Text Chapter 81: A Fat Beat Without Resentment (Third Update)
He didn't pay attention at the time, but now that he thinks about it, he can't help but feel a little strange. Even when he thought of the little monk Zhisen, he seemed to have something to say to himself when he left, but after the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them back. I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, but in retrospect, it's weird everywhere.
At around 6 p.m., I finally returned to my home. The first thing I did when I got home was to run straight to the back garden. Then they dug up the statue that was buried in the ground. However, before he could begin to clean the statue, he heard a clicking sound on the exterior of the statue.
Seeing this scene, Wu Liang sat on the ground with a frightened face: "Damn, isn't this statue a manifestation?" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw more and more cracks appearing from the statue. After a few breaths already, the entire body of the statue was covered. At this time, the three girls also ran over, and after seeing this scene, they covered their small mouths one by one, surprised.
And so on, after another ten minutes. The layer of stones on the top of the statue all fell off the ground, but fortunately, it was not as earth-shattering as Sun Wukong was born. It was only by landing these stones at a distance of less than one meter that they did not cause such a huge scale of damage.
Just when a few people watched intently, they saw the stone statue after the gravel fell off, and suddenly it changed. A beautiful woman appears in it, what is a peerless face, and what is the color of a fallen city. The woman in front of her is exactly like this, and any beauty seems to be overshadowed by her.
At this time, the woman was still meditating on her knees. He was wearing a purple robe with long hair, which made the green silk dance in the breeze. At this moment, Wu Liang was really a little demented, there is such a perfect woman in the world, this is simply a fairy descending to earth, how can there be such a stunning color in the world.
Not only Wu Quan, but even the three girls were dumbfounded. With this person, they all have a sense of self-shame. Obviously, she is already a first-class beauty, but compared to this person, it is simply weeds and flowers, and the contrast is too obvious.
After a few more moments, he saw the man who had been sitting cross-legged all along, and suddenly opened his eyes. But for some reason, the moment she opened her eyes, everyone obviously found a trace of anger in her eyes. Immediately after that, the woman seemed to be looking for something, and instantly locked on Wu Quan's body.
In such a step, he came to Wu Quan's side, and then watched her wave, Wu Quan's body lost control, and he lay on the ground steadily, and pouted his ass high. Then everyone found that there was a big stick in the hand of this beautiful woman.
The next moment, everyone was stunned. Because everyone saw that this peerless beauty raised the big stick in her hand and pointed it at Wu Quan's buttocks, it was a ping-pong and a beating. In less than a few breaths, Wu Quan's skin was already open, and she was so painful that she was constantly on the ground, wailing.
"My aunt, don't fight. It hurts me to death. I didn't offend you, why did you beat me? While grinning in pain, his mouth did not stop, and he kept wailing there. At this time, the girls also woke up from the shock, and then hurriedly came over to persuade them.
And all the little faces became a little pale, especially Tong Le, who was so distressed that tears fell out. These girls don't understand, why did this beautiful sister beat her brother Wu Quan's ass!
"You little bastard, I let you water me, I let you fertilize me, I let you pour urine on me, I can't kill you. As she spoke, she was fighting, and even she found it interesting. She hasn't been in retreat once or twice, and people call her a retreat maniac. But there has never been a time when I went out of the customs and was as aggrieved as this time.
The most aggrieved thing is that this kid actually planted himself in the ground and let himself blossom and bear fruit, she really doesn't know what this kid is thinking in his head. After fighting for more than half an hour, he released this evil breath in his heart. Then he clapped his hands, with a lazy smile in his eyes.
"Sister fairy, who are you? Wu Quan looked back with a loveless face, looked at the absolutely handsome woman beside him, and couldn't help but ask helplessly.
"Seeing that you have a communication jade pendant on you that contacted me, it seems that this time Lingxiao Daoist should let you receive me out of the customs. In that case, don't you know who I am? After saying this, I saw this woman, and suddenly the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and she smiled softly.
After seeing this smile, Wu Quan suddenly sobered up. Then his eyes widened in disbelief. also knew that at this moment, he completely understood why the Xinghe Venerable ran faster than rabbits one by one. However, what made him hate it so much was that none of these seniors reminded him when they left, this was Venerable Caifeng.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but take out his phone angrily. Then he opened the chat group, and a message was entered by him.
The little ant who struggled: "Xinghe seniors, Tianhe seniors, Danwang seniors." The three of you are too inauthentic, you know that this stone statue is Caifeng's predecessor, and you don't say a word. So much so that I planted her in the ground, fertilized her, and watered her. It's good now, and I was beaten fat. You have to pay me for the mental damages. This was followed by a roaring picture.
After this message was sent, the seniors in the group all gave out a speechless expression. After a long time, the group leader Ling Xiao slashed his sword and issued a sentence: "Little ant Daoist, you have not been wronged in this beating." You are the first person in the world who dares to plant Venerable Caifeng in the ground, fertilize and water it. You're awesome!"
Later, the other seniors in the group also gave a thumbs up, but at the same time, everyone also felt silent for Wu Quan. This kid is really tired of being alive, but when he thinks about it, putting the Caifeng Venerable in the soil, the feeling of watering and fertilizing is really very joyful.
"Senior Caifeng, you can get out of the customs. During this time, I am looking forward to the stars and the moon, and I hope that your old man will get out of the customs as soon as possible. Dragging his ass that was a little painful, he ran to Venerable Caifeng's side and helped her pinch her shoulders and back. Such a contrived scene was unceremoniously despised by the three women.
"Cut, shaved hair!"
"You three little girls know how to fart, and it is a blessing to be able to pinch your shoulders and pinching your backs for your seniors. If I had known, at least this fat beating would have been avoided. After a hehe smile, he hurriedly continued to play a small hollow fist in the back.
This scene made the three girls even more despised, but in the next moment. Wu Quan found out that his patent was robbed. The three girls ran over and pushed themselves aside. Seeing that these three were there, pinching their backs and rubbing their shoulders, Wu Liang hated the root of his teeth. If nothing else, he's afraid of being beaten.
finally came up with a way to slip his beard, but he was pried away from his livelihood by these girls, how could this not make him angry. However, just as he was about to say something, he suddenly looked up and saw a meteor coming down from the sky, and the speed was fast and beautiful.
At this time, he suddenly thought of a sentence that the predecessor of the hexagram immortal said: "The statue should be respected, and the smile should be guarded." He really didn't pay attention to it at first, but when he saw this popularity and smashed it down in his direction, he was instantly devastated. Without saying a word, he ran directly to the third girl's side.
Then he took their hands and ran forward quickly. As a result, as he ran, when he turned around, he found that the Caifeng Venerable was running faster than himself. Just when they had just run less than 100 meters, they heard a loud bang. Looking back again, a large crater of tens of meters had appeared in the direction of his backyard.