Chapter 231: Two Dogs
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So, he made up his mind with tourists.
However, there is a police station in Haizhai, and his behavior has been detained several times.
The village chief warned Ergouzi that if he did anything bad again, he would be expelled from Haizhai.
Later, the second dog was much more honest.
But when he saw the fish in the pond yesterday, he made up his mind again and wanted to catch a few hundred catties to sell.
But when he caught a net of fish, he was caught by the police.
Today, the village chief came over and asked Haidao, how to deal with the two dogs?
Kaido came to the police station and saw the two dogs locked in the confinement room.
As soon as the second dog saw Haidao, he shouted: "Xiaodao, I didn't steal anything from you, you talk to the police, let me go." ”
Haidao shook his head: "Brother Ergou, you are in your thirties, how can you be a good villager in peace." Now that life is better in the village, and the money is not bad, why do you still want to steal things and sell them for money?"
The village chief said on the side: "Your family shared a lot of money last year, enough for your family to eat for a year." ”
Ergouzi said embarrassedly: "I lost all the money." ”
"You!" the village chief slapped in anger.
"Xiaodao tried to make everyone rich, but you got rich, but you gave money to others, and let others gamble to get rich. The village chief sighed.
The second dog said: "It's not that I intentionally went to gamble, but they came to the door and pulled me there." ”
The sheriff said: "Those bad guys go around outside the Haizhai every day, and they have the idea of hitting the Haizhai and the tourists. The second dog is their internal response. ”
Ergouzi said: "I also want to avoid them, but I can't." ”
Kaido said casually: "It's easy to avoid them, I have a way." ”
The village chief asked, "Xiaodao, what can you do?"
"Immigration!"
The sheriff said, "As long as they are in China, they will find them." Even if it's a foreign country, those people can find it. ”
Kaido said, "They can't find it!"
"Why can't you find it?"
"I'll send Brother Ergou to an alien planet. Kaido said.
When the second dog heard this, he was frightened: "Xiaodao, Xiaodao, I was wrong! I don't want to leave the earth, I'm alone in the alien, and others will treat me as a monster." ”
Kaido said, "It's okay, I'll just say hello to them." By the way, let Uncle and Aunt go with you. ”
Ergouzi jumped up: "Haidao, why are you so poisonous? I am nothing more than petty theft, and I didn't hurt the heavens and kill the heavens, why did you send me to an alien planet?"
Kaido lit a cigarette: "No one else has a chance to go if they want to." ”
Ergouzi: "Who wants to go? What's good there?"
Kaido said, "That's the cultivation planet. On that planet, you can become an immortal cultivator, and that is someone like me. ”
As he spoke, Kaido's hand moved, and a sword of fire appeared on his finger. As soon as Kaido's hand was thrown, the sword flew up a tree more than ten meters high, cutting off a branch.
After that, the sword returned to Kaido's finger, turned into a small sword, and finally disappeared.
"Where do you want to go?" asked Kaido.
Ergouzi asked: "Where can I learn kung fu?" Then I will go, and when I come back after learning kung fu, the boss who bullied me, Lao Tzu will beat him to death. ”
The village chief looked at Haidao: "Xiaodao, do you mean it really?"
Kaido nodded: "The earth's environment is getting worse and worse, maybe the earth will be gone one year." So, I'm going to send a group of people from Haizhai to that planet. ”
The sheriff asked from the side, "Will the people of that planet agree?"
Haidao proudly spat out a smoke ring and said, "Now that planet is mine, I will name him Starfish." ”
Everyone is stunned, Kaido already has a private planet.
The village chief asked excitedly, "How big is that planet?"
"Twice as big as the Earth. ”
Sheriff: "Is there anyone up there?"
"There are tens of millions of people who have been caught by people, used as slaves, and planted spiritual grass and spiritual things for people. I saved them. I took over the planet. ”
The village chief asked again, "What about the environment there?"
"The aura is abundant! a hundred times better than the earth's environment. ”
The village chief grabbed Haidao: "Xiaodao, I personally think your point of view is right. Eggs cannot be put in one basket. The people of our Haizhai should be separated. In this way, our Haizhai can be passed on for a long time. ”
Kaido said, "It's no problem, you can inform me after you have discussed it." ”
Ergouzi asked, "Xiaodao, then when will I go to the aliens?"
Kaido pointed to the confinement room and said, "Let's stay in detention for a while." ”
With that, Kaido left the police station.
What Kaido didn't know was that as soon as he walked away, the sheriff immediately reported the situation to the higher-ups.
The above also reports to the above.
Such a layer of reporting has arrived in Ouchi.
Ouchi's people were shocked, and a meeting ensued.
Today's meeting is on one theme: on what Kaido calls migration.
Everyone looks at Hu Lao.
Hu Lao shook his head: "Don't look at me, I also know." ”
Someone asked, "Then how credible do you think what Kaido said?"
Hu Lao said: "Haidao never tells lies. It is estimated that he has discovered a planet in the universe with people living in the past few months. ”
No. 2 said: "Kaido is talking about the cultivation planet, and on that planet, you can practice. ”
Hu Lao: "That's not surprising, after all, what I know is that Haidao is going to a cultivation planet this time, so it makes sense that he has a cultivation planet." ”
One asked, "Can you discuss with Kaido, we will also immigrate a group of people to that planet." In this way, the Chinese nation will not be in danger of annihilating the entire nation due to disasters. ”
Number Two said: "Yes, send a group of people over first, lay the foundation, and in the future we can gradually emigrate." ”
Someone said, "But the earth is our home." ”
Number Two said, "If there is no home, where is the home?"
"Yes, the eruption of the sun, our astronomers have discovered anomalies. It is estimated that in a few decades, the sun will explode and the entire solar system will be dangerous. ”
"At this time, all countries are looking for planets in the universe that can be inhabited by humans. ”
"Haidao is my descendant of China, and we have an advantage. ”
In the end, everyone's opinion was very unanimous: negotiate with Kaido and get him to agree that we should send 10 million men to Starfish first.
Moreover, this arduous task was handed over to Hu Lao again.
When he came home from work, Hu Lao saw his daughter waiting for him.
"Dad, are you going to Haizhai?" asked Hood.
Hu Lao: "How do you know?"
"Everyone knows what is being reported from the Kaido level to the top. I also know the content of your inner meeting. Hood said.
Hu Lao was dissatisfied: "What kind of secret is this? As soon as the meeting was over, it was all made public." ”
"At this time, no one will keep it a secret," Hood said. They can't wait, forming a kind of pressure. ”
Hu Lao: "To whom? Haidao? The human world is a person who is hundreds of thousands of light years away from the universe, and he will be afraid of your pressure?"
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