Chapter 134: Shocking Step by Step
(Cat flutter Chinese) When I didn't expect this situation before, I was extremely looking forward to such a fun situation, and I had my melon seeds ready in my pocket.
But now when this situation really happened, I suddenly found that I was even more nervous than Dong Kai.
Two guys who share the same bed and have different dreams, doing everything possible to hide each other's true appearance, and now, the two kings have met, what can be done?
I was trying to excuse Dong Kai, Dong Kai's reaction was much faster than mine, he raised his hand that wanted to slap people and suddenly fell gently, touched Liu Yinghui's face distressedly, and said in pieces: "Liu Lang, Liu Lang, how many times have I told you, don't be so violent, don't fight if you don't agree, we are all high-quality cultural people, what kind of system is it to fight and kill." Brother, are you okay? Did Liu Lang hurt you anywhere?"
I was dumbfounded.
I was shot a thousand times by Dong Kai while lying down!
Then Dong Kai pretended to raise his head inadvertently, and when he saw Xiao Feiyu, who was also stunned, he was overjoyed: "Ouch, Xiaoyu, why are you here too?" You said that you came here because you had something, why don't you tell me, if you say that, we can come together......"
At this moment, Dong Kai and Sun Yuanlin possessed his body, and completely confused Xiao Feiyu with a mouthful of mother-in-law's broken thoughts.
After Dong Kai finished speaking, he kindly went to pull Liu Yinghui on the ground, but where did Liu Yinghui still have the courage to get up, and refused to stretch out his hand.
I saw the muscles on Dong Kai's face tremble a few times, and then said very kindly: "Brother, get up quickly, it's cold on the ground, it's not good for your health." Hey, it's all my brother Liu Lang who is acting too rudely and scaring you, right?"
Liu Yinghui was also stupidly on the ground, and he didn't know what to say. Obviously, it was Dong Kai who was the most vicious just now, why did he suddenly seem to be a different person.
Dong Kai pulled Liu Yinghui up, and then stood behind Xiao Feiyu in a fart, pointed at me and said to Xiao Feiyu angrily: "Look at this Liu Lang, a trivial matter has made a room full of people, and those who don't know still think that we are in the mixed society, it shouldn't be, it's too bad." ”
I'm covered in bullet holes.
"Okay, okay, now that the matter is settled, Liu Lang, let these little brothers of your go, it's too bluffing here, me and my Xiaoyu are careful of our livers. Dong Kai said to me.
Only then did I react and said to Brother Ji: "Little chicken, then please send these two goods out." ”
As I spoke, I whispered in Brother Ji's ear: "Go out and strip him naked, leave nothing behind, and let him run naked." ”
Brother Ji looked at the situation in front of him with amusement, Dong Kai was like a chicken at the moment, looking so weak and powerless.
"Okay, let's go, goodbye Flying Fish. Brother Chicken said loudly to me.
Then he ordered two people to carry Liu Yinghui out on the left and right.
Dong Kai also said very charitantly in the back: "If you move lightly, you will almost scare other doctors to pee." ”
This is my evaluation of Dong Kai's acting skills.
In the blink of an eye, there were only four of us left in the ward, and the scene seemed very strange for a while.
Among the four people, Lin Jiangxian and I know each other's identities best, and Dong Kai and Xiao Feiyu hide each other's identities, Xiao Feiyu is afraid that Lin Jiangxian and I will expose her identity to Dong Kai, so she desperately glances at me and Lin Jiangxian.
And Dong Kai stood behind Xiao Feiyu, and while Xiao Feiyu didn't see it, he also desperately glared at me and Lin Jiangxian.
The whites of their eyes are going to roll up to the sky.
Lin Jiangxian was the most blindfolded, she looked at the two people opposite stupidly and kept frowning and didn't understand these meanings, and finally looked at me aggrievedly.
I know it's not okay if I don't speak.
"What, Sister Xiao, I haven't seen you for a long time, why are you here too?" After I finished speaking, I found that I was also quite contrived, and I was really not suitable for acting.
Unexpectedly, there is no most contrived, only more contrived.
Xiao Feiyu's little face turned red, and he said shyly: "I, I'm here to see Sister Xian'er." ”
If I didn't know who she was, I would have been fooled by her.
