Huai'an Fuzhong has always been known for its heavy homework load, Jiang Shuiyuan not only has to maintain the top three in the grade on the premise of not delaying getting up early to exercise and going to bed on time at night, but also has to participate in the training of the three groups of the Olympiad Society, as well as the actual combat drills of the Chinese Studies Lecture and Talk Club every afternoon, in addition to shouldering the great mission of serving as a class leader and managing the class, he has long been out of skills. Now he is stuffed into tasks such as practicing songs, preparing for essay contests, and writing speeches for flag-raising ceremonies for no reason, and he is so busy that he can't wait to split himself in half.

Wu Zichen, who followed behind like a fart every day, couldn't help frowning: "Boss, you're so busy working every day, aren't you tired?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a wry smile: "I'm not tired, the key is that it's quite annoying, I don't even have time to sit down and read a few idle pages quietly!"

"What do you mean?" Wu Zichen was a little unable to understand the water source of the river.

Jiang Shuiyuan tilted his head, blinked his eyes and slowly explained: "It's like asking you to do a thousand arithmetic problems for the third and fourth grades of elementary school every day, the questions are easy, and you won't feel very tired, but you will feel very annoyed to do this kind of boring problem day after day and year after year." That's how I feel now. ”

For Jiang Shuiyuan, who is about to finish the third year of high school, there is not much new in terms of the content of the teacher's lectures, the homework assigned after class, or the knowledge supplemented by the Olympiad Club. But as a class leader, I can't be absent from class, and I can't stop doing homework, so I can only hold on to it boringly, at most, I can't read a few pages of idle books. Of course, except for the tea party of the saint "teasing" Shi Ge Juntian, although he seems to be a comic, but he is indeed very real in his stomach, and he can always start from the simplest life phenomena and derive very profound mathematical propositions, which makes Jiang Shuiyuan and Zhang Jin feel refreshed and open.

After listening to Jiang Shuiyuan's distress, Wu Zichen couldn't help but kneel: "Boss, is it true that the teachers' mouth-like narration and the wordless curriculum of the Olympiad Club are just as simple as arithmetic problems in the third and fourth grades of primary school for you?" Great God, please accept my knees!"

Jiang Shuiyuan snorted a few times: "If you take your strength in compiling the "Huai'an Mansion Famous Flowers and Grass Point Records" to study, I'm afraid you will already be the first in the grade, and you still need to come to worship me, a mortal bone?

"As long as you have the boss, even if I hang my head bald and my thighs poke into a sieve, I won't be able to be the first in the grade. Since you can't be the first in the grade, how much is the difference between the second grade and the second hundred?" Wu Zichen said with a smile: "As for the book "Famous Flowers and Different Grasses", it was roughly completed last semester, but who knows that after the end of the year, it will be completely different! For example, Cai Xiaojia in our class was originally an inconspicuous yellow-haired girl, but in the blink of an eye, she became a soft girl. If the book is not properly adjusted, how can it be convincing?"

Jiang Shuiyuan pouted: "Didn't you keep saying that Cai Xiaojia has the potential to be a beauty? Why didn't you dare to put pen to paper when you wrote it on paper? Did you talk about it before, or couldn't you convince yourself?"

Wu Zichen raised his eyes and looked at the sky with a sneering expression: "If I want to talk about the recognition and appreciation of beautiful women, if I admit that I am second, I am afraid that no one in Huai'an Mansion will dare to call him the first! Yes, I have long discovered that a piece of cake has the potential to be a beautiful woman, but others have not discovered it! If I insist on ranking her very highly, what will others think of my painstaking work? Where will I be able to judge Judge Wu with an iron mouth?"

"You have Mao's credibility to speak of!" Jiang Shuiyuan looked disdainful, and then asked: "Then in your booklet, what is Cai Xiaojia's ranking?"

Wu Zichen took out a small notebook from his pocket, and after turning a few pages, he replied: "In the past, it was just a piece of cake to be on the potential list of candidates, and this belonged to my special care. Now it has ranked 17th on the list of famous flowers in the first year of high school and 59th on the list of famous flowers in the whole school, and I believe that there is still a lot of room for improvement in the future, and it is not impossible to even enter the top ten of the school!"

"Is there anyone in our class who is higher in the rankings than Cai Xiaojia?"

"Of course there is!" Wu Zichen replied with a smile, "Boss, you are a martial artist, Ze is born by the common people, thousands of generations, and dominates the rivers and lakes, but you are firmly in the first place on the list of different grasses in the whole school, how can it be compared to that little girl in a piece of cake?"

