Chapter 501: Hong Kaiyuan plays treasure
Back at home, Hong Kaiyuan and Li Xi have been waiting for me for a long time. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
After listening to my plan, Wen Jing was silent, just looked at me quietly.
It is estimated that seeing that Wen Jing didn't speak, Li Xi was embarrassed to say anything more, except for Hong Kaiyuan.
"Lao Qi, when did our brothers meet?" he handed over a cigarette and lit it for me.
"I can't remember the specifics, but it must have been more than ten years. "I knew what he was trying to say, and I didn't want to break it.
Considering the purpose of this trip, I think that at least one person will need to accompany me to complete this whole project, and I don't know anything about the extraction and preservation of genes, so on the way back, I have already made some changes to my plan, that is, to bring Hong Kaiyuan with me.
But this fat man has never been so reliable, and I fear that he will get into trouble in the middle of the way, and that I will have to find a way to pinch his neck if I want him to obediently obey the command.
However, I really know Hong Kaiyuan's temperament too well, because he basically didn't follow the rules I set, so the only way was to let him stretch his neck over by himself.
"yes, time flies so fast, and in the blink of an eye, people will reach middle age. Hong Kaiyuan spat out a smoke ring. "The last time you went to White City alone, you almost didn't kill me. It's a trivial matter for you to hang up, I'm afraid I'm sorry for my sister!" He pretended to sigh.
"Damn fatty, aren't you thinking about reciprocating now. I rolled my eyes and smiled.
"Where can it!" Hong Kaiyuan hurriedly laughed.
"What the do you want to do?" I gave him a blank look.
"You see, last time it was because I didn't go with you, and it turned out to be an accident, right? Hong Kaiyuan began to play his little Jiujiu seriously. "And I'm involved in everything else, haven't you noticed, whenever I go with you, you can get out of the way every time. ”
"I'm not wrong. Hong Kaiyuan looked at me proudly, and the thief smiled.
I pondered for a while, then nodded: "It seems to be like that!" Immediately, I pretended to suddenly realize: "Hold the grass, dare to go around such a big circle, you want to go with me?"
"Look at you, why are you talking so ugly!" Hong Kaiyuan sneered: "In case your Lao Qi really hangs, how will Lao Tzu face his sister in the future?"
"My day, before I set off, you fucking started cursing me!" I glared at him viciously, and then said categorically, "No!!"
"Hold the grass, Lao Qi, you turn your face faster than you turn a book!" Hong Kaiyuan immediately changed his expression, no longer the kind of low-minded appearance.
He first sat up straight, coughed a few more times, and then said seriously: "Okay, I won't joke with you anymore!" But he was already a complete joke, and it was better not to do this, which made it even more hilarious.
"Let me ask you, do you know how to extract genes and how to store them after they are obtained?" Hong Kaiyuan looked extremely funny and serious, and Wen Jing and Li Xi and I couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, Lao Tzu told you to be serious!" Hong Kaiyuan immediately patted me.
It doesn't matter if he takes this shot, his comic appearance is completely manifested immediately. Seeing this, the three of us immediately burst out laughing.
"Hold the grass, Lao Tzu is down to business, you guys should be joking!" Hong Kaiyuan shook his head and looked at us speechlessly.
"Well, I really didn't expect this!" After laughing, I immediately said, "Then you hurry up and teach me, what are you doing?"
"Do you think you memorize ancient poems, Lijiao Lihui?" Hong Kaiyuan glared at me, a black line at one end.
"Isn't it just some equipment!" I looked at him disapprovingly, and continued, "Tell me, I'm sure I'll be able to learn it in no time!"
"When are you leaving?" asked Hong Kaiyuan.
"Catch tomorrow night's flight. ”
"It's too late, I haven't prepared anything, and I can't teach you even if I want to teach you now. Hong Kaiyuan scratched his head and frowned.
This fat guy really can't act, it's so lame!
"What then?" I said, pretending to be worried, "the itinerary is all arranged." ”
"Well, now the plan is only for the two of us to go together, and I'll teach you on the way. Hong Kaiyuan's expression returned to a serious look, and he continued to pretend to say: "When I send you to the place, I think I can almost learn!"
"Are you stupid, when the time comes, you have to beg me with a dead face, and I still can't agree!" I had to continue to accompany him to act, rolled my eyes and said: "It's better to save trouble and take you directly!"
"You agreed?!" Hong Kaiyuan said happily.
"Who said you agreed?" I glared at him, "Are you kid incomprehensible or are you deliberately confused?"
"That's... Didn't you mean to let me go with you? Hong Kaiyuan looked at me with an innocent face and infinite resentment.
"Dead fatty, can you not look at Lao Tzu like that?" I yelled at him: "It's okay if you know, but if you don't know, you still think that we have a relationship, hold the grass!"
Wen Jing and Li Xi were already touching their stomachs and laughing.
Hong Kaiyuan has always been a second-class goods, so he immediately pretended to be pitiful, and lowered his head silently in melancholy.
"Day-, I'm afraid of you, the girl is not so pretentious!" In the end, I pretended to have finally made up my mind. "It's like a little daughter-in-law who has been bullied, don't you feel disgusting!"
Hearing this, Hong Kaiyuan immediately raised his head and said ecstatically: "I know that your Lao Qi is a good person!"
"What a yarn, Lao Tzu is a wicked person!" I snorted and said, "If you want to go, you can do it, but Lao Tzu has to make an appointment with you for three chapters first!"
"As long as I can go, 30,000 chapters are no problem!" Hong Kaiyuan immediately began to play treasure.
"Oh no, I was wrong. I smirked at him.
"Hold the grass, just what you promised, you immediately changed the hexagram?" Hong Kaiyuan was anxious.
"You monkey is in a hurry, Lao Tzu hasn't finished speaking. I glared at him again, and then I sneered, "It's not the third chapter of the covenant, it's the first chapter of the covenant!"
"Isn't it, it's that simple?" Hong Kaiyuan looked incredulous, and said eagerly: "Say it quickly, what's it?"
"You can go if you want to, but during the whole process, you can't do anything on your own without my permission!"
"Grip-grass-, what the hell is this chapter, it's clearly an infinity chapter!" Hong Kaiyuan immediately wilted.
"Whatever you want!" I sneered and continued to smoke my own cigarette.
"Alas, there is no way, people are under the eaves, and Lao Tzu can only admit it!" Hong Kaiyuan looked at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle and sighed.
After a slight pause, he immediately said again: "Lao Qi, then Lao Tzu will have to ask your consent for poop and pee in the future?"
"Not only that, you have to ask me before you fart!"
"I-day-!!"
(End of chapter)