Lin Jiangxian was just about to speak, but I hurriedly stopped her, "Xian'er, you eat the sugar gourd first, it won't taste good if it melts." ”
At this moment, my heart is extremely grateful to this sugar gourd, which saved the embarrassment of the scene countless times.
"Xiaoyu, do you know Liu Lang's girlfriend?" Dong Kai asked Xiao Feiyu.
"Well, she's my younger sister, and I heard that she was hospitalized, so I wanted to say that I came to see her. Xiao Feiyu whispered, that gentle and virtuous, that virtuous and virtuous.
"What about you?" Xiao Feiyu couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked Dong Kai as well.
"Oh oh oh, I just happened to be wandering around here, and then I saw those little gangsters hurriedly walking towards the hospital, you also know that they are Liu Lang's subordinates, Liu Lang is my brother, I was afraid that my brother would have something in the hospital, so I secretly followed, I didn't expect it, it was Liu Lang who bullied people, hey, I don't know how to say that he is good. Dong Kai looked at me disappointedly as he spoke.
Lin Jiangxian wanted to interject countless times on the side, but I was stunned to gag her mouth with a sugar gourd, and in the end she was not a fool, so she simply stopped talking, anyway, she usually didn't speak.
"What's going on today, Liu Lang, why are you bullying other doctors?" Xiao Feiyu asked again.
I quickly explained today's events, and of course in the end I said that the person was called me.
After listening to my words, Xiao Feiyu whispered, "That doctor is really bad." ”
But secretly, she gave me a middle finger, as if to say, "You didn't hit hard enough."
I was really defeated by these two people, and I turned a warm and harmonious hospital visit into a thrilling palace fighting drama.
"But Liu Lang, it's not good to beat people after all. Xiao Feiyu said bitterly to me again.
"Yes, yes, Liu Lang, if you don't listen to me, you also listen to my Xiaoyu, it's not right to say anything about fighting. ”
Next, the two of them spent half an hour counting me for the fight was wrong, and I had to accept it with humility.
In fact, I was about to vomit blood in my heart, these two people in front of me, which one fought harder than me, one was a little flying fish on the road, and the other was a legendary school sister, and now the two of them are like singing double reeds, singing and harmonizing, I wish to say that I am full of evil, to highlight the noble holiness of their spirits.
In the end, Xiao Feiyu summed up his statement, "Don't fight in the future, you know?"
I quickly nodded, and wiped my head, which was full of sweat.
Lin Jiangxian was about to laugh at the wound on the side.
"What are you laughing at?" I looked at the ice cube girl angrily, and just laughed at the Guinness Book of Records for her.
"It's not right to fight. She stopped laughing and said to me earnestly.
I'm desperate for this world, so love it.
Then I stopped talking.
But I don't speak, and no one speaks. Lin Jiangxian is stuffy, and he doesn't talk much, Xiao Feiyu and Dong Kai have ghosts in their hearts, for fear that they will be caught by the other party if they say something wrong, so they simply don't say anything, and the four of them sit in the ward and eat apples, and there are apple cores everywhere.
"Otherwise, let's go?" I said cautiously, as my stomach was overwhelmed.
"Yes!" the three of them replied in unison, as if they couldn't wait to escape from the place.
Lin Jiangxian, this girl, was afraid of loneliness before, but now she probably wants to say that she would rather be lonely and lonely by herself than be restless like now.
We quickly said goodbye to Lin Jiangxian, and looked like we were coming to mourn.
Then Xiao Feiyu and Dong Kai left together, without me as an insider, the two chatted happily all the way, and dared to love me and became a-stirring stick between them.
As I walked, my phone rang, and I picked it up and looked at it, two messages.
"I wronged you just now, Brother Ha, fortunately, my brother's true identity was not exposed, and I will teach me to pick up girls in the future!" Dong Kai.
"Thank you just now, the old lady was scared to death. "Xiao Feiyu.
I wanted to drop my phone when I saw it, but the two of them sandwiched me in the middle, like a bun of meat, and one person thanked me and it was over.
I returned home exhausted, took out the key and just opened the door, when suddenly a cold light flashed!
I got goosebumps, and I looked tremblingly at my neck, where there was a shiny kitchen knife!
And the one holding the kitchen knife was He Tiantian.
He Tiantian looked at me with a sneer, "The wings have grown stiff, haven't they Chinese?