Chapter 60: Cocooning Yourself
There was once a crooked-mouthed fat man surnamed Luo who said that love is like an exam, women are examiners, men are candidates, if you follow the rules of the exam, the examiner will give you a passing grade at most, that is, let you be a spare tire, you will always be the second choice.
Smart candidates will cheat, but the candidates' cheating behaviors and all kinds of small tricks are actually in the eyes of the examiner, and they all understand it. It's just that although they see it, they won't say it easily, but if you cheat too poorly, they will invite you out of the exam room, and if your cheating is very much in line with their hearts, it is best to have a little innovation, then the most harmonious and happy will be.
In Luo Pang's words, that is, prepare a small umbrella.
"Are you sure you do that?"
"I'm pretty sure!"
"Do you have to do this?"
"It has to be!"
"Alright then!"
This conversation between Huang Yubo and Wu Xiang took place at night, at night at the film school, at night in front of the girls' dormitory building of the film school!
I saw a bunch of candles in front of Wu Xiang, which were spelled into several letters, a 'I', a heart-shaped, and a 'U'. And Huang Yubo helped to light these candles, and naturally, this move has attracted the majority of teachers and students to watch.
This is so interesting, what kind of moth is this kid Wu Xiang going to have?
This guy came to the girls' dormitory to do this, it can't be a confession from a scholar, right?
Seeing that the candles were lit, and sure enough, a good shape was formed, Wu Xiang took out the big horn that had been prepared for a long time, and shouted at the roof of the building.
"Huang Yi, I miss you, Huang Yi, I like you......"
"!" As soon as this voice came out, the teachers and students of the film academy were stupid, is there a sense of immediacy in this "Something to Say"? Wu Xiang still uses a Northeast accent, like Zhao Bensan and Uncle Zhao?
Wu Xiang swore to the sky, he is definitely not a scholar, although he has such a horn, but this horn must be added, you must know that Huang Yi, a classmate of the Lu Taoist family, lives on the eighth floor.
Kick and stare ...... Don't say it, the heroine really appeared, and the power of this horn is okay.
As soon as Wu Xiang saw that classmate Huang Yi appeared in front of him gracefully, a smile involuntarily appeared on his face, and he was about to speak, but ......
At this time, Huang Yi suddenly took out a red fire extinguisher from behind him and sprayed the candles on the ground!
Puff, puff...... Stupid, everyone was stupid, Wu Xiang was even more shocked and motionless!
Don't say it, this fire extinguisher is of good quality, it's really good, after a while, the shape of the candle will be gone, and this is still dry powder, I was stunned to spray Wu Xiang, and I don't know if Huang Yi was sincere or unintentional.
"I'll tell you Wu Xiang! I'll follow you, no way!" Huang Yi put down this sentence, dropped the fire extinguisher, turned around and went back to the dormitory, and went upstairs!
The scene of "......" was silent, no one thought that Huang Yi, a woman, would refuse so simply, you must know that it is 99 years, and it is absolutely rare to chase girls like Wu Xiang now, but people just don't appreciate it.
"Xiangzi, you, you're okay, right?" Huang Hongbo hid a long way just now, and he was scary when he looked at Huang Yi's posture.
"It's okay, hey, let's go. With a click, the big horn in Wu Xiang's hand fell to the ground, and then this guy walked back very lonely, and he didn't care about the mess all over the ground.
But what about the other side?
"Aha......" returned to the dormitory on the eighth floor, Huang Yi's smile was not at all imaged, this mouth was grinning, and tears were about to come out.
"You, you're still laughing?" Today is a big shock, how can Zeng Hui and Deni miss it?
"Are you insane?"
"Hahaha...... No, I can't hold it back. "Huang Yi really can't hold back, when she sees the loneliness on Wu Xiang's face, it's fun to think about it, she finally has a 'big revenge'!
"No, I said you woman, why are you ......" Deni over there didn't know what to say.
Zeng Hui immediately said: "I can see it now, Wu Xiang is really good, and he has made so many tricks with that face, but you are a woman, why are you so ruthless......?
It is undeniable that Zeng Hui and Deni are right to scold, but there is ...... in this
"Hahaha, no, I, no, I'm here, I can't help it. Huang Yi still couldn't stop laughing.
What's that?
At this time, Zeng Hui and Deni realized that this was a little wrong, could it be ......
Houhai, this place is quite far from the film academy, at least ten miles, however, there are some small alleys and shops in this place that are very interesting, and many people like to travel here when they come to the capital.
"Giggles, you're fine, are you?"
"No, can you not laugh when you ask me if I'm okay?"
This dialogue is a man and a woman, and the protagonists are Hai Qing and Wu Xiang, who made a 'good story' in the film school not long ago.
"Giggle......" Hai Qing was actually trying her best to control it, but her eyes were still smiling.
"Qing'er, why did I fall in love with you, you said that you just pouted me with a full head, and then asked me to come out to go shopping with you, and then you laughed at me and laughed like this, hey~" Wu Xiang felt that this was sprinkling salt on his wounds, the key is that he can't say anything yet, is this terrible?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, but I just can't help it. Hai Qing was holding back a smile, but the more she held back, the more she wanted to laugh.
"Why can't you help it?" Wu Xiang is now the 'object of ridicule', he deeply feels what it feels like to be built on his own pain by others, and this feeling is still willing for him.
How can you be willing?
It's very simple, in fact, yesterday Haiqing couldn't stop Wu Xiang's offensive, she had already surrendered, but there was a condition for people, that is, they couldn't let their classmates know the way.
