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All major media in Fuxing City published a piece of news -- "The rapist black wolf was arrested last night, and he is suspected of losing a kidney."

The black wolf committed several crimes before, raped 6 women, the crime was extremely heinous, and was arrested by the police last night, which can be described as very happy, after this news was exposed, the people applauded.

The evidence of the black wolf's crime is conclusive, and what awaits him is a long prison sentence, which is a sure thing.

However, the media discovered a strange detail, and after forensic examination, the black wolf's body appeared to be missing a kidney - his right kidney was missing.

When the black wolf's loss of kidney was published, netizens were happy to hear it and commented:

[Guardian of Justice]: Where did the black wolf's kidney go? Why did you lose it so carelessly?

[I'm handsome]: The black wolf may have gone to sell his kidney in order to buy Du Silei condoms, hahaha!

[Dark Forest]: The black wolf is estimated to be overindulgent, resulting in kidney atrophy and necrosis, and the identification has been completed. Medical dogs passing by.

The black wolf has defiled so many women, and he is simply a well-dressed beast, and God can't stand it, so he took away one of his kidneys!

……

Netizens expressed their opinions, speculated wildly about "losing the kidney door", and ridiculed them in every way. For a time, "losing the kidney" became a hot topic, ranking second on the hot search list.

The first place on the hot search list is "Disappearing Condom".

In addition to the kidney loss incident, there is another gossip news that has attracted the attention of many netizens today.

In the entertainment section of the new wolf network, a gossip news was published - "Actress Ye Zi is dating a mysterious man at midnight, suspected of dragging!".

In the news, several photos of Ye Zi and a mysterious man eating at Wangniu fast food restaurant were published. Due to the problem of the shooting angle, the photo only captured Ye Zi's face, but not the face of the mysterious man.

The photos were all taken secretly by the paparazzi, who wrote in the news: "At one o'clock in the morning last night, Ye Zi and the mysterious man were dating at the Wangniu fast food restaurant, talking and laughing. After that, Ye Zi left in a car with the mysterious man, and his whereabouts were unknown......"

Ye Zi debuted for more than three years and has never had a scandal, and today she was photographed by the paparazzi for this kind of suspected shooting, and the gossip media will naturally not let it go.

After the photo was published, a group of Ye Zi's fans exploded in the news comment area:

[I'm a little beauty]: Wow, Sister Ye Zi seems to be in love, who is the male god?

[Water meter repairman]: The mysterious man must be a rich second generation, and the goddesses are all rich and handsome, woo woo......

[Strawberry Army-Wang Ming]: The average rich second generation may not be able to impress the leaves, and the poor man should be the second generation of officials, and he may also be a big name in the literary circle.

[Perfectionist]: Congratulations to the strawberry goddess for harvest......ing happiness!

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When the kidney loss incident and the scandal incident were stirring up on the Internet, Huang Yongle was sleeping in the rental house.

"Suzu-"

At eight o'clock in the morning, Huang Yongle was woken up by an alarm clock and yawned incessantly when he woke up. He drew the lottery until three o'clock in the morning last night and was sleep-deprived.

System prompt: The host does not sleep until he wakes up naturally, and the happiness index is -1!

"Will the happiness index go down?"

Huang Yongle rubbed his face.

He has to go to school this morning to fill in the college entrance examination volunteers, and in the afternoon he has to rent a house, so he can only get up.

After breakfast, Huang Yongle went to the middle school he attended, Fuxing No. 4 Middle School.

The original owner of the body wrote many diaries before his death, and Huang Yongle learned a lot of information about him from the diary.

When I came to the school gate, I saw a red banner with the words "Congratulations to Huang Yongle for becoming the top student in the Fuxing Liberal Arts College Entrance Examination!"

Seeing the banner, Huang Yongle buried his head and tried not to contact people. He didn't know most of the people in the school, so it was better to keep a low profile.

It's just that I don't know if he walked in the wrong posture, but after walking into the campus, he immediately attracted many onlookers from the students.

"Wow, look, this year's college entrance examination champion!"

"146 points in Chinese, full marks in composition, god-like existence!"

Huang Yongle lowered his head, ignored the chatter, and walked forward silently, everything was going well, nothing went wrong.

It's just that after walking to the classroom, the classmates in the class rushed over and surrounded Huang Yong's orchestra. If the female classmates surrounded it, it would be fine, but that large group of male classmates rushed over and hooked their shoulders, what does this mean?

Let me have a dinner treat? Everyone, be reasonable, I don't know you very well.

Oh, you want to take a group photo?

Many girls in the class gathered around and asked to take a photo with Huang Yongle to commemorate the pure friendship between male and female classmates.

"Leaves—"

The group photo was successful.

"Huang Yongle, which university are you going to apply for?" asked Guo Hongying, a member of the literary and art committee in the class, full of curiosity.

"Huang Yongle will definitely apply for Tunghai University, which is a picturesque and park-like university. Chen Lili, a representative of the language department, analyzed.

Huang Yongle should apply for Fuxing University, Fuxing University is as beautiful as a cloud, it is simply a paradise on earth. Sports Commissioner Li Dawei said, "The strawberry goddess graduated from Fu University." ”

"Have you seen today's entertainment news, the strawberry goddess seems to have dragged on, and she went on a date with a mysterious man at a Wangniu fast food restaurant last night. ”

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After listening to the discussion of his classmates, Huang Yongle realized that he and Ye Zi seemed to have an affair, and the paparazzi were too hard, and they were still taking pictures in the middle of the night.