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but knock Wu Zichen with a burst of chest: "Tell you to arrange randomly! Although you are a big man who ranks up a school flower list is a bit low-level and interesting, it is still a bit of a pursuit, what does it mean to rank up boys?

Wu Zichen held his head and looked at Jiang Shuiyuan pitifully: "Men and women are equal! Boys want to look at the school flower list, and girls naturally want to look at the school grass list, how can they favor one over the other?"

Jiang Shuiyuan knew what kind of lazy person Wu Zichen was, and he didn't bother to bother with him: "You can platoise me, but you are not allowed to plaster me, and you can toss the rest as much as you like, okay?"

"Isn't this forcing me to vacate the first place on the list of different grass?" Wu Zichen muttered a few words and continued to answer Jiang Shuiyuan's question just now, "If you only talk about girls, no one in our class will be higher than Cai Xiaojia, and it is estimated that there will be no one in the future." ”

"What is the ranking of Pu Xiaoxiang?"

"Pu Xiaoxiang is naturally the first on the list of famous flowers in the school, and there is no doubt about it!"

After the New Year, Pu Xiaoxiang, a little girl, became more and more bright, her complexion was as clear as jade, and when her eyes were wandering, she was simply beautiful. Ranking first on the school's list of famous flowers is really expected.

Even if Jiang Shuiyuan doesn't deal with her well, she has to admit it. Fortunately, Jiang Shuiyuan didn't care about these, and after asking a few people randomly, he tried to see the dagger: "Then what is Liu Chenyu in the class next door?"

Wu Zichen flipped through the notebook in his hand again: "Liu Chenyu, right? If it was a year ago, she would still be ranked 28th on the list of famous flowers in the first year of high school, and 94th on the list of famous flowers in the whole school, but now she has fallen to 43rd, and she is behind Sun Shan on the list of famous flowers in the whole school." ”

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but be stunned: "Why did it fall so badly? You can't be blind there, right?"

Wu Zichen explained: "This is related to my iron-mouthed judgment of Judge Wu's reputation and credibility, how can it be a blind arrangement? I compiled this "Huai'an Mansion Famous Flowers and Herbs List" not only comprehensively measured the appearance, temperament, conversation and behavior of each selected person, and many other existing factors, but also took into account their future growth and development potential. Maybe someone first entered the school with clear eyebrows and handsome eyes, but when he looked crooked, he would become a fat-headed pig-headed pig with big ears in his second and third years of high school. If such a person appears on the list, wouldn't I be shameless to see Jiangdong's father?"

"You mean ——?"

Wu Zichen nodded: "Yes! According to my observation, Liu Chenyu's height has not changed much in the past six months from August last year to now, but his body has become plump day by day, which is not a good sign." You must know that girls are fourteen or fifteen years old when they are crazy about jointing, it is normal to grow six or seven centimeters a year, and when they grow taller, they will be thinner, because nutrition mainly supplies bone growth. Liu Chenyu is the opposite, which gives me reason to believe that her height has tended to be fixed, and she will only grow in weight and not in the future. For a long time in the future, her ranking on the grade school flower list will only fall, not rise, and it is even possible to fall out of the list!"

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but be shocked, and only refuted after a while: "Do you think that everyone is like you, looking at people only by their faces and figures? Tell you, although some people are more average in appearance, they are kind-hearted, lively and cheerful, kind to others, and helpful, and can still become goddesses in the hearts of everyone." And some girls have sharp tongues and sharp mouths, snakes and scorpions, although they have a good skin, everyone still thinks she has a hateful face. There is a good saying that girls are beautiful because they are cute, not cute because they are beautiful!"

"But now is the era of looking at faces!" Wu Zichen defended in a low voice.

Jiang Shuiyuan sneered: "If you look good and can decide everything, then why do you have to take the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination, and just change it to a beauty contest! Why are we still studying so hard for the exam? Wouldn't it be more direct and effective to go directly to Goryeo for plastic surgery!"

"Are there still fewer people who go to Goryeo for plastic surgery now?"

Jiang Shuiyuan glared at Wu Zichen fiercely: "I don't care what fallacies you have, and I don't care what kind of bullshit credibility you have, as long as you rank on this list, as long as you still recognize me as the boss, I hope you can do two things: first, rank Liu Chenyu as high as possible; Questions?"

"Boss, you've told me so, what other questions can I have, junior brother?" Wu Zichen replied helplessly, "But-"

"But what?"

