Chapter 138: Ghost Genius (Two Chapters in One)

Whether it is Zhou Xing's previous life or this world, crossing has been a more popular material in recent years, so when this work was buried at the beginning, it aroused the audience's expectations. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

When the phone rang on stage, the audience immediately became excited.

Guo Chao was afraid of being exposed, so he hurriedly ran to the phone at the table, and said with a smile while answering the phone: "When you hear it, you are looking for me." ”

And Zhu La sat on the sofa with a sad face at this time, and didn't care about Guo Chao's actions at all, which made the audience laugh a little secretly that Guo Chao was busy with his work.

When Guo Chao picked up the phone, Zhou Xing's voice pinching his nose came from inside: "Hey, is it Dad?"

Guo Chao glanced at Zhu La, and said with a smile: "Who, so polite?"

Because Guo Chao turned on the hands-free, Jura also heard it, and suddenly stopped being sad, and turned her head in confusion.

Seeing that he attracted Zhu La's attention, Guo Chao couldn't help but feel a little proud, his little eyes turned around, and he vividly expressed that kind of proud cleverness, which also made the audience smile.

Zhou Xing continued to pretend to be cute: "I am your future child, I want to travel through time and space from 2046 to see you two elders." ”

This year is the only thing that Zhou Xing has changed, the original version is 2042, because it was a work from 2012, and now this time and space are 2016.

When Jura heard this, she couldn't help it, and was so angry that she angrily shouted at the phone: "Liar! If you deceive like this, you can starve yourself to death!"

Guo Chao also squeezed his eyebrows on the side, as if he thought it was funny.

At this moment, Zhou Xing suddenly stabbed on the TV screen, exposed his head, and shouted cutely: "Dad!"

Guo Chao was so frightened that he knelt down and said in a 'frightened' voice: "Don't, ancestor, except for my daughter-in-law, you can take anything valuable from the family!"

Jura also froze on the side, staring at Zhou Xing blankly, and only after a while pointed to the TV, and said with a cry: "Especially the TV, I won't dare to watch it after you don't take it away-"

The audience burst into laughter again!

This burden has been buried for a long time, full of anticipation, and the effect of shaking it out did not disappoint them, it is very much the shadow of the current time-traveling drama, let them laugh and applaud at the same time!

The laughter continued for a while before stopping.

Zhou Xing struggled out of the TV, and circled around, looking surprised: "Is this my home thirty years ago?

Jura finally rolled her eyes at this time, and with an 'ah' sound, she was frightened and fainted!

The audience burst out laughing again.

Guo Chao was anxious: "Hey, wife, wife, wake up!"

Seeing that Zhu La didn't wake up, Guo Chao ran to Zhou Xing again and asked, "Didn't I let you hide it in the refrigerator!"

Zhou Xing shrunk his neck: "Hide the refrigerator?

Guo Chao said anxiously: "Then you can't come out of the TV, you see that you are scared of my wife!"

As he spoke, Guo Chao ran back to Zhu La's side and shook vigorously: "Wife, wake up, wife!"

Zhou Xing shrugged his neck: "Doesn't it seem more time-traveling when you come out of the TV?"

Guo Chao ran to Zhou Xing very unhappily, lowered his voice and said angrily: "Are you pretending to be the eighth elder brother here?"

Eighth Elder Brother is the male protagonist in the most popular time-travel drama in this time and space, and when he heard that such a material was shaken out, the audience was stunned, and after reacting, he burst into laughter!

Some young female viewers shouted excitedly while laughing, extremely excited!

Even the actors who were watching in the back also had their eyes lit up, what a joke! Why didn't I think of such a plot before, combined with the current hot spots, the laughter is simply not ordinarily high!

And the individual actors who were sour before are silent when they see it now.

Unable to refute, unable to complain.

From the beginning of the audience to the present, there is almost no pause for more than 20 seconds in the middle, and in such a concentrated joke, they are not bored, but the more they watch, the more excited they become.

What does this mean?

Even if they don't want to admit it, they can't deny the power of this sketch.

Even if you are picky from a professional point of view, except for the previous joke of going to the bathhouse and not taking a bath, there is really nothing to criticize.

Zhou Xing's score in this sketch will definitely not be low, at least not lower than them, they only hope that the judges can see where Zhou Xing has crossed the line and can deduct more points.

Even if they are stronger than them, as long as they are not the first, they can feel better, otherwise their previous words will be a little too embarrassing, and it will be a slap in the face!

Cui Xiaorong was sitting there quietly at the moment, frowning slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

And Zhou Xing listened to Guo Chao's reproach, and said depressedly: "Then Huang Ama hides him in the refrigerator, he is also cold!"

"Poofhahahaha!"

"I can't stand the laughter, it's really funny!"

"It's the first time I've seen such a funny sketch, it's the only one!"

