187, is it really true that Lao Tzu is weak and can be bullied?
Today is the weekend, and it is the day when Wang Qi fulfills his promise and invites Su Jingxian, Liu Qing and Liu Min to dinner. When he took the car at the door, he didn't go with Zhou Jiang and Wu Xiaolong to squeeze back to Liujiagang's transportation car, but jumped directly into the car to the center of Shawan District, ready to meet the three people who were shopping in Shawan District Pedestrian Street. Su Jingxian is still a student, while Liu Min and Liu Qing work in public institutions and state-owned enterprises, from 9 to 5 in the morning, with two days off every week, which is much easier than Wang Qi, a poor worm who works hard in a private enterprise that can only take one day off a week.
On the way, Wang Qi thought of Yu Wenli, who worked in Jiangbei, and thought about whether to notify her, but after thinking about it, he still felt that it should be a while later, and after the relationship between the two was more stable, it would be better to introduce Yu Wenli to his friends.
So, he sent a text message to Yu Wenli, saying that there was something going on in the evening, and she would probably be able to return to Liujiagang very late, so she didn't want to read it. But he didn't say what it was, because he didn't want to lie.
A minute later, Yu Wenli's text message came back, telling him to just take care of his own affairs and leave her alone, and did not ask him what happened at night to "come back very late".
The woman's empathy made Wang Qi feel uneasy, and he felt a little sorry for Wen Li, and after thinking about it, he felt that the next time everyone had a dinner, he would officially introduce Yu Wenli to Su Jingxian, Liu Qing and Liu Min.
At half past six in the evening, Wang went to the Shawan District, and after meeting the three people who were shopping in the mall, he asked the opinions of the three of them, and finally decided to eat the beautiful frog fish head.
On the way to the restaurant, Wang Qi found that Su Jingxian and Liu Min, a pair of girlfriends, walked in front, and Liu Qing walked behind alone. Wang Qi was puzzled, so he took two steps behind, walked to Liu Qing's side, and asked in a low voice:
"What's wrong, Brother Liu, I feel like something is wrong with you and your sister-in-law?"
"Alas, don't mention it! Your sister-in-law has been in a cold war with me, and she has been in a cold war for a week. I didn't come to invite her to eat roast chicken last week, the location was set, the boss chicken was killed, and I couldn't retreat, so that Liu Min and I didn't finish eating our stomachs, and finally had to pack.
"Xiao Qi, you have to help your brother Liu persuade your sister-in-law tonight, stop being petty! After all, this incident was also caused by you, huh? You are the initiator! You have to put out this fire you lit for me!" Liu Qing sighed, looked at the bewitching but untouchable back of his girlfriend in front of him, looked helpless, and then, suddenly his face turned pale, serious, and began to point the finger at Wang Qi.
As soon as Wang Qi heard the other party's explanation, as one of the parties involved, he immediately understood the reason why Su Jingxian and Liu Qing had an awkward quarrel, it must have been Su Jingxian who listened to Liu Qing's oil and vinegar, reversed black and white, and insisted on saying that his insignificant minor injury was "broken muscles and bones, blurred flesh and blood, and a lifetime is over" 's serious injury, and then made her so worried that she even cried in a hurry, but the final result turned out to be her boyfriend Liu Qing who was a hindrance in the middle, gloating, feeling that she was being tricked and being teased Su Jingxian was angry, so she had a cold war with her boyfriend!
"I said, how did Sister Jingxian ignore Liu Qing just now, she didn't have a good face! The cold war is good! If it were me, I wouldn't easily forgive this kind of 'villain' who gloated about this kind of schadenfreude and had no sympathy! I would definitely teach him a profound lesson, let him endure hardships, and understand that some jokes can't be made randomly!" Wang Qi's heart suddenly rose with a sense of relief, and he felt extremely happy.
However, when he listened to the other party's next few words of invitation and perfunctory words, he immediately became angry, and he couldn't wait to give this guy a big ear shave on the spot!
Nima, it's obvious that you're playing tricks in the middle, reversing black and white, and then being seen through by your woman, making your woman look down on you, but now you're beating up and blaming the cold war between the two of you on Lao Tzu's head! Is it really that Lao Tzu is your little brother, is he weak and can be bullied?
Wang Qi immediately snorted, with a gloomy face, looked at Liu Qing coldly, and said: "Brother Liu, what you say is not authentic? What do you mean that I am the 'initiator'? What do you call me 'lit fire'? If you hadn't kept your promise and told Sister Jingxian about what I had repeatedly told me to keep secret...... Brother Liu, Liu Qing, Liu Daxia, now I just found out, why are you so insidious?"
Liu Qing's words just now are just his habitual "inviting credit" and "beating a rake", which belongs to the daily behavior of "beating rabbits with grass", hitting if you can, and pulling down if you can't.