System prompt: The host made two big news last night, full of presence, and the happiness index is +20!

At nine o'clock in the morning, I began to fill in the college entrance examination volunteers.

"Red Sakura, are you also applying for the Department of Finance?"

"Hmm. I originally wanted to apply for the history department, but my dad said that the happiness index of finance majors was higher, so I asked me to apply for finance. ”

"The admission score of the Department of Finance is so high. ”

"Yes, it's a popular major, I don't know if I can pass it. ”

The students in the class discussed the majors they applied for, and in this country where happiness is paramount, it is natural that majors with high happiness have become popular majors, and parents hope that their children can have a happy job in the future.

However, for majors with a high happiness index, the admission score is very high, and most candidates cannot escape the fate of being transferred to other majors.

Huang Yongle's first choice is the Tianjiao Experimental Class of Fuxing University, which is the major with the highest happiness index in colleges and universities in the country and the most difficult major to admit.

Fortunately, he has the highest score in the city, and 100% will be admitted, and there is no need to fill in other volunteers.

After filling out the college entrance examination volunteers, the students participated in the school's routine physical examination. In addition to the regular physical examinations such as height, weight, eyesight, hearing, and lung capacity, there is also a psychological test of "happiness index".

In order to understand the happiness of students, the school will regularly test the "happiness index" of students, at least three times a month.

During the test, if the student's happiness is found to be too low, the school will help the student to relieve stress in time and provide psychological counseling to let him return to a normal state as soon as possible to prevent the student from suffering from depression.

Since the popularity of happiness index testing, the suicide rate of Chinese students has decreased by 87.5 percent, and the crime rate has decreased by 94.2 percent.

The test of happiness index is carried out by a professional psychologist.

"Students, line up and come over in order to check the happiness index. ”

In the infirmary, a female doctor in a white coat shouted with a smile, her name is Sun Meiling, 45 years old, she is a psychologist at Fuxing No. 4 Middle School, responsible for psychological counseling and happiness index testing for students.

Next to Dr. Sun Meiling, there is a white chair with a helmet on top, which is a professional "happiness detector".

In Huaxia, there are only two professions in which people can use the happiness tester, one is a police officer and the other is a psychiatrist.

"Guo Hongying. Dr. Sun Meiling called names.

"Here we are. Guo Hongying sat on the seat of the happiness detector, put on the helmet, the red indicator flashed rapidly, and after a while, the LCD screen displayed a number: 199!

After that, one student after another was tested for their happiness index.

Wu Ming, student, happiness index 178. ”

Chen Lili, student, happiness index 102. ”

Li Dawei, student, happiness index 189. ”

……

The students of Fuxing No. 4 Middle School have excellent grades, and the happiness index is basically over 100.

"Oh my God, the happiness index of the deputy squad leader is so high, reaching 266!"

"Exposed an inside information, the deputy squad leader successfully confessed to Lingling yesterday, the two are in love, and they just showed their affection on Weibo. ”

"The deputy squad leader turned out to be in love, no wonder the happiness index is so high, so envious, I also want to find a boyfriend. ”

……

The students are talking and laughing, the college entrance examination is over, and they now like to chat about some gossip.

"Huang Yongle. ”

In full view of everyone, Huang Yongle sat on the seat of the happiness detector, and the attention of the students was immediately attracted. Huang Yongle is the top student in the college entrance examination, and the classmates naturally want to know what his happiness index is.

The red indicator flashed rapidly, the frequency became faster and faster, and after a while, a number finally popped up on the screen - 294!

The students were in an uproar.

"Huang Yongle's happiness index actually reached 294, almost twice as much as mine, awesome!"

"He is the top student in the college entrance examination, and his sense of happiness has properly exploded us mortal scum. ”

"Huang Yongle, please hug your thighs!"

"The girls in the class, hurry up and confess to Huang Yongle, the fat and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, and you will definitely be very happy if you marry Huang Yongle!"

……

The atmosphere in the infirmary suddenly became lively, and some students even made jokes. Huang Yongle's happiness index reached 294, making him one of the happiest students in the class.

In the entire class, there was only one student whose happiness index was higher than Huang Yongle.

This student's name is Niu Jingui, the standard rich second generation, he is the son of the CEO of Wangniu Dairy Company, his father is worth more than 100 million, and Niu Jingui's happiness index reaches 486.

The reason why Niu Jingui's happiness index is so high is mainly due to his superior family background, and Huang Yongle relies on his own efforts.

Huang Yongle is a child of Wushan Village, his family is poor, in junior high school, he won the special prize in the middle school students' essay competition, and was admitted to Fuxing No. 4 Middle School, before leaving Wushan Village and coming to Fuxing City to go to school.

In Fuxing No. 4 Middle School, Huang Yongle's family background may be the worst in the school. He has today's results, and the classmates are convinced.

"Huang Yongle, congratulations, the happiness index has reached a new high. Dr. Sun Meiling smiled and asked, "I heard that you applied for the Tianjiao experimental class of Fuzhou University? Mayor Zhou Minsheng of our city graduated from the Tianjiao experimental class, maybe you can become the mayor of the city in the future. ”

Huang Yongle smiled and didn't say anything.