Chinese I hesitated a little and said, "Teacher Han, why didn't I receive the notification for the top English students?"

"You are also a top student with a zero score in the test?" Han Chunrong was not polite to me at all, it is estimated that she is already looking at Huang Haisheng's face by doing this.

"Alright then, I promise you. I said to her helplessly.

At this time, I suddenly heard the bell ringing for the end of class.

My heart thumped, and it was over.

I hurriedly said to Teacher Han: "Then I'll go back, Teacher Han, let's meet again." ”

I galloped back like a wild dog, but it was too late.

"Liu Lang, I will punish you, and you dare to sneak away!" I can hear the roar of the Hedong lion in my house from afar.

In the end, I bumped into her and was carried directly to the office by her ears.

The teachers were a little speechless when they saw me kill a horse pistol.

"Teacher Han, I didn't expect to see you so unexpectedly, it's really fateful. I said to Teacher Han, who had a blank face.

She was probably speechless to me.

"You just came to find Teacher Han?" He Tiantian looked at me suspiciously.

"You put my ears down first. "My ears are hot.

"Say, what are you doing here?" He Tiantian pulled harder.

"Hey, Mr. Han promised to give me a chance. "I screamed in pain.

"Fart, Mr. Han will promise you, I will, I will ......" He Tiantian blurted out.

"What are you?" I immediately felt energetic when I heard it, and my ears didn't hurt anymore.

"The old lady will give you a big health care in the evening!" He Tiantian whispered in my ear.

"That's what you said. "I was all excited, Ya's Heavenly Dao Wheel should not be happy, this great health care came so quickly, I was so happy that I was about to cry.

"Teacher He, I promised to give him a chance. At this time, Mr. Han came over and said.

When He Tiantian heard this, his hand couldn't help but loosen, and the whole person was stupid.

"No, Duan Chang, this guy ......" He Tiantian said with a sluggish expression.

Teacher Han said the conditions just now, and I took the opportunity to sneak back to the classroom.

When it was time for the third class to end, I immediately ran to the office again, "Mr. Han, it's so fateful that we meet again." ”

I've been using my own shamelessness to refresh the worldview of the teachers.

Teacher Han nodded and said a little embarrassedly, "You come with me." ”

He Tiantian saw that sparks were about to burst out of my eyes, and he followed closely behind me.

Han Chunrong took me to the door of the trapezoidal classroom, then handed me a pile of textbooks in his hand and said, "This is a set of Olympiad textbooks, I have folded all the lessons I will take today, and He Tiantian and I will listen to your class later." ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately stopped, "No, Mr. Han, I am easy to get nervous when you listen to it in the back." ”

"Then what do you want?" He Tiantian Feng was stunned.

"Isn't it just a matter of convincing every student? When the class is over, you can ask them if they are convinced. I said.

Teacher Han still wanted to say something, but at this time, He Tiantian actually pulled Teacher Han and said to me, "Okay, just do as you say." If you can't convince them, let alone Hainan, I'll spray you in the face of the seawater. ”

Saying that, He Tiantian directly pulled Teacher Han away.

I waited for a while before the bell rang before I mustered up the courage to walk in.

At this moment, there are about two dozen students sitting in the classroom, and when they saw me walk in, they didn't react at first, but when they saw me standing on the podium, they immediately exploded!

"What are you shouting, what are you shouting, I don't know if the class bell is ringing, give me silence!" I patted the podium and found that it was quite cool to stand on it, which was the feeling of being a teacher.

The students were stunned by me and speechless.

But right now, an unbridled laugh almost pierced my eardrums.

I looked at it, oh, surging sister, this existence like a-stirring stick is really ghostly.

and Su Xiaoxuan also sat next to her surging sister.

"Liu Lang, you pretended to be forced to come to the top class, hahaha. Chu Huaiyu pointed at me with a smile and said.

"Shut up, I don't want to go out of class!" I yelled at her.

I wanted to get off the horse as soon as I came up, but now there is a-stirring stick here, stumbling me everywhere, how can I get off the horse.

Su Xiaoxuan pulled Chu Huaiyu, and she shut up and didn't speak, but Su Xiaoxuan's eyes were also full of doubts.

"In this class, Mr. Han asked me to teach you. I said.

After this sentence came out, the whole class blew up again, and they all looked at me wrongly.

I understand that this group of people are all proud of the sky, how can I, a little-known person, easily obey me.

Since ancient times, literati have been light on each other, and top people have killed each other.

A boy with thick glasses stood up, "May I ask this classmate, what skills do you have to teach us, and how many points did you score in the English section test this time?"

"Why should I tell you how many points I scored, you just have to remember that from this moment on, I am your teacher. I said calmly.

"150 out of 150?" the thick-glassed boy asked.

"Almost. I said curtly.

"How much worse?" he seemed to be asking the bottom line.

I just wanted to continue pretending to be a master, but a voice came unexpectedly, "He scored zero in the test." ”

Chu Huaiyu, in my heart, I should not let the eternal king of-stirring sticks!

Chu Huaiyu's words suddenly surprised the whole class, a person with a zero score in the test, to teach a test with a score of more than 140?

