Chapter 118: Embarrassment
Yang Shaofa, who was at the same table, was depressed quickly, but recovered quickly.
After being hit by Guan Xiaojun, he recovered violently the next day, and he had no nostalgia for the love that had died before he even started, as if it hadn't happened yesterday.
This kind of love that has just sprouted and is extinguished is the norm at this age, but there are almost no people who can really get along, only a few can maintain the relationship until high school, and then continue to maintain it until college, until they get married and start a family.
But this kind of love is one in ten thousand, and the vast majority of it withers before it blooms.
In his previous life, Guan Xiaojun had a love that lasted for ten years from high school to college and until graduation, but in the end he lost to space and time.
After the relationship was completely broken, Guan Xiaojun was covered in bruises, and it was not until he was in his thirties that the idea of getting married and having children arose, and the object was introduced by his sister, and he had lost the motivation to actively pursue the opposite sex in love.
Now that everything is coming all over again, Guan Xiaojun will never have any relationship with any woman in his previous life, since he is doing it again, then everything is done again, except for family affection, the rest will be cut and deleted, and then rebuilt.
The events of the previous life are only regarded as a dream, and when you wake up from the dream, some of the things in the dream naturally don't need to be taken seriously.
After all, he has the soul of an adult, and he is still more thoughtful in handling things than the students of this era and the teachers at school.
He already has a detailed plan for his life, and now he is moving forward step by step according to the planned pace, before going to college, Guan Xiaojun will refuse all overtures of the opposite sex, and he has no heart to talk about feelings with some little girls, too ridiculous and too naïve.
In addition to wasting time and energy, there is really no benefit at all, maybe you can vent your youthful impulses with each other in bed, but what is left?
If a person cannot control his lower body, then his future achievements will definitely be limited.
So when Yang Shaofa was distressed that no one liked him, Guan Xiaojun was thinking about what method to refuse the pursuit of these girls in the class, which must be decent, not stab their sensitive self-esteem, and not be too backward for others to see.
I haven't figured out what to do with this yet, it's already the weekend.
When he rode a bicycle and Guan Yang just entered the village, he saw his aunt Guan Hongye holding a small horn and shouting vigorously on the street, "Fewer children are eugenic, and a happy life! Only one is good, and one is a treasure, and if you can't afford more, you can't run away with fines!"
She held a **** in her mouth), blew it into a big balloon, held a big box in her hand, the box was full of sets, several children gathered around her, reached out to her to beg, and she took out one from the box for the child to play.
Two of the children filled the condom with some water and threw it around in their hands like cow eggs.
Guan Hongye was promoting family planning at this time, and the **** in her hand was handed down from the countryside, and every household was distributed for free.
However, at this time, people did not know what this set was for, and the people of the Family Planning Office described the function of this set vaguely when publicizing it, and even called it incorrectly.
Although Guan Hongye took the condom to do propaganda in the village, she never understood what this thing was in her life, nor did she understand what this thing was inevitably related to not having children.
Guan Hongye even called the name of this thing wrong, this should be the people in the township propaganda and training who spoke too fast, or did it on purpose, so now ****) is not called ****), it has a name that has been pronounced, called Bing Bubble.
"Hey, hey, a box of ice bubbles in a family, remember, don't have a second child, just have a child, the fine for giving birth to a second child is too bad!"
"Brother Hongyun, will you take one?"
"What do I want him to do? I'm over 60 years old, can I still have children?"
"Oops, blow it up as a balloon!"
"That'...... Give me a box, my grandson doesn't have any toys! But what the hell is this thing for? You know what?"
"People say you can use contraception in bed!"
"How can it be so evil? I don't believe it!"
"Actually, I don't believe it, but that's what I said during the training above!
"I want it too, I want it too!"
Several children saw that Guan Hongye began to bubble again, and they all gathered around and begged Guan Hongye for it, and many children were playing with this thing, which was stronger than a balloon and became a toy for rural children.
Guan Xiaojun also played with this set when he was a child, he has always been curious about why this balloon is different from other balloons, why there is a round green jujube-sized head at the top, this doubt has not been gradually understood until junior high school, so he feels funny and absurd about playing this kind of thing in his childhood, and has a sense of shame.
Guan Hongye walked around the village shouting for a while while while blowing "ice bubbles", and as soon as he looked up, he saw Guan Yang's sister and brother, "Oh, Yangyang, Xiaojun, are you out of school?"
She stuffed a box of sets into Guan Xiaojun's hand, "Come on, come on, let's play at home, it's much stronger than the balloons sold!"
When she gave it to Guan Yang, she was rejected by Guan Yang, "Auntie, I don't want it!"
Guan Hongye said curiously: "Why don't you?" This guy blows, like a big winter melon, much better than the elasticity of a balloon!"
Guan Yang already knew what this was at this time, and refused with a red face, "Then I don't want it either!"
"Hey, you kid, you don't want anything for free!"
Guan Hongye didn't care, and continued to walk forward with a loudspeaker, "Resolutely respond to the government's call, do a good job in family planning, and only give birth to one child......"
The sound faded away.
Guan Yang looked at the box in Guan Xiaojun's hand and said in disgust: "What do you want it for?
Guan Xiaojun smiled and threw it to the child next to him, "Take it and blow it away!"
He looked at these children with balloons blowing up with condoms in their mouths, and thought maliciously: "When these guys grow up, do they feel ashamed like I did when they recall the scene of playing ice bubbles today?"
Back at home, Lu Xin'e had just finished feeding the pigs, put the pig food bowl on the ground, wiped her hands on the apron, and said to Guan Xiaojun: "Our sow is in estrus, and tomorrow, you go to Huangzhuang to breed the pig!"
Guan Xiaojun looked stunned, "Myself? What about my father? Oh, my father went abroad! What about my grandfather?"
Lu Xin'e pinched her waist and said, "Your grandfather is over sixty, are you willing to let him go so far?"
Guan Yang couldn't laugh, covering his mouth and looking at Guan Xiaojun, "That's it, such a big man, he can't do this little thing?"
Guan Xiaojun nodded helplessly, "Okay, alas, Mom, what kind of work do you give me? Why do you keep this pig? It's not that we can't afford pork?"
Lu Xin'e said: "If you don't raise pigs, how can you deal with the leftovers at home? Besides, you can save a little bit, and a pig can be sold for hundreds of yuan!"
On the second day, Guan Xiaojun took the second senior brother with black hair and walked to the nearby Huangzhuang step by step.
At this time, if you want to breed sows, you have to go to the home of a person who specializes in raising tooth pigs, so that the tooth pigs raised by the family mate with the old sows, and the breeding will generally charge a fee of about ten yuan, and the people who raise tooth pigs rely on these money to subsidize the family.
There is a family of tooth pigs in Huangzhuang nearby, about three miles away from Guandimiao Village, Guan Xiaojun wasted a lot of energy, only to pull the old sow to Huangzhuang, inquired in the village, and then walked to the door of the tooth pig.
After shouting a few times at the door, a girl with yellow hair and a pointed nose walked out, "Who?"
Guan Xiaojun stood outside the threshold and opened his mouth, "Huang Meili, this is your home?"