The night of the full moon.

The door to the cultivation room opened, and Gaudí stretched lazily and walked out of it.

"Eri Ei, they're really giving me a problem. ”

At the end of the retreat, the Nine Character Secret and the Nine Great Immortal Recipes did not dare to say that they were fully integrated, but at least they could be used calmly.

It is estimated that Bixiao may not be his opponent.

"Digimon, it's not bad, it's just a little too young, it's all anime I watched in elementary school, and my age is instantly revealed. ”

To be honest, Gaudí has always wanted to have a Digimon of his own, and it would be even better if it was a Digimon with a good figure.

When I was a child, I heard that Digimon are not gender-specific, so there is no such thing as obscenity.

"Really, I'm a lot older, what do I think, I'm not ashamed. ”

Scratching the back of his head and laughing self-deprecatingly, Gaudí slowly walked towards his residence and opened the chat group and invited 'Yagami Jia'er to join the chat group.

The group invitation did not get a response at the first time.

Gaudí is not in a hurry, after all, people are resting for about 8 hours a day 24 hours a day, and ordinary people must not be able to compare with him, a cultivator.

"Meng Ke'er, how long do you want to follow me in the back?"

"Hey. ”

There was a sudden commotion in the grass beside the road, and Meng Ke'er came out of the grass, took off a weed on her head, and smiled awkwardly: "You found it." ”

"Your hiding methods are too low-level, you don't even need spells, why do you want to follow me?"

"That..."

Meng Keer squirmed, but Lawless still helped Gaudí read useful information.

He folded his hands on his chest and sighed sadly.

"You want me to taste the Crab Castle, there's no need to wait outside the cultivation room for such a trivial matter. ”

With such a maid, it is difficult for Gaudí to do it, obviously he is the kind of person who has zero housework ability, but he still has to be someone else's maid.

Meng Keer waved her hand again and again: "It's okay for me, I usually have nothing to do, I'm chatting with the people in the group, just wait while chatting, it's not in the way at all." ”

"Hmm...."

Gaudí saw a lot of familiar group members in Meng Keer's memory.

Gintoki Sakata, Little Master, SpongeBob SquarePants, Chen Motong... Is she the heroine of the Dragon Clan?!

I guess it's barely enough.

didn't marry Caesar, the two of them felt quite keen, and they were aware of the secret arrangements of the Gattuso family, but it was impossible for her and Lu Mingfei to marry, if she didn't marry Caesar, she seemed to be a little pitiful.

Seeing Gaudi's hesitation, Meng Keer thought that she was not good enough, and sure enough, it was too casual to give this to the immortals, which made her bow her head in embarrassment.

This bit of psychological change naturally can't escape Gaudi's mind reading, looking at this still very immature girl, Gaudi reluctantly said: "Okay, I'll taste the taste of that crab roe burger, and besides, you are just my maid now, don't think about something out of bounds." ”

"I'm sorry!"

Meng Keer hurriedly apologized, Gaudi didn't want to go deep into her heart anymore, so let's leave her some privacy.

Sometimes Gaudí is also quite distressed by his ability, after all, he is also a conservative person, and this ability makes it almost impossible for others to hide their thoughts in front of him.

"Give!"

Handing a hot crab roe burger to Gaudi with both hands, Meng Keer's respectful and shy appearance reminded Gaudí of the usual college girls in Japanese comics.

But it's no wonder, after all, the people in that group are not very serious.

There is also 'Sakata Gintoki', a man whose whole body is full of grooves, who doesn't complain for a day, and will die if he doesn't be complained about for a day, the male protagonist of "Gintama" is second only to the male protagonist of the Dead Fire Sea Dragon!

Even Chen Motong had a bad idea.

Taking a bite of the crab roe burger, Gaudí chewed it twice, but the taste in his mouth made him stop.

"This smell..."

"How's that?" Meng Ke'er asked expectantly, "How does it taste, does it suit your appetite?"