At this time, Guo Chao suddenly remembered the TV, ran over to take a look, glared at Zhou Xing and said, "What's the matter with my TV?"

Zhou Xing said angrily: "Fake, I'll change it for you when I step on it in the morning!"

At this moment, Jura woke up and shouted, "Husband!"

Guo Chao hurriedly ran over!

Zhou Xing also ran over and knelt in front of the sofa, pouting cutely: "Mom, don't be afraid! I'm the child in your belly." ”

Zhula also slipped off the sofa in a daze, knelt in front of Zhou Xing, and said in a trembling voice: "I believe it!"

As he spoke, Zhu La trembled and raised her hand to the TV, and said in a difficult tone: "You wear it back first~~"

Zhou Xing lay in front of Zhu La, with a coquettish tone that made people squirt: "Don't Mom!

When I first watched this sketch, how many people were defeated by Zhou Xing's tone of the word 'mother', and now it is the same, there is almost no one in the audience who sits upright, laughing and staggering, leaning forward and backwards.

After that, Zhou Xing pretended to be stupid and cute, and cooperated with Guo Chao, and successfully deceived Zhula, which also made Zhula gradually believe that Zhou Xing was her future son.

This is a work that makes people laugh from beginning to end, and the other burden of burying the thread from the beginning is also shaken out naturally in the exchange between Jura and Zhou Xing-

Jura was curious: "Son, what are you doing now?"

Zhou Xing froze suddenly, was silent for a while, and said dumbfounded: "Huh?"

The audience burst into laughter again!

Zhou Xing scratched his head in disdain, looked back at Guo Chao, and whispered, "Dad, I haven't discussed it before?"

Guo Chao was also a little confused, and said: "What to discuss, just say it, your mother doesn't know anyway." ”

Zhou Xing had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "I'm rubbing ......"

As soon as Zhou Xing said, Guo Chao was so frightened that he hurriedly pushed him.

Zhou Xing continued: "Mud ......"

Guo Chao pushes again!

Zhou Xing continued: "Gray ......"

Guo Chao pushed again in annoyance!

Zhou Xing was also a little stunned at this time, and became vague: "Gather the ashes in a pile......"

Guo Chao was so anxious that he pushed it so hard that he almost pushed Zhou Xing to a stumbling ground!

Zhou Xing was like being in a hurry, and said with a stammer: "I'm engaged in human epidermal research!"

After speaking quickly, Guo Chao's hand, which was about to be pushed on the side, stopped in mid-air.

The audience burst into laughter, laughing harder than ever!

"Human epidermis research!hahahahaha!"

"How did you come up with this, I'm completely convinced haha!"

"I'm going to be a mother, it's all right!"

……

The judges' area also burst into laughter, and many judges also laughed and were overjoyed.

Mei Kaishun slapped Guo Mingshun's table while laughing: "Ouch, old Guo, your son and apprentice are too powerful, ouch, no, no, laugh and smoke me!"

Guo Mingshun pushed Mei Kaishun's hand away, and said with a smile: "Go aside, don't smash my table!"

Mei Kaishun said angrily: "If you give me this apprentice, you can shoot my table casually!"

Guo Mingshun 'hummed' and said: "Don't even think about it, dream!"

"Cut, who said that if you apprentice, you can't worship others as teachers?" Mei Kaishun said unconvinced: "Besides, you are a cross talk actor, can you teach sketches!"

Guo Mingshun mocked: "Come on, you, your level can teach my apprentice?"

Mei Kaishun stiffened his neck: "What's wrong with that, I eat more salt than he eats!"

Guo Mingshun said speechlessly: "You think the game is eating!"

"This proves that I have experience!" Mei Kai agreed.

Guo Mingshun laughed and said: "Then you write me a book like this!"

Mei Kaishun stiffened, and was choked by Guo Mingshun: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"

As she spoke, Mei Kaishun rolled her eyes, looked at Zhou Xing on the stage, and said, "You don't count what you said, I'll go back and find him by myself!"

Guo Mingshun suddenly became anxious: "You dare!"

Mei Kaishun finally pulled back a game, and smiled: "You care about me." ”

"I, I, I, I'll tell you, Lao Mei, if you dare to fight Zhou Xing's idea, I'm not done with you!" Guo Mingshun was furious.

Mei Kaishun shook her head and pointed to the stage, pretending to be crazy and stupid: "Watch the show and watch the show, oops, it's so exciting, it's so good!"

Guo Mingshun was made to laugh and cry by Mei Kaishun's appearance: "You old goblin!"

Of course he knew that if Zhou Xing was really willing to worship Mei Kaishun as a teacher, he really couldn't stop him. After all, it's the 21st century now, and these rules have long existed in name only, and besides, even in ancient times, there were examples of other teachers, which is nothing.

