Wang Jian is not alone. I was so depressed that I wanted to ask you for a drink, and I bought all the braised vegetables and beer, but after returning to the dormitory, Zhou Jiang said that you went with Xiao Ming's boyfriend, so I was the only one who borrowed wine to drown my sorrows.
"However, it's not interesting to drink alone, I only drank one can, there are five cans left, and the dishes haven't moved, or, Brother Qi, let's drink again, and have a supper?"
At this time, Wang Qi was forcibly cut off from his desires, and he wanted to drag a knife to cut people, where did he have the heart to have a supper with this guy who disturbed his good deeds! He pinched his eyebrows with his fingers, sat on the edge of his bed, handed Wang Jianchao over, pulled off the pull ring, and put the foaming beer can on the desk, and did not drink, but said:
"Don't drink first, talk about your business first—what's the trouble?