244. It's too uncomfortable to hold back Six watches
"Porphyry (not) ~~~~~~!!!!"
The sound was too loud, melodious, and echoed endlessly in front of the Ye ancestral hall.
Immediately interrupted Ye Mingjun's speech.
Suddenly......
The audience was shocked!
Who farts?
At this juncture, does it mean that the ancestors of the Ye family pioneered and struggled, and the help of the rest of the families was all fart?
Of course, the audience buzzed, full of pronunciations of ah, he, and so on.
Everyone was not stupid, and they aimed at Ye Mingyuan on the spot.
This old man died, his whole face was red and purple, and he was in infinite pain.
His face was dripping with sweat, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
In fact, he is very comfortable, his stomach is swollen early, this time, it is really transparent, like sitting in a cloud car.
But this is face......
A member of the Handong Ye clan behind him. All of them are going crazy.
The head of the house, if you don't let it go early, don't let it go late, what kind of fart are you farting at such an important ceremony?
Now it's all right. Do you want Handong Ye's face?
Do you want the face of the entire Ye family?
This is the ancestral hall where all the ancestors and ancestors are located......
On the ninth-level white jade platform, Ye Mingjun also couldn't hold it on his face.
Damn, Ye Mingyuan, you can really pick a time to fart!
He blushed for a while, but lowered his head when he saw Ye Mingyuan. I won't pursue it.
After all, this ritual has begun, and it will not work if you don't continue to do it.
He could only straighten his body and continued: "The ancestor of the Ye family, Hao Gong, asked the sky, two hundred and twenty-two years ago, at this moment, he was born in the Meiling Mountain in Guangnan. Ancestors ......"
At this point, Ye Mingyuan interrupted with another loud fart.
Suddenly, the audience was depressed again and shocked.
Ye Mingyuan was simply embarrassed and piggy, and his head was so low that he couldn't lower it anymore.
He can't figure it out, why did he let it go again?
Fuck, what's going on?
Even if he lowered his head, he could feel the contemptuous gazes from all directions, and he hated to kill him, right?
All the nobles and celebrities in the audience shook their heads secretly, alas, this is too tasteless, right?
Some people have already expressed disgust.
At this time, you just can't hold it back, can't you let it go quietly?
Do you have to make it so loud?
But who knows, Ye Mingyuan really can't stand it, and he can't control it quietly.
Zhao Man was secretly laughing, and he couldn't help it.
Little Shunzi, you're amusing my sister.
The injection given to the old immortal in the morning first made his knee joint weak regularly, but in fact, it also acted on the body at the same time, so that it produced waste gases and slowly attacked, and at this time, it was just right.
On stage, Ye Mingjun looked like he was going crazy, and his face was black.
But he still continued to memorize the manuscript he had already prepared, singing praises to his ancestors.
While carrying it, he paid attention to Ye Mingyuan's state, he was really afraid of this old cousin.
Everyone in the audience also noticed this, some laughed happily, and some shook their heads depressedly.
This Ye Hao ancestor is also a generation of heroes, the two hundred and twenty-second anniversary of his birth, a very solemn and serious matter, is Ye Mingyuan so two?
Ye Mingyuan also gritted his teeth bitterly, supporting, supporting!
Because he sensed that there was another one. Didn't put it out.
His face turned black and trembling all over his body, and his stomach was surging like five elements of thunder and fire, so uncomfortable!
This suffocation, the sweat soaked through the black dress, the urine that was holding back was about to come out, and the stomach was about to burst.
Ye Mingjun saw that this old cousin finally stopped farting and interrupted, and his heart was much more relaxed, but he also sped up the pace.
After finishing speaking, he directly transferred to the Handong Ye family to return to the sect, and said in a long voice: "As the contemporary head of the Ye family, at the behest of the second uncle, the Handong Ye family has worked hard to govern the country, served the country and the people, and made outstanding achievements, and was specially allowed to return to Yanjing." Please join all the members of the Handong clan with the members of my Yanjing Ye clan to incense the ancestors and ancestors, and kneel down to the sages to show that they belong to the same family and treat each other in harmony. Seek common development and create good results!"
After saying that, he really let out a long breath!
But looking at Ye Mingyuan's expression, he knew that it was not good.
Fortunately, Ye Mingyuan was still tense and holding on.
Thereupon. Ye Mingjun hurriedly turned around and lit the three-pillar incense.
Send it to Ye Mingyuan first, and hand it over to him forcefully.
Ye Mingyuan knew that the elder brother of the family master was dying of anger in his heart, but at this time, he was already in great pain, and his hands were already trembling wildly with the incense.
