Chapter 118: Mixed in the Goddess Group (Fifth Update)
(Cat flutter Chinese) As soon as I came to school, I heard this "Cheng Xiang Five Middle Goddess Group" saying.
A lot of boys talk about this group, their eyes are shining, this group has gathered the best wave of girls in the principal, not only that, there are many graduated seniors, it can be said that this group is the base camp of the school's beauty resources, and it is the backbone of the school's beauty.
Unexpectedly, I was pulled in by Su Xiaoxuan!
As soon as I entered the group, Su Xiaoxuan said inside: "I brought Liu Lang in, everyone is welcome!"
Then Sister Surging was the first to sprinkle flowers to welcome.
"Okay, you little, if you have any questions now, just ask Liu Lang, I'll be curious. Su Xiaoxuan made an expression of covering her mouth and snickering.
I was stunned, I dared to love because these goddesses were curious about me, so I asked Su Xiaoxuan to pull me in, I said, why is she so bold.
With excitement, I posted a tearful face in the group.
"Wow, it's really Liu Lang. ”
"Anyway, for the first time there was a boy in the group, it felt weird, hehe. ”
"What are you afraid of, people also like boys who are good at work, just like us. ”
These little goblins, completely ignoring my existence, and the content of the chat is simply unsightly, which makes me watch it with relish.
It turns out that the goddesses who are high up in the sky are also all kinds of cute gossip in private, and in this girl's small world, they all play their true colors, topics, and live colors.
"Liu Lang, can I ask you a question?" asked a girl, Aite, at this time.
I clicked on this girl's avatar and saw that she also looked like a Peugeot water, but unfortunately I didn't know who she was.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"What kind of rush is it to like boys?" the girl covered her mouth and stole fun.
I sweated, "I feel the same way you do." ”
"Then you tell me honestly, have you ever had that with a boy? Confess leniently, resist strictly, the sisters in the group know that you lie and will turn you. The bold girl said again.
I almost blushed, and secretly glanced at Su Xiaoxuan, who also stared at me and snickered.
I couldn't help but muttered to her, "You girls are too passionate, I'm embarrassed." ”
"It's okay, they treat you like a sister, otherwise they would all be high in school. At this time, Sister Peng squeezed me in and sat next to me.
Originally, there were two people's seats, but now she squeezed in, and I, the left and right, were full of the fragrance of girls, and my head was fluttering.
"Answer quickly, answer quickly. Sister Peng said to me.
I stole a glance at the boys in the class, and they were looking at me with red eyes, and I was like a sandwich biscuit, sandwiched between two beautiful women.
Forget about them, who let them discriminate against me in the morning.
So the two beauties and I lowered our heads together, as if we were whispering, but we were actually playing with our phones.
I replied, "Of course not, I'm clean." ”
My answer couldn't help but disappoint the goddesses.
In order not to disappoint them, I also asked, "Then did you get over with the man?
I took the girl who was so watery just now.
"Hmph, people don't have it, so I asked you what kind of hurry, if it's comfortable, people can consider it. "That girl is also tough.
"But this kind of topic should be answered by our male stamp collectors. Another girl gave a shy look.
Then a row of people gave a person's name.
That person's screen name is just one word, called Su.
I couldn't help but glance at Su Xiaoxuan, who immediately patted my head and said shyly, "That's not me." ”
Of course I know it wasn't her, she was the first to speak.
The girl named Su was soon brought out by Aite, and she first said in horror: "Yo, it's Liu Lang." ”
"You know me?" I asked.
"Of course I know, you're shameless, you don't recognize people when you lift your pants. "This Sue also broke my liver and intestines when he spoke.
What if another girl misunderstands me and kicks me out?
But the other girls seemed to know about this Su's fierce style, so they just laughed wildly in the group.
I couldn't help but ask Su Xiaoxuan: "Who is this person? Why did you say that I have a leg?" ”
Su Xiaoxuan glanced at me and said, "My cousin." ”
Su Yanjian's appearance suddenly appeared in my mind, with a black line, no wonder she is so strong, no wonder she is known as a male stamp collector, according to her experience in a hundred battles, she deserves it.
"You're Su Yanjian. "I posted a blackened face in the group.
"Yes, you just know, it turns out that you are such Liu Lang, I still want to repay you for a night in my life, hum, useless man. Su Yanjin said.
