When the squirrel heard this, he became interested and asked, "Have you lost a lot of weight?"

The red boy said: "What is thin, when I grabbed him, the meat and the steamer couldn't be stuffed." Old fat ......"

When the squirrel heard this, his originally scrappy little eyes suddenly became stunned: "I have walked 108,000 miles, I am a vegetarian every day, and I am still fat?"

The red boy flickered and said: "Yes, so, this weight loss has nothing to do with your exercise and vegetarianism." ”

The squirrel said, "What does that have to do with it?"

The red boy said: "It has something to do with physique, some people are fat when they drink water." ”

The squirrel rubbed his little face bitterly and said, "Can't I even drink water?"

The red boy patted the squirrel and said, "Senior brother, if you don't drink water, you will die." I'm just telling you the fact that exercising, going vegan, and losing weight are useless. So ......"

"So, I've decided! I'm angry! I'm not losing weight! I'm going to eat pine nuts! I'm going to eat a lot of mushrooms!" After saying that, the squirrel ran out in a huff to find pine nuts and mushrooms.

The monkey lay on the wall, watched the squirrel go away, and then gave a thumbs up to the red boy and said, "Senior brother, it's amazing! If senior brother really loses weight, we won't have snacks in the future." ”

The red boy said: "No way, there has been no goods in my brother's nest for several days, I have to find a way to urge, hehe......"

Monkey: "Hehe...... Senior brother, who is the guy you said before who walked 108,000 miles with a weight and hasn't lost weight?"

The red boy said: "Zhu Bajie." ”

Monkey: "...... Pit!"

At this time, Fang Zheng also rested enough, got up and greeted the salted fish: "Jingzhi, let's go, go down the mountain with the teacher!"

"Master, don't you want us?" When the red boy heard that he was going down the mountain, he hurriedly ran over, hugged Fang Zheng's thighs, and looked at Fang Zheng pitifully.

Fang Zheng said: "In view of your poor performance last time, this time you will be deprived of the right to go down the mountain, and you will work the mountain to reform." Wait for the teacher to think that you are almost ready, and then take you down the mountain. ”

"Master, I think I've already reformed it, I've been thinking about it just now, and I really know it's wrong. "Red Boy doesn't give up.

It's a pity that Fang Zheng didn't eat his set at all, found a black cloth, wrapped the salted fish, and went directly down the mountain.

The red boy stood on the top of the mountain, looked at the back of Fang Zheng's departure, and said with a sad face: "I was abandoned by the master, so sad......"

"Senior brother, the second junior brother is back, and his small pocket is bulging. At this time, he came over and lowered his voice.

When the red boy heard this, all the decadence was swept away, and the thief said slowly: "Are you back?" go, Senior Brother Jingzhen, I will trouble you to call Senior Brother out to talk about your heart in a while, and I will go back and share your share." ”

"No problem!" the monkey assured with a pat on his chest.

Three little things, hehe, smiled, and left.

Not long after, the roar of a squirrel came from the monastery: "Where's my sword? I'm going to kill someone today......!"

Under the mountain, Fangzheng walked out of the mountains for the first time this time, he didn't know if he didn't go, he was scared when he walked, there were mountains outside the mountain, layer after layer, and there was not even a decent road. He completely relied on the talisman function of the treasure wheel to move mountains and rampage, otherwise he would have given up a long time ago if he had changed ordinary people.

After walking for a day, one person and one fish came out of the mountain, Fang Zheng hurriedly put the salted fish on his back, and after exerting a leaf of blindness, he sat on the roof of a bright big truck and set off, where to go, Fang Zheng didn't know.

Three days later, Fang Zheng looked at the completely unfamiliar city in front of him, and said with a click: "Jingzhi, how much dry food do we have left?"

Salted fish said in a low voice: "Master, it's been three or four days, and this morning is the last meal." If we don't prepare something to eat, we'll have to drink the northwest wind. ”

Fang Zheng nodded, indicating that he understood.

At this moment, Fang Zheng saw a store in the distance, and a sign was hanging at the door of the store, which read: "The 88th and 188th customers every day, free order!"

When Fang Zheng saw it, his eyes suddenly lit up!

At this moment, the door of the store has just opened, and the owner is packing up the things at the door, obviously, there is not a single customer inside!

Fang Zheng was immediately happy, and said with a smile: "The rice has fallen!"

So, Fang Zheng was not in a hurry to leave, and sat on the stone platform opposite the hotel with salted fish. If there is a guest, Fang Zheng will count one......

Just as Fang Zheng was counting, the salted fish shushed, Fang Zheng subconsciously looked to the side, and saw a child walking not far away and squatting down. The child was a little nervous, staring at the door of the hotel with a pair of big eyes, and the look was ......

If it weren't for the lack of murderous aura, Fang Zheng suspected that this kid wanted to blow up the hotel to avenge his blood revenge.

At this time, a guest came, and the child immediately broke off a finger, apparently counting.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned, wiped his nose, and whispered to the salted fish: "Hey, here is a food grab." ”

Salted fish said in a low voice: "Master, you let me out and scare him away in minutes." ”

Fang Zheng slapped the head of the fish in the black cloth, and scolded with a smile: "What are you angry with a child? Didn't you look at the two guests who went in before, didn't the child see it? Today's meal is indispensable for yours. ”

"What can I do without me?" Salted fish was a little uneasy, after all, they didn't hear the lone wolf tell them about the blood and tears of starving dogs down the mountain......

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "If you are missing, go back and prepare a double meal for the teacher!"

Salted fish immediately said: "A word is a certainty!"

Fang Zheng hummed and stopped talking.

As time went by, more and more guests came to the hotel, and Fang Zheng squatted there silently counting the number.

Finally, when it was time for the eightieth guest, the child suddenly turned around and ran away.

Seeing this scene, Fang Zheng wiped his nose, a little puzzled, and muttered, "Is this kid just here to count and play?

In this case, Fang Zheng was not polite, quietly waiting for the remaining guests to appear, so that he could grab the position of the 88th guest.

After waiting for a long time, finally, the eighty-seventh guest appeared, Fang Zheng hurriedly got up and strode towards the hotel, so as not to be preempted.

Founder came so quickly that it also attracted the attention of the store. After all, a big man squatted on the opposite side of the door from early in the morning and waited, watching, everyone should pay attention.

Seeing that Fang Zheng was coming, the store showed a hint of helplessness and a kind smile, obviously not disgusted by this kind of free meal, but a sincere businessman.

Seeing this scene, Fang Zheng was a little embarrassed, wondering if he would repay him in the future.

At this moment, Xianyu said, "Master, look behind you!"

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