I fell in the middle of the two beauties at once, quite imposing.

But in fact, I am suffering in my heart, and now I can't do anything.

I saw Chu Huaiyu's eyes full of surprise, and when she was about to ask, I quickly winked at her, and then said very contrivedly: "You little girl, you also want to bully our sister Xian'er." ”

I hope she can understand the drama in my eyes and let her fulfill my inner and outer needs.

But apparently my surging sister has a touching IQ, and she is completely stupid there.

"You, you ......" Chu Huaiyu said a word after saying for a long time.

"What are you, little girl, let me tell you, if you want to bully our sister Xian'er, pass me first. "I stuck my waist and thought of myself as a dominatrix.

But it seems that I have gone too far, Chu Huaiyu's IQ is not enough, and now I have been scolded by me for a few words, and he suddenly went out, "Liu Lang, your uncle! Are you a white-eyed wolf? The old lady spends money and contributes to you, are you still a human being?"

I secretly screamed in my heart, no, hemp egg, I'm going to show my stuffing.

Sure enough, when Lin Jiangxian heard Chu Huaiyu's words, he immediately cast a hostile look at me.

I hurriedly tried to see if I could come back, so I said to the fairy rascal in front of me, "Don't get me wrong, she's a thing I know." ”

"Liu Lang, your uncle! You are the goods! The old lady is so blind that she knows you, not only do you spend the old lady's money, but you also took away my last aunt's towel before the water, how cheap are you!" Chu Huaiyu was so angry that he almost poked my nose and scolded.

At this time, Lin Jiangxian heard Chu Huaiyu's words and looked at me coldly, "She borrowed it?"

I nodded helplessly.

After Lin Jiangxian listened, he suddenly reached into his pants directly in front of me and Chu Huaiyu, and after some drumming, he took out something in my shock.

She had a cold face and threw that thing in the face, and I was so completely shocked!

Lin Jiangxian was so fierce that he directly took out his aunt's towel and returned it to me......

But what's the deal, Lao Tzu is evil, is my face your aunt's towel trash can, how can you throw it in my face, I don't know if it smells disgusting!

I wiped the disgusting things off my face, wiped my face with my sleeve, and then yelled, "You guys are so sick." ”

"Liu Lang, where are you!" At this time, Chu Huaiyu grabbed me and asked me menacingly.

And Lin Jiangxian also stood in front of me, and with a force, he directly pulled me over, and said coldly: "My head." ”

Chu Huaiyu was willing to give up, and he also grabbed my other arm with both hands, and scolded: "Fairy hooligan, you want to be shameless!

I was pulled back and forth by the two, and I was about to collapse, there were two beautiful women fighting for me, and I should be very happy.

But the two beauties in front of me are not fighting for the top position, but for the thug, which is nonsense.

I shook off both of their hands and yelled, "Have you made enough trouble? ”

"You have to give an explanation today, choose one side on both sides, and you watch it!" Chu Huaiyu looked really angry.

I looked at Lin Jiangxian again, her face was also very ugly, it seemed to be even colder.

"Can I stand by and watch you fight? You see if there's no one right now, just the two of you, you can have a heads-up of the century. "I gave a suggestion that I thought was good.

"Get out!" Lin Jiangxian immediately scolded me.

"You have to choose a side!Otherwise, believe it or not, I'll beat you up with the fairy hooligans!" Chu Huaiyu said to me.

And at this time, Lin Jiangxian actually nodded, and pressed the bone joints to "snap"!

Guy, aren't they all for me to support, why is it now that they have developed into a coalition to beat me? I think the plot development is derailed and unbelievable.

"Okay, okay, of course I chose you, after all, I ate your 400 yuan of rice. "In the end, I still made up my mind that I can't be a man without conscience and eat people's soft mouths.

Chu Huaiyu was just about to be complacent, when he suddenly saw Lin Jiangxian take out a few renminbi from his pocket, throw them on my body, and said coolly: "Five hundred yuan." ”

Rub, this girl is really wise and brave, and understands that only RMB is my weakness at this time.

I quickly picked up the money and stuffed it into my pocket, and then said coldly: "Mighty can't be bent, wealth can't be lewd, you use money to insult me, I'm too disappointed in you." ”

As I spoke, I stood by Chu Huaiyu's side......

I saw that the fairy hooligan's nose was almost crooked, and not only did she lose five hundred dollars, but she didn't pull me over......

"You have a kind!" Lin Jiangxian snorted coldly.

"I'm sorry, Ice Cube Girl, or next time, I'll help you next time you fight?" I tried not to offend either side.

"Get out!"

"Get out!"

But it seems that both sides are particularly offended.

"Hahahaha, fairy rascal, I didn't expect to lose my wife and lose my soldiers, right? Liu Lang, well done, I like your shameless temper, people forgive you!" Chu Huaiyu said proudly.

Now the situation is suddenly clear.

