14. The lovesickness of the little fat man
Sending Pu Xiaoxiang away, Jiang Shuiyuan returned to the room with a large pile of books, and in line with the principle of resource sharing, he asked Shi Yangdao: "Do you want to see it?" β
"Don't look!" Shi Yang replied very dryly, lying on the bed holding his mobile phone and smirking, with a expression.
"It's almost time for the exam, what do you want to do if you don't read?"
"Of course, you waited for Miss Pu's call! You didn't see her leave and asked for my phone number?"
"If I'm not mistaken, she said, 'I'll call you when I have time.'" Now she is busy going home, and when she gets home, she has to clean up and go to bed, so how can she have time to call you for advice?
Shi Yang's face was full of sweetness and deep understanding of this, and he taught Jiang Shuiyuan in the tone of a passerby: "You don't understand this, do you? Sitting in the car and before going to bed, it is the time when you want to call your beloved the most!"
"Give, to the most beloved person? Hey, hey, I said Shi Yang, are you making a mistake?"
"Hehe, then don't you see Miss Pu's admiration and admiration for my profound knowledge! Do you know what kind of man young girls admire the most? It's not that you are such a handsome guy with such good looks and high intelligence, because they know very well that they can't control it. They like a heart-to-heart feeling, or the impulse of a moth to a fire, just as a lark or a thrush can sing a song with a variety of tunes and a gentle tune, but a woodpecker wins the heart of the opposite sex by the sound of striking a dead wood, and a peacock and a pheasant have colorful and colorful feathers, but a warship bird shows off its strength with its well-developed throat pouch. Only by understanding this biological courtship knowledge can we understand why those ladies like street gangsters, and bright girls choose honest and cute scholarsββ obviously, Miss Pu appreciates my seriousness, depth and humor!"
ββ¦β¦ That's right, you're quite humorous. Jiang Shuiyuan was already reflecting on whether he had gone too far, "But appreciation and worship can't be eaten, you should obediently come over and read a book and prepare for the next exam!"
Shi Yang stretched out his arms on the bed and chanted aloud in the poetry recitation tune of the evening: "Ah! Brave and loyal knight, who spends the night in the wilderness of the woods, misses the person he loves, sleeps all night, does not eat for several days, and nourishes himself only by sweet lovesickness. This is the power of love! As for the hopeless and useless exams, let him go!"
"Brother, please think about it with your fingernail-sized brain, what kind of boy has never seen a beautiful woman like a flower? Will you be like you with a little tadpole in your head, and it will fall in love at first sight when you meet someone casually? I advise you to go to the bathroom to take a cold shower, or go out for a half marathon in the cold wind, and ensure that you are refreshed when you come back, and feel that the so-called appreciation and love before are all pink vanity!"
"Cut, you're jealous!
Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head helplessly. The so-called "medicine does not die of disease, and Buddha is destined for people", since the little fat man admits death and wants to run all the way to the dark, then let him be! Anyway, his foundation is there, and a delay of a day or two will not affect the final test results. Besides, isn't it also the goal of his own effort to silence him? So the room fell silent, except for the sound of flipping books and the sound of someone smirking in the room.
At half past ten, Jiang Shuiyuan washed up on time, turned off the lights and went to bed.
I don't know what time it was at night, Jiang Shuiyuan was sleeping deeply, and he felt that someone was pushing him. When I opened my eyes in a daze, I saw Shi Yang staring at his rabbit-like eyes, still holding his mobile phone in his hand, and couldn't help frowning: "What are you doing?"
"She hasn't called me!" Shi Yang's voice was three points of confusion, two points of tiredness, and five points of loss.
"Didn't I say that? Pu Xiaoxiang said 'I'll call you when I have time', since she didn't call you, it means that she doesn't have time to pay attention to you for the time being, or that people don't want to contact you at all. β
"Could it be that I made a mistake when I gave her her phone number?"
"Is it 14356987237?"
"Yes. β
"That's right. β
"Then, is it possible that Miss Pu made a mistake when she remembered the number?"
ββ¦β¦β
Shi Yang shrunk his neck and asked carelessly, "Mr. Jiang, do you have Miss Pu's phone number?" I want to call her to confirm." β
"Who are you calling in the middle of the night?
"But, I can't sleep!"
"If you can't sleep, you squint! If you don't sleep, don't others sleep either?"
ββ¦β¦ Oh. Then Jiang Shuiyuan heard Shi Yang return to his bed, still holding his mobile phone in his hand in a daze, and let out a suppressed sigh from time to time.
This kid can't be crazy, right? Now, Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to tell the truth: "Shi Yang, let me tell you the truth, in fact, I deliberately arranged for you to meet Pu Xiaoxiang today, because you have been asking me to invest money in your project, but I really don't have any money, and I can't be annoyed by your chatter, I just happened to go downstairs and met Pu Xiaoxiang, so I asked her to help me divert your attention, who knew that it would be like this." I'm really sorry!"
"Oh. β
"Oh what do you mean?"
Shi Yang shook his head vaguely: "I know that Mr. Jiang, you are kind, seeing that I can't sleep, I am worried that something will happen to me, and I deliberately made up a reason to excuse me." Don't worry, I'm fine! Alas, the human sea is deep, and it is not half lovesick. There is still no end to the sea, and there is no end to lovesickness. Carry the piano to the high-rise building, and the building is full of moonlight. Playing the acacia song, the strings are broken for a while!"
"I ββ!" Jiang Shuiyuan had nothing to do, so he simply pulled the quilt and covered his head, out of sight and out of mind.
Young people sleep well, especially Jiang Shuiyuan's regular work and rest, although he was troubled by Shi Yang, he quickly fell asleep. I woke up on time at half past six the next day, got up and was about to go out to exercise, and saw Shi Yang lying there with his eyes stared, his eyes were as black as a panda: "Hey, I said Shi Yang, should you be like Zhang Fei, you don't close your eyes when you sleep, right?"
"I didn't sleep!"
"Haven't slept all night?"
"Yes, I guess Miss Pu has been busy since she went back, so she hasn't called me. By the way, can you give me Miss Pu's number? I want to call her. β
"Now?"
"yes, just called her to say good morning!"
Jiang Shuiyuan thought about it and decided to give him Pu Xiaoxiang's phone number. It may be better to puncture his pink dreams directly, lest he fall into boring unrequited love all the time and delay his exams and studies. After telling him the number, Shi Yang was like a chicken blood, and he immediately came to his senses. Jiang Shuiyuan was about to go out, but he grabbed him: "By the way, Mr. Jiang, when does Miss Pu usually get up?"
"How do I know this? Ask her parents!"
"Then I call her now, will it disturb her?"
"I really don't know. β
"So what does she usually do when she gets up in the morning?
"Please, brother, do you think I might know these details?"
"Oh well. β
Jiang Shuiyuan went out and ran around the hotel a few times, punched twice, felt that his whole body was moving, and then he returned to the room steaming, and saw Shi Yang pacing back and forth in the room with his mobile phone, and he couldn't help but ask, "Did you call?"
"I haven't called yet," Shi Yang replied with a sad face, "I don't know what to say after I get on the phone!"
"I ββ!" the water source of the river can't help but be angry.