Chapter 233: It's a Big Deal! (2-in-1 Chapter)
Ye Chen was in a very good mood today, so he cooked himself and cleaned up a lunch.
The exquisite Sichuan cooking skills made Zuo Zichang addicted to eating.
In the afternoon, Chen Song drove some medicinal herbs over.
Chen Song is also known for the murderous name of the No. 1 ghost mansion in Sichuan Province for a long time, so when he learned that this mansion had changed hands and became Ye Chen's mansion, his surprise was no different from Zuo Zichang's.
The medicinal materials that Ye Chen needed, Chen Song couldn't prepare all of them in a short period of time, Ye Chen checked it and found that the medicinal materials for refining the [Heightening Pill] were all together.
After dinner, Zuo Zichang and Chen Song said goodbye and left.
Ye Chen began to refine the elixir!
After tinkering for several hours, a lot of pills were refined, such as [Yangyan Pill], [Guben Peiyuan Dan] and the like, and each refined a few furnaces. [Height-increasing pills] also refined a full 100 pills.
The entire manor was filled with a rich and mellow medicinal fragrance, and even those ghosts and paper horses and paper dogs enjoyed it extremely when they smelled this medicinal fragrance.
【Heightening Pill】About the size of a longan, the whole body is milky white, the surface of the pill, a Dan pattern is clear and natural, such as a knife carved and an axe, and it is three points into the wood.
"This 'height pill' should be very marketable. In modern society, whether it is job hunting or blind date, there are some requirements for height, more or less. A person's height is mostly determined by genetics. And the 'Heightening Pill' I refined can undoubtedly break the shackles of life and create incredible miracles-"
Regarding the value of the [Heightening Pill], Ye Chen knew it in his heart.
However, Ye Chen didn't know the specific effect of the [Heightening Pill]. For example, if you take a [height pill], you can grow a few centimeters taller.
"This elixir must be fine. However, in terms of details, I am not sure, it is better to recruit some volunteers and test the medicine for free, so that I can find out the efficacy of this pill!" Ye Chen pondered.
He didn't want to grow any taller himself. The height of 182 can be considered improvised.
At that moment, Ye Chen summoned the mirror ghosts and wall ghosts, and asked them to go to the downtown area of the wine market early tomorrow morning to distribute leaflets, looking for volunteers who need to grow taller.
Nothing was said all night.
Next.
Around eleven o'clock in the morning.
Underground parking in a bustling commercial district of the wine market.
The parking lot, which has thousands of parking spaces, is almost full at this time.
Unexpectedly, I saw that in this parking lot, there was an A4 paper on the windshield of each car.
"Hold the grass... What kind of advertising flyer is this?" A fat middle-aged man came to drive, tore off the A4 paper from the windshield, looked at it, and laughed. "These days, there are more and more stupid ratios. Bragging, too, should talk about the Basic Law. Height Enhancement Pills?Suitable for Any Age?Even people in their forties and fifties can grow taller after eating this thing?hahaha... This is a special elixir, isn't it?"
Soon, many car owners saw the advertising content on the A4 paper - some directly tore it to shreds, some scolded their mothers, some condemned, and some laughed......
"Whoever believes in this thing is brain-dead. There have been many elevated products on the market. All kinds of height enhancement drugs, insoles...... There are so many kinds of things that come out one after another. But people with a little bit of intelligence know very well that these are deceptive and fake. As for what kind of broken bones are getting taller, hehe, I don't think anyone would dare to try it easily, right? An intellectual, standing in front of the car, sneered.
If Ye Chen saw this scene, he would definitely be extremely speechless.
In a huge parking lot, advertising leaflets were distributed to every car, and as a result, no one believed in his height pills, let alone volunteers who volunteered to test the pills.
At this time, next to the door of a relatively low-key Lincoln navigator, an old man with gray temples but sharp eyes and a good temperament held an A4 paper in his hand, his eyes flashed again and again, and then, he also smiled mockingly. "How is this possible? It's just a lie!"
"Uncle Dong, what is that?" A young man's voice came from inside the car.
"Young Master. The old man bowed slightly, and his expression was extremely respectful, as if he were facing a deity, "It was an extremely boring advertising flyer." I don't know who it was, sticking it to the car. ”
"Oh. Let's get in the car. The young man said indifferently. His voice was not loud, but it had a majesty that ordinary people could not disobey.
