Chapter 1036: Zero Success Rate (Third Update)

I nodded and said, "Thank you, I see." ”

"Here's a book of door rules, you take it and take a look, I just arrived today, I won't send you a task, you have a good rest, by the way, memorize the door rules, don't accidentally violate the door rules, that's going to die, there is no royal law here, the power of life and death is in the hands of those powerful people, they are the royal law, you know?"

I'm a little stunned, this is too cruel!

But before I came, I already had some mental preparations, in the world, I was not respected for my strength, and if I was poor, I would be killed, this is the rivers and lakes.

I nodded and said, "Can I walk around and get acquainted with this place?"

"Yes, you can, but don't run around, it's best to be in the area of the main hall, there are not many people in this place, and people will only come when there is something. The know-it-all said: "The other halls must have the task of cleaning, or summons to pass, otherwise they can't go, otherwise they will be caught, and the light ones will be beaten with a few boards, and the heavy ones will be arrested and confined." The jack-of-all-trades glanced at me and said, "The most important thing for you now is to adjust your mentality, forget the previous high-minded attitude, learn to be a man with your tail between your legs, and don't offend those people in the hall, especially the people in the White Tiger Hall, these people can't afford to mess with them." ”

"How many halls are there?" I glared at Jack of Trades.

"Four, Qinglong, Vermilion Bird, White Tiger, Xuanwu, and all of them are in the door rules, you can take a good look for yourself. The jack-of-all-trades waved his hand and went out the door.

I picked up the door rules, flipped through them, I was, all of them were traditional, where could I read it, so I simply closed it, and let him die, anyway, I just be careful.

I walked out of the dormitory door, feeling far less beautiful than I imagined, going to the special Kunlun Immortal Sect, what kind of ghost place is this.

According to my guess, even if these miscellaneous disciples clean until they die, they won't have any chance to cultivate, and when they see those old men, they will know that they have been wiped out of their edges and corners at all, and they are not angry at all.

I walked down the steps and towards the bottom of the mountain, those people just now should still be there, I went to ask them, and learn more about the Kunlun Immortal Sect, which will also help me act in the future.

Not long after I got down the steps, I heard someone chanting a poem, and he was full of affection: "A group of geese on the bridge, boo drove down the river, went down the river to catch the geese and cure the hungry, and went home to play with his wife after eating!"

With a snort, Lao Tzu burst into laughter instantly, what kind of poem is this?

But I heard someone shouting: "Xiucai, don't chant poetry, come and sweep the fallen leaves, your wife has already turned into white bones, playing with fart." ”

"Hey!" the man who was called Xiucai sighed, looking at his speech and demeanor, a scholar who was alive and well actually took a broom and began to sweep the fallen leaves.

I only heard Xiucai say: "You ordinary people, how can you understand my heart, it can really be said that there is no confidant in the world." ”

Bang bang, I applauded a few times and exclaimed: "What a friend all over the world, no one has a confidant, good poetry." ”

Everyone looked at me, and they were all stunned.

"Hello brothers. "I clenched my fists and greeted you.

"Good, good. Everyone else nodded, looking at me a little wrong, Xiucai said: "Good man, you see how good his spirit is, look at you again, you are defeated by reality, people, you should be a little ideal, a little pointed, at least live a little freely." ”

"Free and easy, Lao Tzu has swept the land here for three hundred years, how to be free and easy, the cultivation has not made any progress at all, when I came to the early stage of the Dan Realm, not only has it not risen now, but it is estimated that it will regress. "The good old man didn't even complain, but looked very calm.

Xiucai looked at me and asked, "Senior brother, just now the prince said that your Jin Dan is too miscellaneous, how many elements have you cultivated?"

I scratched my head, counted them, and said, "Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, all five elements." ”

As soon as he said it, the four people present were dumbfounded, Xiucai swallowed his saliva and said: "God, the five elements are complete, it is difficult to be promoted, if you cultivate one element, the probability of promotion is eighty percent, and if you cultivate two kinds, there will only be seven percent left, you have cultivated five kinds, the success rate is too low, half of the success rate is not there, no wonder the prince will say that you have no hope of being promoted." ”

My face turned green instantly, and I swallowed my saliva and said, "I haven't finished speaking, in addition to the five elements, I have also cultivated yin, yang, thunder and lightning, and Buddhist mindfulness!"

As soon as the words came out, the four people present were instantly petrified, and Leng did not move on the spot!

I'm so confused, how do I know so much, if I follow what he said, then the success rate of my promotion is not zero?

After a long time, the four of them reacted, Xiucai swallowed his saliva and said: "It's okay, there is no endless road, and there is still hope for hard work." ”

This is obviously a comforting word, and even I know it is a lie.

But the good old man is more realistic, he said: "It's okay, it doesn't matter how many kinds of cultivation he has, anyway, they all do the same miscellaneous labor, but I don't understand, why do you cultivate so much?"

I took a deep breath and said, "In the world, where do you know so many rules, that is, you will eat something good when you see it, and then it will become what it is now. ”

"Okay, since we are all senior brothers of the Miscellaneous Servant Palace, we will be our own people in the future, what is your name?" Xiucai asked.

"Wu Fan, Koutian Wu, mortal Fan. I said casually.

"Well, we'll take care of each other in the future. The good old man nodded.

"Please also ask a few senior brothers, take care of them in the future, junior brothers are new to this place, and many places do not understand. I said politely.

"Definitely, definitely. "These people seem to be so talkative.

Then I saw a person next to me with a broom, sitting on the ground, with his back against the tree, a person with dementia, and when I was polite just now, he didn't respond at all.

I looked at him and asked, "He's also the senior brother of our Miscellaneous Servant Palace?" ”

"He's crazy, just ignore him. Xiucai said.

"What's going on?" I asked curiously.

"Hey, I accidentally offended the people of the White Tiger Hall, and my brain was broken, and a good person became like this. Xiucai said speechlessly: "In the future, you should pay attention to yourself, offend other halls, and don't offend the people of the White Tiger Hall, the people of the White Tiger Hall are cross-sectional, and they don't treat us as human beings at all." ”

It seems that this White Tiger Hall is really notorious, just that Bai Yuantu, when he saw me in Wudang Mountain, he was arrogant and domineering, and he did it without saying a word, and after knowing my strength, he restrained a little.

There is also the prince Bai Liuli in their mouths, Lao Tzu is so powerful, he didn't even see him, so he made Lao Tzu a waste and was directly assigned to the miscellaneous service hall, fuck.

PS: Add more for the 19th National Congress of the Communist Party of China.

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