Twenty-eighth: I can deal with you only with my legs
"Hmph, just blow it! I can see that your kid is not very good at the rest, but his kung fu and ability to cause trouble are first-class. Fang Yan obviously didn't think much of Lin Hao's words.
"Lip sync kung fu, shouldn't it, how do you know that my lip sync is great?" Lin Hao whispered in confusion.
Fang Yan didn't understand this sentence, but after a while, she reacted, her pretty face turned red, she shouted "hooligan", and kicked at Lin Hao's lifeline, Lin Hao hurriedly clamped his legs, and clamped Fang Yan's jade feet tightly at the root of his thigh, and if he was a second late, the little brother would be guilty.
An Liana watched the two fight inexplicably, and hurriedly went up to grab Fang Yan.
After Fang Yan sat down, she began to persuade An Liana again: "Nana, this hooligan runs the train with his mouth full of mouth, and he doesn't tell the truth. He also said that he was the third in the world. It's really good that the scar forgot the pain, and as soon as it was repaired to this miserable appearance by the fierce river crocodile, it began to blow. ”
Lin Hao has a characteristic, that is, he does not allow others to speak ill of himself in front of beautiful women. Fang Yan shot back: "Why is there no truth, 36D is right? 167 cm." ”
Fang Yan was told her secret, her pretty face turned red, and she hurriedly stopped Lin Hao: "Shut up!" Let this guy continue, he doesn't know what shameful things to say.
An Liana was listening attentively, and was interrupted by Fang Yan at this moment, looking dissatisfied.
"According to what you guys say, that fierce river crocodile beat you all over the ground to find teeth, is it the second in the world? Auntie, grandma, I ran away with the fierce river crocodile, could it be that I am the first in the world?" Fang Yan continued to attack Lin Hao, wanting An Liana to understand that Lin Hao was a liar who had nothing to offer.
Lin Hao said seriously: "How can he be ranked in the world for a character like him, at most, he can only be ranked in the flower market." I only used less than 10% of my power that day, specifically 0.55 of my skills, rounded up to him as 10%, which is considered to be worthy of him. ”
Speaking of which, Lin Hao was also very puzzled at the time, originally he walked the rivers and lakes, licked the blood from the knife, and would not easily expose his identity, so although he caused trouble and fought, he never used his internal strength and moves, and he could be invincible just by relying on the raw power of the body.
But when he dealt with the pigtails that night, he found that his physical fitness had been reduced by more than half! The fierce river crocodile was also a practitioner and knew some routines, and with his body that was physically declining and injured at that time, he could not beat him. But Lin Hao didn't care, as long as he used a little internal force, he could restore his body to its peak state, and then pretend to be very difficult to win him, which would not attract people's attention.
But something worse happened, the internal force in his meridians couldn't be mobilized! That's why Lin Hao felt fear deep in his heart at that time, not the fear of the fierce river crocodile, but the fear of not being able to control his body!
"Hahaha" A loud laugh interrupted Lin Hao's contemplation, and Fang Yan sneered: "I don't know how many successful skills you used, but I know that your bragging skills are definitely the best in the world." ”
Seeing that Lin Hao stopped talking, Fang Yan continued: "And do you think that if you can fight, you can be a bodyguard? Being able to fight can only protect yourself, not others, what advantages do you have besides bragging and fighting?" Maybe he also thought that Lin Hao single-handedly broke into the lair of the fierce river crocodile, and Fang Yan finally agreed with Lin Hao's ability to "fight very well".
"Also, I'm still eating and drinking--" Lin Hao swallowed "proficient in prostitution and gambling", and finally said "sleep".
Fang Yan felt a little like vomiting blood, why can't people communicate well with each other, they are also children raised by their parents, why is it so difficult to communicate.
"Okay, okay!" An Liana clapped her hands and said happily: "Brother Lin likes to eat, great, I can cook you a lot of delicious food." ”
Lin Hao's face changed when he heard this, and he finally knew that the bodyguard was not just a job that could be done well in a fight. Looking at Fang Yan's sympathetic gaze, Lin Hao finally felt a little balanced, it seems that he has not eaten this foreign girl's "Chinese food" alone!
"I said, I'm not comfortable handing Nana over to you. When you're healed, fight with me, and I'll talk about it if you win. "Maybe I want to see Lin Hao tortured by food, maybe I want Nana to have someone to play with, maybe I just want to beat Lin Hao, anyway, Fang Yan is relieved of Lin Hao's bodyguard.
Lin Hao looked at Fang Yan like a monster, as if he didn't know her. When did this girl talk so well, saying that she didn't embarrass herself, she was a little unaccustomed to you.
Fang Yan was stared at by Lin Hao, a little embarrassed. You bastard, you should be grateful to me this time.
"No, I don't need to use my hands to win you. ”
Fang Yan nodded, she was very happy in her heart, this bastard finally knew how to appreciate it. Ah, no, he seems to be saying.
"Lin Hao, why are you so ignorant. It turns out that you not only love to brag, but also like to be reckless, and you have no self-knowledge. It's a masochist. Fang Yan was very angry with Lin Hao, stepped forward and opened the handcuffs and said, "Since you want to be beaten so much, I will be kind enough to fulfill you." ”
Lin Hao slowly stood up, his ankle a little numb under the movement. Brushed the handful of brown hair on his forehead with his fingers, without a trace of far-fetched and jerky, and was as chic as before.
Fang Yan looked at Lin Hao in confusion, seeing that he moved freely, his heart suddenly bottomless. "He's bluffing, he must be holding back the pain. I really don't understand this kid, he still wants to play psychological warfare with me at this time, and he will convince you for a while, and see if you have anything else to say. Well, just like that, you have to stomp on his wound to see if he hurts. ”
Lin Hao set off a huge wave in his heart, what's the matter! Just now, he was indeed as Fang Yan thought, planning to slap his swollen face and become fat, and play a handsome role. But the pain did not come, the internal force in the meridians near the wound has been slowly and automatically gathering, and it can maintain the normal movement of the arm! Feeling the internal force repairing the damaged muscles like a drizzle of moisturizing things, Lin Hao tried to mobilize the internal force of other parts of the body to rush to the wound and accelerate the recovery speed of the wound.