It's useless for him to be in a hurry, everything is on Zhou Xing.

And the time goes back a little bit, at this time on stage.

After Zhu La heard Zhou Xing's words, she clapped her hands excitedly and suddenly realized: "Ouch, I am engaged in medicine!"

Zhou Xing smiled and said, "Human epidermal dirt!"

At this time, everyone below was laughing and paralyzed, and the chaos was very lively, and the judges' area was buzzing.

"Dirt science, it's really a shame that Zhou Xing can think of it!"

Zhang Kang, deputy dean of the School of Film and Television Arts of Huaxia University of Communication and Communication, couldn't help but smile.

A judge next to him also laughed out loud: "It is written on the introduction, this sketch is still written by Zhou Xing, he is really a talent!"

Zhang Kang smiled and shook his head: "Talent is not enough to describe, the ghost talent is almost the same!"

……

On stage, Zhu La heard Zhou Xing's explanation, and immediately said with some disappointment: "Oh, Mom Bai has given you so much prenatal music!"

Zhou Xing was stunned for a moment, and then he had an idea: "It's not in vain, I give him a drum kit every time I remove dirt!"

The audience laughed and shouted, "Wit!"

And Zhou Xing said, he imitated the action of patting someone on the back in the bathhouse, and slapped it on Zhula's back!

At first, Jura still looked like she was enjoying it, but as she patted it, the rhythm made Jura stunned, and a trace of weirdness flashed in her eyes.

After a while, Zhou Xing stopped, then subconsciously pointed in front of him, and blurted out: "Okay, big brother, take a look at the cards!"

Zhu La was stunned for a moment, and Guo Chao, who felt bad, hurriedly pushed Zhou Xing!

Zhou Xing came back to his senses and hurriedly stammered: "That, the first ...... cards, I'm the lead in the band, the number one. ”

Only then did Jura suddenly realize: "I'll just say it, it scared me! I thought he was in the bath! Hahaha!"

Zhou Xing and Guo Chao glanced at each other, Guo Chao glared at Zhou Xing fiercely, while Zhou Xing smiled, reached out and wiped his forehead, as if in a cold sweat.

The audience below laughed like crazy, patting the armrests of the seats while laughing, or patting the thighs of their companions, almost unable to straighten their waists, and some of them screamed directly 'ouch ouch', as if their stomachs hurt from laughter.

This time, in the audience, except for Zhou Xing and the three of them, there were almost no people who didn't laugh!

Even if Zhou Xing and the three of them rehearsed many times, they were almost immune, and they almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

Zhou Xing is okay, because the burden has always been shaken out by him, while Guo Chao and Zhu La are in pain, holding back their laughter, and they have to say their lines with the rhythm, which is extremely hard.

But that feeling is also just a few seconds of effort, and if they continue to act, they will be back to the same.

Later, because Zhou Xing made up Guo Chao's brilliant achievements in the future, Zhu La was extremely excited, and casually said that Guo Chao said bad things about Zhou Xing at home, which made Zhou Xing half angry.

Because he was angry, Zhou Xing continued to make up nonsense, saying that although Guo Chao would be famous in the future, because he worked too hard, he was tired, and his heart was like a Xizhimen overpass, which frightened Zhula!

Zhou Xing originally squeezed Guo Chao and retaliated against him for saying bad things about himself, but he didn't expect that it didn't matter if Zhu La cried, and choked up on Guo Chao:

"Husband, I can't afford the happiness you gave me in exchange for my health, I still like you now......"

This reversal made Guo Chaozhuan surprised, while Zhou Xing was dumbfounded.

The angry Zhou Xing was about to leave, but was stopped by Jura and told him to go back and forth from where - and back from the TV!

Because when Jura was stunned before, Zhou Xing and Guo Chao put the real TV back in place, so how can Zhou Xing drill back at this moment?

Seeing Zhou Xing grabbing his ears and cheeks in a hurry, the audience was overjoyed and laughed!

At this time, Zhou Xing and Guo Chao realized that Zhu La had already seen their acting and guessed that Zhou Xing's identity was Hao Jian.

When Guo Chao apologized to Zhu La in embarrassment and admitted his mistake, Zhu La looked at Guo Chao affectionately and said slowly:

"Husband, I have prenatal syndrome, but ...... I'm not stupid......"

Zhu La's eyes were already red at some point, looking at Guo Chao, tears in her eyes, and she said in a trembling voice:

"I can tell what is deception and what is love!"

In the last paragraph, Jura almost really blended in, the look, the expression, and the voice all deeply attracted everyone's attention and captured people's hearts.

In particular, the trembling and slow voice makes people feel emotional—lies are unforgivable, but lies for love are touching.

For a while, many female audiences and judges in the audience also wet their eyes and felt the same way. (To be continued.) )