The reason is very simple, as long as you don't let your classmates know the way, then your mother won't know the way, in this way, you will be safe, and you won't be a sugar daddy when you go to school!
The reason is very sufficient, but Wu Xiang feels depressed, because he is not a big money, I am your classmate.
"But you are a rich classmate, and you are now worth millions and millions at every turn, and it's not a big money?" I have to say that what Haiqing said is right.
Because the current situation is that many people already know that Wu Xiang is pursuing Huang Yi, and this matter has already spread, so Wu Xiang, don't you like to use bitter meat tricks, so let's do it again.
The previous candle lighting and loudspeaker shouting, it was Wu Xiang's idea, and now this guy has finally realized what it means to be 'cocooned and self-bound'.
Don't say it, his self-restraint is really quite willing, because he knows that Dao Haiqing's performance is all the opposite, and the more he refuses, the more it means......
"Giggle...... "It's just that this laugh is a little too powerful, Wu Xiang is a little troubled, Hai Qing calmed down a little and said: "I just feel very cool, really, in my mind, all the things between the two of us, it seems that you are taking advantage of me, I can be regarded as getting it back......!"
The more you laugh, the more you lose your image, Wu Xiang is completely defeated, forget it, since you come out, you will have a good stroll, there is not much time, "Qing'er, are you hungry, have a supper?"
Of course Haiqing agreed, but she had some opinions, "Can you not call it that?" Qing'er, Qing'er's, as if I am light, change the name?"
"Why do you change it? Do I call you 'Yi'? Little 'Yi' can't do it, it's a bad generation. Wu Xiang said helplessly.
"Quack quack...... no, Haiqing seems to have been laughed at again, or he has eaten Xuanmai's chewing gum and can't stop.
"Alright, alright, don't die laughing. Wu Xiang actually deliberately teased her.
Hold back for a while, pay attention to your image, although your image is long gone, "What, your clothes are dirty, or I'll wash you." ”
"But come on, if you don't get it right and let me play it again, I can't stand it. "Wu Xiang actually felt very sorry for her, and it was all vindictive before.
"Giggle...... Haiqing's laughter is actually very low, she can laugh for a long time on many things, "That, let me tell you one thing, I laughed too hard just now, and I was seen by Zeng Hui and Dini, I can't stand the torture of the two of them, I confessed honestly." ”
Girls, of course, are squeaky nests.
"It's a big groove!" Wu Xiang was startled when he heard it, he naturally knew what Dao Haiqing was talking about, "Do you still want me to play again?"
"Giggle...... Of course not, I still believe the two of them, and I shouldn't talk nonsense......"
No matter how you look at it, these are all sweet couples, and it's not too eye-catching to mix in this crowd, but in film school, it's a fried pot.
"I heard that no? Wu Xiang chased Huang Yi, but was pouted by Huang Yi. ”
"It's time to kick the iron plate! This kid is too smooth. ”
Male students generally like this tune, but female students are different.
"Huang Yi, this woman is too weird, what's wrong with Wu Xiang? This has won an award before graduating, and some teachers at the box office of other people's movies can't catch up with it for a lifetime. With Huang Yi's figure, she is embarrassed to be coquettish, really!"
"It's just ......"
"I see, that Wu Xiang fell in love with Huang Yi when he first went to school, haven't you forgotten the bet between the two of them? I guess this is what he is trying to get Huang Yi's attention. ”
"Wouldn't it?
"Still, I think he's childish and cute. ”
"Giggles, you can't have a crush on him, do you?"
"I'm going to kill you!"
Anyway, there is anything to say, Wu Xiang's group of friends can't help but comfort him, naturally, Wu Xiang can only laugh at the kindness of the brothers.
Wu Xiang was not affected much, he still attended classes with peace of mind, he had considered this situation, so Haiqing's side should be fine, but when he followed Teacher Han's arrangement and went to the photography class to audit, someone came to him.
"You're Wu Xiang, you're very creative, I took a few photos yesterday, and the people from today's school newspaper are here to take care of me, and I have to get your consent anyway." ”
The person in front of him has a round face, a little fat, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his hair is curly. When Wu Xiang saw this, he recognized it, isn't this the future great director Ning Hao!
Wu Xiang remembered that Ning Hao graduated from the Film Academy and happened to be from the Photography Department.
"Hey, I'm Wu Xiang, and I haven't asked for advice yet. "In the face of future directors, how can Wu Xiang be lazy?
"Hello, my name is Ning Hao, I didn't get your consent when I was shooting, I took it when I had the equipment at hand, I'm sorry. "People are very polite.
There's no way to be rude, don't look at Wu Xiang like this, and he is younger than himself, but the current situation is that Wu Xiang is already a well-known director, and he is still level 97, and Ning Hao is a freshman level 99.
"Okay, okay, don't be embarrassed, I'll take a look. Oh, it's a good shot!" Wu Xiang couldn't turn around.
"Can I give the school newspaper then?"
"Then, of course it won't work!" Although Wu Xiang was excited, he was not stupid.
(PS,There will be book friends who complain about the bad writing of the black car's love for the road.,But why should you write it?Because this paragraph is actually a theoretical knowledge of how to pick up girls.,So does this have anything to do with the plot?Of course, there is.,Don't forget what kind of movie the protagonist is making now.,The black car won't write anything that has nothing to do with the plot.。 In addition, you can take a look at Luo Fat's things, it's about love in the first issue of the second season of "Luo Ji Thinking", if you think it's useful for yourself to pick up girls, hehe, give a little reward to the black car, recommend it, hehehe...... )