(Cat pounce Chinese ) And my reaction was also very honest, everything is in Lin Sichun's control, no, she can only grasp it with two hands.

I was so frightened that I jumped up from the bed, grabbed the sheet and covered my body, like a bullied little daughter-in-law, and shouted aggrievedly: "Lin Sichun, you are sick!"

Lin Sichun glanced at me coquettishly, then knelt on the bed and crawled towards me, and said softly: "Liu Lang, didn't you let you sleep on the ground last night?

I said curtly: "It's so uncomfortable to sleep on the ground, I can't sleep, besides, what I climbed up to Sister Qing knew was that she took the initiative to give me a place to sleep." ”

"Oh, Sister Qing knows wow, no wonder. Lin Sichun gave me a strange look, and then smiled evilly.

"Laughing, what's the wonder?" I was a little hairy by her.

"No wonder Sister Qing explained to me, saying that she must help her pick mushrooms every morning, or is this the ...... you promised her" Lin Sichun smiled innocently, but I seemed to be so coquettish.

I'm about to collapse in my heart, Sister Qing is not good at stubble, I forcibly scolded her on the mountain before, she said that since she wants to pick mushrooms, she has to pick them every day, I thought she was ruthless, but I didn't expect it to be true.

But it doesn't matter if you don't pick it yourself, you actually let Lin Sichun pick it, I don't know it's easy to get off the gun.

"I'm telling you, this is a matter between me and Sister Qing, and you don't need to worry about it. I said with a look of inwardness.

"What, Liu Lang, you can't forget, the sun has risen, and the agreement between us for a week has begun. Lin Sichun said, suddenly got up, stood in front of me, trampled me under her feet with his feet, from a little fox, to a queen in an instant.

She still wiped her feet on me, and said proudly: "Didn't you say that you are the man I can't get in my life, Xiaoxiao, I'll see if you can hold on until the first few days." ”

I quickly slapped her feet away, my eyes are now from the bottom up, Lin Sichun is standing next to my head, she is wearing a very wide T-shirt, I saw through the gap in her T-shirt, I directly saw the scenery that should not be seen, Lin Sichun is also too stocked.

When Lin Sichun saw my eyes, he suddenly smiled proudly, "What's the matter?"

I smashed my mouth, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and silently replied in my heart, comparable, each with its own merits!

But I had to make a show, I rolled out of bed to the floor, and then quickly cleaned myself up, as if I had to run out of the hut, causing the little fox behind me to giggle.

The three masters outside have all gotten up, and they are eating breakfast made by Sister Qing around a simple table, Grandma Lin is in a very good state, and she actually has a little bit of a childish face, but I see that the two obscene masters are a little sluggish, especially Master Mu Chiao, who seems to have bruises on his face.

"Master Mu Chiao, you didn't get into Grandma Lin last night and get beaten up, right?" I asked curiously.

When I asked, the atmosphere became awkward, and Mu Chiu hastily ate two mouthfuls of food and left in a hurry, obviously fleeing the scene.

"Liu Lang, hurry up and die after eating!" The sound of wooden chirping came from a distance, and I regretted that my intestines were going to be green, and I made my mouth cheap!

Sister Qing's dress today is very eye-catching, she has always been beautiful like a flower, she actually wore a dress that looked a little tattered, and her hair was coiled up, if you didn't look at her face and look at her dress, I thought she was a village girl.

I asked and found out that she was going to build a house with Lin Sichun and the others today.

Thinking about me, a man doesn't build a house, let two girls build a house, I'm too bad, I want to help, but I was driven away by Tan Xuanzi, saying that this is not what I should do.

Ah, I instantly felt that they were going to train me to be a good student, and even the master had to match me with three.

I got to Mu Chiao, and he had been waiting for him for a long time.

I greeted him curtly, but Master Mu Chirp said to me seriously: "Liu Lang, we finally invited our junior sister over, but you yourself have to fight for breath, you must grind her to be your master, so that you can inherit the true ability of our ancestor, and only then will you have the day to get ahead, and you will be worthy of our cultivation." ”

I said depressedly: "Master, just tell me the truth, are you going to hand over the task of saving the earth to me, you look at the two of you, you are all famous characters, but now you are running to this mountain and quack, three people teach me one, do you have any secrets, is there something I need to do?"

