Chapter 2 Two Little No Guesses Dragon and Phoenix Jade Pendant
The maid Xiaoyu carefully led Wen Ji and Yan Ling out of the hall.
As soon as he got down the steps, Wenji was so anxious to urinate that he couldn't wait to go to the toilet, so he broke free from the pull of Xiaoyu, spread his two little legs, and went straight to the pomegranate tree in the courtyard. After all, it's a child's home, where will there be a lot of scruples!
Seeing this, Yan Ling also hurriedly broke free, walked to the pomegranate tree, stood side by side with Wenji, picked up the small skirt, and came to pee quietly.
But Yan Ling suddenly shouted anxiously: "Brother Kiki, I can't pee." ”
"How come? I'll teach you: Push your ass forward...... Wenji proudly tightened his little buttocks, cocked his little cock, and peed into an old high arc, making a loud sound.
When Yan Ling heard that, he pushed his little buttocks forward, blushed his little pink face, and tightened his little mouth, wanting to pee, but he couldn't pee with a little effort.
"Brother Kiki, I still can't pee. Yan Ling looked aggrieved.
"Don't worry, let my brother see. Wenji finished peeing, took the little cock, bent his right leg, tilted his head, and looked down, "You don't have a little cock! You don't have a little cock, how can you pee?"
Wenji seemed to have discovered an amazing secret, and hurriedly said to Xiaoyu, the maid who came closer: "Sister Yu, Sister Yan Ling doesn't have a little cock. ”
"My eldest young master: Sister Yan Ling is a girl's family, of course there are no little cocks. When the maid Xiaoyu said this, she couldn't help but feel a flush flying up her cheeks.
"Then how do you pee?" Bunji was surprised and worried.
"Girls pee in squatting. Xiaoyu said, that is, she picked up Yan Ling, squatted down, and urinated for her.
"Why are you squatting to pee?" Wenji asked as he broke the casserole and asked the end.
After all, the maid Xiaoyu is also her daughter's family, and when she was asked about this, her face was flushed, and she didn't know how to answer for a while, she was embarrassed there, and finished urinating for Yan Ling.
But at this moment, a crisp and childish laughter suddenly sounded: "Uh, cluck...... Uhh......h
I saw a little girl suddenly jumping from the pomegranate tree, about four or five years old, dressed in a red skirt and a double bun on her head, looking pure and lively.
The little girl walked up to Wenji and pointed her finger at her, "Stupid! Because she's a woman, you're going to stand up and pee, and if she's a woman, you're going to squat and pee." I don't know what to do......?
"You...... Jiutian, where did you come from? Startle me, you're so annoying!" Wenji suddenly caught a glimpse of the little girl named Jiutian, shocked and panicked, and her stomach didn't deal with it.
"Oh...... I think my sister is annoying? I have a new sister, so I forgot about my sister? Okay, you compare: is my sister beautiful, or is this new sister beautiful?" Jiutian said, stretched out his little hand, and pulled Yan Ling beside him, standing side by side, and making a gesture.
The maid Xiaoyu obviously held Yan Ling in her arms, but she was pulled away by Jiutian without feeling, but she had already turned a blind eye to this eccentric Jiutian, so she didn't feel strange.
So, she hurriedly said, "Nine days, don't scare Sister Yan Ling." ”
Jiutian heard it, put his little face close to Yan Ling's little face, and stared at it with charming eyes: "Sister Yan Ling, you and sister, who is beautiful?"
Yan Ling tightened her body and turned her little head to the side, looking timid and scared.
"You're beautiful, okay?" Wen Ji rushed up, muttered angrily, and took Yan Ling's little hand, "Sister Yan Ling, ignore her, let's go!"
As soon as the words fell, Wenji took Yan Ling's little hand and turned around and walked towards the hall. The maid Xiaoyu hurriedly caught up, helped the two of them up the stone steps on their shoulders, and walked into the hall.
The little girl Jiutian glanced at this scene, her eyes suddenly became cold, and she let out a sneer that was extremely inappropriate for her age, but she did not follow the hall, because she knew that in the hall, there was a very powerful great monk.
The maid Xiaoyu led Wen Ji and Yan Ling back to the hall.
Yan Ling shook his small steps, walked straight to the shopkeeper Xu, climbed into his arms, and asked innocently: "Daddy: Why don't I have a little cock, why do I have to squat and pee?"
This question immediately stunned the adults in the hall, and after a while, everyone laughed.
Shopkeeper Xu smiled: "Silly boy, our Yanling is a girl." ”
"Why do girls have to squat and pee?" Yan Lingshan asked with her smart eyes.
"This ......," Shopkeeper Xu couldn't answer for a while.
"Jiutian said: Men pee standing up, women pee squatting!" At this moment, Wen Ji also climbed into Gongying's arms and said seriously.
"Hahahaha......" There was another hearty laugh in the hall.
"These two children are really childlike and unscrupulous, and they have no guesses. According to the poor monk, it is a good match, why don't the two families decide on a baby kiss?" the monk smiled.
This doll has been married since ancient times, and most of them are marriages between the two families.