Follow. Ye Mingjun went back, lit three pillars of incense by himself, and waved his hand to Ye Mingyuan.
At that time, Ye Mingyuan had no choice but to grit his teeth and hold on. He led all the members of the Ye clan to step forward, stepped on the nine white jade steps, and walked towards the ancestral hall.
As soon as he arrived at the door, his left knee still couldn't support it, and he suddenly fell to his knees. The incense was sprinkled all over the ground, and he didn't say anything.
The next pass couldn't hold back, and suddenly, another crazy fart sounded, and the melodious roar was shocking.
Nima, the audience shook again. Boom.
Someone couldn't help it and laughed out loud with a pig.
There is even more endless contempt.
Mom sells batches, this fart in front of the ancestors...... There's no one anymore.,It's still a enhanced version.,It's like a little more than a minute.。
All the members of the Ye family simply collapsed. The feeling of being lost in my face.
Ye Mingjun's face was dark, he was almost crying, and he turned his head and glared at Ye Mingyuan angrily.
Ye Mingyuan was lying on the ground, already in tears, looking at Ye Mingjun helplessly. The back of the butt is still ringing, and the eyes seem to say: Brother, I really can't bear it, I can't bear it......
At this time, this guy is no longer a king. Rather, a wretched worm.
A poor worm who humiliates his ancestors in front of the world's magnates, a garbage old man who has no taste at all!
Even, a few heads of the family had stopped saying anything, turned their heads and didn't want to look, and even Jiang Zimin waved his hand and left.
Jiang Zimin is leaving, and the rest of the people are also going out one by one.
There was a lot of discussion, expressing dissatisfaction.
I thought that this little Zhuge came back and used to be the role cultivated by the next generation of the Ye family. It's going to be earth-shattering.
Who knows, this is the first official reappearance, and such a big person will be lost, will there be anything to do in the future?
Such a person should not welcome him to the Sect.
Associate with people like him in the future. It's a shame.
But it's okay, the Ye family's face is lost, and there will be one more fart Xiao Zhuge in the circle in the future, right?
Well, a joke!
Here, Ye Wenshan hurried over. Help the old man up.
When I helped him up, the last sound was gone, and it was finally over.
Ye Wenshan deeply understood that this must have been done by Mr. Shun, but how did he do it?
What a mystery!
Sir. You are a hero, and the result?
Or is it in the hands of an afterlife?
The devil knows what's behind it?
Ye Mingyuan grabbed the incense again, the whole person was completely embarrassed, and he wanted to die!
This face, this dignity, has been lost!
From the time I got on the plane to the present, the situation has been repeated, how can I say that it is auspicious?
Fortunately, at this time, he felt that his body was finally transparent, and he was no longer swollen.
He looked pitifully at Ye Mingjun, who had already wanted to break him into pieces, his face was sweaty, his old face was black and red, and he said softly helplessly: "Okay, okay......"
Ye Mingjun saw many people exiting. The whole face is even more dull.
This calls himself in the imperial capital in the future, how long will it take to raise his head?
The psychological shadow area is almost infinite.
He could only endure it first, approached Ye Mingyuan, and said in the noise of the audience: "You fucking fart again." Go back to Handong right away!"
Ye Mingyuan was terrified, but he felt that his body was indeed out of breath, so he nodded again and again.
This person has lost a lot of money, and if he doesn't do something ruthlessly in the future, he really won't be able to regain his dignity!
So, Ye Mingjun took him into the incomparably spacious ancestral hall.
Both came to the tall and majestic ancestor Ye Hao's spiritual seat, which was also in front of Ye Hao's golden statue, and the two knelt down.
The people of the Handong Ye clan in the back also came in and knelt behind them.
The people of the Yanjing Ye clan knelt behind them in all the rules, and lined up far away outside the ancestral hall to accompany the sacrifice.
No matter how many celebrities and nobles are gone, this ceremony has already been opened, and it must be completed, otherwise it will be disrespectful to the ancestors.
At the beginning of the worship, Ye Mingjun and Ye Mingyuan said in unison: "The ancestors are above, the eighth generation of grandson Ye Mingjun (Ye Mingyuan), pay tribute to incense and celebrate his birthday, thank Zu Longen!"
After speaking, holding the incense, the two kowtowed together and went down to bow for the first time.
Behind him, everyone knelt down, and the audience was quiet, extremely pious.
But just before all of them raised their heads, a lazy voice came from above their heads: "It's quite pompous, and your face is quite big, get up! Ye Mingyuan Ye Mingjun, you two are immortal, tonight, Lao Tzu is your ancestor!"
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