The group suddenly exploded.
"Wow, Hibiscus is going to strike again!"
"Liu Lang, you are so useless, hurry up and scold her **. ”
"A useless man, he can't even flirt with such a good hibiscus, so forget it. ”
I was besieged by a group of goddesses, looking at Su Xiaoxuan and Chu Huaiyu innocently, the two of them had no time to pay attention to me at all.
So I had no choice but to save myself, "Su Yanjian, you are a person with a boyfriend, as the saying goes, a friend's wife can't be played, I won't, don't expect to hook me." After saying that, I sent a tsundere expression again, as if I was a vulnerable group.
"Hey, hey, there's another saying that your friend's wife is welcome. "Su Yanjin immediately scolded me.
I can't wait to show my phone to Sun Yuanlin at the moment to see how her chick teases me, it's too blatant.
"Hibiscus is mighty, Liu Lang is incompetent!" a group of people replied in unison, and the leader was the-stirring stick beside me.
"Okay, okay, the building is crooked, we are not here to scare Liu Lang. "The girl from before was kind enough to save my life.
"Oh, yes, Hibiscus, give us a taste of what to do with boys. Another girl asked.
"Hmph, you group of scum, this taste can be described in casual words, the old lady is enough to water every night, why bother to open a room. Su Yanjin laughed at the people in the group presumptuously.
"Don't get too complacent, I'll show you an animal sooner or later." ”
"What kind of ability is it to lead the livestock, there is a kind of scolding the livestock. Su Yanjin stood in an incomparably superior position at this moment and laughed at them.
"Scared, you know it, it's not interesting at all. "That wave of girls is not happy.
"What kind of fun do you want, the unity of soul and flesh is the best pleasure, you little. Su Yanjin said again.
"Liu Lang, you come out!" The girl who was very sleek suddenly gave me a touch.
I saw it with relish, and quickly replied, "Yes, yes." ”
"I order you, give Hibiscus to you, and I'll pay for the room!"
"Dulles, I'm out. ”
"I'm out of the camera. ”
"Bedding I'm out. ”
"I feel like you write after sleeping. ”
A group of goddesses, it's just insulting, I was shocked to watch, they are all ready to plan an action movie.
I hurriedly snorted and said, "You unscrupulous girls, the first time you still keep it for boys." ”
I'm sick of what I said.
"I suddenly found out that there was a boy in the group who was stealing boys from us, and he was also quite unhappy. The girl with a bright mind opened her mind and actually said so.
I sweated.
"Yes, from that point of view, he's our rival. ”
"Why don't you kick him?"
"What are you kicking, Liu Lang is a good girlfriend in this palace, a little minion, besides, if you are a rival in love, you are not all rivals in love, keep Liu Lang here, and you can still be a little undercover agent among the boys." "Sister Surging is very firmly on my side in the face of right and wrong.
"Yes. That's not a kick. The girl said again.
"Thank you, sisters and sisters. "I feel like they're chattering, harder than fighting.
"The topic is back again, Liu Lang, I'll give you a thousand yuan, you scare Jinjin, how?" The water spirit girl started driving again, dirty.
"Hey, hey, he can scare me, and I'll stick a thousand yuan upside down myself, I'm afraid he's powerless, haha. "Su Yanjin openly laughed at me.
I immediately got angry, "Who said that I have a weak heart, Lao Tzu is to you every week, you have to have no breasts or no ass." ”
My words seemed to have stabbed a hornet's nest, and Su Yanjin blew up, "Who said that the old lady wants nothing." ”
"That's what I said, what's the matter. "Not to be outdone.
"You wait for me!" Su Yanjin was silent after speaking.
I thought she was going to cut me with a knife.
There was also a lot of discussion in the group, "Oh, Liu Lang, you touched the reverse scales of Hibiscus." ”
"That's right, Hibiscus cares about her figure the most, you dare to say that about her, you must be dead. ”
"Let's bet on whether it's good or not, to see how Liu Lang will die, whether he will be sat to death with a butt haha. ”
A group of unscrupulous goddesses are talking nonsense all over the sky, I just wanted to apologize to Su Yanjian, suddenly the phone shook, I picked it up and looked at it, and the nosebleed was about to squirt out!
Su Yanjin actually sent a photo of that kind Chinese!