The Tan family and the Xu family have had contacts in the timber business since the time of Ao Xianggong, and Gongying and Xu's shopkeeper can be regarded as inheriting their father's business, and they have maintained this business to this day, which can be described as close friends who know the roots. Today, the monk broke his word, but it was not in the hands of the two of them!
At that moment, Gongying stood up and saluted: "Virtuous brother, foolish brother has long had this intention. If the virtuous brother is not outside, today the foolish brother will borrow the auspicious words of the monk: set this doll for Wenji and Yan Ling. I don't know what the virtuous brother thinks?"
"Brother is polite, the younger brother just can't ask for it, today to have a monk as a matchmaker, it is a blessing for the two children, the younger brother has something to say. Shopkeeper Xu hurriedly stood up and replied.
"Hahahaha......... Unexpectedly, the poor monk turned out to be a big media today. The poor monk travels all over the world, destitute and has no long things, but since he has made this big match, he has to send a favor, I have a pair of dragon and phoenix pendants here, and the right to give it to the two children, as a thing to marry. The monk said, and really took out a pair of white jade pendants from his cuffs.
I saw that the white jade pendant has a dragon and phoenix, wearing a double spike, the combination is like a full plate of moon, and the division is like a cut melon, crystal soft and moist, very exquisite.
The public screening couple and the shopkeeper Xu saw it and were all pleasantly surprised.
Gongying said: "How dare you ask a monk to be so loving!"
"I can't say that I can't raise love, this pair of dragons and phoenixes is just an old thing in the early years of the poor monk, but if you want it to be magical, you have to borrow something that Ling Lang loves. "Monk humane.
"What is it?" shopkeeper Xu was puzzled.
"If this pair of dragon and phoenix pendants can be fused with the essence and blood of the two Linglang Lingai, then in the future, no matter where the two are scattered, only drop each person's essence blood on this jade pendant, even the ends of the earth can always meet, I don't know if the two are willing?"
"Since the two of them are married, they will naturally become husband and wife when they grow up, and they will depend on each other in the future, sharing joys and sorrows, if there is really such a miracle, how can they be reluctant to give up this essence and blood?"
The monk pointed on Yan Ling's right index finger, and saw blood flowing from Yan Ling's right index finger, dripping on the pair of dragon and phoenix jade pendants, melting, but there was no trace of Yan Ling's pain.
Gongying also hugged Wenji.
The monk wanted to do the same, and suddenly saw a black stone pendant leisurely exposed in front of Wenji's neck. The monk hurriedly pinched it with one hand and looked at it carefully, his expression was very condensed.
Gongying saw it, and hurriedly said: "This black stone pendant was originally brought out of the womb when my son Wenji was born. At that time, when he only held a piece of clotted blood in his hand and wanted to take it away, he cried uncontrollably. Wen Po felt strange and washed it clean, and it turned out to be a black stone, like an inkstone, and there was a small hole on it. Because it was brought out of his life, he wore a rope and hung it for him to beg for good luck. ”
The monk only looked at the black stone, and it seemed that he did not hear a word of the words of the public announcement.
After a while, he suddenly sighed: "Good stone, good stone, the poor monk finally got his true face, and it was really Dacheng martial arts to promote the Three Realms!"
When the Gongying couple and the shopkeeper Xu heard this, they looked at each other, inexplicable, and stunned.
In fact, the black stone is the most holy treasure in Dacheng Mansion - Wenwu Yan, and the allusion of "Dacheng Martial Arts Yang Three Realms" in the mouth of the monk is the battle of Fengxue Pavilion in Zhongshan that year.
In that year, Fengxue Pavilion stepped down the golden-headed blue unicorn, the left hand of the civil and military inkstone, the right hand with the light sword, and even punished the five people of the Jinao Island Gate, such as Yameng and Fengfu, broke the "Ten Hui Array", and finally used the civil and military inkstone to kill the mountain and sea god Candle Dragon, and put down the Zhongshan rebellion.
The achievements of the Wind and Snow Pavilion had already been rumored to be a good talk within the Three Realms, and this monk had also heard of it for a long time, so when he caught a glimpse of this black stone, he couldn't help but let out a heartfelt sigh.
The monk admired it, stuffed the black stone into Wenji's chest, raised his head, but realized that he could not speak at the right time, so he said, "Good stone, good stone...... Knowledge...... Got it. ”
"How can this black stone pendant be compared with the jade pendant of the monk, I am afraid that it will make the monk smile. Gongying answered.
"Don't talk the same day, don't talk the same day......" The monk shook his head and muttered, looking very impressed.
Yan Ling saw that the monk was slow to move, so he urged: "Brother Jiji, it's about to drip blood! It doesn't hurt at all." ”
"I'm not afraid of pain!" Wenji bit his lip and said.
The monk laughed, so he broke Wenji's left finger, took a few drops of blood and dropped them on the dragon and phoenix jade pendant, and the blood stains were scattered and disappeared suddenly.
Then, the monk broke the dragon and phoenix jade pendant, hung the dragon pendant to Yan Ling, and hung the phoenix pendant to Wen Ji, and said: "From now on, the blood of Ling Lang Ling's love will be fused together, there is a dragon in the phoenix, there is a phoenix in the dragon, the ends of the world will never be divided." ”