The boy with thick glasses suddenly sneered: "This classmate, are you from a mental hospital?"

Looking at his mocking eyes, the anger in my heart came up, Ma Dan, there are two ways to convince this group of people, one is to suppress it with IQ, and the other is to beat them to serve!

I rushed down with a brisk stride, grabbed the boy's ear and carried it outside.

This trick is so cool, no wonder He Tiantian always likes to pinch my ears.

The boy was immediately furious, he wanted to hit me, and I kicked him out.

He was standing outside the classroom and wanted to come in and fight with me, and I picked up the whip on the podium and rowed it at him!

He flinched and jumped back out of the classroom.

I drew an invisible line on the ground with my whip and looked at him coldly, "Dare to cross this line and try!"

I saw his eyes change and change, and he turned around and wanted to leave.

"If you dare to take a step, try it, Lao Tzu will rush to your class and beat you!" I drank again, and he stood still for a moment.

This group of top students usually rely on their good grades and are pampered and proud, but when they really use their fists, they are all like Wang Ba.

I strode back to the podium and looked around, but no one dared to speak.

In front of everyone's eyes, I suddenly took off my T-shirt and threw it on the ground!

I slapped the podium naked and said loudly: "Even you people with fine skin and tender flesh still want to get angry at Lao Tzu! You also heard it just now, my name is Liu Lang! Which Liu Lang knows! Liu Lang who dares to go to his own homeroom teacher! Liu Lang who dares to fight at the school gate! Liu Lang who dares to break into the girls' middle school next door alone! Liu Lang who has two girlfriends who are academic bullies at the scene! Who is not convinced, stand up!"

As soon as I said this, the whole class didn't dare to say anything, and Chu Huaiyu and Su Xiaoxuan's faces turned red at the same time.

"It's not who I'm targeting, I dare to say, it's all rubbish!" I scolded again, "Isn't it good to score more than 140 points? Haven't you heard? Lao Tzu's 80 multiple-choice questions are made as multiple choices, and all the correct answers are avoided, can you do it!"

This awesome, I finally blows it out fiercely, Wang Ba is more than a time, pretending to be forced for a moment, cool!

"Open the textbook for me and listen to Lao Tzu's class! Whoever dares to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will cut whoever he carries a knife!" I opened the textbook domineeringly, and everyone's eyes were full of awe for me.

I gave the group a thirty-minute lesson in my native English, during which no one dared to squeak, except for them.

Chu Huaiyu and Su Xiaoxuan.

These two people didn't stir this time, but they assisted me very well, and they kept communicating with me in English during class, and I took them all and dismissed them speechless, and the eyes of my classmates gradually changed to me.

They thought I was a barbarian at first, but I proved to them with my own actions that Lao Tzu Wen can use the pen to control Lori, and Wu Neng can set a wife in bed!

After class, with Su Xiaoxuan's applause, everyone applauded me.

I slapped the table again, "Drum hair! Remember them all for me! Lao Tzu's name is Liu Lang! Zero points in the English test, still go to Hainan! Whoever dares to compete with Lao Tzu and show some real skills, just ask you, whether you are convinced by Lao Tzu!"

"Serve!" Chu Huaiyu was the first to answer.

"Serve. The rest of the classmates also replied one by one, and their eyes were quite complicated now.

It must be complicated, I can't beat it, I lost to it more than my grades, what is the meaning of this in the world, they have to find the true meaning of life again.

"This is what you said, Teacher Han will ask you if you are convinced, if I hear anyone say that you are not convinced, Lao Tzu will knock over his whole family!" I slapped the table again and picked up the clothes on the ground, "Give Lao Tzu a lesson!"

After I finished speaking, I took the lead in putting on my clothes and carrying the textbook and walked out.

The thick-glassed buddy outside the door is still doubting life.

I just took two steps, and I don't know where He Tiantian came from, "Liu Lang, the class is very domineering." ”

She was followed by Han Chunrong with a shocked face, she estimated that she would never see me in such a domineering way of teaching in her life.

"Are you eavesdropping?" I asked depressedly, feeling annoyed in my heart, I'm a pig's head, so many top students are born here, can the teacher rest assured that I can do whatever I want alone?

It's just that they didn't stop me, this must be He Tiantian's idea, let me finish the class.

Thinking of this, I can't help but feel a little grateful to Sister Tian Tian, which is equivalent to giving me this opportunity to prove myself in front of Teacher Han and these top students—other teachers will definitely kick me out of the school gate when they see me in class like this.

I was about to thank her with deep affection, but seeing her eyes was very meaningful.

"Teacher He, you are ......" I had a sense of foreboding.

"It's nothing, it's just that I listened to your class just now, and there is a sentence that the teacher is very emotional......" He Tiantian said with a smile.

"Which sentence?" I was full of emotion when I said a lot of things in class just now, and it was completely a foul education method.

He Tiantian suddenly grabbed my ear again with one hand, "That's what I said." ”

"Liu Lang, who dares to go to his own homeroom teacher!"

My head buzzed and I almost fell to my knees...... Cat flutter Chinese