"That's a must, my heart is still on you. I flattered Chu Huaiyu, then looked at Lin Jiangxian, and said in a pretentious manner: "Ice cube girl, you have seen it yourself, the two of us, you are alone, I advise you to apologize to my little master quickly, otherwise you will be good-looking!"

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a sudden bell after school, and then the school sounded a melodious campus announcement, and a sweet female voice was broadcasting, and the voice was very good.

Got out of school?

As soon as this thought came to my mind, I saw a wave of people suddenly appear on the playground......

There were about a dozen girls, running towards us as fast as they could.

Chu Huaiyu and I were stunned for a moment, and the group of people arrived in front of us in the blink of an eye.

They stood behind Lin Jiangxian!

Chu Huaiyu and I are both Spartan.

"Liu Lang, you are a crow! Chu Huaiyu screwed me.

I myself was completely confused, how did I know that this would happen.

Lin Jiangxian's face finally softened at this time, looked at me and said, "Hmph, get ready to drop out." ”

Lin Jiangxian miraculously said a few more words, probably in a good mood.

I walked slowly towards Lin Jiangxian in Chu Huaiyu's surprised eyes, and said flatteringly: "Sister Xian'er, I seem to have made a mistake just now, I took your money and didn't do anything, it's not a thing." ”

My shamelessness shocked the two girls.

But Lin Jiangxian is obviously more disciplined, which is reflected in the fact that she only said one word, "Get out." ”

So I rolled back to Chu Huaiyu's side and said stupidly, "I was just testing her just now." ”

"Your uncle!" Chu Huaiyu scolded sadly.

"Now get down on your knees and spare you from death. Lin Jiangxian suddenly said to us.

No, it should be said to Chu Huaiyu, right?

"Hmph, do you think that if you call a few weak chicken girls over, we will be afraid of you? Let me tell you, classmate Liu Lang is very capable of fighting. Chu Huaiyu suddenly said calmly.

I nervous when I saw her composure, because she was hiding behind me.

"She's also a weak chicken girl. Lin Jiangxian sneered.

"Girl?" Chu Huaiyu suddenly laughed, "Do you think she's a girl in the physical education class?"

My heart sank, and I secretly screamed that it was not good, this pig-like teammate was going to cheat on my father.

I was just thinking about it, when suddenly there was a sharp pain in my arm, and I instinctively screamed, and this scream was so angry that the dantian pierced the clouds and shattered the jade.

This girl actually twisted the meat on my waist fiercely!

My wounds aren't healed yet.

But after calling me, a cold sweat suddenly broke out, just now, but in my man's voice......

And the girls across from me all had incredible looks in their eyes.

My identity is revealed!

Among them, Lin Jiangxian's expression is the most beautiful, red for a while, white for a while, green for a while, green for a while, like opening a dyeing workshop.

"You're a man!" Lin Jiangxian pointed at me completely out of shape, no longer seeing that indifference.

I nodded awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I didn't know I would look so much like a woman......"

Lin Jiangxian's eyes were about to roll over, she was so angry that her whole body was about to explode, and the green tendons on her neck burst out.

"Did you do something to her? How did she know that you were a man?" Chu Huaiyu asked me in a low voice behind me.

I had to whisper: "Well, she thought I was a woman, and then took me to the toilet with her, and then changed clothes and made my aunt's towel in front of me......"

Hearing this, Chu Huaiyu suddenly burst into laughter, she leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and said loudly: "Hahaha fairy hooligan, in vain you call yourself a female hooligan, I didn't expect to take a man to the women's toilet together, and change your aunt's towel in front of him, you were all looked at by him hahahaha." ”

As soon as I heard this, I cursed.

This brainless sister, talking about this at this time, isn't she looking for death!

Sure enough, Lin Jiangxian's face became even more ugly, and the expressions of the people around him became even more shocked.

Lin Jiangxian suddenly glanced at the person behind him, and then rushed towards us first.

I know that Lin Jiangxian completely went berserk, originally this embarrassing thing was only known to me and Lin Jiangxian, but now that she was stabbed by the surging sister, all her subordinates knew about it, she was a dignified leader, and was blatantly taken advantage of by a man, and lost her face to the whole school, which made her how to lead the revolution in the future!

I pulled Chu Huaiyu and ran away quickly, scolding as I ran: "Sister Peng, you are sick!

"I don't care, anyway, let's be cool first. Chu Huaiyu didn't seem to care at all.

At this time, my ears suddenly moved, and the sweet radio from before coughed lightly, and then said leisurely: "Now insert an important news, there is a boy mixed in our school, the boy's name is Liu Lang, he is a boy disguised as a woman and sneaked into our school, intending to do some obscene things, please pay attention to the students in the school." From now on, Liu Lang is wanted by the whole school!"

I'm almost scared to pee, the whole school is wanted! I'm going to be hunted down by thousands of girls, and I'm going to be famous in another school......