"Okay, young master. In these years, people's hearts are not ancient. There are all kinds of liars, like this, the guy who advocates what height enhancement pills are really lacking in morality, and there is no good retribution. The old man shook his head.
"What ?!!!! Heightening Pill?" Hearing this, the young man's voice was unfazed, but he suddenly became excited, so much so that he trembled uncontrollably.
"Young master, it's all a lie. The old man hurriedly said.
"Show me!!" said the young man impatiently.
The old man had no choice but to open the car door and hand the A4 paper in his hand to the young man.
Half a minute later—
"Uncle Dong, you immediately contact this person and ask for some height enhancement pills for me! Hurry! Go quickly! Go immediately!" the young man urged repeatedly.
"Young master, no! How noble is your identity? How can you rashly try the medicine? Besides, this medicine is blown up to the sky, and nine out of ten percent are fake!" the old man hurriedly persuaded. "Young Master, you also said that some things are exaggerated, and they are definitely false. ”
"Uncle Dong, it's not that you don't know my situation. To be able to grow taller is the greatest ambition of my life! For this reason, I have tried countless methods! I have also suffered a lot!" The young man's voice was filled with a trace of grief and unwillingness, "Go ahead! Even if I know that I am a liar, I will give it a try! Moreover... I'm going to meet Miss Peng on a blind date soon, and if she sees me of my height, I'm afraid... Hey!"
"Young Master, I... I know. Actually, the young master doesn't have to care too much. The ancients said that people have joys and sorrows, the moon is cloudy and sunny, how can things in the world be perfect? The old man sighed.
"Go ahead. Uncle Dong, I have seen the photos and portraits of Miss Peng, and I fell in love with her at first sight. This marriage is not only very important for the family. For me personally, it's also a top priority in life. "The young man is extremely stubborn.
"Okay, young master, if you have something, let's go first. I'll go there in person and ask for a few height enhancement pills for you, young master. "The old man took the order.
"A few more. ”
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Ye Chen got some lunch to eat alone.
After eating, he sat in the manor a little bored, depressed and waiting.
"Early in the morning, the mirror ghost and the wall ghost sent out tens of thousands of leaflets, and now, not even a single volunteer can be found. Ye Chen shook his head. "Forget it, I'll go back to Yanshi and see if any of the people I know want to grow taller. Or go to the school to recruit volunteers. ”
At this moment, Ye Chen's mobile phone rang.
When I picked up my phone, I saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
Answer the call.
"Hello. On the other end of the phone, there was an old man's voice.
"Hmm, are you?" Ye Chen was slightly stunned.
"You sent the flyer for the heightening pill, right?" the old man asked. "The flyer has your mobile phone number on it. ”
"Yes, I sent it, are you willing to try the medicine?" Ye Chen's heart was slightly hot, and he waited for several hours, and finally, someone took the initiative to contact him!
However, he seems to be a bad old man.
"It's my young master who wants to try your medicine. I'm going to come over and get the medicine now, excuse me, where are you?"
Ye Chen told the other party the address.
"What? are you in that haunted mansion? Are you fooling the old man?" the old man was a little furious.
"Just take a look. Ye Chen hung up the phone.
Half an hour later.
A Porsche Cayenne, driving into the estate, parked.
The old man stepped out of the car and looked around with some dumbfoundedness. "This long-abandoned haunted mansion has been renovated decently... Strange!
Ye Chen walked towards him.
"It's you who just called me, right?" Ye Chen looked at the old man.
"Hmm. Hello. The old man retracted his gaze and stared at Ye Chen.
This old man can be regarded as having read countless people, and when he looked at Ye Chen at this time, he was slightly shocked in his heart-'This young man has an indifferent temperament, quite a bit of arrogance, impatience, and calmness. It's very different from ordinary liars!'
I have to say that the old man's first impression of Ye Chen was still excellent.
Moreover, being able to become the new owner of this terrifying haunted mansion must not be an idle person!
"Boy, where's the medicine?" the old man smiled, subconsciously, it was difficult for him to connect Ye Chen with the liar anymore.
"What, you're here to get the medicine for your young master, right?" Ye Chen said with a smile. "What's the situation with your young master, why can't he come by himself?"