"That's good. ”

Gaudí secretly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and ate the crab roe burger, he thought of the bitterness of his hard study at school, and the taste of crawling out of the pile of books after the evening self-study and making himself a bowl of instant noodles with intestines.

The taste buds that have been silent for tens of thousands of years can be regarded as alive once.

is also Western food, and the food made by Aya in "Once Upon a Time There Was a Spirit Sword Mountain" is completely two extremes, okay.

"That's good, to your liking. ”

Meng Keer patted her chest, and the heart that had been hanging was also relaxed, but Gaudí patted her head with her free hand.

"But I'll be happier if you can do something you like, I'm sorry, although I said I would let you be a maid, but I'm quite self-disciplined, and you might be idle. ”

After three slaps, Gaudi squinted his eyes slightly and said, "Also, don't go to Long Ying, if she is dissatisfied with you, I will drive you away." ”

"I know, I won't embarrass Sister Long Ying. ”

"It's good to understand. ”

Gaudi is also quite embarrassed, Meng Keer's illness is not clear, I hope that the people in the main character chat group of the heavens can change her mind.

As a gender egalitarian, Gaudí felt that both men and women had the right to pursue their futures and dreams, and that they should live for themselves.

Forget about Long Ying, she has little knowledge and no big dreams, but Meng Ke'er still has a chance to save it.

As he spoke, Gaudí ate the entire crab roe burger, and it tasted really good.

"Hand towels!" Meng Ke'er immediately handed over her hand towel.

“......”

Gaudí hesitated for three seconds.

"Wutian, wouldn't it be too unkind to use a spell to clean up your hands at this time. ”

"In cultivation, don't disturb. ”

"Khan. ”

In terms of unkindness, Wutian is an example, sometimes he doesn't even give the face of the master.

"Thank you..."

Gaudí still took the handkerchief, wiped his mouth and right hand, and then returned it to Meng Keer.

"By the way, master, the hot water is ready, do you need me to help you take a bath?"

The water and fire gourd around Gaudí's waist rioted.

"What is that woman doing! It's our job to help the master take a bath! She even wants to grab this?!!" Xiao Yan couldn't wait to fly out immediately and kill Meng Ke'er.

"Kill her. Xiaoice also looked murderous.

Gaudi stretched out his hand to suppress the water and fire gourd, and then said embarrassedly: "No, I'm going to find Long Ying today, Meng Ke'er, don't leave it at that." ”

After speaking, Gaudí left ahead of schedule, and Meng Keer watched Gaudí go away and opened the chat group.

Meng Keer: "@坂田银时, you come out for me! Who said that helping him take a bath can enhance the relationship! My relationship with me is even more stiff!!"

Sakata Gintoki: "No, you can't blame me for this kind of thing, love is the same as diabetes, it doesn't come when it should come, and it comes when it shouldn't." ”

Meng Keer: "Don't talk about love so filthy! I can't bear to look at !!"

Chen Motong: "I have long said that this kind of thing is not urgent, just look at the group leader, right, @韩立." ”

Han Li: "Why have you developed the habit of using me as a model, this is not a good habit, the world of cultivating immortals is deceitful, the weak eat the strong, the avenue is slow, and the immortal road is dangerous, I naturally can fight steadily and steadily to tie the knot with the Taoist couple, you young people don't understand don't talk nonsense." ”

Ji Ning: "But... Group leader, didn't you sacrifice your first time because Nangong Wan touched the Jiaolong prostitution sac?"

Han Li: "Don't say it! I'm ashamed to !!."

Meng Keer: "I understand!"

Lin Lei: "What do you understand?"

Han Li: "I feel uneasy. ”

Ji Ning: "I seem to see the ending. ”

Meng Keer: "Sure enough, true love depends on the first time, and I have to find a way to hand it over." ”

Han Li: "Stop! you can't make the same mistake a second time!!

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