Now, seeing that Wang Qi saw through his plan, Liu Qingjun's face turned red, somewhat embarrassed.
But his reaction was still very fast, he snorted on the spot, stretched out his ape arm, hugged Wang Qi's shoulder, patted it hard, and began to gag, looking at him left and right:
"Xiao Qi, didn't I just joke with you, are you still serious? As a big man, you must be atmospheric, you can't learn from your sister-in-law, you can't be careful, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, you are entangled in things the size of a needle nose for a long time, you know?
"These are all the good words of your brother Liu walking the rivers and lakes, eating all directions, and the summary of your life's life experience. I don't tell him about ordinary people, but now I'm teaching it to my brother for free. Take it, no thanks!hahaha......"
After two years of contact, Wang Qi already fully understands what kind of person Liu Qing is in his bones, and he will not worry about this kind of person, just now he just grabbed the other party's sore feet and took advantage of the situation to fight back, so that the other party could not gain an inch, thinking that he was weak and could be bullied.
So, Wang Qi's face quickly changed to a "communicative" smile, twisted his body, and bounced Liu Qing's arm that was holding his shoulder, scolding with a "disgusted" smile:
"Get out, stay away from me! Although you are a handsome guy who is loved by everyone, Lao Tzu is not GAY!
His last sentence was bigger than all the previous words combined, and after Liu Qing heard it, he was immediately shocked, and the "chic and free" on his face could no longer be maintained, so he immediately made a bitter face, lowered his voice, and said with a begging face:
"My young master Wang, your brother Liu is already in a dilemma now, don't make trouble for me, okay? If your sister-in-law heard what she said just now, yes, I won't be alive anymore, next to the road, you just push me down with one palm and let the car crash to death!"
"Hmph! Do you know that you are in a dilemma and still step on two boats?" Wang Qi didn't want to let go of the other party immediately, so he snorted and said with a sneering face.
"Isn't it difficult to ride a tiger?" Liu Qing spread his hands and continued, "Xiao Qi, you don't have a girlfriend now, you don't understand many things, and I can't explain them clearly. When you have a woman in the future, taste the taste of a woman, and understand the benefits of a woman, then you will understand your brother Liu's difficulties now! It's not that you, Brother Liu, like the new and hate the old, and see different things, but many things are not controlled by people's will at all! Especially us men...... Alas, don't say it, don't say it, it's all tears if you talk too much.
"Women are like clothes, brothers are siblings! A thousand words, in a word, Xiao Qi, you have to understand, you Wang Qi is the best brother of my Liu Qing in this life, a brother for life! No matter how many women I have in the future, or I am alone, playing a bachelor, I will regard Xiao Qi as the most important, the most cherished, the most inseparable, and a good brother who shares weal and woe!" As he spoke, the expression on Liu Qing's face became solemn, with a solemn expression, and he spoke in a sonorous and powerful voice.
If Wang Qicai had not been in contact with Liu Qing for a long time, he would definitely be moved by this guy's righteous and awe-inspiring words, and then he would also follow the heart-to-heart and lungs, swear to the sky, and tell each other about their hearts.
But after years of contact and many betrayals, he has fully understood what kind of "goods" this guy is! It is true that he Wang Qi is his best friend of Liu Qing, because in addition to him, the "stupid", other people, after contacting Liu Qing for a period of time and understanding his character, quickly respected him, and now, the entire Jiangcheng, and he Wang Qi is still willing to "be heartfelt, fart upside down", "come when called, linger away" to mix with him, he said that Wang Qi is his best friend, and he is not wrong!
But in Liu Qing's heart, is it really "women are like clothes, brothers are siblings", it must be nonsense!
However, although he knew that Liu Qing was now "playing" with him, in order to save his crumbling image, he worked hard to save his crumbling image, and he would have to get along with each other in the future, Wang Qi didn't want to expose it.
So, in the face of Liu Qing's "deep affection", he also replied with "deep affection", patted the other party's shoulder, sighed and said:
"Brother Liu, don't say anything superfluous. I've known you for so long, what kind of person are you, whether it's worth it, brother, I still have a rod and scale in my heart.
"Don't worry, I'll persuade my sister-in-law to forgive you later.
Next time, if you don't keep your promise, betray me, curse me, and speak ill of me in front of my senior sister, even if my senior sister wants to break up with you next time, I will only watch from the sidelines, and never help you speak, and add half a sentence!
"It's serious, brother, what kind of 'betrayal', 'curse' is serious...... Hey, hey, I'm just joking with you, and you're all serious? Okay, if you don't open it, you won't open it! What you say to me in the future, I will definitely go in the left ear and go out in the right ear, and the Tao will not be passed on to non-people, and the law will not be passed on to the six ears, so it will always work, right?"
"Then I'll listen to his words and watch his deeds. ”
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