"The young master is entangled in mundane affairs, and he is not free today. The old man said, paused for a moment, and frowned slightly, "That's it, since I'm here to ask for medicine, the old man is not shy about avoiding medical treatment." The young master has a noble status, but he is a dragon and phoenix among people, and from childhood to adulthood, he is a legendary existence in the circle. In the wine market, it is almost the stars that countless people look up to! The young master was born with a major flaw. It's just that it's too short. ”
"Oh. Then how tall is your young master?" Ye Chenqi said.
"This... Anyway... It's just—" The old man snorted. "It's less than six meters..."
This answer is ambiguous.
Less than one meter six?
Is that 1.5 meters or 1.4 meters or 1.3 meters?
"How old is your young master?" Ye Chen asked again.
"The teenager is 21 years old. ”
"Oh, that's a little stunted. Nowadays, many elementary school students are more than 1.6 meters tall. Ye Chen said very sympathetically.
The old man's face became a little unpleasant, ashamed and ashamed, and he was embarrassed and embarrassed, and bowed his head deeply.
"It's not a secret, the young master fell in love with a woman at first sight, and after a while, he was going to meet the woman on a blind date, but the young master suffered from gains and losses, lest he be rejected because of his height. The old man said bitterly. "The woman's photo, the old man has also seen it, visually, with a height of about one meter seven, if the young master is standing with her, he will be more than a head shorter... Hey!"
"It's kind of sad. Ye Chen comforted. However, in fact, the combination of men and women, the difference in height and age, is not the most important. As long as you are in love, you can do it. is the so-called - since Pangu opened the world, how can there be a ratio between men and women, as long as the middle is matched, which care is that the two ends are not aligned?"
"This—what a mess!" the old man was stunned.
"Okay, no more nonsense. Since your young master is willing to try the medicine, I am also very pleased. Ye Chen directly took out 10 [Height Enhancement Pills] and handed them to the old man. "Eat one pill at a time, and each time you eat a pill, you will record the effect of the medicine, and when you are done, give me the record. I need feedback from your young master. ”
The old man took the pill, took a deep breath, and said very solemnly. "Boy, I don't want to hurt you. Now, I have to remind you of one sentence - my young master's identity is too special and unattainable. If this medicine can really make up for his lifelong regrets, then, congratulations, you will soar and flourish, and you will never be able to live forever. Glory and wealth, enjoy inexhaustible. But if there is a problem with this medicine, or it doesn't work at all, then... You can't stand the wrath of the young master. Perhaps, you will be crushed to pieces!"
The old man did not exaggerate, nor intimidated, it seems, he was expounding a fact, nothing more.
"Come on, don't threaten me. I'm not scared either. I don't need anyone to give me glory and riches, and I don't want to be afraid of power. Hurry up. Ye Chen drove the old man away impatiently. "But you remember, this medicine is precious, and now it is free for your young master to try. I need a detailed explanation of the efficacy. ”
"Farewell. "The old man is gone.
Ye Chen sat down again and basked in the sun.
After that, there were no volunteers who tried the drug, and then took the initiative to contact Ye Chen.
Perhaps, after sending out tens of thousands of leaflets, there is only one such volunteer.
At about three o'clock in the afternoon, Ye Chen's mobile phone rang.
"Yo, could it be that there are volunteers again?" Ye Chen picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was Lao Wang calling.
Answer the call.
"Brother Chen, what are you busy with? I'll go to your house to look for you, but you're not there. Lao Wang's voice contains complex feelings.
"What, Lao Wang, what's the matter with you?"
That night, Jingjing took me to see her parents, but I somehow fell asleep in a hotel! When I woke up, my Jingjing could no longer be contacted!"
'Hey, hey, hey, your quietness was killed by me, and it was gone. Ye Chen smiled and comforted. "It's not a big deal. Lao Wang, be strong, just a woman. ”
"But it's strange that I had an affair yesterday. Lao Wang said mysteriously. "Brother Chen, let me tell you, last night, a woman called me and asked me to go out for a drink. I don't know her. When I met, she was a mature woman in her thirties, and she was very rich at first glance, so temperamental, she didn't have to say anything about her figure and appearance, she was ripe. Guess what? I put her to sleep! Ouch hey, that job is exquisite! Excellent! Absolutely superb! I have to say that her appearance and her body made me forget to be quiet—Brother Chen, do you think I'm particularly cheap? I like the new and hate the old. ”
Ye Chen was really about to laugh out loud!