Mu Chirp looked at me deeply, and then said to me: "If it's okay, it must be fake, after all, you're a kid, it's not worth our fight." You just have to remember that you can only take something back if you learn something, you know?"

He said it so profoundly, I wanted to ask, but he didn't say anything.

But I clearly felt that he had a deep apprehension.

During the study, I also asked Mu Chirp some questions, and he answered all the answers he could.

For example, Grandma Lin's name is Lin Jianing, and she is over seventy years old this year, but she is simply a demon if she maintains her figure like that.

For another example, as their teacher, Master Mu Chiao studied ancient medicine, Master Tan Xuanzi learned ancient skills, and Lin Jianing learned ancient arts.

Ancient medicine, ancient skills, and ancient arts, together are the essence of the master.

And Lin Jianing's most powerful thing is that there are two collars, I have seen them all, one is her disguise technique, and the other is her hypnotism, according to her own words, it is also called charm.

As soon as Master Mu Chirp explained, I immediately returned from the supernatural world to the socialist society.

It turns out that there are no ghosts and demons at all, everything is illusory.

From the beginning, I saw so many true and false, in fact, Lin Jianing's disguise technique was at its peak, so that I, a rookie, couldn't tell the real from the fake at all.

and what happened last night, what the moon shattered, what I saw Sister Tian Tian, and finally what I saw Lin Jianing's face turn into a fox face, it was Lin Jianing's profound hypnosis.

From the very beginning, I was not pulled into the water by the hand in the water at all, at that time, I had already been hit by Lin Jianing's hypnotic suggestion, and the rest of the various things were just illusions in my mind.

Mu Chirp used scientific explanations to make me understand that Lin Jianing is a person who can fight against science, because she has a famous nickname, called Thousand Illusion Fox.

Originally, these skills were very decent, but Lin Jianing was a person who was both righteous and evil, she was emotionally frustrated in her early years, and since then she hated men, fused disguise and hypnosis together, and created her own fox method, specifically to seduce some bad men, and then do something or something, Mu Chirp can't bear to talk about it.

I can see that Mu Chirp and Tan Xuanci seem to like Lin Jianing, but Lin Jianing doesn't have any feelings for them.

At the same time, I also vaguely feel that the two masters will not marry for life, and they are all related to Lin Jianing.

But this is gossip that belongs to the previous life, and I am embarrassed to ask in depth, after all, the relationship in the previous life is going to be messed up, and it is much messier than mine.

But I'm still a little nervous in my heart, if I learn these things from Lin Jianing, then when I go out in the future, I can scare people casually, and I will be able to catch them.

For example, let's change my appearance, I will change my face casually when I enter the women's middle school in the future, and then easily pass the security check, and enter the women's toilet casually, the women's bathhouse or something, it's not at ease.

Another example is hypnosis, if I learn it well, I don't have to fight with someone, I just let that person cut himself.

No matter how obscene, who I like who doesn't like me, I directly hypnotized it.

Of course, this is just my lofty ideal, what Mu Chirp teaches today, but it is more powerful than before, teaching me gold acupuncture**, and it is to use me as a sample, I was pierced to the point that I can run water.

In the afternoon, Tan Xuanzi was an unforgettable exercise, and it was a serious education for me, but I didn't listen to it, because I was so tired.

Finally, when the cultivation was over, when I went back to look, I found that a new small hut had actually been built, and the combat power of the two women was really awesome.

When it was time to give me a bath, Sister Qing had already helped me put the water and even replaced the wooden barrel with a new one, according to her words, it was boring to build a house today, so she used the remaining wood to make a larger wooden barrel, in case she wanted to take a bath with me in the future.

I was immediately impressed by Sister Qing, this is the craftsman spirit of the 21st century, capable of literature and martial arts.

When I saw her go out, she loosened her body, unloaded her tiredness, took off her clothes neatly, and jumped directly into the barrel.

As soon as my body came into contact with the potion, I was so comfortable that I wanted to call out, and then I thought about what Sister Qing just said, saying that she wanted to take a bath with me, thinking about it was a little excited.

"Ah, it would be nice if Sister Qing took a bath with me. "I put it on the barrel and expressed my feelings about life.

"Okay, I'll accompany you. "Suddenly, there was a sound of water behind me, as if someone had come out of the bucket.

Then, as soon as my body went limp, the people behind me hugged me directly from behind.

The man, undressed, and a woman Chinese!