Wu Zichen lowered his head and said: "Junior brother can naturally be ranked according to your wishes, boss, but who is beautiful and who is average, everyone has already had a rod and scale in their hearts, not that everyone thinks what I am! For example, boss, you are recognized by everyone as a new school grass, and any list that ranks you out of the top five will cause widespread doubts from all the girls in the school." And Liu Chenyu is just in the upper middle, if she is ranked in the top ten in the school, what do you think those girls will think of her, is she convinced or cynical?"

Jiang Shuiyuan rolled his eyes: "What kind of bullshit new school grass, even a crooked melon and cracked jujube like me can be ranked in the top five? Either you don't rank me, or you rank me outside the thirty in the grade, choose one of the two, you can look at it!" Wu Zichen suddenly shouted: "Please, boss, your skin is smooth and delicate, and your facial features are delicate and coordinated, not to mention that you are compared with boys, even if you put it in a girl, you are also first-class, how can you say that it is a crooked melon and cracked date?"

As Wu Zichen said, Jiang Shuiyuan's facial features are really impeccable.

Produced by aliens, it must be a high-quality product!

Jiang Shuiyuan frowned and said, "That's because you are dark under the light, and you don't see many of my shortcomings!"

"For example?"

"For example, I am very short! Everyone says that he is rich and handsome, and he is rich and handsome, so it can be seen that the first condition for a handsome guy is to be 'tall', and I don't meet this point alone, how can I be in the front?"

It is said that in the past six months or so, the height of Jiang Shuiyuan has increased by leaps and bounds, and great progress has been made, from a small body of more than 1.5 meters to cross the 160 mark in one fell swoop, and is striding towards 170. But because the foundation was too weak and the foundation was too thin, he was only at the middle level among the more than 30 boys in the class, and there was really no obvious height advantage. Even Wu Zichen couldn't deny this.

However, it is difficult to defeat the resourceful and eloquent Wu Tiezui: "As I said just now, the "Famous Flowers and Different Grass Point Records" not only focuses on the current appearance, figure, temperament and other factors, but also fully considers their respective development potential. Boss, although your height is only about 1.6 meters and less than 1.7 meters, you have grown by more than ten centimeters in the past year, and there is no sign of stagnation. According to this trend, not to mention 1.75 meters and 1.8 meters, it is possible to reach 1.85 meters and 1.9 meters. How can the condition 'high' be used to constrain you?"

After failing to make a plan, Jiang Shuiyuan decided to analyze his ugliest side with the most critical eye: "Another example is that my skin is too pale, not a healthy wheat color, and I lack the masculinity that a man should have!"

"Hahahaha, boss, you are not pale, but delicate and white!" Wu Zichen laughed three times, and then corrected seriously: "As for the lack of male masculinity, at that time, because the boss you had just turned fourteen years old, you were in the process of transforming from a child with no distinction between men and women to a teenager with a clear distinction between men and women. You must know that in the middle and late Qing Dynasty, thirteen or fourteen-year-old boys who could not distinguish between male and female were the pillars of the Liyuan Opera Troupe and the favorite of literati and doctors!"

The "......" river source was speechless.

Wu Zichen's eyes rolled, and he asked tentatively, "Boss, don't you like that Liu Chenyu?"

In fact, the relationship between Jiang Shuiyuan and Liu Chenyu is like a lice on the monk's head - obvious. The two of them are in the corridor every day, and the people next to them are not blind, and they have long known it in their hearts. After coming and going, it became a well-known secret. It's just that both of them are class leaders, one is quite popular with girls in the class, and the other is very powerful in the class, so everyone is reluctant to expose it directly, and they don't dare to ask in person. Today, Wu Zichen is the first person to eat crabs.

Jiang Shuiyuan did not deny it, but asked rhetorically: "Why, can't it?"

"Yes, of course. Why not?" Wu Zichen suddenly became interested, "It's just that you have to know the meaning of 'Qi Da Fei Couple', between a handsome guy who is extremely smart and has outstanding appearance, and a girl who is short in stature and ordinary in appearance, what do you think the final result will be?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said angrily: "Don't you eat radishes salty and don't worry about it! The dragon doesn't live with the snake? Xu Xian and the white lady live together, you know how happy you are!"

Wu Zichen sighed: "The oath of youth is like footprints on the snow, and it will be gone at dawn." Those who originally said that they would never be separated have long been scattered to the ends of the earth...... Don't worry, boss, you tell me about adjusting the ranking, and I'll take care of it. As for the matter between you and Liu Chenyu, the junior brother will not interfere, but I just advise you to think twice before acting, and don't make a fuss in the end!"

Wu Zichen turned around and left after speaking, looking at his staggering appearance, he was quite depressed and lonely.

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