Isn't the woman in her thirties that Lao Wang slept with Ouyang Li's agent?
But Ye Chen didn't say anything, "I said, Lao Wang, you called me just to say this?"
"No, no, no, Brother Chen, let me tell you, I may have a big deal in it. Lao Wang's voice was a little panicked and nervous.
"What's the big deal?" Ye Chen lit a cigarette and smoked lazily. The heart said, why did you even get a lonely ghost in a paper body, and you almost died, what else is there, what is more important than this?
"Brother Chen, listen to me-" Lao Wang sorted out his thoughts for a while, and then said. "Some time ago, I wrote one. Urban ability type. There are many plots in it, and it is the supernatural man vs. the ancient warrior. You know, I've always been careful about what I write. Therefore, when I was writing this book, I looked up a lot of information. ”
"I found out on some information that in the wine market of Sichuan Province, there used to be an ancient martial family, the Lei family. During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, the Lei family produced a very remarkable master, called 'Lei Bang'. Lao Wang said in a trembling voice. "I wrote about the Lei family in it. also wrote about the master Lei Bang - I will write ah, Lei Bang was resurrected, led the descendants of the Lei family, and fought with the protagonist in it. As a result, my protagonist is a supernatural person, and he took off Lei Bang's head with one move, and then wiped out the Lei family! The door was full of killing, and the chickens and dogs were not left! Moreover, the protagonist also gave several young ladies of the Lei family! That plot is really refreshing to write, the hatred value is full, the blood is boiling, and the reader especially likes to watch it, just that episode, a lot of subscriptions have been added, and there are many rewards......
"Oh, Lao Wang, I've read your book. You said that the plot of killing the Lei family is full of people, I still remember. Is your so-called big deal because this plot is too violent, bloody, and pornographic, and you were 404 as a result? I don't think you're wronged. How explicit are you to write, especially the protagonist and the second lady of the Lei family, you wrote 5,000 words for that bed scene—you deserve it!" Ye Chen said seriously. "Come on, it's a trivial matter, you can make money anyway, it's okay if it's 404, so as not to be invited to tea by the relevant departments. ”
"It's not 404!Brother Chen, listen to me. Lao Wang said with trepidation. "I've really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! In the wine market, there is really a Lei family! It is the Guwu family! Moreover, their ancestors did have a master named Lei Bang! The contemporary Lei family also has a second miss! Some time ago, someone came to me and said that mine, and the people of the Lei family saw it. The entire Lei family was furious, saying that I smeared and slandered the Lei family, and I deserved to die..."
"Huh?" Ye Chen was stunned. "So coincidentally?"
Ye Chen only felt incredible.
How can there be such a thing?
It's been a long time!
"Then how to deal with it?" Ye Chen was curious.
"I've asked the editor to block the book. I also sincerely apologize to the Lei family. I am even willing to take out part of the proceeds of that book to compensate the Lei family. Lao Wang said with a crying tone. Now give me two ways to go - first, let me go to Lei's house in the wine market, kneel in front of Lei Hong's grave, and cut myself off. The second is to go to the wine market and compete with the people of the Lei family. If I can defeat the masters of the Lei family, they will let me go, and I will not be blamed for the past. ”
"Anyway, this time, they have to find a way to kill me!"
"Hold the grass, brother, it seems, you are really in trouble. The more Ye Chen listened, the more surprised he became.
Regarding Gu Wu, Ye Chen's cognition is far deeper than that of Lao Wang.
Lao Wang just read some information, and by mistake, he wrote the Lei family, the ancient martial arts family in the wine market, into the book.
But Ye Chen is very clear, ancient martial arts exist, ancient martial arts powerhouses in modern society, just like the masters in TV dramas, can fly eaves and walk walls, open steles and crack stones, and ancient martial arts masters can even take a hundred steps to break people in the air!
These are all true!
Ye Chen had seen several Grandmasters with his own eyes!
He himself can be regarded as an internal martial artist!
"Lao Wang, you are dead. Ye Chen said seriously. "The Lei family in the wine market, there must be ancient warriors, you are an otaku who writes books, go and fight with others, it is 100% dead and there is no place to be buried. ”
"By the way, Lao Wang, you called me, how do you want me to help you?" Ye Chen asked. "Are you going to let me go and fight the people of the Lei family alone, and help you fight?"
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(End of chapter)